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Thoughts on the Devils-Ducks and a stupid bet

well since ill be getting sliced tommorow and wont be at a comp wanting to give thoughts on this game.

Last time I belive ryan carter had a big game against the devils..that might have been 2 ducks-devils ago but its what I remember.

When our top line is dominant..as a duck fan you get the biggest wood..(or nipples get hard if your a gal)..and feel like we cant be defeated...cuz last year we rode that to the western conference finals...on one fucking line!!

so Im optomistic for sure..also with teemu getting those PP goals also makes me smile

I also like our special teams play..it seems they made a change and are passing faster on the PP and playing more disciplined in there PK box

I think after this long home stand a road trip is in order and at the right time...towards the (specifically the pens game) we found somthing I belive..we should ride that momentumand and have a sucessful Road trip..

the Kings getting waxed the last 2 games also makes me belive things might be getting back to the way they should be

this all hope of course..the opposite might happen..the road trip and travelling might disrupt this new found momentum and we might start sucking donkey balls again..but well c

p.s.
if anyone wants to send flowers...send a porno mag (no gay porn you sons of bitches)or a 6-pac of somthing Imported instead to:

6969 West Metal Ballsack dr.
Victorhell, Ca, 90909

 

p.s.s.

on a unrelated side note I made a stupid bet with my cowboys fan friend (the guy who does my tats)..tha my team the steelers will reach 10 wins first..before the cowboys..If I lose I gotta get a cowboys logo tatted..yikes!! likewise hell have to get a steelers tat...so watching last nite i got nervous when we started slow..but we came back and won..whew

so everyone root against the cowboys as I dont want that ugly fuckin logo on me!!!..i need Boc karma!!

god Im stupid somtimes...

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but the Cowboys are America’s team … :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality? (boycott Hollywood!)

by ang6666 on Nov 10, 2009 9:15 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

dont say that..i hate that..makes me want to puke…

more incentive to win this bet

Ducks blow old goats right now but....GO DUCKS!!! for shits and giggles!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 10, 2009 12:10 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

too late … already said it … :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality? (boycott Hollywood!)

by ang6666 on Nov 10, 2009 1:12 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

good luck while under the knife tomorrow.

damn, thats a pretty hardcore bet. I’m glad i’m not involved seeing as how I cant stand either of those teams.

hooked on quack

by tu madre on Nov 10, 2009 11:01 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

what how can u not like the steelers…blue collar team..hines ward isnt a primma donna reciever..plays hard breaks jaws?

now americas team the cowboys i could see hating..jerry jones that smug asshole..emmit smith..irving tony homo..fuck those putos

Ducks blow old goats right now but....GO DUCKS!!! for shits and giggles!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 10, 2009 1:27 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

well, for me it comes down to the state. I dont like any team from Texas, and the cowboys initially inspired the hatred…….america’s team….blaaaah.

Now as for the steelers, thats a new dislike, and it’s because the steelers are from Pennsylvania and that damn state won the Stanley Cup, Superbowl, and World Series last year. I dont want them getting anything for awhile.

So, thats my wierd ass reasoning, plus I’m a chargers fan.

Also, with this reasoning, for example: if the ducks dont make the playoffs then naturally I root for the kings and even though it’s norcal the sharks too. Keep the champions in Cali. it’s a state thing.

hooked on quack

by tu madre on Nov 10, 2009 2:44 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Here’s hoping they don’t get confused by BoC stories and mistakenly amputate your leg. Good luck!

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Nov 10, 2009 11:33 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

as long as it isnt my “3rd leg” its all good

Ducks blow old goats right now but....GO DUCKS!!! for shits and giggles!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 10, 2009 12:10 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

maybe you should tattoo that 3rd leg with “do not remove” … ha!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality? (boycott Hollywood!)

by ang6666 on Nov 10, 2009 1:12 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

well i do have a tatto to the sides of my 3rd leg of elephant ears..so lets hope that is enough to make sure they amputate that lol

Ducks blow old goats right now but....GO DUCKS!!! for shits and giggles!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 10, 2009 1:19 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

no you dont. really?

hooked on quack

by tu madre on Nov 10, 2009 2:45 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Don’t ask Spade to prove it….

Craig Conroy stole my H1N1 vaccine...

by DodgerBlueBalls on Nov 10, 2009 3:38 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

the list of things i wont do is pretty short

Ducks blow old goats right now but....GO DUCKS!!! for shits and giggles!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 10, 2009 4:09 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

what’s on that short list?

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality? (boycott Hollywood!)

by ang6666 on Nov 10, 2009 4:12 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

off the top of my head " will not watch dancing with the stars"

also will not wear womens underwear..now bra….hmmm..thats negotiable

Ducks blow old goats right now but....GO DUCKS!!! for shits and giggles!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 12, 2009 9:40 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

just sending some good vibes your way on your surgery day. Hope it goes smooth with a fast recovery, mang.

hooked on quack

by tu madre on Nov 11, 2009 3:22 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Hey Spade, sorry I missed all of this and wasn’t able to wish you well earlier. Hope the surgery was successful and that you’re resting in some recovery room, blissfully maxed out on painkillers.

by g r a c e on Nov 11, 2009 3:50 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Just got a few texts from Spade. He’s home and says he’s feeling some pain but hoping the Ducks make him feel better! EEK!

GO DUCKS!!!
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by SK eleven on Nov 11, 2009 3:55 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Seeking comfort from the Ducks? Shit — I should have sent him the ’07 DVDs.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Nov 11, 2009 3:56 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Yea, my advice was to try his best to not yell at the TV. He’s probably still a bit drugged up…hopefully he’ll pass out.

GO DUCKS!!!
DUCKSandPUCKS.com
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by SK eleven on Nov 11, 2009 4:00 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Glad to hear he made it through okay! And yeah, relying on the Ducks for post-op relief…yikes. Those magazines would be a safer bet.

by g r a c e on Nov 11, 2009 4:00 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That is great news to hear that he’s back home and resting up. Thanks for keeping us up to date, SK!

Craig Conroy stole my H1N1 vaccine...

by DodgerBlueBalls on Nov 11, 2009 4:52 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Hoping for a speedy recovery. Hard to yell at your team when your balls hurt.

As for the bet, here’s to you getting a nice blue and silver Texas star. Least it’s better than green and gold…

UNRELATED: Handel is the most overrated composer ever...

by Bleys on Nov 11, 2009 10:12 PM PST via mobile reply actions   0 recs

thanks for all the well wishes…(not too late grace)

im in discomfort more than anything..they never told me my shoulder and neck was gonna hurt too..they injected some dye..or some shit like that..that fuckin hurts…

damn ducks…were causing me pain also..i was trying not to yell at the tv..but but the fuckin pp was so dreadful…almost made me rip open one of my inscisions…i didnt like the lack of traffic and/or willingness to get to the net…they stayed to the perimeter too much

p.s.
side note..i had to fully dis-robe for this surgery…and of course one of the surgery nurses was hot with some kick ass cute eyes…so she probally was getting a good laugh at my “cooked” spagetthi noodle downstairs that bitch

Ducks blow old goats right now but....GO DUCKS!!! for shits and giggles!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 12, 2009 9:38 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

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