Kings Gameday: There's No Time, There's Never Any Time!

by RudyKelly on Nov 9, 2009 12:15 PM PST

Los Angeles Kings at Chicago Blackhawks, Nov 9, 2009 5:00 PM PST

Next Game

Monday, Nov 9, 2009, 5:00 PM PST
United Center

I know there's a lot going on today, what with Luc Robitaille's induction into the Hall of Fame and the Kings playing the Blackhawks tonight and Earl's recent revelation that he's gay, but I'm busy like a bee* and need to do other shit instead of dancing around with cymbals in my hands for your amusement.

*Are bees busy? We don't really know what they're doing in that hive. Maybe they're just hanging out.

Here's a quick recap of the big stories:

-Luc Robitaille is awesome

-Anze Kopitar made Sidney Crosby his bitch

-The Predators made the Kings their bitches

-No one knows if the Kings are good or not yet

-Mambo dog!

Prediction: Kings win, 1-0. Goal by Luc Robitaille.

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I like to think there all on there nano-sized computers reading Boc on the internet..or maybe more realistic..dueling with there stingers…more than likely though since there seems to be only one queen..there haveing bromances

kings last to nashville? really? wtf?…doesnt make sense

Ducks blow old goats right now but....GO DUCKS!!! for shits and giggles!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 9, 2009 12:50 PM PST reply actions

kings last to nashville? really? wtf?…doesnt make sense

My thoughts exactly.

by Mike in OC on Nov 9, 2009 4:30 PM PST up reply actions

My dad independently forwarded me Mambo Dog — it was so appropriate I laughed and laughed.

Just like that Preds game — guess the Ducks forgot to set that opponent up for ya.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Nov 9, 2009 1:21 PM PST reply actions

Prediction: Kings win, 1-0. Goal by Luc Robitaille.

Wait a sec, I already went to that game! Well, it wasn’t the Kings…

In the spirit of Lucky Luc, here’s an old post I wrote about heckling Luc about his (at that point) 599 career goals until he shut us the fuck up with 600.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Nov 9, 2009 2:40 PM PST reply actions

hey what happened to that old Boc logo? didnt make the cut huh?

funny article…i think going back to the old Boc was even funnier though

i was present and up close for some milestone by kariya…i forgot what it was though..teemu was on the team

Ducks blow old goats right now but....GO DUCKS!!! for shits and giggles!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 9, 2009 3:18 PM PST up reply actions

Rudy -

Just for you, since you are his fan, Frolov gave an interview to Russian press where he discusses details of his conflict with Murray and his benching incident. Here is the link to Google’s translation – link.

by Ivano M on Nov 9, 2009 3:24 PM PST reply actions

That’s awesome — can I read all NHL interviews this way?

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Nov 9, 2009 3:31 PM PST up reply actions

yea i gave up a couple sentences in

Ducks blow old goats right now but....GO DUCKS!!! for shits and giggles!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 9, 2009 3:36 PM PST up reply actions

Oh, it’s fantastic if you’re willing to sludge through it. I think I’m dropping the term “neutral zone” from my vocabulary for this beauty:

This model is close to nyudzhersiyskomu trap?

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Nov 9, 2009 3:38 PM PST up reply actions

Haha

Yes, actually Google struggled with a simple hockey term – “New Jersey trap”

by Ivano M on Nov 9, 2009 3:39 PM PST up reply actions

i think im gonna re-read it drunk..im thinking it will be a lot of fun then

Ducks blow old goats right now but....GO DUCKS!!! for shits and giggles!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 9, 2009 3:41 PM PST up reply actions

Yes. Translation is actually kind of fun – I enjoyed this piece.

[quote] Do not worry, I’m not dreaming about Hawaii, but of Vancouver. I hope this trip I deserve …[/quote]

Something Yoda would say.

by Ivano M on Nov 9, 2009 3:38 PM PST up reply actions

I find nearly the whole thing to be entertaining if you picture it as a conversation between two members of Yoda’s Species.

In California, the swine flu also wanders?

Professional athletes, you know, viruses do not need.

Lol, just kidding. This post was a complete lie.

by brokenyard on Nov 9, 2009 9:49 PM PST up reply actions

Somehow, the thought of Yoda talking about swine flu is also hilarious.

by Malurous on Nov 9, 2009 10:55 PM PST up reply actions

Ohhh, thanks for that. I think my favorite part is currently this:

In addition, these leaders have always appreciated that in the locker room during the unsuccessful matches scream krushat all around and pretending faces.

Krushat those emotions more, Alex! Use more pretend face, damn you!

Pumper-nicholl!

by Niesy on Nov 9, 2009 4:40 PM PST up reply actions

Hello LA Kings fans

A Leaf fan here checking up. :D

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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 9, 2009 4:52 PM PST reply actions

Trade you Giguere for whichever expiring Finnish goalie contract you want to unload.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Nov 9, 2009 6:04 PM PST up reply actions

Hey, is it true that the Versus feed is blacked out in LA?

