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EVERYONE GETS A TEAM

The NHL has plans to add not just one or two new teams, but four.

EVERYONE GETS A TEAM

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The NHL has plans to add not just one or two new teams, but four.

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Sharks' Captains Needed: The Applicants

Let's take a look at the idiots who applied to be the next captain or alternate captain of the San Jose Sharks.

Sharks' Captains Needed: The Applicants

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Let's take a look at the idiots who applied to be the next captain or alternate captain of the San Jose Sharks.

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Meet Our Readers, Part 2

Here are some of the stupid things you said to us.

Meet Our Readers, Part 2

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Here are some of the stupid things you said to us.

It finally happened, I've been hired by the Sharks

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.....And my first order of business is to find some new captains. Good grief!

Steve Simmons is a Big Dumb Idiot (Right, Mirtle?)

30

James Mirtle calls out Steve Simmons. Again.

2 Sharknado 2 Analysis

12

How the Pacific division will shake out this year, as predicted by Sharknado 2

Play a Retro-Style Hockey Video Game, Win $100

14

Because you need a way to kill time while you're stuck in your cubicle.

Kings Fans Are Very, Very Smart

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And they know how to read real good, too.

7 Amazing Images to Describe Kings-Sharks Series

12

Are you ready to have your mind fucking blown?

Gift Ideas for the Bloggers Who Have Everything

15

Jer returns from a trip bearing gifts for his fellow bloggers.

Who Cares?

21

The Kings won the Stanley Cup, big deal.

Meet Our Readers, Part 1

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Let's share some of the results from last week's reader survey.

Breaking: Sharks host Kings at Levi's Stadium

171

California gets another outdoor game and you don't hahahahahahahahahah

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Battle of California Sucks

Battle of California used to be one of my favorite Ducks/Kings/Sharks blog but now that has changed. I used to be a big fan and buy into what all the writers had to say. Used to. The past and...

Battle of California Reader Survey

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We want to pander to you, the idiot reader! Tell us how we can.

Why Ice Girls are Important

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Ice Girls are vital to hockey, and the Sharks are finally catching up

The People Vs. Butt Crunch

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I was court ordered to do a blog post as punishment for my most recent act of cyberbullying against one Mr./Mrs. Buttercrunch AKA SharkCircle AKA Butt Crunch

California's All-Time NHL All-Star Team

27

What would an all California-born NHL team look like?

Staci Getting Married

19

One BoC blogger is getting married while another has to find a date

GUEST POST: Ryan Kesler and The Wasteland

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Anaheim Calling's Kid Ish drops by to talk Fallout 3 and Ryan Kesler. This one goes out to all you gamers.

Vlasic shocks universe with first tweet

9

One tweet to rule them all, one tweet to find them, one tweet to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

Pricing Dany Heatley

12

How the Anaheim Ducks' latest signing stacks up against some other recent Free Agent contracts.

LEAKED: Internal Memo Re: Giroux's Arrest

20

In which Battle of California grabs ahold of NHLPA property without its consent.

Spending Spree!

23

Buyout your own adventure: The Kingdom of the Cap Circumventing Contract

Patrick Marleau's Las Vegas Itinerary

12

Patrick Marleau made a trip to Las Vegas this week for the NHL Awards and my friend who valets cars at the Wynn hotel found his travel itinerary on the ground. You won't see this anywhere else, folks!

Battle of California Mock Draft 2014

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With the NHL's Entry Draft just around the corner, I'd like to take a moment to present to you Battle of California's Mock Draft.

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