Whoo boy, tonight's pun-based headline was brought to you by Chris Berman's intern-destroying rant
Anyway, I hate to admit this (since I write about the Stars and the Pacific Division), but the Penguins have always been my favorite team. That's right. I grew up in East Rutherford, NJ (where the Devils used to play before Barry Melrose insulted Newark) but wasn't about to root for those trap-happy-soul-sucking Devils. So I latched onto Lemieux, Jagr and Co. and the rest is history you don't care about.
So, like I was saying...the Penguins beat the Kings tonight, 4-2 (including a goal by Jordan Staal
, otherwise known as Rudy Kelly's BFF) and it was all-Malkin
. He had 2 goals and an assist, and barely missed a hat trick at the end of the game.
In case you've been living under a rock/ignoring Gary Bettman's squeals of terror, Sidney Crosby
injured his ankle and has missed 9 games already. Many people panicked and a few experts said that it could be a blessing in disguise for his teammates to develop without a Hart trophy winner.
And that's just what happened with Malkin, who is absolutely on fire. While fellow Russian/the guy who was picked before
him Alex Ovechkin
is being bathed in David Amber Q & A's and franchise-crippling contracts, Malkin
is matching his countrymen stride for stride.
He's still a few points behind Ovechkin, but Malkin scored a dizzying 28 points in
his last 16 games. Even better, he's kept the Pens afloat while Crosby is rehabbing
and Ty freakin' Conklin
is in net. In 9 games without Crosby, Malkin's scored 17 points including 7 goals and the Pens have gone a respectable 5-2-2. Sure, Alex O has the Caps fighting for the top spot in his division too, but I'd venture to say the Atlantic is a touch better than the Southeast
It's enough to at least give Malkin a piece of that Ovechkin hype.
(Coming up tomorrow: ANOTHER really bad pun, this time involving the Stars and Olli Jokinen!
Plus I might
add a little meat to some of the Malkin analysis in the next couple days. Maybe)