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by RudyKelly on Jan 5, 2009 4:00 AM PST

A. "BLAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!"

B. "Hey, what kind of shoe is that, Kenneth Cole? Mmm..."

C. "I wonder how many lamps I could make out of Nash's skin."

D. "Those lousy smurfs have foiled me for the last time, Azrael!"

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Patrick O'Neal is the dude that gets his throat slit in Die Hard 2: Die Harder????? Why the fuck did no one tell me this? This is like when I found out that the German soldier that gets let go in Saving Private Ryan isn't the same one that murders the Jewish guy later in the movie, or when I first discovered YouPorn. I guess this answers why my fantasies of slicing O'Neal's throat is so detailed.

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Combo of A) and C). Either that, or “Coach! I need my inhaler!”

by Nut on Jan 5, 2009 5:37 AM PST reply actions

Did you see O'Neal's IMDB page?

Damn, he’s Ryan O’Neal’s kid and he was married to Rebecca De Mornay? That means Wally George was his father-in-law!

by LA Seitz on Jan 5, 2009 7:30 AM PST reply actions

He’s probably making that look because he just saw how Crosby and Semin fight.

It’s quite obvious, he’s disgusted. This is probably the instant before he threw up all over the bench, just look at that face!

by IAmJoe on Jan 5, 2009 7:38 AM PST reply actions

“I, Vigo, the Scourge of Carpathia, the Sorrow of Moldavia, command you!”

Or something like that.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jan 5, 2009 9:20 AM PST reply actions

D, for sure.

by Mike in OC on Jan 5, 2009 10:15 AM PST reply actions

IT IS MY PRECIOUS!

by jordanDC on Jan 5, 2009 12:11 PM PST reply actions

I think I found a picture of Ivanans’ mom.

Another apple, Raitis?

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jan 5, 2009 2:53 PM PST reply actions

“Raitis needs braces (Dental Plan)!”

by mepex on Jan 5, 2009 2:59 PM PST reply actions

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