My Kings History

by RudyKelly on Jan 23, 2009 6:17 PM PST

I like to believe that there are an infinite number of dimensions all playing out simultaneously and each one is slightly different, because that means there's a dimension just like this one except I'm not a Kings fan. I imagine I'm very happy in that dimension.

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It could be worse

Imagine the dimension where …

… uh, hold that thought, my phone’s ringing.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jan 23, 2009 6:55 PM PST reply actions

Think of it this way

In another dimension you could be an Islander’s fan. Does it get much worse than that?

by klink3115 on Jan 23, 2009 7:09 PM PST reply actions

Well, I could be a Ducks fan, which would suck because I’d get tired of sucking all that dick. After a while.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Jan 23, 2009 7:12 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs

Well I wouldn’t liken the Stanley Cup to a penis, but then again I guess after being that terrible, the Kings need to visualize the Cup as a penis to garner motivation to win it.

People who save up for a rainy day are like milk. And milk goes good with cookies, so you should have those people over for cookies.

by brokenyard on Jan 23, 2009 8:12 PM PST up reply actions

there might just be a dimension where you actually are sucking dick…

yikes for you!

unless you’re into that…then…yay?

GO DUCKS!! Girlwithapuck.blogspot.com

by SK eleven on Jan 23, 2009 8:48 PM PST up reply actions

Well, I could be a Ducks fan, which would suck because I’d get tired of sucking all that dick. After a while.

Nobody can tolerate dick-sucking like a Kings fan, apparently.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jan 23, 2009 9:43 PM PST up reply actions

Yes. The Isles were unstoppable in the early ’80s, and plenty of Isles fans are old enough to remember those times.

You know who are the fans I feel the most for? The ones in marginal NHL cities that probably worked hard to not only get a team in the first place, but have been supporting them fruitlessly since. Imagine if you’re a hockey fan in south Florida, or Nashville, or Phoenix. Or even worse than that, if you were a Winnipeg, Hartford, or (god help you) Quebec fan who saw their teams leave, and in the case of the Nords, immediately win a Cup in the new city. That would suck.

by ievans on Jan 23, 2009 9:41 PM PST up reply actions

Got a point there

Or you could be a Toronto Maple Leafs fan, who might be old enough to remember when your team was good, but probably aren’t and so all you get are stories of when your team was good and Nik Antropov. Oh and Brian Burke, but with Brian Burke, you won’t see your high draft picks for years and years after you draft them (Bobby Ryan) and the next highest prospect you promote will be Brett Festerling. That’s going to be a fun rebuilding project.

by klink3115 on Jan 24, 2009 12:03 PM PST up reply actions

I’m old enough to (just barely) remember the Isles’ dynasty years. In my dimension, the last 20 years did not happen.

Lighthouse Hockey: an SB Nation New York Islanders blog with hip issues.

by Dominik on Jan 26, 2009 8:28 PM PST up reply actions

Especially ...

I imagine I’m very happy in that dimension

… if in that dimension you were a Sharks fan. :).

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Jan 23, 2009 8:20 PM PST reply actions

No, then I’d just whine about different stuff. Maybe in that other dimension I play the oboe, because how can you be unhappy while playing something called an “oboe?”

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Jan 23, 2009 8:45 PM PST up reply actions

I think if you replaced hockey with ventriloquism, it’d be quite a hoot.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jan 23, 2009 9:57 PM PST up reply actions

I’m pretty sure you’d be dead in a couple alternate universes. So being a Kings fan is probably better than being dead right?

by jamestobrien on Jan 24, 2009 2:14 AM PST up reply actions

I’d have to think about that one for a while.

People who save up for a rainy day are like milk. And milk goes good with cookies, so you should have those people over for cookies.

by brokenyard on Jan 24, 2009 2:40 AM PST up reply actions

Hate to crush your dreams, but personal experience tells most oboe players are kinda uptight.

by Malurous on Jan 25, 2009 12:40 PM PST up reply actions

Are all of the dimensions slightly different from yours? Or is each one slightly different from the one before it, likely making, say, the billionth dimension totally unrelated to yours? The latter might make it easier to find one where you’re not a Kings fan. No telling what else might be going on in it, though.

by Patty (in Dallas) on Jan 23, 2009 10:44 PM PST reply actions

Please God, one day can we kick the football. Or at least Lucy in the face.

by Nut on Jan 24, 2009 6:43 AM PST reply actions 1 recs

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