Ducks Gameday—The Three Patos!

by Earl Sleek on Dec 7, 2008 6:50 AM PST

Columbus Blue Jackets (11-12-3, t-12th in west) at Anaheim Ducks (14-10-3, t-4th in west)
No, we will not die like dogs! We will fight like lions!

"Three Patos, Anaheim, California. You are very great. 100,000 pesos. Come to Santa Poco, put on show, stop. The Infamous El Guapo."

In a way, each of us has an El Guapo to face.
Sometimes that El Guapo is the Columbus Blue Jackets.
Prediction: Ducks 4, Jackets 2. Goals by Little Neddy Niedermayer, Dusty Pronger, Lucky Day Selanne, and Santa Poco resident Pahlsson. Together they prune the hedges of many small villages. For your El Guapo coverage, go visit Bethany's Hockey Rants.

Go Ducks.

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I hope this means Corey Perry is the invisible swordsman.

by RudyKelly on Dec 7, 2008 9:07 AM PST reply actions

Would you say that this team kills a plethora of penalties?

by Earl Sleek on Dec 7, 2008 12:38 PM PST reply actions

No no no Earl, today you were supposed to do a Tora! Tora! Tora! reference.

by brokeyard on Dec 7, 2008 2:15 PM PST reply actions

Would you say that this team kills a plethora of penalties?

I'd say we get a plethora. I'm not so sure about the killing thing.

by Julian on Dec 7, 2008 3:23 PM PST reply actions

Leave it to Earl to make me spit up milk all over my keyboard.

Your $0.34 bill is in the mail.

by Jason on Dec 7, 2008 3:39 PM PST reply actions

My favorite joke from that movie is:

-I think it's a mail plane.

-How can you tell?

-Didn't you see its little balls?

It's not the joke itself, but that Steve Martin and Chevy Chase don't get it. Martin pretends to so he doesn't look done, but he has no idea what it's supposed to mean.

by RudyKelly on Dec 7, 2008 4:02 PM PST reply actions

Great, you killed the singing swordsman!

by Temujin on Dec 7, 2008 4:32 PM PST reply actions

Damn, I had the score right with a minute left. Oh well.

by Earl Sleek on Dec 7, 2008 7:32 PM PST reply actions

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