Ducks Gameday -- OK, Fine... Positivity!
Anaheim Ducks (11-13-6, 15th in west) at Detroit Red Wings (14-11-5, 11th in west), 4:30 pm
Anaheim Calling - Winging It In Motown - Abel To Yzerman - The Triple Deke -- choose your own adventure.

Aww, remember when this matchup was playoff-relevant?
Well, this is awkward -- two teams still sore at each other for last spring's second-round playoff series get another chance at G7 revenge -- except now with both teams sitting outside of playoff spots, it's also become two critical "catch-up" points for these once-playoff-mainstays.
I did have a good time watching the Ducks' last game at a bar with commenter/pal Gordon Bombay and another Ducks friend, and one thing that he impressed upon me was that I was being entirely too blog-despondent about the Ducks' 15th seed (and at that time, the 3-goal deficit) -- I needed to exhibit more Positivity!. "After all," he pointed out, "the season's only about one-third done, and the Ducks are only eight points out of a playoff spot." I had to look it up to verify, and was shocked to see that he was right -- I had just assumed that things were worse. And after the comeback win Tuesday night, the gap has now even closed to seven standings points.
So yeah, Coach Bombay is right -- I have been too melodramatic about the whole start of the season. It is high time I threw some Positivity! into these posts. Who cares that the Ducks haven't won a road game in two months?
In the meantime, I think it's time for a BoC nickname discussion, based on rookie Dan Sexton's first two NHL goals and club-rookie-record 9 SOG, playing second-line minutes alongside Saku Koivu and Bobby Ryan. I'm torn a bit on what to nickname the kid, because I do really like Spade's use of "Sex Monster", but I know plenty of people are already calling him "Big Sexy" (including his teammates), and that has plenty of appeal for me, too...
Side Sleek Story: When I'd come back home to SoCal during my college years, I had a deck of WCW / NWO-themed playing cards which some friends and I would use to play long-running games of late-night gin rummy. In rummy, the valuable cards are normally 10s, face cards, and aces, but when we played with this deck, the 9s developed into somewhat of a legend, mostly because of the intensity of Big Sexy's glamor poses:

Check out that nine of hearts glare.
Eventually, we got to the point where we'd surrender aces in the pile just to "protect a Sexy" in a hand, and when somebody got to lay down a set of Big Sexys, it was a real achievement. So yeah, that's lame and stupid, but there it is -- it's the legendary card that comes to my mind when I hear the nickname "Big Sexy"...
Of course, with my habit of bad puns and assigning players with horrible nicknames, I can't help combining these three aspects that I know about the kid:
- His last name is Sexton.
- He plays the position of offensive forward.
- The Ducks are covered primarily by the Orange County Register.
Hence, here's my inappropriate suggestion; sorry if it sticks, kid. Drumroll.....

Proposed Nickname: Registered Sex Offender
Who's with me? Offer your suggestions in the comments.
Prediction: Ducks win 10-5. Positivity!
Go Ducks.
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Registered Sex Offender
Okay…I haven’t laughed that hard in…I dont know how long!
PRICELESS!!!!!
because I do really like Spade’s use of “Sex Monster”
That’s MY name for the kid!
You can call me CK...Spade does. GO DUCKS!!!
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hehe…yea i get lazy steal shit..sorry
anaheim ducks now feature the sex monster...lock up your daughters!!!
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 11, 2009 12:43 PM PST up reply actions
No worries — that’s not uncommon here at BoC. Hell, the blog name is stolen, too.
http://www.battleofcali.com/
Borrowed from Battle of Alberta?
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by DodgerBlueBalls on Dec 11, 2009 1:39 PM PST up reply actions
Ah, thank you from the bottom of my heart for that. In a perfect world, maybe, but I think Big Sexy’s already stuck.
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by Bleys on Dec 11, 2009 11:47 AM PST via mobile reply actions
For sure the “Registered” part is a stretch, but I could definitely see myself just going one day to “Sex Offender” — damn, I just know it’s going to slip in public, though.
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well winning these 2 games in a row would really boost morale…heres hoping it happens.
i like the name…hmmm…i like all really
anaheim ducks now feature the sex monster...lock up your daughters!!!
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 11, 2009 12:44 PM PST reply actions
play long-running games of late-night gin rummy
im the rummy master…you have offically been challenged by yours truly biiiiitch!!!
anaheim ducks now feature the sex monster...lock up your daughters!!!
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 11, 2009 12:45 PM PST reply actions
Hard to scream it . . .
without shortening it to RSO, but I’m all for it. Wisniewski and Stephens took all the fun and novelty out of Big Sexy for me. When I read Stephens using it, it was like my mom friend-requesting me on Facebook.
by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Dec 11, 2009 12:47 PM PST reply actions
My friend feels the same way…but that’s just because she gave the name to Lupul (for different reasons as you know)
But what really seals the RSO name is that he totally looks like he’d qualify for the name in that picture you used, Sleek. It’s perfect.
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Yay! I’m happy to see the Positivity back in effect. BoC just isn’t the same about it.
Regarding the nickname, though, I’m afraid that Randy Jones has had the market cornered for sex offending California NHL players since Oct 29, 2009. Try again guys…
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by DodgerBlueBalls on Dec 11, 2009 1:00 PM PST reply actions
I’m not sure if Randy Jones is registered, though — it’s just more that it’s common knowledge.
http://www.battleofcali.com/
I’m still rolling around with the “Randy Jones, Sexual Predator,” thing, but I’m pretty sure he’s going to be more of a Wooderson/Ben Affleck in “Mallrats” type sexual predator than a pedophile or straight up rapist.
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Joe Corvo just feels so forgotten right now.
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by jamestobrien on Dec 11, 2009 9:02 PM PST up reply actions
While we’re on a nickname kick…
My roommate has been calling him “big disappointment”…of course Lupul showed him by scoring goals 3 straight games, but sitting in the press box AGAIN doesn’t really help his case much.
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I’m not that disappointed with Loops, personally. He has been better and more versatile than I’d expected on most playing nights.
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playing nights.
It would be nice to have more of those right now…
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Well, can’t blame the guy for injuries. He’d play if he could, I’m sure.
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I have nothing to contribute to the conversation. However...
I figured since this isn’t hockey related, I wouldn’t make a fanshot out of it, but I was driving behind this car today:

It was funny.
Because I use mouthwash. And sometimes, I floss.
I think Wisniewski is more of a round 3M salary figure when you factor in x-rays.
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by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Dec 11, 2009 5:12 PM PST reply actions
What a great pass from Sexton to Koivu there!
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by DodgerBlueBalls on Dec 11, 2009 5:52 PM PST reply actions
Well, that was awful on a lot of levels. What’s it going to take to win on the road?
Another OTL means the Ducks are chasing the Stars in the standings AND the most OTLs!! One point at a time is a slow way to get through the season…
Sleek, if only you could have seen the look on your face with the whole 1/3 and 8 pts thing….“hmmm…all the words I’m hearing are English, but what he’s saying is unpossible.”
Sorry this is late. Going to try something different today. This is the ending scene from The Scent of a Woman. Pacino is fucking amazing in this scene. There are some funny parts in this but it’s mainly just an awesome bit of acting. If you havn’t seen The Scent of a Woman, skip this link and rent the movie. It’s a great flick.
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