Kings Gameday: Go Kings
by RudyKelly on Jan 6, 2009 9:00 AM PST
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LA Kings @ Anaheim Ducks
7:00 PST, Fox Sports Prime Ticket
Prediction: Kings win, 5-2. Goals by Kopitar (x3), O'Sullivan and my man cock. Earl screeches effeminately in despair.
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Also, Earl’s mom has got huge boobs compared to the rest of her body. Those fake? I seem to remember Rudy telling us at some point that fake boobs are awesome, so I suppose those would do for him.
by Malurous on Jan 6, 2009 9:24 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The strangely accurate part of this cartoon?
My mom’s height compared to my own. She’s a midget.
http://www.battleofcali.com/
by Earl Sleek on Jan 6, 2009 9:27 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
… or “Koreans” :)
http://www.battleofcali.com/
by Earl Sleek on Jan 6, 2009 9:38 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Supposedly Rudy has inside information?
by Malurous on Jan 6, 2009 9:36 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
ahem ...
man cock? I know I’m sick and all right now, but ummm … I would need more proof than a drawing to believe that from a Kings’ fan. :)
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
by ang6666 on Jan 6, 2009 10:36 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
man cock? I know I’m sick and all right now, but ummm … I would need more proof than a drawing to believe that from a Kings’ fan. :)
So true…
These cartoons concern me on so many levels. Normally, I’d say “I’ll believe it when I see it”, but I really shouldn’t (realizing that by saying I shouldn’t say it, I’ve said it).
I feel disturbed… Go KINGS!!
Fuck you, Denis Gauthier
by Kevin Y on Jan 6, 2009 10:42 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I would need more proof than a drawing to believe that from a Kings’ fan.
If only Ron Wilson were around tonight. He’s never been afraid of a stick measurement.
http://www.battleofcali.com/
by Earl Sleek on Jan 6, 2009 10:44 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
thanx earl
almost destroyed my keyboard by spitting out my coffee…..
El Spade-o
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 6, 2009 10:54 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Damn, that’s cold. Where is that guy, anyway?
Fuck you, Denis Gauthier
by Kevin Y on Jan 6, 2009 11:53 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Kissing Brian Burke’s ass as head coach of the Maple Leafs.
http://www.battleofcali.com/
by Earl Sleek on Jan 6, 2009 11:54 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh yeah… how’s that gig working for Burkie? Leaving the Cup-contending Ducks for the bottom-feeding Leafs.
http://ducks.nhl.com/team/app/?service=page&page=NewsPage&articleid=402404
Oh, and Parros actually cut his hair! Who knew this was an annual thing?
Fuck you, Denis Gauthier
by Kevin Y on Jan 6, 2009 11:57 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
And not only annual, but for fucking charity!
I haven’t paid much attention to what Burke’s doing or saying up in T.O., actually — that’s somebody else’s problem now. There is quite a difference for Anaheim, though, as I don’t believe I’ve heard one word from new GM Bob Murray since the day he was announced. It feels especially odd in the wake of Perry’s suspension, because you know that Burkie would be talking the shit out of that one.
http://www.battleofcali.com/
by Earl Sleek on Jan 6, 2009 12:02 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I read yesterday that Burke was having discussions with the Blue Jackets to make a move. Burke is apparently willing to move Nik Antropov and Pavel Kubina, who the Blue Jackets want, for draft picks and prospects, who the Blue Jackets are apparently willing to give up.
Anyway, I just purchased tickets to the February 18 game at Honda Center. Section 442 because that’s all I could afford to spend (with the college semester starting Monday, I needed to put a lot of money aside for books and materials). I got a pair of tickets in the WC section (my dad can’t handle all those steep steps in the upper terrace for medical reasons) for $23.00 apiece off the Ducks website. For what it’s worth, my season-tickets for the Kings in the upper concourse have a face value of $29.00.
