Kings Gameday: There's No Time, There's Never Any Time!
by RudyKelly on Nov 9, 2009 12:15 PM PST
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Los Angeles Kings at Chicago Blackhawks, Nov 9, 2009 5:00 PM PST
I know there's a lot going on today, what with Luc Robitaille's induction into the Hall of Fame and the Kings playing the Blackhawks tonight and Earl's recent revelation that he's gay, but I'm busy like a bee* and need to do other shit instead of dancing around with cymbals in my hands for your amusement.
*Are bees busy? We don't really know what they're doing in that hive. Maybe they're just hanging out.
Here's a quick recap of the big stories:
-Luc Robitaille is awesome
-Anze Kopitar made Sidney Crosby his bitch
-The Predators made the Kings their bitches
-No one knows if the Kings are good or not yet
-Mambo dog!
Prediction: Kings win, 1-0. Goal by Luc Robitaille.
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I like to think there all on there nano-sized computers reading Boc on the internet..or maybe more realistic..dueling with there stingers…more than likely though since there seems to be only one queen..there haveing bromances
kings last to nashville? really? wtf?…doesnt make sense
Ducks blow old goats right now but....GO DUCKS!!! for shits and giggles!!
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 9, 2009 12:50 PM PST reply actions
Prediction: Kings win, 1-0. Goal by Luc Robitaille.
Wait a sec, I already went to that game! Well, it wasn’t the Kings…
In the spirit of Lucky Luc, here’s an old post I wrote about heckling Luc about his (at that point) 599 career goals until he shut us the fuck up with 600.
http://www.battleofcali.com/
hey what happened to that old Boc logo? didnt make the cut huh?
funny article…i think going back to the old Boc was even funnier though
i was present and up close for some milestone by kariya…i forgot what it was though..teemu was on the team
Ducks blow old goats right now but....GO DUCKS!!! for shits and giggles!!
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 9, 2009 3:18 PM PST up reply actions
Rudy -
Just for you, since you are his fan, Frolov gave an interview to Russian press where he discusses details of his conflict with Murray and his benching incident. Here is the link to Google’s translation – link.
yea i gave up a couple sentences in
Ducks blow old goats right now but....GO DUCKS!!! for shits and giggles!!
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 9, 2009 3:36 PM PST up reply actions
Oh, it’s fantastic if you’re willing to sludge through it. I think I’m dropping the term “neutral zone” from my vocabulary for this beauty:
This model is close to nyudzhersiyskomu trap?
http://www.battleofcali.com/
i think im gonna re-read it drunk..im thinking it will be a lot of fun then
Ducks blow old goats right now but....GO DUCKS!!! for shits and giggles!!
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 9, 2009 3:41 PM PST up reply actions
Yes. Translation is actually kind of fun – I enjoyed this piece.
[quote] Do not worry, I’m not dreaming about Hawaii, but of Vancouver. I hope this trip I deserve …[/quote]
Something Yoda would say.
I find nearly the whole thing to be entertaining if you picture it as a conversation between two members of Yoda’s Species.
In California, the swine flu also wanders?
Professional athletes, you know, viruses do not need.
Lol, just kidding. This post was a complete lie.
Ohhh, thanks for that. I think my favorite part is currently this:
In addition, these leaders have always appreciated that in the locker room during the unsuccessful matches scream krushat all around and pretending faces.
Krushat those emotions more, Alex! Use more pretend face, damn you!
Pumper-nicholl!
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A Leaf fan here checking up. :D
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Jeez, made me look. I hadn’t started watching yet — waiting for the roommate to get home — but that scared the heck out of me. Hope I’m not DVR-ing a blank screen!
So I checked — looks as if it has been recording hockey, the Hawks-Kings game. And I’m in Irvine.
http://www.battleofcali.com/
Yeah, it turns out some people are caught up in the DirectTV dispute thing. I’m good too. Whew.
Pumper-nicholl!
I told my boss that I needed to leave work today because the Kings were being shown on Versus Networks’ nationally televised game of the week.
My boss replied that “Versus Network’s nationally televised” was about the biggest oxymoron he had ever heard in the past 9 years…
Craig Conroy stole my H1N1 vaccine...
by DodgerBlueBalls on Nov 9, 2009 6:50 PM PST up reply actions
You admitted you were leaving early to watch sports?
Lol, just kidding. This post was a complete lie.
Hey – at least I haven’t had to use the H1N1 card, yet.
I’m saving that one for the Vancouver Olympics.
Craig Conroy stole my H1N1 vaccine...
by DodgerBlueBalls on Nov 10, 2009 8:23 AM PST up reply actions
I'm not even joking
He has been on a 3 gorgeous hip-checks-per-game streak. Unbelievable.
by 88fingerslukee on Nov 9, 2009 6:07 PM PST up reply actions
They are great. One of my favorite Doughty quotes ever:
“You kind of have to wait until he’s almost by you, and then just at that right second, you just take that one hard push and get low and make sure you get your butt on him."
That makes me giggle. Because I am five.
Pumper-nicholl!
That makes me giggle. Because I am five.
That would make you the BoC commentor first in line for a AARP membership, I believe.
Craig Conroy stole my H1N1 vaccine...
by DodgerBlueBalls on Nov 9, 2009 6:18 PM PST up reply actions
Is that because of Anze’s unkept fingernails or his Slovenian vestigial furry tail?
Craig Conroy stole my H1N1 vaccine...
by DodgerBlueBalls on Nov 9, 2009 6:35 PM PST up reply actions
Speaking of Slovenian vestigial furry tails…
Craig Conroy stole my H1N1 vaccine...
by DodgerBlueBalls on Nov 9, 2009 6:45 PM PST up reply actions
yeah that was weak. Quick is not good at pokechecks.
by Nut on Nov 9, 2009 7:09 PM PST up reply actions
Ok, so. That third pretty sad. I choose to believe that this is because Luc got in the HOF today, and a Kings fan can’t ever be too happy.
I will console myself by watching his speech and getting misty. Also, is fellow inductee Brett hot for Luc? Methinks yes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUJkljZLRHM
Pumper-nicholl!
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