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A. "BLAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!"

B. "Hey, what kind of shoe is that, Kenneth Cole?  Mmm..."

C. "I wonder how many lamps I could make out of Nash's skin."

D. "Those lousy smurfs have foiled me for the last time, Azrael!"

 

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Patrick O'Neal is the dude that gets his throat slit in Die Hard 2: Die Harder?????  Why the fuck did no one tell me this?  This is like when I found out that the German soldier that gets let go in Saving Private Ryan isn't the same one that murders the Jewish guy later in the movie, or when I first discovered YouPorn.  I guess this answers why my fantasies of slicing O'Neal's throat is so detailed.

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