Ducks Gameday -- A Christmas Cartoon

by Earl Sleek on Nov 29, 2009 2:07 PM PST Comment 115 comments

Phoenix Coyotes (14-11-1, 8th in west) at Anaheim Ducks (10-11-3, t-14th in west), 5 pm
Extra credit reading assignments: Anaheim Calling on the Ducks and Five For Howling on the Coyotes.

Well, on the one hand, despite some recent winning, the Ducks are still tied for last place in the western conference. On the other hand, they do sit only six standings points out of the eighth seed with a chance to close the gap tonight -- seems kind of hopeful. But yeah, screw it -- the Ducks have played better since I declared the season dead; I shouldn't try to mess that up with any optimism today.

We did have a great time at Friday's day game, though. It's the second straight year I've attended the Black(hawks) Friday game with my kid brother, and the second straight year the Ducks have won via shutout. I'll have to make that my top priority game next year, I think. Corey Perry did tie Selanne's franchise record 17-game scoring streak (on a Teemu goal, no less), and of course he has a chance to take the record outright -- and yup, the game isn't televised at all tonight. Good luck, Radio Perry (or if anyone has a link to make him into Internet-Video-Stream Perry, feel free to leave it in the comments).

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In the meantime, I've been alerted that the NHL Arena boards are holding some sort of Ducks Blog-Off (Round 1), which pits Duck fansites against each other in a poll. I don't know, though -- Rudy's not on the Kings list; Chen's not on the Sharks list. So I'll say "whatever" -- go vote for Anaheim Calling. I will, however, be using these poll lists to update our dated Pacific Division blogroll. One of these days, I'm sure.

Also, my first submission for Chamber of Comics' cartoon marathon is posted -- it's pretty random and generally reflects my hunger at the time I was sketching. I was inspired by Mike W's (and pals') attempts at a 30-cartoons-in-30-days challenge -- I'm not truly participating, but I did mess around with a few things style-wise: drawing with ball-point pen instead of a Sharpie and working a bit more with multi-panel formats. I must say, multi-panel in particular has been a bit of a struggle -- I'm still not sure whether it's best to start writing from the first panel or from the last. Also, I have a tendency to put too much storyline in, as I did with my second submission (after the jump). It's a cute idea and even has a holiday theme, but my first draft had twice as many panels and 300% more explanation -- now I've slimmed it down to its basic essentials.

I call it "The Santa Claws(e)" -- enjoy!

Coyotes, werewolves, what's the difference?

Prediction: Shockingly, Kyle Calder's presence is missed. In all seriousness, he had a damn good game on Friday -- we were only partially joking about how hard Rudy would fight for Kyle's signed stick if he was third star of the game.

Go Ducks.

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i will be there tonight

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by brokenyard on Nov 29, 2009 2:20 PM PST reply actions

Have a good time — I’ll listen for you on the radio. :)

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 29, 2009 2:35 PM PST up reply actions

Damn radio...

Do the teams not talk to each other about these things? Can they not coordinate something so that these games get covered?

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JaredFromLondon: ...Odin, he's cool.

by Travis Hair on Nov 29, 2009 2:55 PM PST up reply actions

Yeah, and it’s not even just Perry’s chance of breaking a Ducks franchise record tonight — Teemu Selanne is now just one point behind former teammate Phil Housley on the NHL career scoring list. Plus with only one other game happening in the NHL today, it seems a game that they’d almost have to cover.

TV idiots.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 29, 2009 3:01 PM PST up reply actions

I thoroughly enjoyed the Breakfast Wars comic. Particularly the bleeding egg.

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by jamestobrien on Nov 29, 2009 3:54 PM PST reply actions

Heh, thanks — the panel that really started that one, though, was the pancakes slowly vomiting syrup. Once I drew that, I had to make the rest of the comic.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Nov 29, 2009 3:58 PM PST up reply actions

Mike W’s are quite excellent as well. The guy has a gift for subversive yet grin-inducing comics.

When I'm not battling in California:
Cycle Like The Sedins

by jamestobrien on Nov 29, 2009 4:49 PM PST up reply actions

Yeah, the bleeding egg (with the stabby holes) was my favorite part, too. But I agree with MIke W, that was completely deranged! Haha, maybe it’s just because I’m so used to your hockey-based cartoons — usually, there’s some familiar frame of reference.

by g r a c e on Nov 29, 2009 4:48 PM PST up reply actions

Plus I generally seem to do well with single-panel cartoons, often with a bunch of setup text. Standalone cartoons are somewhat a different breed, one I can definitely get a bit silly in.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Nov 29, 2009 5:06 PM PST up reply actions

multiple panels lets you tell a little story. Maybe you should try it on BoC every now and then? The Adventures of Duckie?

