Kings Gameday: I Was Editor of the School Magazine!
by RudyKelly on Dec 1, 2009 8:03 AM PST
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Los Angeles Kings at Anaheim Ducks, Dec 1, 2009 7:30 PM PST
Atlanta Thrashers- Lynyrd Skynyrd
A pretty good Southern band that was done in by a tragic accident; for some reason they're still around.
Boston Bruins- Dropkick Murphys
Not really, but I just like to think that there is some guy living in Boston who hates the Dropkick Murphys and every time he hears "Shipping Up to Boston" he dies a little inside. Jesus Christ guys, we get that you like Boston, now write more songs about rats getting drunk.
Buffalo Sabres- The Glitterati
A pretty good group done in by their ridiculous uniforms/name.
Calgary Flames- Queen
Obviously.
Carolina Hurricanes- Edgar Winter Group
Both are led by a weird looking albino.
Chicago Blackhawks- The Runaways
There are a lot of pussies in this group.
Colorado Avalanche- Pearl Jam
Remember how Pearl Jam was really good and everyone loved them, then they started sucking and everyone stopped listening to them, and then they got good again but no one cared?
Columbus Blue Jackets- Great White
They've always sucked and they murdered one of their fans.
Detroit Red Wings-Metallica
They've been the biggest group in the world for a very long time and it almost makes up for the fact that they're all whiny little bitches. Plus they dive.
Edmonton Oilers- Rush
The only thing that exceeds this band's level of suck is their fans' insistence that they're actually good.
Florida Panthers- Buchcherry
Who? Oh yeah, I think I remember them. I guess they're OK.
Lemmy- God
It's a trick question.
Los Angeles Kings- Neil Young
They have been around forever in a lot of different forms and they've all sucked. Their Achilles' Heel (goaltending/ lack of singing ability) will always doom them.
Minnesota Wild- Pink Floyd
Jesus Christ are they boring. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SHIT, ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING!!!
Montreal Canadiens- Danzig
Angry little people everywhere.
Nashville Predators- Nickelback
They apparently have fans but fuck if I've ever met one.
New Jersey Devils- Styx
I've always liked them because of their frontman but I don't tell anyone. The people who like them are probably really lame. Like me.
New York Islanders- Cannibal Corpse
Haha, the fuck is this shit?
New York Rangers- Motley Crue
They're really popular and get a lot of press, but they really only have like 2 good songs. If you find someone that actually likes them, you should probably get away from them because they have chlamydia.
Ottawa Senators- Trust
Have you ever heard of a good French hard rock band? Me neither.
Philadelphia Flyers- Andrew WK
You think they're awesome because they're ridiculous but it kind of loses its luster when you realize they're serious.
Phoenix Coyotes- Metal Skool
Not so much a real band as a pale imitation of something that kinda sucked in the first place.
Pittsburgh Penguins- Kings of Leon
It's hard to tell who's more annoying: the bandwagoners who only like them now that they're popular, or the losers who won't shut up about how they once saw them in a honky tonk bar back in '99.
San Jose Sharks- Judas Priest
They're really good so people just kind of ignore that their star is as queer as the day is long.
St. Louis Blues- Alice Cooper
Tampa Bay Lightning- Focus
They're kind of a one-hit wonder but that one hit was really good. (Hocus Pocus rules.)
Toronto Maple Leafs- Rolling Stones
For some reason they think they're still relevant even though their last good song came out in the '60s.
Vancouver Canucks- Cream
You'd think they'd be a lot better when you look at their roster but they never seem to do anything good.
Washington Capitals- The Scorpions!
I love them even though none of them can speak English.
Update:
Dallas Stars- Skid Row
So inconsequential I forget they exist!
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GAWD DAMN IS THIS A GREAT LIST..SOME OF MY FAVS:
Nashville Predators- Nickelback
They apparently have fans but fuck if I’ve ever met one.
muahahahahaha
and
Minnesota Wild- Pink Floyd
Jesus Christ are they boring. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SHIT, ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING!!!
this can also apply to the dallas stars who u forgot
me and Brendan Mikkelson have a bromance happening...i hold his penis while he pees
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 1, 2009 8:18 AM PST reply actions
ive been saying that for years
me and Brendan Mikkelson have a bromance happening...i hold his penis while he pees
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 1, 2009 8:32 AM PST up reply actions
It’s hard to tell who’s more annoying: the bandwagoners who only like them now that they’re popular, or the losers who won’t shut up about how they once saw them in a honky tonk bar back in ’99.