Pumper-nicholl!

by Niesy on Nov 9, 2009 5:35 PM PST reply actions

Jeez, made me look. I hadn’t started watching yet — waiting for the roommate to get home — but that scared the heck out of me. Hope I’m not DVR-ing a blank screen!

So I checked — looks as if it has been recording hockey, the Hawks-Kings game. And I’m in Irvine.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Nov 9, 2009 6:03 PM PST up reply actions

Yeah, it turns out some people are caught up in the DirectTV dispute thing. I’m good too. Whew.

Pumper-nicholl!

by Niesy on Nov 9, 2009 6:06 PM PST up reply actions

I told my boss that I needed to leave work today because the Kings were being shown on Versus Networks’ nationally televised game of the week.

My boss replied that “Versus Network’s nationally televised” was about the biggest oxymoron he had ever heard in the past 9 years…

Craig Conroy stole my H1N1 vaccine...

by DodgerBlueBalls on Nov 9, 2009 6:50 PM PST up reply actions

You admitted you were leaving early to watch sports?

Lol, just kidding. This post was a complete lie.

by brokenyard on Nov 9, 2009 9:50 PM PST up reply actions

Hey – at least I haven’t had to use the H1N1 card, yet.

I’m saving that one for the Vancouver Olympics.

Craig Conroy stole my H1N1 vaccine...

by DodgerBlueBalls on Nov 10, 2009 8:23 AM PST up reply actions

Nice Quick...nice...

holy crap Doughty is the best hipchecker in the league.

by 88fingerslukee on Nov 9, 2009 6:05 PM PST reply actions

I'm not even joking

He has been on a 3 gorgeous hip-checks-per-game streak. Unbelievable.

by 88fingerslukee on Nov 9, 2009 6:07 PM PST up reply actions

They are great. One of my favorite Doughty quotes ever:

“You kind of have to wait until he’s almost by you, and then just at that right second, you just take that one hard push and get low and make sure you get your butt on him."

That makes me giggle. Because I am five.

Pumper-nicholl!

by Niesy on Nov 9, 2009 6:12 PM PST up reply actions

That makes me giggle. Because I am five.

That would make you the BoC commentor first in line for a AARP membership, I believe.

Craig Conroy stole my H1N1 vaccine...

by DodgerBlueBalls on Nov 9, 2009 6:18 PM PST up reply actions

underage drinker snorfle

Pumper-nicholl!

by Niesy on Nov 9, 2009 6:23 PM PST up reply actions

Ok, in honor of our beautiful goal-scorer:

Pumper-nicholl!

by Niesy on Nov 9, 2009 6:33 PM PST reply actions

Is that because of Anze’s unkept fingernails or his Slovenian vestigial furry tail?

Craig Conroy stole my H1N1 vaccine...

by DodgerBlueBalls on Nov 9, 2009 6:35 PM PST up reply actions

Speaking of Slovenian vestigial furry tails…

Craig Conroy stole my H1N1 vaccine...

by DodgerBlueBalls on Nov 9, 2009 6:45 PM PST up reply actions

Slovakia should stop exporting its adorableness. He totally wants a hug from Kareem, too.

Um, yeah, and that comment below should have been up here, obvs. I might be too tipsy for posting. Part of another grand BoC tradition…?

Pumper-nicholl!

by Niesy on Nov 9, 2009 6:50 PM PST up reply actions

As long as we're posting pictures...

Lol, just kidding. This post was a complete lie.

by brokenyard on Nov 9, 2009 9:52 PM PST up reply actions

It’s the bright, beady eyes, I tell you. And those fingers are cuuuuute.

Pumper-nicholl!

by Niesy on Nov 9, 2009 6:41 PM PST reply actions

Dang it. That was not hooking. Slander!

Pumper-nicholl!

by Niesy on Nov 9, 2009 7:06 PM PST reply actions

yeah that was weak. Quick is not good at pokechecks.

by Nut on Nov 9, 2009 7:09 PM PST up reply actions

Yeah, he pulled it off twice early in the season, ever since that…pfft.

Bad clearing play by Johnson on that last one, too. Doh.

Pumper-nicholl!

by Niesy on Nov 9, 2009 7:14 PM PST reply actions

Ok, so. That third pretty sad. I choose to believe that this is because Luc got in the HOF today, and a Kings fan can’t ever be too happy.

I will console myself by watching his speech and getting misty. Also, is fellow inductee Brett hot for Luc? Methinks yes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUJkljZLRHM

Pumper-nicholl!

by Niesy on Nov 9, 2009 7:38 PM PST reply actions

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