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Kings Gameday: *Splat

LA Kings (13-13-6) @ Detroit Red Wings (21-6-4)

4:00 PST, Fox Sports West

 


 

Let's see: the Wings just demolished the best team in the league, while the Kings just lost 5-0 to an average Buffalo team.  It's like the part in the video where the apple falls from the silo and hits Donald in the face: I know what's coming from a mile away, but I'll keep watching it, and watching it, until it finally destroys me.


(Also, I love the look on the chicken's face before Donald fucks everything up.  She's so happy!)

Prediction: Haha

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What the Cluck

Aug 2009 by RudyKelly - 42 comments

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We would’ve won the last game against the Wings if it weren’t for Denis Fucking Gauthier. Because of that…

The Kings are going to win tonight, 17 to -5.

Kings hockey: where everything matters... except the hockey.

by Kevin Y on Dec 20, 2008 8:25 AM PST reply actions  

works for me... go Kings go!

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member

by TheMightyErik on Dec 20, 2008 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Saturday morning cartoons fucking rock!

Thanks Rudy! I love it how Donald’s helicopter has the atomic farts! I imagine it’s what Raitis Ivanas experiences after eating a Tommy burger and Tommy fries…

Paul Lo Duca is MLB's Pablo Escobar..

by DodgerBlueBalls on Dec 20, 2008 11:31 AM PST reply actions  

The Wings announcers whine a lot.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Dec 20, 2008 5:46 PM PST reply actions  

Just to clarify...

…that’s 21 wins to 13 wins, right?

My dog-eared copy of “Ah! Leah!” by Donnie Iris has a better chance of making it through the night in a large crowd than the Kings.

They still have their radio station’s transmitter pumping something like 200,000 watts in Tijuana? Solid.

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by Donny Rivette on Dec 20, 2008 6:46 PM PST reply actions  

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