i hate the losers who wont shut up more..its the same burnout indie or methalhead…whos 30 still working at best buy or some other place were they sell music and gives the bandwagoner (either a young teenie bopper who barely figured out how to jack off or a middle aged man trying to be hip) that stupid smirk when he brings his kings of leon cd up to the counter..then goes and laughs all nite with his friends about how lame that they bought it…yea great u found out about some fuckin band when they were working bars so the fuck what? while you were busy wasting time in some piece of shit bar(being in a band ive seen them all) the assholes your making fun of probally got real jobs or are about to go to college..while youll be stuck in retail or fast food your whole fuckin life….serving other people…fuck you…u piece of shit…and give me a number five without mayo and extra onions and dont spit in my food or ill shove my foot so far up your ass it will touch the back of your teeth!!!
me and Brendan Mikkelson have a bromance happening...i hold his penis while he pees
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 1, 2009 8:32 AM PST reply actions
being in a band i see both extremes.,…the bandwagoners and the “im too cool for this”….so i got a real hard on for this subject
me and Brendan Mikkelson have a bromance happening...i hold his penis while he pees
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 1, 2009 8:34 AM PST up reply actions
I’m scrolling down going "do I really want to see what comment he has for the Sharks’ … but I must like torture, so I continued … it wasn’t as bad as I thought it would be tho … you’re slipping … :)
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality? (boycott Hollywood!)
by ang6666 on Dec 1, 2009 8:41 AM PST reply actions
On behalf of Kings fans, I would like to congratulate you for jinxing the Ducks last weekend. That was awesome!
Stanley Cups won: Raymond Bourque 1 - Marty McSorley 2. Suck it, Chowderhead!
by DodgerBlueBalls on Dec 1, 2009 8:44 AM PST up reply actions
hey!!! I’m not a jinx!!! It was just bad timing … that’s all (sheesh Earl is gonna ban me from posting on the Ducks posts if people keep saying that)
ugh!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality? (boycott Hollywood!)
by ang6666 on Dec 1, 2009 9:10 AM PST up reply actions
Yeah, this is so awesome (plus I’m so lazy) I don’t dare following this up with a Ducks gameday post.
Besides, all I was going to say was this: “Tonight the Ducks try to do something they did zero times in October and only one time in November: get a win against a Pacific Division team.”
http://www.battleofcali.com/
Tonight the Ducks try to do something they did zero times in October and only one time in November: get a win against a Pacific Division team
aww shit really…damn
need to think positive…fuck
me and Brendan Mikkelson have a bromance happening...i hold his penis while he pees
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 1, 2009 9:28 AM PST up reply actions
I was also going to run with this picture — seems kind of fitting now that the Ducks and Kings have somewhat traded places.
Plus it’s holiday season — Santa suit fits right in. :)
http://www.battleofcali.com/
such a great movie
LOOK AT THAT S CAR GO!
hahahaha i laugh like some kind of retarded kid everytime I hear that line
http://sacrificethebody.blogspot.com/
Sacrifice the Body - Examining the NHL through statistical analysis, reasoned thought, and blind conjecture.
or .."where i come from if we wanted a jacuzzi we had to fart in the hot tub!!
me and Brendan Mikkelson have a bromance happening...i hold his penis while he pees
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 1, 2009 11:13 AM PST up reply actions
id like to the think the ducks sucked this year because 2 old white guys made a 1 dollar bet and schemed to “trade places” with the ducks and the kings…not because we just suck…
“this is pcp…do u know what this does to children!!!” winthorpe!!!
me and Brendan Mikkelson have a bromance happening...i hold his penis while he pees
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 1, 2009 4:21 PM PST up reply actions
well winthorpe and billy ray valetine come out on top so..maybe that means it will be the first ducks-kings playoffs…i woudl hate the kings to make the playoffs but if it means we do then…fuck ill roll with that
me and Brendan Mikkelson have a bromance happening...i hold his penis while he pees
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 1, 2009 4:25 PM PST up reply actions
get a win against a Pacific Division team
ouch! has to hurt typing that
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality? (boycott Hollywood!)
by ang6666 on Dec 1, 2009 9:32 AM PST up reply actions
Then I started thinking about other metal bands and who they’d best represent
I wouldn’t exactly call Neil Young “metal”. But then I guess this applies too…because for a while there you couldn’t really call the Kings an NHL team either.
You can call me CK...Spade does. GO DUCKS!!!
DUCKSandPUCKS.com
SKeleven on Twitter
muhahahaha
me and Brendan Mikkelson have a bromance happening...i hold his penis while he pees
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 1, 2009 9:17 AM PST up reply actions
Well played…
Stanley Cups won: Raymond Bourque 1 - Marty McSorley 2. Suck it, Chowderhead!
by DodgerBlueBalls on Dec 1, 2009 9:37 AM PST up reply actions
Well, give the Ducks credit for persistence, I suppose. From Bob McKenzie’s Twitter:
Anaheim puts Erik Christensen on waivers. That’s all, folks.