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Cycle Like The Sedins

by jamestobrien on Nov 29, 2009 5:26 PM PST up reply actions

Very true — the downsides is usually it’s multiple times the effort, and I’m lazy by nature — by the end of a comic strip, I get a little sick of working at finishing it and just want it finished. Maybe that’s why comic book artists use inkers.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Nov 29, 2009 5:46 PM PST up reply actions

I can’t really say if this tweet is trustworthy, but it’s worth a try, I suppose.

For those who want to watch the Ducks game tonight and have no CI or GCL… www.channelsurfing.net They’re supposed to stream it, free.

I suspect that’s just a site that doesn’t realize the game isn’t televised, though.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Nov 29, 2009 3:57 PM PST reply actions

There is these guys as well I think:
http://www.atdhe.net/index.html

Bumbed I did not get to meet you and RK, my family got the swine flu and I did not end up using my tickets. That shit is nasty and i’m glad it’s past.

by Mike in OC on Nov 29, 2009 4:32 PM PST reply actions

I think you should have tried to give Rudy some swine flu — I’m sure he’d make it hilarious. :)

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 29, 2009 4:46 PM PST up reply actions

Hm, haven’t heard too much of Dan Wood, but right off the bat, I’ve gotta say that I miss Severyn. Wood’s voice is way too nasally.

by g r a c e on Nov 29, 2009 5:04 PM PST reply actions

Yeah, I haven’t listened to too much since the preseason, we’ll see — it’s good that Steve Carroll does 90% of the talking, though.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Nov 29, 2009 5:07 PM PST up reply actions

Pretty pissed, Game Center has it up on the website but no feed is available.

Thanks NHL

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by The Waterboy on Nov 29, 2009 5:07 PM PST reply actions

Yeah, we’re in a pretty spoiled era when it comes to TV, but really there’s no good excuse. KDOC appears to be running a “The Hills” marathon.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 29, 2009 5:10 PM PST up reply actions

Derp Derp I love Audrina!

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by The Waterboy on Nov 29, 2009 5:21 PM PST up reply actions

She’s a healthy young lady. Whoever the hell she is.

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Cycle Like The Sedins

by jamestobrien on Nov 29, 2009 5:27 PM PST up reply actions

Shes got the herpes.

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by The Waterboy on Nov 29, 2009 5:31 PM PST up reply actions

I can see where KDOC got tempted, then. Ratings whores.

I wonder what they call TV timeouts for games like this.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 29, 2009 6:04 PM PST up reply actions

we need more posts like this

me and Brendan Mikkelson have a bromance happening...i hold his penis while he pees

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 30, 2009 7:02 AM PST up reply actions

those poor stars need to go back up in the sky and off her boobs so everyone is happy.

there is no gravity, the world just sucks.

by tu madre on Nov 29, 2009 7:18 PM PST up reply actions

Well, I don’t know — I’d think those stars might be very happy.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 29, 2009 7:22 PM PST up reply actions

you dont want to see her boobs? are you gay? hahahaha

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by tu madre on Nov 29, 2009 7:25 PM PST up reply actions

Oh, I know how they’re spoiling my fun, but those stars might be very unhappy if sent back to bland old skydom.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Nov 29, 2009 7:27 PM PST up reply actions

Hahahaha, well at least Brokenyard is having a good time.

I was on the Jumbotron!!

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Nov 29, 2009 5:08 PM PST reply actions

Yeah I was on it twice. Not surprising really, considering we were in the skybox literally right next to the broadcast cameras

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by brokenyard on Nov 29, 2009 8:52 PM PST up reply actions

This Eric Stephens intermission interview isn’t too bad — fun to hear Dan Wood talk to the guy who absorbed his old job. Even with the knock against bloggers who “aren’t with the team”.

Don’t worry — I know I’m not reputable. :)

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Nov 29, 2009 5:52 PM PST reply actions

I guess I should add — I did once call into the Ducks postgame show when Eric Stephens was a guest. I have this quote from him somewhere permanently on my iPod:

“Yeah, Earl. I have seen your site. It’s well done, by the way.”