Fuck you, Denis Gauthier
by Kevin Y on Jan 6, 2009 12:40 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Awesome
That is all.
Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.
by PPP on Jan 6, 2009 10:50 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
You never know, Rudy might be a Cylon.
(aside: Fuck yes, fellow nerdlings! Finally, the last of the new Battlestar Galactica episodes starting a week from Friday!)
http://www.battleofcali.com/
by Earl Sleek on Jan 6, 2009 11:04 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I was just about to make a Herbie Hancock joke…
by jamestobrien on Jan 6, 2009 11:09 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I know!!! I’m so excited!! (yes, I’m also a huge fan) Do you know I put my social life aside for hockey and Battlestar Galactica? (pathetic I know)
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
by ang6666 on Jan 6, 2009 11:35 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
BSG might be the one hour per week that I don’t care profusely about hockey. And I’m a pretty recent convert, having started watching the series after the Ducks got eliminated last spring. It’s a nice way, for sure, to dull the pain of playoff suckitude.
http://www.battleofcali.com/
by Earl Sleek on Jan 6, 2009 11:37 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I really wish it had a different title. I try to tell people how awesome it is but as soon as I saw “Battlestar Galactica” their eyes start to roll and I can tell they’re thinking how gay I am. If the had a cooler title, that wouldn’t happen. Nobody says anything when I say Mad Men is cool. They should’ve called it “Mad Space Men”. Or, “Mad Men…in Space!”. “Mad Cylons”?
by Nut on Jan 6, 2009 11:42 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Just tell them about all the hot chicks
and then they’ll understand.
Okay not likely…
You know what? Fuck you Sports Gods, fuck you.
by bluemax on Jan 6, 2009 11:50 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I kind of wish Anaheim robots had voted Getzlaf onto the BSG lineup instead of the ASG lineup.
http://www.battleofcali.com/
by Earl Sleek on Jan 6, 2009 11:54 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Fraking Getzlaf…
Paul Lo Duca is MLB's Pablo Escobar..
by DodgerBlueBalls on Jan 6, 2009 12:39 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I’m actually starting to become a fan of Getzlaf. I mean his name is freakin’ awesome. It’s got a “z” in it! Chris Kunitz, Ilya Bryzgalov are cool, too.
And Anze Kopitar.. Michal Handzus. That’s awesome. I mean you look at the guys in this league with a “z” in their name: Zdeno Chara, Johan Franzen, Scott Gomez, Olaf Kolzig. Those are goood players.
Although fuck Todd Bertuzzi. He has two "z"s. That’s not cool at all. Jason Spezza, the only other active two "z"er, I’m kinda indifferent towards.
Fuck you, Denis Gauthier
by Kevin Y on Jan 6, 2009 1:02 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Is it like 2 "z"s make a negative?
GO DUCKS!! Girlwithapuck.blogspot.com
by SK eleven on Jan 6, 2009 1:07 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Nah, I can’t really explain it. One “z” just looks cooler, in my way of thinking. Two of them gives me the impression of “my name’s not awesome enough to where it’ll sound right with just one, so I’ll throw another one in there to fix it”. I mean Getzlaf, Kunitz, and Bryzgalov are awesome names because of the “z”. Bertuzi looks fucked up.
Fuck you, Denis Gauthier
by Kevin Y on Jan 6, 2009 1:19 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Jason Spezza, the only other active two "z"er, I’m kinda indifferent towards.
I personally like how soft he becomes in the Cup finals. :)
http://www.battleofcali.com/
by Earl Sleek on Jan 6, 2009 1:14 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I wouldn’t know what it’s like.
Fuck you, Denis Gauthier
by Kevin Y on Jan 6, 2009 1:21 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The way the Sens are falling off the competitive map, if you missed it the first time, you may not get another opportunity. Trust me, though — put a Pahlsson on him and he falls apart.
http://www.battleofcali.com/
by Earl Sleek on Jan 6, 2009 1:41 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You know, Pahlsson actually scored a goal against me in my NHL 09 BAP mode. I couldn’t believe it.