He forgot to include the word “again”, though.
http://www.battleofcali.com/
seriously, this guy is going to kill himself. hopefully he doesn’t read this blog for tips on the art of suicide!
You can call me CK...Spade does. GO DUCKS!!!
DUCKSandPUCKS.com
SKeleven on Twitter
I don’t know why we keep doing this to him. The guy was playing so well. This just furthers my theory that Murray is walking around in the dark hoping he bumps into the Cup.
Maybe he was hoping that little bit of good play from him would be enough to get him a trade instead of waivers again. Guess not.
You can call me CK...Spade does. GO DUCKS!!!
DUCKSandPUCKS.com
SKeleven on Twitter
Hey, either write your own gameday post to talk about the Ducks or shut the hell up.
The West Coast is the Best Coast.
did you miss Earl saying this …
Yeah, this is so awesome (plus I’m so lazy) I don’t dare following this up with a Ducks gameday post.
… guess you’ll have to listen to them … :)
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality? (boycott Hollywood!)
by ang6666 on Dec 1, 2009 10:33 AM PST up reply actions
Oh yeah, uh, so Scuderi’s out, I guess. And Smyth — it’ll be kind of like if the Kings had no offseason, I suppose.
http://www.battleofcali.com/
Plus, Arthur does the gameday posts and I do the recaps. There is one coming, I’m just trying to engage with the community more Rudy.
i tried to recruit my brother the kings fan for you…ill give it another try…i got another old drummer also….uh nevermind im starting to think this isnt helping
me and Brendan Mikkelson have a bromance happening...i hold his penis while he pees
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 1, 2009 4:01 PM PST up reply actions
I’m just mad that no Kings fans read this site.
Hey now!
Stanley Cups won: Raymond Bourque 1 - Marty McSorley 2. Suck it, Chowderhead!
by DodgerBlueBalls on Dec 1, 2009 4:09 PM PST up reply actions
Kevin Y, Dodger BlueBalls and I are chopped liver?
by Nut on Dec 1, 2009 8:24 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
welcome to the BoC … :)
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality? (boycott Hollywood!)
by ang6666 on Dec 1, 2009 6:31 PM PST up reply actions
Thanks Ang!
Sorry Brokenyard – in typical female fashion, now that I’ve gotten going, there’s no shutting me up.
Yay! Another Kings fan! Welcome to the BoC and thanks for helping us represent!
2009-10 Kings Hockey: Delivering Milk Steaks from the Meat Train at an arena near you!
by DodgerBlueBalls on Dec 1, 2009 8:44 PM PST up reply actions
dont worry ck..rudy didnt get his morning load from his boyfriend..hes a little agitated
me and Brendan Mikkelson have a bromance happening...i hold his penis while he pees
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 1, 2009 10:47 AM PST up reply actions
It’s okay…I figured it was an attack on Earl, not me.
but just to add fuel to the fire…
GO DUCKS!!! :-P
You can call me CK...Spade does. GO DUCKS!!!
DUCKSandPUCKS.com
SKeleven on Twitter
that’s funny … :)
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality? (boycott Hollywood!)
by ang6666 on Dec 1, 2009 11:04 AM PST up reply actions
Edmonton Oilers- Rush
The only thing that exceeds this band’s level of suck is their fans’ insistence that they’re actually good.
By far my favorite, considering the psychotic level of some crazy Rush fans I’ve encountered.
"Concentration, not strength." - Gordon Bombay
sorry as a fellow bass player have to respect Geddy Lee…his singing sucks balls but his creativness and sounds he could get out of that bass is in a leauge of its own..creative in his song making too…but the singing i think always prevented them from being better
me and Brendan Mikkelson have a bromance happening...i hold his penis while he pees
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 1, 2009 10:27 AM PST up reply actions
New York Islanders- Cannibal Corpse
Haha, the fuck is this shit?
Hahaha.
Because I use mouthwash. And sometimes, I floss.
Oh and the Columbus/Great White thing made me cringe.
Because I use mouthwash. And sometimes, I floss.
And on the subject of Columbus, I just realized I had a dream last night that they changed their name to the Columbus Blue Ducks, because of some dispute with them and the St. Louis Blues having similar names, and that it made no sense because now they were using our mascot and it still retained the word “Blue”.
Just thought you all should know about that.
Because I use mouthwash. And sometimes, I floss.
are you coming down with the flu?? :)
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality? (boycott Hollywood!)
by ang6666 on Dec 1, 2009 11:50 AM PST up reply actions
How are none of you realizing what the greatest part of this post was!!!!!!