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Nov 29, 2009 5:57 PM PST up reply actions

Getzlaf on the power play! And Teemu gets a historic point that will have to be imagined.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 29, 2009 6:05 PM PST reply actions

Happy Holidays all.

Great toons Sleek.

super hot topless chick is cool, but as gay as it sounds, I would rather watch the Ducks than her on T.V.

go ducks

there is no gravity, the world just sucks.

by tu madre on Nov 29, 2009 6:50 PM PST reply actions

you know .. I see the Ducks have been winning lately … does this mean they want to be in the playoffs afterall?? (wondering if saying this will jinx them for this game) … :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality? (boycott Hollywood!)

by ang6666 on Nov 29, 2009 6:53 PM PST reply actions

with all due respect ang…………shut up.

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by tu madre on Nov 29, 2009 6:57 PM PST up reply actions

oops!

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by ang6666 on Nov 29, 2009 7:02 PM PST up reply actions

Jinxed.

Bastard

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by The Waterboy on Nov 29, 2009 6:58 PM PST up reply actions

come on … no one really believes in jinxes anyways … :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality? (boycott Hollywood!)

by ang6666 on Nov 29, 2009 7:04 PM PST up reply actions

i hate you

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by The Waterboy on Nov 29, 2009 7:05 PM PST up reply actions

you don’t hate me! I’m nice!! :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality? (boycott Hollywood!)

by ang6666 on Nov 29, 2009 7:07 PM PST up reply actions

you, my dear, are a jinx.

there is no gravity, the world just sucks.

by tu madre on Nov 29, 2009 7:05 PM PST up reply actions

oops x2!!!

I was kidding with my comment … honest!! (tho I think Odin is happy with me now) … but I was kidding!!!!!!!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality? (boycott Hollywood!)

by ang6666 on Nov 29, 2009 7:07 PM PST up reply actions

hahaha……why dont you go over to Five for Fighting and put a jinx on them if you really care.

there is no gravity, the world just sucks.

by tu madre on Nov 29, 2009 7:09 PM PST up reply actions

2nd’ed

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by The Waterboy on Nov 29, 2009 7:09 PM PST up reply actions

fine … I’ll go spread the love … :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality? (boycott Hollywood!)

by ang6666 on Nov 29, 2009 7:11 PM PST up reply actions

Late Cartoon suggestion

I think it’d be funnier if Blitzen were stretched out, like he was screaming to the heavens.

Anaheim Calling

by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Nov 29, 2009 6:58 PM PST reply actions

or if santa was calling blitzen, clarise, and was eating fava beans and drinking chianti. mmmmmm

there is no gravity, the world just sucks.

by tu madre on Nov 29, 2009 7:05 PM PST up reply actions

I’ll have to improve it on the next one — this still is all sort of technique-building.

And in case anybody’s really vague on the story of the Santa-Wolf cartoon, as it really isn’t well explained, here’s what I sent an e-mail inquirer:

Haha, yeah, it’s vague.

Nah, it’s really not even coyote-related, just something I was messing around with on the side. The guy gets bitten by a werewolf, and starts becoming a wolf soon after (a la Jack Nicholson in “Wolf”), and at the same time he kills Santa Claus and starts becoming St. Nick (a la Tim Allen in “The Santa Clause”). The mix makes him turn into a Santa-Werewolf at night, where he eats his reindeer. Or something like that.

Don’t feel bad — I couldn’t explain it very well within the confines of a comic strip, still working on that.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Nov 29, 2009 7:05 PM PST up reply actions

haha. I like how it’s a conceptual portmanteau of successful mid-90s films. The Wolf Clause.

Anaheim Calling

by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Nov 30, 2009 11:17 AM PST up reply actions

Dammit. Ducks fall behind.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 29, 2009 7:06 PM PST reply actions

I wonder what happened. Stupid goddamn radio.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 29, 2009 7:13 PM PST reply actions

ugly rebound I think

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by tu madre on Nov 29, 2009 7:13 PM PST up reply actions

Heh, I meant on the Teemu roughing penalty. I’m terrible with clarity today.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 29, 2009 7:14 PM PST up reply actions

both regulation goals were due to bad defense. the first one was a rebound and the second one was a sweet move by whoever scored it, he sort of swerved around everybody, including the goalie :/

Because I use mouthwash. And sometimes, I floss.

by brokenyard on Nov 29, 2009 8:56 PM PST up reply actions

Does anyone have a rough idea of how much time is left in the game?

by g r a c e on Nov 29, 2009 7:15 PM PST reply actions

Never mind.

by g r a c e on Nov 29, 2009 7:15 PM PST up reply actions

Tons of booing going on.

