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Ducks Gameday—2008: A Year in Doctored Pictures

Philadelphia Flyers (20-10-7, 5th in east) at Anaheim Ducks (19-15-4, 6th in west)
2009: According to my calendar, it is Year of the Duck.

Rather than write up anything meaningful today, I thought I'd take a look back over some of the posts I wrote / pictures I drew over the past calendar year. Think of it as a bit of a retrospective on some of the 2008 blog-silliness of Earl Sleek. For any of the images, feel free to click back and read what events inspired such blessed idiocy. I've included one picture per month, plus three bonus pictures from a pretty image-happy summer.

Click below to see fifteen of my yesteryear favorites.

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January 2008: Finnish Flashback

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February 2008: A day that will live in infamy...

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March 2008: What to do about Stompy?

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April 2008: Ducks Gameday—Stage Six: Survival

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May 2008: A moment of silence, please

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June 2008: Is the writing on the wall for Schneider-man?

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July 2008: Burke vs. Lowe, now in desktop wallpaper format!

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July 2008: Sleek gets ImMirtle-ized. Go Pigs!

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July 2008: Sleek forgets to include heroism in Bettman art

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August 2008: More Bad Puns: the Pensblog submissions

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August 2008: Bad Puns III: The Sanford Mask Contest

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September 2008: Explaining the finer points of hockey to a new generation of fans

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October 2008: BoC Gameday—What Scares Me About Your Team

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November 2008: Brian Burke Week Part 1: Sleek defends three "bad" moves

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December 2008:SUPER BIG NEWS (Let's call it SBN for short)

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So that's my list. Feel free to comment on whichever one was your personal favorite, even if it's an image that I neglected to include.

Prediction: Ducks 3, Flyers 2. Goals by Perry, Pahlsson, and Kunitz.

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Fantastic!

Golfing in May…that’s my favorite.

GO DUCKS!!

by SK eleven on Jan 2, 2009 8:42 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Those are awesome. Love all of them.

Golfing in May is also my favorite. The poor Sharks.

Although if memory serves, the Sharks did make the Western Conference Finals in 2004, but lost to the Flames.

Fuck you, Denis Gauthier

by Kevin Y on Jan 2, 2009 8:53 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Although if memory serves, the Sharks did make the Western Conference Finals in 2004, but lost to the Flames.

Heh, yeah, that’s true. Still, since this blog began the 2nd round exit trend has been quite consistent. In a selfish way, if it pre-dates this blog, it never happened! :)

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jan 2, 2009 9:20 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

So then that one clip from the Mighty Ducks/Flames brawl back in 2003… that never happened, either? Damn, I wish it had…

Fuck you, Denis Gauthier

by Kevin Y on Jan 2, 2009 1:55 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

The nice thing about selective memories is that you can select which things happened or not.

That Ducks/Flames brawl (which I’m pretty sure pre-dates 2003) definitely happened, as did the Mighty Ducks’ cup run from 2003, but try as I might, I just can’t seem to recall any 2nd-round success from the San Jose Sharks. Kind of curious how that happens.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jan 2, 2009 2:10 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

In that case, every single game the Kings have ever, EVER lost, has never happened… at least up until the creation of the blog.

Fuck you, Denis Gauthier

by Kevin Y on Jan 2, 2009 3:46 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I think California sodomizing Illinois to be far more amusing.

Maybe I’m just biased being in New York though.

by HockeyJoe on Jan 2, 2009 2:30 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

You’re probably right. Only problem was that the NY state rape happened in a pretty slow month (graphics-wise), while the Chicago state rape happened in a busier month with more options. I just picked one of them as representative of the whole set, but certainly everyone’s entitled to their favorite. And yeah, probably best to enjoy one that’s not picking on your home state. :)

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jan 2, 2009 2:39 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

The state rape image

Easily made me laugh the loudest.

Fear the Fin: Home of the Triple Game Thread

by Mr. K. on Jan 2, 2009 7:09 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Your cartoons and cut-and-paste is pure quality.
Earl or Rudy, where do I find your article about the Ducks using penalties to control the game and overwhelm the officials?
I believe that was employed by Quinn in the WJC game the other night and I want to get a link to the article.

Cheers.

by the eight-O-five on Jan 2, 2009 2:38 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Earl or Rudy, where do I find your article about the Ducks using penalties to control the game and overwhelm the officials?

The post you are looking for (I believe) is here.

Actually, that one wasn’t a bad 2008 Sleek graphic either.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jan 2, 2009 2:41 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You guys know what’s really scary? Through this post, I managed my way to the absolute best cartoon in ths history of the BoC:

http://battleofcalifornia.blogspot.com/2007/11/boc-gameday-duckssharks-live-in-now.html

God, that was fucking awesome!!

Fuck you, Denis Gauthier

by Kevin Y on Jan 2, 2009 3:53 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Oh, a definite classic. I’m still amazed how well Rudy was able to mirror the drawing style of an Etch-a-Sketch.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jan 2, 2009 4:15 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Absolute art. I can’t even make a freaking box with one of those tools for art-impaired artists.