Can you say AirHeads!!!!!
One of the greatest comedies of all time!
Lemmy- God
It’s a trick question
I deliver high-quality H2O
Now it makes sense that I’m a lifelong Kings/Neil Young fan. And I saw KISS at The Forum when I was thirteen.
These are very, eerily accurate. Props on noticing the similarities between Alice Cooper and Andy Murray, as well as for the Red Wings. Metallica is fucking awesome!!!! Although I think you should lose points for the Blue Jackets thing. That was just sad.
Nashville Predators- Nickelback
They apparently have fans but fuck if I’ve ever met one.
I’m sorta a Nickelback fan. And you’ve met me. So… FUCK!!!
Also, I don’t know who the fuck Neil Young is.
Fuck you, Denis Gauthier. You suck at hockey... and life.
Get out of LA and never come back. Or sign with Anaheim... PLEASE??
Oh wait, I thought Sleek posted this. Okay, never mind, you haven’t met me yet.
So, fuck me I guess >.<
Screw the edit button I guess, where’s the delete button?
Fuck you, Denis Gauthier. You suck at hockey... and life.
Get out of LA and never come back. Or sign with Anaheim... PLEASE??
ha ha !
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality? (boycott Hollywood!)
by ang6666 on Dec 1, 2009 4:46 PM PST up reply actions
Guess I didn’t see “KINGS gameday” at the top of the damn post.
And I usually expect Sleek to do the BoC gameday posts due to Rudy’s overall laziness and/or ability to make Ducks fans do whatever the fuck he wants.
Fuck you, Denis Gauthier. You suck at hockey... and life.
Get out of LA and never come back. Or sign with Anaheim... PLEASE??
you forgot Earl is equally as lazy when he can get away with it … :)
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality? (boycott Hollywood!)
by ang6666 on Dec 1, 2009 4:49 PM PST up reply actions
Aren’t you the jinxed one?
I believe Early secretly isnt doing gameday because now you will post on the Kings and make them lose…..
So, please, post :0)
I deliver high-quality H2O
I am not a jinx!!!
and ha ha! very funny … :)
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality? (boycott Hollywood!)
by ang6666 on Dec 1, 2009 4:52 PM PST up reply actions
Not so fast. I don’t think Ang’s renowned jinxing abilities have the power to overcome Steve Buscemi and Sarah Palin images being posted on the Gameday Thread. I believe the Dux are karmically fuq’d now…
Stanley Cups won: Raymond Bourque 1 - Marty McSorley 2. Suck it, Chowderhead!
by DodgerBlueBalls on Dec 1, 2009 5:39 PM PST up reply actions
back up! renowned?? ugh!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality? (boycott Hollywood!)
by ang6666 on Dec 1, 2009 6:25 PM PST up reply actions
your singing to the chior
I like people who shake other people up and make them feel uncomfortable.
-Jim Morrison
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 2, 2009 8:15 AM PST up reply actions
Angry little people everywhere.
Ahahaa. AHAHAHAHAAAAAAA. I don’t know how you keep outdoing yourself, but well done, sir!
Erm, and as for why people don’t post here. It’s not you, Rudy. I blame the Duck taint. Most Kings fans don’t want to come within 5,000 internet miles of Quackers. Too bad, they’re missing a lot of wonderfully universal Hayward hate and great chances for trash-talk. Plus, we can make fun of Spade’s latest bromance, which is canonical, right?
Vodka is my copilot
hey if us Sharks fans can put up with the Ducks stuff for our very few occasional posts, the Kings fans can … plus
they are funny as hell .. :)
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality? (boycott Hollywood!)
by ang6666 on Dec 1, 2009 7:07 PM PST up reply actions
I blame the Duck taint.
Not the only thing the Ducks have tainted for Kings fans.
:)
http://www.battleofcali.com/
For every guy who drinks out of that, know that there is a rumor out there that a long time ago, somebody pissed in it after he won it. Just saying, I think the Kings are aware of this and are trying their hardest to not win it because they don’t want to not drink out of it and people start wondering why they hate tradition.
Fuck you, Denis Gauthier. You suck at hockey... and life.
Get out of LA and never come back. Or sign with Anaheim... PLEASE??
No Fox Sports Prime Ticket in San Diego means no televised action for me to follow tonight. But I suppose the lack of Haywardisms could be a service to the community in disguise…
Stanley Cups won: Raymond Bourque 1 - Marty McSorley 2. Suck it, Chowderhead!