Fuck you, Denis Gauthier
by Kevin Y on Jan 6, 2009 1:46 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You want to hear something even crazier?
I finished my first season of BAP on easy and won a shitload of trophies. But guess who won the goddamn Selke Trophy?
George Fucking Parros.
Admittedly, though, he played the whole year with Pahlsson as his center.
http://www.battleofcali.com/
by Earl Sleek on Jan 6, 2009 1:51 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Crazy. I’m in the middle of my third BAP, and the two winners of that trophy are Brown and Nagy, who are both Kings. I suspect that they might always pick a player on the team your player’s on.
I don’t even wanna know who won the Bill Masterton, Lady Byng, and Lester B. Pearson Awards.
Although on my BAP, Bobby Ryan won the Calder in 09/10.
Fuck you, Denis Gauthier
by Kevin Y on Jan 6, 2009 1:58 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Don't let anyone know I told you this but...
George Parros’ mustache is the Twelve Cylon! Sssshhhh!
Paul Lo Duca is MLB's Pablo Escobar..
by DodgerBlueBalls on Jan 6, 2009 2:26 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I knew it! The way Parros got his hair cut was a little too similar to the way the Chief shaved his head (minus the wife-out-of-the-airlock incident).
My second guess was going to be Ilya Bryzgalov, only because his thought patterns mirror that of the Hybrid.
http://www.battleofcali.com/
by Earl Sleek on Jan 6, 2009 4:25 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh yeah?
Well I just finished a rousing and life-affirming game of NHL Stanley Cup for SNES. The result? A realistic 8-1 Kings win over the Ducks. Gretzky had 5 goals.
Go Kings!
by andrewHarkins on Jan 6, 2009 4:31 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Lone Ducks goal by Terry Yake, I assume :)
I played as the Kings in NHL 94 for SNES, btw — what got me into real-life hockey. My claim to fame was always benching Gretzky for Jimmy Carson, because frankly, Carson could shoot.
http://www.battleofcali.com/
by Earl Sleek on Jan 6, 2009 4:45 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
oh wow you are a recent convert. and here I’m going to show my age, but I was hooked on the original and when this new series started (yes I watched from day one), I had issues with it since it was different. but didn’t take long to hook me.
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
by ang6666 on Jan 6, 2009 5:09 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
See, I have no identification whatsoever with the old series. I know that it existed, and vaguely understand the back-and-forth red lights of the Cylons, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen an episode.
Sad to say, but I know more about the look of old-series Cylons from the Faceman introduction of the A-Team than I do from the actual BSG original series.
http://www.battleofcali.com/
by Earl Sleek on Jan 6, 2009 11:12 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Alright gamers
I’m off to meet up with these clowns for the game. Play nice!
http://www.battleofcali.com/
by Earl Sleek on Jan 6, 2009 4:50 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
The ironic thing
Rudy’s character doesn’t actually have “two thumbs”
by brokenyard on Jan 6, 2009 6:51 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Well is it just me or did Bobby Ryan give the best TV interview ever? No generic answers at all.
by brokenyard on Jan 6, 2009 7:48 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Pahlsson scores the go-ahead?
Sleek must be wetting himself with excitement, but we’re relying on Pahlsson for offense?
No knock on Sami, but that’s not good.
by GOOLIAN on Jan 6, 2009 9:12 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
What ever happened to Christine Nubla?
The kings get Heidi Androl, and the Ducks get stuck with Tom Murray with his 1980’s pat riley greasy hair?
Don't bRuin your life. Make love with a Trojan
by Morbo on Jan 6, 2009 9:56 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Why the fuck does every Kings/Ducks game have a Pahlsson GWG? And why is it that Pahlsson scores in every single Ducks game that I watch? I bet Sleek’s gonna force me to watch every Ducks game from now on just to get that prediction right!