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by The Waterboy on Nov 29, 2009 7:15 PM PST reply actions

Yeah, but the Anaheim crowd isn’t always the sharpest — they can boo a lot of things.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Nov 29, 2009 7:17 PM PST up reply actions

Like a little girl getting a stick taken away?

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by The Waterboy on Nov 29, 2009 7:19 PM PST up reply actions

Well, for me it probably depends on the girl. I might cheer.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Nov 29, 2009 7:21 PM PST up reply actions

there were a couple cases of Phoenix being shitty and then Ducks retaliating and getting called. Teemu’s penalty was one.

Because I use mouthwash. And sometimes, I floss.

by brokenyard on Nov 29, 2009 8:57 PM PST up reply actions

FUCK YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by The Waterboy on Nov 29, 2009 7:20 PM PST reply actions

Boynton with the clutchness! Holy ugly awesomeness!

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 29, 2009 7:20 PM PST reply actions

And Perry continues the points streak? Stupid no TV.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Nov 29, 2009 7:21 PM PST up reply actions

Yeah apparently Bobby got the goal and Perry with the assist.

Btw my girlfriend is really enjoying reading the live game log on the ducks website by Adam Brady

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by The Waterboy on Nov 29, 2009 7:24 PM PST up reply actions

it was a great goal.

Because I use mouthwash. And sometimes, I floss.

by brokenyard on Nov 29, 2009 8:57 PM PST up reply actions

can I comment again since it’s in OT? :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality? (boycott Hollywood!)

by ang6666 on Nov 29, 2009 7:26 PM PST reply actions

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

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by The Waterboy on Nov 29, 2009 7:26 PM PST up reply actions

How do you ban a user from a specific post? :)

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Nov 29, 2009 7:27 PM PST up reply actions

ha ha!

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by ang6666 on Nov 29, 2009 7:28 PM PST up reply actions

I hope you die in a deadly car accident and no one is there to get you out with a golf club….

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by The Waterboy on Nov 29, 2009 7:29 PM PST up reply actions

easy turbo.

there is no gravity, the world just sucks.

by tu madre on Nov 29, 2009 7:30 PM PST up reply actions

Hey, there’s nothing in the BoC rules against death wishes. It was funny.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Nov 29, 2009 7:33 PM PST up reply actions

Hrmph. And merited!

by g r a c e on Nov 29, 2009 7:35 PM PST up reply actions

i know.

there is no gravity, the world just sucks.

by tu madre on Nov 29, 2009 7:35 PM PST up reply actions

You’re the SBN blogger, you tell me!

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by The Waterboy on Nov 29, 2009 7:28 PM PST up reply actions

I hate you so so so so much….

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by The Waterboy on Nov 29, 2009 7:28 PM PST up reply actions

Seriously. Not cool.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Nov 29, 2009 7:29 PM PST up reply actions

oh come on you guys!! … no such thing as a jinx!!!!! that wasn’t my doing!!!!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality? (boycott Hollywood!)

by ang6666 on Nov 29, 2009 7:30 PM PST up reply actions

Well, you’re taking the flak for bad timing then, plus some misdirected spite at the decision-makers who don’t televise NHL games.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Nov 29, 2009 7:32 PM PST up reply actions

I can live with that … :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality? (boycott Hollywood!)

by ang6666 on Nov 29, 2009 7:34 PM PST up reply actions

what ever it is that helps you fall asleep at night.

there is no gravity, the world just sucks.

by tu madre on Nov 29, 2009 7:34 PM PST up reply actions

I made an innocent joke … and comments … even if I didn’t the outcome is the outcome … :)

I’m nice tho and you guys know it … so ha! … :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality? (boycott Hollywood!)

by ang6666 on Nov 29, 2009 7:35 PM PST up reply actions

Well, at least the standings point did push the Ducks into a tie for thirteenth.