Yeah, you’re better off — first replay after Williams’ goal was the “missed call” on some broken stick.
http://www.battleofcali.com/
I even tried to use the Watch Live feature on yahoo.com, but it says the game is not available for viewing in this area. I suppose I could resort to listening to the radio feed while I envision Daryl Evans busting a perpetual bicept flex in Nick Nickson’s face…
Stanley Cups won: Raymond Bourque 1 - Marty McSorley 2. Suck it, Chowderhead!
by DodgerBlueBalls on Dec 1, 2009 8:13 PM PST up reply actions
g r a c e . . .
Stanley Cups won: Raymond Bourque 1 - Marty McSorley 2. Suck it, Chowderhead!
by DodgerBlueBalls on Dec 1, 2009 8:23 PM PST up reply actions
I’ve got your video muted with the Nickson/Evans audio playing. We’ll see how this syncs up during the second period. Thanks again!
2009-10 Kings Hockey: Delivering Milk Steaks from the Meat Train at an arena near you!
by DodgerBlueBalls on Dec 1, 2009 8:34 PM PST up reply actions
Was that legal? Perry’s streak continues, apparently — and like a lot of it, comes when the Ducks are trailing.
http://www.battleofcali.com/
Yeah, it was an ugly ugly goal, but I’m not going to complain about the timing of it. I mean, it’s hard to gripe about Ducks only scoring when trailing when they get behind so early in games.
No, it’s nice, but for the most part, the Kings are playing way better than the supposedly desperate Ducks. Can’t fall into old habits again if they want to turn this season around.
http://www.battleofcali.com/
Well, we’ll see if the make-up call pays off, and if so then for how long…
http://www.battleofcali.com/
Well, it was supposedly “magical hands” that got it done…but I thought it was a lucky deflection off a daintily-pointed foot? Oh, Haywad!
Vodka is my copilot
I’m a big fan of your copilot, Niesy…
Stanley Cups won: Raymond Bourque 1 - Marty McSorley 2. Suck it, Chowderhead!
by DodgerBlueBalls on Dec 1, 2009 8:24 PM PST up reply actions
ZOMG a bad-angle shot is stopped! Again! Amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing
Until it’s 3-1 Wwwwoooooooooooooot
Vodka is my copilot
Jones is going to be cruising the California Adventure parking lot in his windowless van after tonight’s game…
2009-10 Kings Hockey: Delivering Milk Steaks from the Meat Train at an arena near you!
by DodgerBlueBalls on Dec 1, 2009 8:43 PM PST up reply actions
Now the Ducks will probably will play a strong shift, and I’ll sigh about delayed effort.
http://www.battleofcali.com/
Sleek – off topic, but you never shared your thoughts after watching “BSG: The Plan.” I look forward to your Caprican disertation soon!
2009-10 Kings Hockey: Delivering Milk Steaks from the Meat Train at an arena near you!
by DodgerBlueBalls on Dec 1, 2009 8:46 PM PST up reply actions
I haven’t seen it but, I will venture a guess: Cylons heart their genocide, are incredibly boring
Vodka is my copilot
You left out the part about cranky Dean Stockwell having Mommy/Daddy issues. Probably from being abducted in Randy Jones basestar at one point in his childhood.
2009-10 Kings Hockey: Delivering Milk Steaks from the Meat Train at an arena near you!
by DodgerBlueBalls on Dec 1, 2009 8:51 PM PST up reply actions
Good wood, Getzlaf
I’ve gotta feeling Hayward repeats that phrase more than you or I would ever care to know about.
2009-10 Kings Hockey: Delivering Milk Steaks from the Meat Train at an arena near you!
by DodgerBlueBalls on Dec 1, 2009 9:04 PM PST up reply actions
Spade must feel conflicted right now.
Where is our resident Dux Thespian right now? Surely he wouldn’t pass up the opportunity to live blog during an epic tilt such as this?
2009-10 Kings Hockey: Delivering Milk Steaks from the Meat Train at an arena near you!
by DodgerBlueBalls on Dec 1, 2009 9:10 PM PST up reply actions
He only comes to BoC when he’s stealing internet — he’s probably texted me ten times this game, though. Last one said “God Eminger u suck”.
http://www.battleofcali.com/
Well, glad to hear that Spade’s with us in spirit.
This one is for your second intermission viewing pleasure, Niesy. Careful though, the volume on the clip totally outta wack.
2009-10 Kings Hockey: Delivering Milk Steaks from the Meat Train at an arena near you!
by DodgerBlueBalls on Dec 1, 2009 9:16 PM PST up reply actions
Drew Doughty! You both a) keep your head up and b) keep your feet moving as you make your way up the ice! How do you manage this, you crazy freak of nature?
Vodka is my copilot
You had to make me watch the video of this, didn’t you g r a c e ? ! ?
