Parros-Shelley: Manly Men Doing Manly Things

by RudyKelly on Dec 12, 2008 11:02 AM PST Comment 22 comments

Here's the Shelley-Parros row for those who missed it. This isn't going to make us look good to all the basketball pussies over at Golden State of Mind, is it?

More importantly, who won the fight? I'd say Parros (he came back strong in the end and he didn't fall down in 10 seconds) but Shelley started hot. Thoughts?

Edit: I'm a fucking idiot and put up the wrong fight. Here's the correct one:

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I’d condemn the fight, except these two guys are clearly white, so it must be OK.

I listened to part of the game on the Ducks radio when driving home last night, and I had to laugh at Steve Carroll’s mid-game assessment, something like: “The Sharks are 10-1-1 when Jody Shelley gets in a fight, so there must be something to that.”

Uh, wouldn’t that mean that the Sharks were 12-2-1 when Jody Shelley didn’t fight? Probably fairer to say that the Sharks win lots of games regardless of what Shelley does between whistles.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Dec 12, 2008 11:16 AM PST reply actions

I called Corey Perry a thug in my writeup of the game.

by pj48 on Dec 12, 2008 11:27 AM PST reply actions

That may represent just about the nicest thing anybody has said about Corey Perry.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Dec 12, 2008 11:34 AM PST up reply actions

That’s one of the most well-written live blogs I’ve seen, PJ. Corey Perry isn’t even a thug, he’s just a little bitch. A thug is someone you might actually be afraid of, like Chris Pronger.

You know what I’d like to see? A Perry-Ribeiro fight. I imagine it would look like this.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Dec 12, 2008 11:36 AM PST up reply actions

I imagine it would look like this.

Ha, that is hilarious. Of course, both those guys stayed on their feet for about 30 seconds longer than I’d expect either Perry or Ribeiro to.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Dec 12, 2008 11:42 AM PST up reply actions

I knew exactly what fight you were linking to before clicking it.

by Nut on Dec 12, 2008 11:44 AM PST up reply actions

Oh, and one other thing about your Sharkspage recap

(Link)

It was Ryan Carter who kneed Legace in the head, not Bobby Ryan.

This team has way too many Ryans to keep them all straight, though. You’re excused.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Dec 12, 2008 12:28 PM PST up reply actions

Sorry, will fix it. Was writing that as fast as I could so I could get down to take photos.

by pj48 on Dec 12, 2008 6:15 PM PST up reply actions

Which one was the guy who always got beat up in San Jose?

by pj48 on Dec 12, 2008 6:17 PM PST up reply actions

Carter’s old number.

I’ve never noticed it before (though you flaunt this photo plenty), but there’s a nice sense of symmetry in the way the number 52s line up.

I don’t imagine it lasted very long, though — nice timing!

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Dec 12, 2008 6:19 PM PST up reply actions

Incidentally,

the link is to their Oct 17th fight in Anaheim. The one yesterday looked remarkably similar though. No real clear cut winner w/ Parros wrestling Shelly down at the end.

by WillR on Dec 12, 2008 11:58 AM PST reply actions

Son of a bitch, thanks.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Dec 12, 2008 12:07 PM PST up reply actions

Actually, it might not be that bad to have both fights up there — compare and contrast!

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Dec 12, 2008 12:28 PM PST up reply actions

I’m just laughing that I tried to search for the right one on youtube to link and couldn’t find it.

In my defense, I didn’t try for very long and typed in “Parros vs Shelly 12/11/2008” instead of “Parros vs Shelly Dec 11, 2008” like I obviously should have. Oh, and scrolling down is so beneath me.

by WillR on Dec 12, 2008 12:29 PM PST up reply actions

I can't really vote on who won the scrap

because I’m biased, but that uppercut by Parros was just wicked.

by Mike in OC on Dec 12, 2008 4:09 PM PST reply actions

Easy there buster....

Don’t be calling GSOM posters pussies – you pussy

by GeeEssDub on Dec 12, 2008 4:54 PM PST reply actions

Wanna fight about it?

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Dec 12, 2008 4:57 PM PST up reply actions

(waits to see who will fire the first shot, then realizes Rudy’s rumored to have “the quickest draw” on SB Nation)

My money’s on the barbarian!

Fear The Fin: Where the second round is overrated.

by Mr. Plank on Dec 12, 2008 5:33 PM PST up reply actions

Oh the humanity, there is fighting in hockey!

by pj48 on Dec 12, 2008 6:14 PM PST up reply actions

Ah, this brings me back to the ol’ blogspot days. Missed you, Anonymous!

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Dec 12, 2008 6:17 PM PST up reply actions

oh dang

internet fight. I have my money on whoever spends the most time at the Urban Dictionary. Judging by your names, my money is with GeeEssDub

"Gotta suck for the other teams. You finally catch the Sharks on an off night and you still lose." -Shark Man

by idunno723 on Dec 12, 2008 10:19 PM PST up reply actions

Web fight....

It’s on like Donkey Kong…you name the URL and I’m there!

by GeeEssDub on Dec 15, 2008 3:08 PM PST reply actions

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