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Thoughts From the Kings-Sharks Game

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-The Kings played pretty well last night.  I dare say they outplayed the Sharks for most of the game.  What really was the difference in the game was the Sharks' excellent special teams against the Kings, whose own special teams were surprisingly sucky.  The Kings had 5 power plays to the Sharks' 1, yet it was the Sharks who had the lone power play goal of the game.  To make matters worse, the Sharks' other goal came short-handed thanks to a pretty monumental fuck-up by Drew Doughty.  The Kings still don't really feel like they have any movement or life on their power play; it's just station-to-station, which is too easy to defend.

-The Kings match up surprisingly well with the Sharks when they play at Staples Center.  The Thornton line was pretty much shut down all game thanks to the combined efforts of Michal Handzus and Matt Greene (who is built to stop Joe Thornton), while Anze Kopitar's line was able to generate some chances against the Marcel Goc-led stopper line of the Sharks.  The only real battle occurred between Dustin Brown's line and Milan Michalek's, which was probably a win for the Sharks.  I imagine that line looks a lot better with Joe Pavelski centering it.*  It's weird, though, because when the Kings play at the Shark Tank they're completely outmatched.  Just shows the importance of the final change.

*What happens when Cheechoo comes back?  I think a Michalek-Pavelski-Goc line is better than anything with Cheechoo on it.  Does he play the 4th line?

-Good spirited contest between Raitis Ivanans and Jody Shelley last night:


This is the kind of fight the deranged guys over at Hockey Fights drool over.  Ivanans is good at using his left hand to throw his opponent off balance, but Shelley is a big fucker and can't really be tossed about.  It's surprisingly technical for a bunch of thugs.

-Jason Labarbera... I mean, God bless him.  I don't think we can comprehend how much he probably hates the shootout.  Imagine if you're Earl Sleek, and you spend your whole life becoming good at programming computers or whatever the hell it is he does.  You move up through the ranks of your company, finally get the job you've always dreamed of, and then they tell you, "Alright, Earl, you're going to do the job we hired you for, plus we're going to make you occasionally talk to women."  Of course, since you're Earl, you have no idea how to talk to women and you fail miserably whenever you do it.  That's what it's like for Labarbera; he never expected that when he came up to the NHL that they were suddenly going to make shootouts important, and now he has to flounder around like a seagull caught in a soda can holder while 15,000 people curse his name.  He has faced 7 shooters in shootouts so far this season and he's stopped 1.  1.  1.  1.  He is quite possibly the worst shootout goaltender in the history of the National Hockey League.  I honestly think I might be better.  The next time the Kings enter a shootout with Labarbera in net, I seriously advocate putting whoever the back-up in place of him.  Put Doughty in net.  Anybody but Labarbera.

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Imagine if you’re Earl Sleek, and you spend your whole life becoming good at programming computers or whatever the hell it is he does. You move up through the ranks of your company, finally get the job you’ve always dreamed of, and then they tell you, “Alright, Earl, you’re going to do the job we hired you for, plus we’re going to make you occasionally talk to women.” Of course, since you’re Earl, you have no idea how to talk to women and you fail miserably whenever you do it.

That is priceless. Your move Sleek!

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by PPP on Dec 16, 2008 8:56 AM PST reply actions  

Awesome
he never expected that when he came up to the NHL that they were suddenly going to make shootouts important, and now he has to flounder around like a seagull caught in a soda can holder while 15,000 people curse his name.

Just awesome. That plus the jab at Earl. Rudy, you have a gift for analogy.

by g r a c e on Dec 16, 2008 9:13 AM PST reply actions  

Oh Yeah...

And with Ersberg possibly out for a while, I imagine Jonathan Quick will eventually get the call-up. For the next game, though, will Jeff Zatkoff get the call? He can sit on the bench for one game and then the Kings can pick up Quick when they head to Buffalo. Ontario’s there for a reason, might as well use it.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Dec 16, 2008 9:27 AM PST reply actions  

This was not televised in the Bay Area, so why was the yahoo.com online stream blacked out? Does not make sense.

by pj48 on Dec 16, 2008 9:39 AM PST reply actions  

I was watching it on yahoo. Maybe you were looking at the wrong stream?

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Dec 16, 2008 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

They black out the games if the team is in your area. So, when the Sharks are on Yahoo it’s always blacked out if you live in the Bay Area. I found the game on www.hockeywebcasts.com and www.justin.tv since I was blacked out for the Yahoo feed as well.

by Djkling15 on Dec 16, 2008 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

that is weird … cause I’m in the bay area … and I was able to watch it via yahoo

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Dec 16, 2008 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmmm. Maybe they block a range of IP addresses in a certain radius of the city of San Jose? No idea. I live in downtown San Jose, so I for sure won’t be able to watch Sharks games on Yahoo. I’d have to find out what Yahoo means when they say geographic restrictions. But, if the games arent on TV you can usually find them on Hockeywebcasts.com or justin.tv

by Djkling15 on Dec 16, 2008 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

yes, you find out for us … cause I"m near SFO and yahoo was showing the game. but I’ll make mental note of the other sites for just in case they ever don’t. :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Dec 16, 2008 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

In Mountain View game was blocked. Also take a look at channelsurfing.net.

I am going to drop an email to Yahoo. I am interested in numbers for their web streams if they would be willing to discuss them. Recently the NBA gave streaming rights to a number of regional sports channeles. In the Bay Area, Comcast allowed Center Ice to drop blackouts of games. I am just curious if they would drop blackouts online, although for the Kings game it was the LA broadcast.

It seems to me if there is a non-televised game in the Bay Area, if you have the bandwidth you let as many people watch it as possible.

by pj48 on Dec 16, 2008 10:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Sigh, I only wish I could program computers.

Besides, face it. The only reason Ersberg got hurt last night was because he was bringing Kings fans hope. That really has no place in the L.A. crease.

Now I have to go talk to seven women and hope one of them doesn’t turn out in total disaster. I like them odds.

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by Earl Sleek on Dec 16, 2008 9:47 AM PST reply actions  

Too bad, otherwise you could impress chicks with hot HTML action like this. Θ Ι Γ Δ

Easy ladies- I’m married.

Oh yeah, and no way Cheech comes back to either of the top two lines. If things go well, I’m hoping to see Grier-Mitchell-Cheech as the 3rd line soon.

by mepex on Dec 16, 2008 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

surprised

i thought sleeks shaggy emo look is what the chics are into these days…

guess im getting old

El Spade-o

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 16, 2008 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

omg I'm laughing so hard

my eyes are tearing up! hilarious!!!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Dec 16, 2008 9:47 AM PST reply actions  

Sharks vs. Kings

As much as I like Goc, it’s frustrating to watch him play. He NEVER gets the breaks he needs to score. I think maybe he pissed off a witch back when he lived in Germany, because the dude plays like he’s cursed.

Nice pokecheck by Boucher in the shootout. Close game all around.

by Megalodon on Dec 16, 2008 10:00 AM PST reply actions  

Great showing by the Kings

I really thought they were going to beat the Big Green Machine.

by Mike in OC on Dec 16, 2008 10:50 AM PST reply actions  

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