Fuck you, Denis Gauthier
by Kevin Y on Jan 6, 2009 10:18 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Aw. c’mon, that was a sweet one. I think I’ve been in attendance for two of the sweeter Pahlsson goals of the year (SJS, LAK), so it’s probably the green shirt and not you. Further testing is definitely required.
http://www.battleofcali.com/
by Earl Sleek on Jan 6, 2009 11:09 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
When’s your next game, besides the next Kings game (right?)
by brokenyard on Jan 7, 2009 1:31 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Well, I haven’t committed really to any Kings game just yet.
The games I know I’m going to for the remainder of the season are these:
Feb. 2nd — Buffalo Sabres — upper deck
Feb. 15th — Atlanta Thrashers — don’t know where I’m sitting
Mar. 6th — Dallas Stars — Row B
Mar. 15th — San Jose Sharks — upper deck
But who knows? There may be more.
http://www.battleofcali.com/
by Earl Sleek on Jan 7, 2009 9:07 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Try to get tickets on Feb. 18th if you can. I need one Ducks fan that I actually kinda know for the game to be competitive for me.
Fuck you, Denis Gauthier
by Kevin Y on Jan 7, 2009 9:12 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I didn’t see the goal, actually. I had turned away to see the Hornets unfortunately massacre the Lakers, and turned back when my dad yelled in disgust from the other room. I just heard it was a tip-in, and I absolutely love tip-ins… except against the Kings.
All-time, the Kings are 2-1-0 at Honda Center/Arrowhead Pond in games I’ve attended. The one loss was in Perry and Getzlaf’s rookie season, and one of them (Perry, I think) got a hat-trick. I can’t remember the first victory because it was like eight years ago. The one memory I have is of a fan sitting a section over shouting “Let’s go Devils”. The Devils, of all teams.
Now, here’s something really ironic that I noticed just now: the last game I went to at Honda Center was on February 18, 2007. I’m going to the game this year on… February 18, 2009. As for the game two years ago, that was part of a home-and-home with the Kings the day before. Both games went into a shootout, and the road team won both games. Ever since then, I have said those two games are the greatest regular-season games I have ever seen (only challenged by last season’s Royal Rebound).
So basically, this game next month is going to be very interesting. I’m also going to the game tonight at Staples Center, so I’m gonna see a lot of the Ducks soon.
Fuck you, Denis Gauthier
by Kevin Y on Jan 7, 2009 9:11 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Let’s hope your game tonight features more than two shots-on-goal in the first ten minutes.
Seriously, last night’s game might as well have been a commercial for why this league sometimes needs phantom penalties. Had the refs swallowed their whistles, nothing would have happened last night. Heavy doses of conservatism are OK for winning, but it sure makes hockey a tough sell in SoCal.
http://www.battleofcali.com/
by Earl Sleek on Jan 7, 2009 9:18 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Uh, tomorrow night, I mean.
http://www.battleofcali.com/
by Earl Sleek on Jan 7, 2009 9:18 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeha, last night’s game was so incredibly boring. There were only like 40 combined shots on goal or something.
Although surprisingly, I was rather okay with Hayward’s commentating. He didn’t exhibit blatant homerism, and actually commended the Kings for making smart plays when they made them… which wasn’t very often.
But Hayward looks absolutely SCARY!! I mean just look at him. His eyes are just… evil.
Fuck you, Denis Gauthier
by Kevin Y on Jan 7, 2009 9:24 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
And speaking of “phantom penalties”, in the Sabres/Senators game last night, during a scrum in the first period, Jarkko Ruutu of the Senators actually BIT the Sabres’ Andrew Peters. The penalties: Peters, 2 min for unsportsmanlike conduct.
