But are you Daring?
-Anze Kopitar will score 80 points or more.
-Wayne Simmonds will score 30 points.
-Justin Williams will play less than 60 games.
-Ryan Smyth will make me say, "Goddammit," over 100 hundred times. (I'm already at 7.)
-Jack Johnson will score over 30 points and I will still hate him.
-Sean O'Donnell will begin as a #2 defenseman this season and end as a #6.
-Thomas Hickey will be a breakout player this season.
-Alex Frolov will do everythng right and yet still get criticized.
-Rob Scuderi will be the new scapegoat.
-Corey Perry will miss time when he is beaten half to death... by his own team.
-Jonathan Quick will play well this season.
-No one will understand the reference I made in the title.*
*I don't understand why Doritos abandoned that ad campaign. I thought it was hilarious. Take this commercial as an example. It was the 3rd best food ad campaign after the glorious Emerald Nuts campaign and those creepy Cheetos commercials.
-Jarret Stoll will score 20 goals this season but still no one will like him.
-Joe Thornton will go on a scoring tear and will be seen around town with a 19-year old man named Slade.
-Michal Handzus will miss games with an injury.
-The Kings will be on the power play and pass it between their two defenseman before taking a weak shot from the the blue line that is easily blocked. The Kings will get the rebound and repeat. (Wait, that's not bold.)
-Richard Clune will only play 40-45 games this season and yet have over 10 fights.
-Raitis Ivanans will play more than 65 games and yet have less than 10 fights.
-Trevor Lewis will play limited minutes but his season will still be considered a success.
-Peter Harrold will play more than limited minutes but his season will be considered a waste.
-The Kings will be out of the playoffs most of the year but will make a post-Olympic run to the playoffs.
-The Anaheim Ducks will miss the playoffs.
-The Kings will lose in the first round of the playoffs to the eventual champions: the San Jose Sharks.
-After finally getting over the hump, Sharks fans will somehow become more insufferable.