Fuck you, Denis Gauthier

by Kevin Y on Jan 2, 2009 4:31 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

<3 Earl + Rudy <3

Occasional statistical analysis frequently interspersed with silly and sometimes offensive cartoons and commentary?

It’s like Sedin to Sedin, Datsyuk to Zetterberg, Ivanans to Cald- errr waitaminute…

by IAmJoe on Jan 2, 2009 6:09 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

WTF

Brian Hayward is Sports Illustrated’s NHL Color Analyst of the year for 2008? Are you shitting me?

Never go to SI for anything remotely about hockey, I guess.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jan 2, 2009 7:34 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Incredible

It must be an early April Fool’s joke.

One of the best things about watching Ducks games online is that you get opponents’ feeds about half the time. This Flyers game, for example, comes with the added bonus of blacking out of all the commercials.

by g r a c e on Jan 2, 2009 8:06 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t know who’s more of an embarassment to the Ducks: Hayward, or that Al Balderas guy from the OC Register that wanted to abolish the Blue Jackets.

I also don’t know what’s more embarassing: Hayward to the Ducks, or the fact that SI has an award for the best NHL Color Analyst of the Year.

Fuck you, Denis Gauthier

by Kevin Y on Jan 2, 2009 11:00 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Hey I think he’s pretty good

by brokenyard on Jan 3, 2009 1:42 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Looks like Perry’s taking a page from Pronger’s book.

by g r a c e on Jan 2, 2009 9:13 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

I guess that resolution didn’t stick.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jan 2, 2009 10:48 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I’m not sure if this has been covered elsewhere, but the NHL seems to think there’s a resemblance, too. Four game suspension?!? OUCH. Looks like he’ll miss the Coyotes game, the two Kings games, and the one against the Lightning. The Ducks are currently tied with the ’Yotes in the standings, and Kings games are always tough, regardless of the standings. The Tampa Bay game…eh.

by g r a c e on Jan 4, 2009 5:54 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Excellent stuff Sleekster. My favorite would definitely have to be “A Moment of Silence”. Nothing like a laugh to get you threw the hard times.

If we’re running through memory lane, I remember you talking about Battlestar Galactica as consuming you for a period of time. I just picked up this game Mass Effect for 360, and it’s right up your alley. If you have 30 bucks to spare (it’s about a year old, got marked down) definitely pick it up. Epic storyline, excellent character expansion, and it’s due to be a trilogy (with 2 coming out in 09 and 3 slated for late this year or early 2010).

The best part about it is the decisions you make in the game (which are a lot of them) affect the universe in 2. It takes your saved game file and uploads all of the information. So if you kill a creature or have bad relations with a species, that will be translated to your entire trek.

Fear The Fin: Where The Second Round Is Overrated

by Mr. Plank on Jan 2, 2009 11:03 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

threw should be “through”.

Embarrassing.

Fear The Fin: Where The Second Round Is Overrated

by Mr. Plank on Jan 2, 2009 11:05 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Besides being a giant homer (like EVERY color analyst is, don’t lie, you know it’s true, that’s their JOB – I don’t know why everyone acts like Hayward is the only one that does it), Hayward is actually a pretty good color analyst. The job of the color guy is to provide insights into the game, and the players, and on ice strategy etc. If you’ve watched/listened to feeds of other teams, some of the color guys around the league are HORRIBLE.

They provide no insight, no analysis of the on ice plays, no prior experience to draw on. Hell, take NBC, Edzo what’s his face and that stupid bald guy they have in between the benches are absolute crap as color guys.

In fact, I think SoCal has 2 of the better color guys around. Jim Fox is just as big of a homer, but like Hazy, he has lots of good tidbits of info on the players and the coaches, and despite his annoying way of ending his sentences, he’s pretty good.

Don't bRuin your life. Make love with a Trojan

by Morbo on Jan 3, 2009 4:23 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Thank you

People say he questions every call against the Ducks. He questions them, but certainly not all of them. And in doing so he helps teach me the rules of the game. He’s always saying “As soon as you do this, they’re going to call you on it every time” or “I don’t like this call because the rule is this, and you can see in the replay that although that occurred, this clearly didn’t happen.”

You know who doesn’t like Brian Hayward? Sean Avery. Sean Avery’s a huge douchebag. You’re not all huge douchbags, are you?

by brokenyard on Jan 4, 2009 12:46 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You know who doesn’t like Brian Hayward? Sean Avery. Sean Avery’s a huge douchebag. You’re not all huge douchbags, are you?

That’s about the most compelling vote for Hayward I’ve ever seen :)

He might be defendable in some sense, but shouldn’t one requirement of a good color man be that I hope he calls another game in the future? I have no such wish for Hayward.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jan 4, 2009 6:15 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Jim Fox is just as big of a homer…

You’re a God damned lunatic.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Jan 4, 2009 1:40 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

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