Being Awesome is Difficult Work

It's not easy being George Parros. You have to fight people, for one thing, and that's never easy. There's the moustache upkeep and the long hair that you have to cut every year for charity, plus all the tax services he undoubtedly does for his teammates. Finally, he has to constantly work so that his act doesn't get stale. So what do you do to keep your name (and legend) from fading into obscurity? Well, you do stuff like go to a Newport Beach tattoo parlor in a tiny girl's shirt.

It's the little things that make George Parros so great.

Also, what does you think Perry got tattooed on his side? I'm thinking one of three things:

1) Wild Wing
2) Ryan Getzlaf's face
3) Half-completed dick (had to stop because it hurt too much)


Update: Puck Daddy has more.