2009-10 Kings Hockey: Delivering Milk Steaks from the Meat Train at an arena near you!
by DodgerBlueBalls on Dec 1, 2009 9:35 PM PST up reply actions
Thinking back to your Gameday post last Friday, Sleek – is there any chance we could mass-produce those rudykelly Corey Perry T-Shirts for sale as a BoC exclusive?
2009-10 Kings Hockey: Delivering Milk Steaks from the Meat Train at an arena near you!
Easy on the copilot, Niesy…
2009-10 Kings Hockey: Delivering Milk Steaks from the Meat Train at an arena near you!
by DodgerBlueBalls on Dec 1, 2009 9:40 PM PST up reply actions
hey you guys! how’s the game going?? :)
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality? (boycott Hollywood!)
by ang6666 on Dec 1, 2009 9:40 PM PST reply actions
Ang – can you say something good about the Ducks for us please?
2009-10 Kings Hockey: Delivering Milk Steaks from the Meat Train at an arena near you!
by DodgerBlueBalls on Dec 1, 2009 9:42 PM PST up reply actions
you know … if I did that … and something happened … I might be banned for next game … :)
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality? (boycott Hollywood!)
by ang6666 on Dec 1, 2009 9:47 PM PST up reply actions
Way to stear clear of the bait, Ang ;-)
2009-10 Kings Hockey: Delivering Milk Steaks from the Meat Train at an arena near you!
by DodgerBlueBalls on Dec 1, 2009 9:49 PM PST up reply actions
looking out for my best interest … :)
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality? (boycott Hollywood!)
by ang6666 on Dec 1, 2009 9:50 PM PST up reply actions
I wouldn’t gloat bout the Sharks … Milan scored twice against us … he’s playing good … Cheech (love the guy) is trying so hard .. :)
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality? (boycott Hollywood!)
by ang6666 on Dec 1, 2009 9:45 PM PST up reply actions
I heard Tiger Woods is looking for a driver. Do you think Dany Heatly is looking for some off-season employment?
2009-10 Kings Hockey: Delivering Milk Steaks from the Meat Train at an arena near you!
by DodgerBlueBalls on Dec 1, 2009 9:48 PM PST up reply actions
ooOOOoo hanging out at Silver Seven huh?? … someone over there made a driving joke bout him too … :)
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality? (boycott Hollywood!)
by ang6666 on Dec 1, 2009 9:49 PM PST up reply actions
Damn Canadians! First they steal Mary Kate & Ashley’s virginity and now they go stealing my jokes, too!
2009-10 Kings Hockey: Delivering Milk Steaks from the Meat Train at an arena near you!
by DodgerBlueBalls on Dec 1, 2009 10:09 PM PST up reply actions
Figures — it’s about that time of the game when the Ducks like to give up that soul-crushing goal.
http://www.battleofcali.com/
And the ending is typical, too. Ducks make a last minute push but come up short. Too little, too late.
Great game! Thanks again for hooking up the video feed!
2009-10 Kings Hockey: Delivering Milk Steaks from the Meat Train at an arena near you!
by DodgerBlueBalls on Dec 1, 2009 10:03 PM PST up reply actions
Congrats to your Kings. Wish I could say more, but…yeah.
This is too late to be useful tonight, but if you’re ever in a similar bind, you should also check out justin.tv and ustream.tv (and freedocast?). Sometimes you can find more than one host for the feed — I’ve seen a couple of ustream feeds with high resolution.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
Dancing a bit, over here. Mr. Hayward, is Jon Quick the best goalie, or the bestest goalie evar? Discuss.
Vodka is my copilot
Well he did praise Quick quite a bit, whether I’m ok with that or that pisses me off is TBD
Because I use mouthwash. And sometimes, I floss.
He also said this in the third period after making another ridiculous save where Mike Brown almost could have been the hero:
“But this time, he was too Quick.”
Why Hayward, why?
"Concentration, not strength." - Gordon Bombay
Oh, I would have stabbed my TV in the face had I heard this.
I remember Rudy or maybe it was one of the regular Kings commenters, griping (last year) about the Kings announcers saying “Quick! with the quick glove save!” and I was already extremely annoyed.
Because I use mouthwash. And sometimes, I floss.
"But this time, he was too Quick."
I don’t usually have a problem with Hayward, but when he said that I actually said “O God damn it, fuck you Hayward!” outloud. I think I’m starting to come around and see where all this hatred is coming from.
it doesnt take long………….he is super dueche.
there is no gravity, the world just sucks.
by tu madre on Dec 2, 2009 8:15 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Fuck this whole game
Complete shit effort. I like this Perry kid though.
Because I use mouthwash. And sometimes, I floss.
Yup — this is the third time this season the Duck have allowed 40+ shots at home.