Fuck you, Denis Gauthier
by Kevin Y on Jan 7, 2009 9:30 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
YO SLEESKTER
saw u on the telecast last nite….which one was rudy he sit to the right or left to you?
i saw some douche with brown hair and some neatly trimmed nsync type beard to the left of you…im praying that wasnt rudy
how much did u drink by the way?
i pounded a 32 ounce of “hop juice” a microbrew with 9.2% acholhol in it…they call it a double IPA good shit
El Spade-o
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 7, 2009 9:51 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
which one was rudy he sit to the right or left to you?
Depends on the period, I think. We rotated seating to confuse people.
i saw some douche with brown hair and some neatly trimmed nsync type beard to the left of you…im praying that wasnt rudy
That might have been my buddy McFed, though it’s tough to say. It’s confusing, because of the four people there we had zero beards.
how much did u drink by the way?
I think my total last night was 3 beers and 2 double-jack-and-Pepsis. I bought two drinks to start the second period because with 1:30 of 3-on-5 coming up, I could feel a goal-against coming. Not a terrible outing.
http://www.battleofcali.com/
by Earl Sleek on Jan 7, 2009 11:15 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah I saw you too, I didn’t see anybody I could make out as Rudy, though. I noticed in a row or two behind you and to your right some guy in a red shirt, but I doubt you knew him (the red just stood out).
And didn’t a foul puck come into the stands a few rows behind you? I saw that on TV.
by brokenyard on Jan 7, 2009 2:41 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
And didn’t a foul puck come into the stands a few rows behind you?
Yeah, I think a guy in the row behind us got it.
I think my biggest thrill was seeing a King get hit pretty hard right in front of us facefirst into the glass, then pointing out to our section the saliva that was left oozing down the glass.
http://www.battleofcali.com/
by Earl Sleek on Jan 7, 2009 2:46 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
sounds like
the “what does rudy look like” dilema continues
i had tivo…dont know why i didnt rewind that badboy
p.s.
hey earl
did rudy slap you with his mancock at any time during the game?
did he dip it in your nachos?
your not being forthcoming at all my friend
El Spade-o
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 7, 2009 2:58 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
to add
I was looking for someone who looked like brutus on acid (that what the cartoon led me to belive)..i didnt see anyone like that next to you
El Spade-o
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 7, 2009 3:00 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I shaved my beard after New Year’s. Plus, I’m quite gay looking. I was wearing a brown hoodie, and was usually sitting next to Earl I think.
The West Coast is the Best Coast.
by RudyKelly on Jan 8, 2009 3:06 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
did the shirt say:
“I’m Gay”
- Perry
by Mike in OC on Jan 7, 2009 5:24 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Well, off to work I go… man, work as an 18-year-old sucks, especially when you’re sick as hell. Sleek, consider getting tickets for Feb. 18?
Fuck you, Denis Gauthier
by Kevin Y on Jan 7, 2009 9:38 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
At a Stater Bros. about a couple months ago. I had to be able to afford tickets somehow.
Fuck you, Denis Gauthier
by Kevin Y on Jan 7, 2009 6:45 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Damn. I’m 20, no one will hire me, even places that I talk to that seem excited that I’m applying (which isn’t many). :( Consider yourself lucky
by brokenyard on Jan 7, 2009 7:29 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Well it was easy for me since they had like six open positions, and I had a very open and flexible schedule. I’m a part-time college student and really the only true commitments I have are to my Kings season-tickets (I’ve gotta get my priorities in order, if the most important thing in my life is going to Kings games and watching them score a goal a game).
Fuck you, Denis Gauthier
by Kevin Y on Jan 7, 2009 9:53 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Sleek, consider getting tickets for Feb. 18?
Considering it. But taking no action today, at least.
http://www.battleofcali.com/
by Earl Sleek on Jan 7, 2009 2:47 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I’m not trying to pressure you. It’d just be cool. Even though I wouldn’t be able to sit down in Row B, but upper terrace seats about four sections over from my Staples Center seats aren’t bad.
Fuck you, Denis Gauthier
by Kevin Y on Jan 7, 2009 6:47 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
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