r..i thought murray gave it a good gamble..and on paper we looked like a good team…but we came up craps i think…or were taking a crap or were eating crap..or i want a monkey to throw crap

Yup — we’re all sorts of terrible, and it’s not working according to plan at all. Lately it’s the power play that’s killing them, but the PK could easily turn on the Ducks — they’ve demonstrated fragility in all sorts of areas.

Enjoy the beer, dude. First of many to come this season I’m sure.

And yeah, there may be some shenanigans tonight — Wings will probably wait until the game is won, though.

but we came up craps i think…or were taking a crap or were eating crap..or i want a monkey to throw crap

Vintage Spade, made me crap my pants… at some point, someone will tell their grandkids about you. Keep on keeping on, man. You beat the Sharks in the playoffs, and in some way, that’s all that will ever matter.

haha

Good credit, bad credit, or NO credit!!!!!!

Heh, even Phoenix is eligible, it seems.

I’m thinking of publishing a State Rape flipbook, but the Ducks need to start winning some games first.

Sorry, but this picture reminded me of another picture that I just have to post

So based on what I’m seeing in this first period, when do you think the Ducks will apply to be an AHL club? We clearly don’t belong in this league.

I’d be shocked if the Ducks scored two goals tonight.

Well, halfway wrong so far. Nice pass, Getzlaf (a.k.a. bad pass, Detroit).

Now just to see if Getzlaf and Perry extend their points streaks to eleven games, and whether it gets pointed out that the Ducks probably should stop congratulating them for it — team’s won just three times over that span.

After the loss to Columbus, I started hoping that the streaks would be broken. Not only because individual accomplishments are fast becoming meaningless given the team’s situation, but also because after this season is over, I want to scrub my brain with bleach and never be reminded of it. But if Perry’s/Getzlaf’s streaks continue, then every time a future Duck puts together a little scoring streak, they’ll measure it up against what Perry/Getzlaf did in 09-10. And I’ll have to fight the urge to vomit every time.

It was an iffy day — I was helping my roommate move out, but got my end done nearly in time for gametime.

Regrettably.

But I still have to run to a family dinner later — probably won’t see much third period until late night (if ever).

Un-tied. Thanks, Parros/PK.

Minnesota gets to OT against the Hurricanes, meaning the Ducks have secured sole possession of 15th in the west. It’s our basement now.

Man, this really sucks. Watching games has become painful. Seriously, what it is, is pretty much all of our pre season worries coming true. Everyone was worried that defense was going to suffer and it has. Defense for The Ducks is almost non existant and they are just playing like shit in the defensive zone. There was a play in the Red Wings game where three Ducks skated right past a puck that was left right in front of the net for Zetterberg to launch a shot at Hiller. One person, ok I can understand that. Two people, that’s a little stupid, but whatever. But three professional hockey players skating right by a puck, right in front of the net is pretty fucking abysmal. Of course that was just one of many abysmal mistakes made by the Ducks in the defensive zone that night. I also counted like 2-3 blatant turn overs by Ryan Getzlaf.

:Sigh: Here are my two videos for those two losses:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiFKm6l5-vE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu80vwfXzGs
I’m on a movie trailer kick. The first one is a spoof on The Box and the second one is a recut of the Planes, Trains, & Automobiles trailer. I think Planes, Trains, & Automobiles is one of the best comedies ever made. That makes this trailer recut all the more funny.

Is it sad that I’m having trouble keeping up with the Ducks losses on the funny video front? I think so.