Can’t believe that sounds good to these ears.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Nov 29, 2009 7:38 PM PST up reply actions

just think … I did comment over at Odin’s and the next goal was yours to tie it up … :) … see … I did a good thing!! … :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality? (boycott Hollywood!)

by ang6666 on Nov 29, 2009 7:39 PM PST up reply actions

Which makes the next comment here all the more vicious. Why tempt the team-killing that’s been following you around all night?

No, your “good” deed is just giving a bum three dollars then running him over in your car.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Nov 29, 2009 7:43 PM PST up reply actions

grrrr!! I don’t believe in jinxes!! It’s silly. It was just my bad timing tonight, which is somewhat comical really, but it was just bad timing … no jinx. At all. There is no such thing.

<~ the most unsuperstitious person around

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality? (boycott Hollywood!)

by ang6666 on Nov 29, 2009 7:49 PM PST up reply actions

do you believe in Karma?

there is no gravity, the world just sucks.

by tu madre on Nov 29, 2009 7:53 PM PST up reply actions

nope

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality? (boycott Hollywood!)

by ang6666 on Nov 29, 2009 7:54 PM PST up reply actions

me neither. but superstitions are VERY real in sports.

there is no gravity, the world just sucks.

by tu madre on Nov 29, 2009 7:58 PM PST up reply actions

to many yes … but not to me … if I truly thought I was a jinx, do you think I would comment on FTF and risk the Sharks losing?? hell no! but I don’t believe that. it was just bad timing tonight … if you step back, it’s actually kinda funny … it could have happened to anyone!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality? (boycott Hollywood!)

by ang6666 on Nov 29, 2009 8:00 PM PST up reply actions

So you have that whole parade route mapped out, then?

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 29, 2009 8:05 PM PST up reply actions

every year … just to have it rescheduled for the next year … :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality? (boycott Hollywood!)

by ang6666 on Nov 29, 2009 8:07 PM PST up reply actions

I’m not going to condemn your belief in jinxes/magumo Ang, but Ducks fans believe and we’ve won a Cup before. I’m just saying, respect the Hockey Gods.

by Daniel AC on Nov 30, 2009 10:26 AM PST up reply actions

Conflicting loss for me. I hate the loss against a division rival, but have to fight off this odd elation I get when Bryz wins a game. I will always love him for our 2006 Playoffs run.

"Concentration, not strength." - Gordon Bombay

by Wild Wing on Nov 29, 2009 7:50 PM PST reply actions

gotta give bryz props. I wish we coulda held onto him somehow, he looked GREAT in ducks jersey.

there is no gravity, the world just sucks.

by tu madre on Nov 29, 2009 7:53 PM PST up reply actions

Not to mention his awesome handle on the English language — yeah, it hurt to lose Bryz, but Hiller didn’t make it hurt as much as it really should have.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Nov 29, 2009 7:54 PM PST up reply actions

a bryz / hiller combo for the same price as jiggy would have been better……..buuuuuut…..woulda, shoulda, coulda, no trade contracts, blah, blah.

there is no gravity, the world just sucks.

by tu madre on Nov 29, 2009 7:57 PM PST up reply actions

It’s tough to blame Burkie too much there — Giguere did post a SCF shutout right before the new contract, and the NMC was related to Jiggy’s sick kid.

But yeah, it could have been nice had some other team won the Jiggy summer sweepstakes.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Nov 29, 2009 8:02 PM PST up reply actions

No fights, but a fairly heated game between what is probably our least-hated division rival. Disappointing ending, Giguere looked fine though. Didn’t really make any great saves but didn’t let anything easy in.

Because I use mouthwash. And sometimes, I floss.

by brokenyard on Nov 29, 2009 8:59 PM PST reply actions

no fighting majors* i should say. There were a few “almosts” including a duck (perhaps Getzlaf) coming to Teemu’s aid and knocking a Coyote on his ass after the whistle.

Because I use mouthwash. And sometimes, I floss.

by brokenyard on Nov 29, 2009 9:01 PM PST up reply actions

What was all of this bickering/pushing/fighting involving Teemu? Earlier comments alluded to him getting a roughing penalty. I wonder who was messing with him.

I hope it makes him angry and he continues his scoring tear. God I love Teemu, I hope he plays for Finland in the olympics.