But don’t worry, Ducks are quickly back off on the road, where… aw crap, their last road win was on October Fucking 10th.
http://www.battleofcali.com/
yea i had tried to convince myself that getting on the road would bring the guys closer to gether..also that “us against the world” mentality…but thats all bullshit..and i think i knew it from the start
I like people who shake other people up and make them feel uncomfortable.
-Jim Morrison
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 2, 2009 8:33 AM PST up reply actions
You know, I hate to sound bitter and all, but some sportswriters who are ignoring west coast hockey need to write a piece or 5 on the ridiculous reffing in Ducks games. Usually it’s bad, but this one was epically terrible. Plenty of crappy calls and non-calls, but the highlight is definitely Simmons holding/interfering with Marchant RIGHT NEXT to the ref, not letting him get back, leading to the defensive collapse that gave the Kings their 4th of the night. Also, any time someone falls near Artoo they’re blowing him for something, how about that “slash” where he knocked a lose stick out of the guys hands WHILE COMING DOWN TO PLAY THE PUCK. And then, 5 minutes later, I want to say it was Nokelainen who got his stick slashed in half while the puck was already gone, and no call? Plenty of that all game. Just ridiculous. This is a giant gleaming example of what the Ducks play through every game.
Sorry for the rant. The Kings did play a tough game and I don’t mean to detract from their effort. I’m just tired of this bullshit.
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I know what you mean. I used to referee for AYSO, so I understand what it’s like to be an official and making a bad call in an important game.
I also hate seeing a team work as hard as the Ducks did and not get a point out of it when maybe the game deserved to at least go into overtime. Am I bummed that the Kings beat the Ducks? No, since it’s not the players’ fault that the refs didn’t see what they did. That’s why the referees are employed. It’s not the players’ responsibility to call their own fouls, so the Kings simply played the game the way the refs were letting them.
That being said, the Ducks deserved a better fate tonight. As a fan of the Kings, I’m happy. As a fan of the game, maybe it’s not justice, especially with how tight the 4-12 seeds are. As a referee myself, I feel bad that bad non-calls had an impact on the outcome.
Fuck you, Denis Gauthier. You suck at hockey... and life.
Get out of LA and never come back. Or sign with Anaheim... PLEASE??
Hey Bleys, just wanted to let you know that you’re out of your Goddamned head.
The West Coast is the Best Coast.
Yeah, I’m with Rudy — refereeing wasn’t the problem tonight, the Ducks and their free access to the front of the net was.
http://www.battleofcali.com/
Again, I’m not discounting the Kings’ effort. The Ducks gave them too many good chances, pretty weak in the defensive zone, and the Kings did a good job taking advantage. Caught out of position a few times, like that first goal. I just sort of snapped at the refs watching that ridiculousness though. Probably didn’t help with a terribly ignorant Kings fan behind me (he claimed that high-sticking penalty was a stupid ticky-tack call and called the Duck a pussy for grabbing his face after a stick blade hit it). I know the Ducks play on- and over- the edge often, but not to the amount they’re being blown down for, and the opponents generally are called looser because of their attention toward us. This is more of a critique of a constant problem, my outrage exacerbated by a few things I saw tonight. It might’ve changed the game a little, but probably not, and the Kings seemed to out hustle the Ducks at least through the first half of the game.
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We had the same problem when we had Sean Avery, a lot of times he would get hooked or slashed and it wouldn’t get called because the refs would think it was either his fault or he was trying to create a call. Then he would get called for the smallest infraction. Your problem is your whole team has a Sean Avery reputation (for penalties, not mouth). Probably not going to get any better while you have Carlyle and Perry.
by Nut on Dec 2, 2009 6:55 AM PST up reply actions
The non-calls were there, sure, but it didn’t really bother me tonight. The better team won.
Because I use mouthwash. And sometimes, I floss.
yea ill say it again…calls are rarely the problem…ducks got called a lot in the cup year but still won because of a superior PK…kill them off..get over it..play better work harder..I got more thoughts on this game here:
http://www.battleofcali.com/2009/12/2/1182150/thoughts-on-ducks-kings-part-1
I like people who shake other people up and make them feel uncomfortable.
-Jim Morrison
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 2, 2009 7:21 AM PST up reply actions
People are always gonna blame refs for the outcome of the game if the winning team scores a goal after a penalty isn’t called. Even if that goal came in the first period, where there’s so much time left in the game to get those goals back. No matter who the teams, that just the nature of sports.
Fuck you, Denis Gauthier. You suck at hockey... and life.
Get out of LA and never come back. Or sign with Anaheim... PLEASE??
