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Sharks Gameday: New Ways To Jinx

Chicago Blackhawks (15-5-2) at San Jose Sharks (16-5-4), 7:30 PM PST

Just a short one today, as it's a busy Thanksgiving Eve, all culminating with a trip downtown for the game. That's right, barring any afternoon disasters, tonight will mark my first Sharks game of the season. Thanks to some personal family stuff, October and most of November were a bit chaotic, and my first foray back into normalcy was starting regular Gameday posts. With my return to the Shark Tank, the circle is now complete and I'll be taking in the ridiculous new 2008-09 banners for the first time in person.

(And while I swear this has nothing to do with finally getting HD, it sure made it a hell of a lot better).

Which, of course, means that I could upset whatever mojo the Sharks currently have going for them by my very presence. You guys know by now that I'm just a tad superstitious when it comes to sports, and part of my paranoia stems from the ridiculous belief that every single thing I do affects sports mojo, especially during the playoffs. Why could it possibly be that when the Sharks won every home game in the 2007-08 playoffs where I took an alternate route home and my dad and I feasted at the same place for breakfast? And when those patterns were broken due to time constraints -- horrific losses and another failed season. I won't even get into last year's screwed up playoffs.

It's clear that if the Sharks are going to be successful, it all depends on me. Not Evgeni Nabokov, Todd McLellan, or Joe Thornton. Me and my routine, and finding the best routine to make it all happen. That's why I'm a bit wary of my first game of the season.

To make things different this season, the insane drunk woman behind me has apparently moved seats and is no longer directly behind me. Instead, she's move over to the aisle to torment my friends. While this will inevitably make the game a bazillion times more enjoyable, it adds an unknown variable to the whole mix. Of course, the Sharks haven't won the Stanley Cup with insane drunk woman sitting directly behind me, so this could be a positive thing.

And this doesn't even address my jersey dilemma. Do I go with the teal Roenick, black Boyle, or the new teal blank authentic one I got as a gift? Decisions, decisions.

Oh, the game? Well, Torrey Mitchell's back in town but won't be playing tonight. No word on Dan Boyle, who's still hurting after blocking a shot from the evil Anaheim Sleeks. Boyle skipped the past two practices, but hopefully it's just precautionary, especially if this is Marian Hossa's first game for Chicago.

The Blackhawk I'd Like On My Team: Last time, I picked Duncan Keith and I'm sticking with it. However, I wouldn't like his rumored 13-year contract extension. Yikes!

Prediction: Sharks 5, Blackhawks 4. Goals by Marleau (2), Heatley, Pavelski, and Nichol.

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Do I go with the teal Roenick, black Boyle, or the new teal blank authentic one I got as a gift?

Teal Roenick. It fits well with the Blackhawk matchup.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 25, 2009 9:10 AM PST reply actions  

Maybe you should go with the black Boyle. Just confirmed he’ll be in the lineup tonight.

Puck Daddy: You would definitely hate the Ducks more than you'd hate the Kings, right?
Joe Pavelski: Yeah, definitely.

by DownRUpLYB on Nov 25, 2009 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m going with Boyle to honor his ability to nut up through an injured foot. However, if things go badly, the next game (Ottawa next week) will be JR.

by Mike Chen on Nov 25, 2009 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Duncan Keith for 13 years? Are they mental? I will never understand these psycho contract extensions. I guess everyone forgot about the Islanders and Rick DiPietro.

X-Factor in this game is definitely Jonathan Toews, he had a slow start, but he’s really picking it up recently. Unless he gets another concussion.

"Concentration, not strength." - Gordon Bombay

by Wild Wing on Nov 25, 2009 9:22 AM PST reply actions  

blocking a shot from the evil Anaheim Sleeks

tee-hee

me and Brendan Mikkelson have a bromance happening...i hold his penis while he pees

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 25, 2009 9:39 AM PST reply actions  

I actually remember seeing Boyle hobble around for an entire TV timeout that game, right after blocking a shot. He stayed out for the next shift, but he looked fairly reliant on one leg.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 25, 2009 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Given my bday, I am the most unsuperstitious person there is. But if something should happen in this game that is not in our favor, Mike … I am hunting you down!!!!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality? (boycott Hollywood!)

by ang6666 on Nov 25, 2009 10:45 AM PST reply actions  

Let’s remember how the Sharks started playing once the Gameday posts began this season. I hope to carry that mojo forward tonight!

by Mike Chen on Nov 25, 2009 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

You could ruin it all by attending games!

by Evilducks on Nov 25, 2009 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

you are forever banned from attending any more games … ugh!!!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality? (boycott Hollywood!)

by ang6666 on Nov 25, 2009 10:48 PM PST reply actions  

I've figured it out...

…I actually did a GOOD thing tonight. See, every team has a certain amount of bad games they wind up playing. My presence exorcised them of, like, five bad games and jammed that all into one awful game. See how this will help them in the long run?

by Mike Chen on Nov 26, 2009 12:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Look, TM agrees with me!

“We’ve played some good hockey to this point, but obviously this is humbling,” Sharks coach Todd McLellan said. “Maybe this is something we needed a little bit, too.”

What else did he say?

“I think we should all thank Mike Chen for allowing us to get all the bad mojo out of our system. No more bad games thanks to Mike.”

by Mike Chen on Nov 26, 2009 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

ha ha!

altho that is what I was saying over at FTF … that all good teams need a game like this to remind them to never stop playing like they want it … but still … banned city for you! :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality? (boycott Hollywood!)

by ang6666 on Nov 27, 2009 9:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Hahahahahahahaha this post is amazing.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Nov 26, 2009 9:34 AM PST reply actions  

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