"Concentration, not strength." - Gordon Bombay

by Wild Wing on Nov 29, 2009 9:12 PM PST up reply actions

I don’t know who it was, but I saw the Phoenix guy go in for a hard check on Teemu, and Teemu must have thought it was late or something. I didn’t see him do anything, maybe he shoved the guy with one hand or something but my eyes kept following the puck around the boards and then suddenly whistles blew, play stopped, and in the corner Teemu and the Coyote-feller’s faces were kissing distance apart and then the refs took Teemu to the box for roughing.

Because I use mouthwash. And sometimes, I floss.

by brokenyard on Nov 29, 2009 11:06 PM PST up reply actions

And the only amazing save belonged to Wiz. The puck deflected upward of Giguere and behind him, and Wisniewski dove at it and swatted it away in mid air to save a goal.

Because I use mouthwash. And sometimes, I floss.

by brokenyard on Nov 29, 2009 9:06 PM PST up reply actions

living out in bum fuck egypt i couldnt even get radio on this one…i had to rely on sk and her text messages which she did very frequently and well…thank you sk your the shit….

good to see perry extend and break the streak….lets hope he celbebrates with a monster game against those asshole puto kings

so since jiggy got the loss does it mean well see hiller in goal tuesday?…u pull jiggy after he seems hot…that will be real intresting

p.s.
im closer to getting my fuckin dallas star tatto after the steelers last nite close loss to the “blind sides’s” star michael oher and the baltimore ravens…my plan is to get it on my ass…so when hes giving me the tatto i can fart right in his face..ill make sure not to wipe that day also

p.s.s.
my homie angie got it pretty good it looks like..i still love u ang…when u take a patron shot with spade u lose some brain cells but gain a life-long friend…try taking a couple on duck gamedays then comment…it might make more sense

p.s.s.s.
thanks again for all the birthday wishes

me and Brendan Mikkelson have a bromance happening...i hold his penis while he pees

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 30, 2009 6:48 AM PST reply actions

dallas cowboy…woops

me and Brendan Mikkelson have a bromance happening...i hold his penis while he pees

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 30, 2009 6:48 AM PST up reply actions

Hi Spade, if there’s another non-televised game, you can try listening to the radio online. Go to http://www.am830klaa.com/index.htm and click on the link in the upper righthand corner.

by g r a c e on Nov 30, 2009 7:11 AM PST up reply actions

Yeah, I ended up listening through the internet — my entertainment center radio gets shitty AM reception.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Nov 30, 2009 7:20 AM PST up reply actions

really arent u in the oc earl? thought it would be crystal clear there…

i get it near my work in palmdale btu it fades out when i get close to home

me and Brendan Mikkelson have a bromance happening...i hold his penis while he pees

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 30, 2009 7:23 AM PST up reply actions

Yeah, in my car it’s fine, but I think I have a shitty antenna wire or something. I don’t know — didn’t investigate too long.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Nov 30, 2009 7:47 AM PST up reply actions

i just copied that link to my comp thanks grace…wont help me at home since i cancelled my internet till i can pay off some bills and get a new comp…but will help on the weekends when im leeching off someone elses comp

me and Brendan Mikkelson have a bromance happening...i hold his penis while he pees

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 30, 2009 7:21 AM PST up reply actions

Nick Frost is the shit….. At least were not in last anymore.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80UGIY_pl4Q

I totally missed this game. Even on the radio. My TV broke last night and I pretty much gave up on it. Didn’t even think to check for a radio broadcast

by JohnQPhats on Nov 30, 2009 8:47 AM PST reply actions

That was pretty good, what’s that from?

Because I use mouthwash. And sometimes, I floss.

by brokenyard on Nov 30, 2009 9:44 AM PST up reply actions

From a skit on a british show I believe.

by JohnQPhats on Nov 30, 2009 3:12 PM PST up reply actions

cuz i hate hnidy and know earl has a mancrush on him

from puck daddy

Minnesota Wild: So I’m on Twitter last night, checking out what people think about their team’s games as I do. And I stumble across this from the Minneapolis Star Tribune’s Michael Russo: “Get Hnidy off the PP.” This should be common sense, but that tells you just how bad the Wild offense is. Sheriff Shane Hnidy’s(notes) career high in points after nine years in the league is 12. And he’s on Minnesota’s power play. Yikes.

me and Brendan Mikkelson have a bromance happening...i hold his penis while he pees

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 30, 2009 9:19 AM PST reply actions

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