Was this game awesome? Or was it just me? I don’t know, but Quick is playing maybe the best hockey of his career right now. I know he gave up 3 goals tonight, 3 goals against Vancouver on Thursday, but he was pressured so much in the final 90 seconds, and with the Ducks on a 6-on-4 advantage also. He saved us that second point tonight.
I felt very nervous, but all in all, it was a very entertaining game to watch. Regardless of who ended up winning, worst part was Hayward complaining about the Kings second goal, which came shortly after Williams (who scored the goal) got away with a slashing call…. Hayward had a good argument, but that’s not the point.
Seriously, FOX let Hudler and Physioc go, and they kept this douchebag?
And when did Ahlers get the facial hair, anyway? It doesn’t look professional (but Parros makes him look like a baby).
Fuck you, Denis Gauthier. You suck at hockey... and life.
Get out of LA and never come back. Or sign with Anaheim... PLEASE??
Was this game awesome? Or was it just me?
Just you — it was damn formulaic for me. I appreciate you trying to point out positives and throwing things out like “Regardless of who ended up winning”, but you’re mistaking Anaheim for a team that has room for moral or intangible victories. Ducks needed to play a much better game tonight than they did.
http://www.battleofcali.com/
I think it’s ultimate frisbee where they actually are supposed to. Could you imagine that in soccer? Would Thierry Henri actually called that handball that put them in the World Cup over the Rep. of Ireland? I doubt it. That’s why they have the refs. Not the players’ fault if they suck.
Fuck you, Denis Gauthier. You suck at hockey... and life.
Get out of LA and never come back. Or sign with Anaheim... PLEASE??
great post mang.
I laughed, and laughed, then cried, farted, farted again, then shit my pants.
there is no gravity, the world just sucks.
that reminds me…u ever sneeze and fart at the same time? thats a weird experience…or better yet purposly do it to get away with the fart in a crowd of people?
theres always that one guy in the crowd who starts moving his eyes around and thinking “wait did that guy just fart”..you see his eyes moving around and your hoping to gawd he doesnt say somthing…but start thinking of excuses in case he does call you out…now this has never happened to me…i was told this story
I like people who shake other people up and make them feel uncomfortable.
-Jim Morrison
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 2, 2009 7:52 AM PST up reply actions
Just wanted to say that this was a hysterical post Rudy.
Calgary Flames- Queen
Obviously.
That is fucking amazing.
Here’s my video for today:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mlfwuz8KfNU
I’m sure a lot of you have already seen this, but I think it’s hysterical all the same.
The Kings played a good game and the Ducks played an average at best game. Thus the outcome. O well, always fun to watch a Kings vs Ducks game.
P.S. I was tempted to link one of my early short films, just because it features girl on girl action and I think that’s something most Ducks and Kings fans can agree is awesome. Maybe next time. I’ll save that for a loss that hurts a little bit worse then this. For some reason, this isn’t that bad.
the good ole san diego gulls, bring em back. Anaheim needs an affiliate team anyways.
there is no gravity, the world just sucks.
I thought we had a pretty sweet deal with the Pirates. I’ve heard that Portland has one of the best training programs in the AHL. It really does kind of suck that our rookies don’t have a home.
another detrement to our team yay!!!
I like people who shake other people up and make them feel uncomfortable.
-Jim Morrison
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 2, 2009 9:20 AM PST up reply actions
im not quite there yet…
I like people who shake other people up and make them feel uncomfortable.
-Jim Morrison
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 2, 2009 9:31 AM PST up reply actions
When it comes to positives in this game, does anyone else think that Mike Brown did exceptionally well on the penalty kill last night? I want to see him get more ice time, and I think he skated on the third line if I’m not mistaken.
Sure, most of you have already contemplated hitting your head repeatedly on the wall, but I’m not panicking unless we suck it up on this road trip.
"Concentration, not strength." - Gordon Bombay
but I’m not panicking unless we suck it up on this road trip.
Well, we’ll probably be in panic-agreement soon, then.
Brown has played well in stretches, but has also been somewhat bad in stretches, too. For some reason, when I think of the clearing efforts that make it only to the Ducks blueline but not out, I recall Brown being guilty a couple times, but that was earlier in the year. It’s good that he seems to have improved, but he’s not really going to save this team.
I guess the problem is, even if playing awesome, Mike Brown doesn’t do you a lot of good if you’re going to fall into a 2-0 deficit as quickly as possible. But hey, he’s cheap and plays hard — I don’t really knock those players.
http://www.battleofcali.com/
First of all, there’s no way in hell any Oilers fan who know what the fuck he’s talking about that’ll tell you the Oilers are actually good this year. No way, no how.
Second…I’ve never understood all the Rush hate from the general populace. Am I a bad person because I like Rush and Pink Floyd?
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