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Be Featured on Battle of California!

Please. Please do our work for us. We're begging you.

Be Featured on Battle of California!

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Please. Please do our work for us. We're begging you.

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The Pro Bowl Sucks

I don't think anybody is going to argue that the NHL All-Star Game is bad. There is no actual hockey being played because no one wants to see their big names injured in a completely meaningless...

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Jealous?

Hey, Scoff20 here. You don't know who I am. That's okay, most the time neither do I. I've been a lurker here for several years. Every now and then I post a comment(this year I'm up to 3 I believe,...

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Winter Classics - Anything But

Sight lines - nope. Quality games filled with memorable moments that transcend generations of hockey fans - nope. A unique, once a lifetime opportunity - not for fans with lots of stupid money to...

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The Los Angeles Kings Don't Suck

As a Devils fan, I believe in a thing called "playing fair." Unlike certain other teams, my favorite team doesn't feel the need to play like feces. As such, I have invited a guest poster to attempt...

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The NHL Anti-Star Game - Team: Heads, Elbows, Knee

This ASG in Columbus is a joke. Want to know who the real hockey superstars are? The unsung heroes whose names live on in beer leagues. The names of hockey players who hit, block shots, lead with...

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Odes to Kevin Kurz

Our first limerick submitted by the wonderful vegan @fruitsareedible: There once was a reporter named Kevin Kurz.Oh my god he was the absolute worst.He loved John Scott.And Mike Brown a lot.But...

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The Ballad of Steve Bernier

The hit heard around the world. The hit that changed hockey forever, ushering in one of the most unlikeable stanley cup champions, which includes shitbag Drew Doughty Drood Outie, Flyers reject M...

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"Barclay's Charge" by Rudyard Kipling

[Editor's note: This poem is from latter in Kipling's life, written in 1922 to commemorate the valor shown by Barclay Goodrow, Sargent Major in His Majesty's 5th Highland Dirk Regiment during the...

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See Mortdecai in theaters now!

Mortdecai is a 2015 American action comedy film directed by David Koepp and written by Eric Aronson. The film is adapted from the book anthologyMortdecai written by Kyril Bonfiglioli. It stars...

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The Los Angeles Kings Suck

Dustin's Parents are Siblings. The Argument For: Dustin "The Inbred" Brown. Slava "Old World" Voynov. Mike "Cocaine" Richards." Jeff "Cocaine" Carter. Jonathan "Slow" Quick. Jamie "LOL"...

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It's cool to be old(er)!

Contrary to popular belief, I am not as old as the universe. I did not walk the Earth when it was created. I did not roam the plains with the dinosaurs.I may not be a newborn babe, a toddler...

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Mike Richards, the King of Kings

Hello people's of Philadelphia West, and the state of Western Pennsylvania (Pittsburg and all the other shit fuckers from their aren't reelly Pennsylvania). I have seen a lot of heat aboot (using...

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Seals Gameday: Now All of My Friends Are Dead

(Note: the following article was found deep in the BOC archives and apparently never posted. The date on the draft is April 4th, 1976, but the author information is missing. It is being published...

BOC 2015 All-Star Break Reading Assignment

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Let there be no doubt about it: NoCal "burritos" are a vastly inferior product. Wrap that up in tin foil and stick it up your log cutter, hippies.

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KANSAS IS BETTER THAN.......

Minnesota. I live in Kansas, and I can attest to it. Cool picture of awesome Kansas Piece of shit Minneosta

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Time to Drop that California Superiority

I don't know if you dickshits heard this, but your precious reign of Stadium Series domination is coming to an end. Finally a deserving hockey team gets to play outdoors in a baseball stadium. T...

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AN IMPORTANT LIST ABOUT MARTIN BRODEUR

A List of Things Martin Brodeur Is Doing Instead of Showing Up to Practice: Sailing a boat to Tahiti, solo, to commune with the sea. Baking cookies with real lard. Eating said cookies in...

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The Ballad of John Scott: True Captain of San Jose

Greetings from Canada, you hippie Californians. My name is Mike Fail and I'm here to tell you why John Scott is an NHL All-Star AND the rightful heir to the throne of captaincy for the Sharks....

Stace Is Not As Cool As She Thinks She Is

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Get over yourself, Stace. Flames @ Ducks.

Sharks Gameday: You've Got Game

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Hey now, you're an All Star, put your skates on, go play! /does a cartwheel into volcano

Kings Gameday: Mad skillz

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All Star games are really overdone and stupid, which is a shame cause skills competitions settle all the biggest debates

Battle of California Comments of the Week

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WEEK 15: A look at last week's best reader comments, as voted by readers. Comments from 1/11/2015-1/17/2015.

Kings Gameday: Fixing the problems

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Fixing the Kings most obvious problems in the most obvious ways

Sharks Gameday: NeWHO CARES Jersey Devils

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I've reached peak awesomeness so I don't give a shit about tonight's game

Kings Gameday: BL4KE

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4 is greater than 8, just not mathematically

Sharks Gameday: SH0RKS

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Looking back at two awful players from Sharks past.

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