thoughts on ducks-kings part 1

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 2, 2009 7:18 AM PST

she sums up about how Im feeling right now....shes also super hot..i wanna hit that shiiiiiit!!

Earl said it best when he said weve seen this script/movie/play/porno/barmitzvah before...ducks get scored on early....roar back to tie..then in heartbreaking fashion get scored on late in the 3rd to lose....no common courtesy of a reach around of making it to the OT to lose there...as i mentioned to earl yea this is the same script but losing to these buttfucks makes it worse...like finding out your girlfriend is cheating on you with your brother...Does it matter with whom she was cheating on you? well yea duh....now if your like the dead ringers movie where the identical twins share women in the beginging and u got that arrangement...hey..great for you...but it also mean u might operate on your own brother and kill him later in the movie..ok i know no one watched that movie..you should its sick and demented..a spade type movie..did i mention they were also both gynagoligists(however u spell that)?.....anyways

couple things I liked/disliked:

liked:

1. corey perry..yay...goal/point/running of another goalie...I need to come up with a name for when he does that...im too lazy though to think of it now plus I got a little bit of a hangover

2. doughty...oh shit were only suppose to like our players

3. um thats it

disliked:

1.steve fuckin eminger needs to get off the fuckin ice...cant we sign chris chelios or someother wash up...bring back festerling or trade for huskins..is it too much to ask for a semi competent 6th D-man...?..once again he led to a goal and other several close calls...(fuck chelios i was just kidding he was the first wash-up i could think of i still dont forgive him for his detriot days against us..the teemu-kariya years)...taking the puck from him is just way too fuckin easy..i screamed in a red wine rage everytime i saw him on the ice fuuuuuck....bad enough we have to live with whitney and his contract and poor play..we got no choice there

2.my boy mikkelson wasnt too great either...but hes better than eminger...and should be the 6th d man..he had a below average nite (prompt me to change my sig)

3.someone mentioned in the comments...about whitney...yea he scored a goal i stil hate him..i dont remember anything stupdi from him yesterday so ill give him this one pass...expect somthing stupid next game

4. artoo...do I even need to explain?

5. not knowing if jiggy would have made a difference...but RC was true to his word..as I mentioned yesterday it might be good for goalie morale...bad for fan morale

6. cant say enough about how much I hate the del taco go bold thing..I dont care how much I like getting chili cheese fries topped with those fried jalepenos they now have

7. not having the ducks ice girls in my living room cheerin the ducks on with me..then afterward they start kissing..and then.................%*()*)@*))())!@.......I stick in while the other....&^!#$&*(!&...she gets on top and starts.....*(&@*(&#(*@....then say...Leon the ladys man style..."um that was nice...uh...time for you girls to get going"

Anyways Ill continue to watch my ducks and not look at standings and pretend things will get better...a steelers blogger said it best after they also lost a heartbreaker...sports is entertainment...and fuck i was entertained for the most part.....and hey my lakers are kicking ass..i got that...peace

p.s.

do the sharks ever fuckin lose....arrrrrrrg

p.s.s.

red wine is so yummy....so yummy in my tummy

p.s.s.s.

i second earls new nickname for artoo....argggghtykhn

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oh the ice girls. I think they showed them more than ussual during this game. Some great cleavage shots.

we need them to do a bikini carwash thing with the zamboni………in thongs and white t-shirts, so I could pick my favorite ( the one with the nicest ass would win, nothing else matters)

there is no gravity, the world just sucks.

by tu madre on Dec 2, 2009 7:41 AM PST reply actions

( the one with the nicest ass would win, nothing else matters)

your speaking gospel there son

I like people who shake other people up and make them feel uncomfortable.
-Jim Morrison

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 2, 2009 7:45 AM PST up reply actions

hallelujah

there is no gravity, the world just sucks.

by tu madre on Dec 2, 2009 7:53 AM PST up reply actions

I felt bad for arto……………some iffy calls and he gets benched. I like his efforts out there.

My biggest problem with this game was RC decision on the line matchups. The Kings second line ( i think), the one with simmonds on it, should have been matched up with our first line. Simmonds was everywhere and this line played and impressed me alot. Our second line coulda handled the kings first line. We should of atleast tried it, I think.

there is no gravity, the world just sucks.

by tu madre on Dec 2, 2009 8:01 AM PST reply actions

Our second line coulda handled the kings first line.

I’m not so sure — the Koivu line was getting murdered by just about anybody early on. Ivanans was getting good scoring chances against Selanne & pals; that’s never a good sign.

But don’t fret, some dude I’ve never heard of named Kyle Chipchura is coming to make a huge difference, I’m sure.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Dec 2, 2009 8:07 AM PST up reply actions

The 23-year-old forward was having a difficult season with the Canadiens, with no points and a -10 rating in 19 games. He played just 1:59 on Tuesday against Toronto, and was on the ice for both of the Leafs’ first two goals. He was benched for the remainder of the game.

wow this guy sounds like the answer doesnt he?

I like people who shake other people up and make them feel uncomfortable.
-Jim Morrison

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 2, 2009 8:12 AM PST up reply actions

He and Artyukhin can probably alternate permanent spots on the bench. Just what we needed — another liability on skates.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Dec 2, 2009 8:17 AM PST up reply actions

check this out...fits right?

Steve eminger The 23-year-old defensemen was having a difficult season with the Ducks, with no points and a -10 rating in 19 games. He played just 1:59 on Tuesday against the Kings, and was on the ice for both of the Kings first two goals. but for whatever reason was not benched for the remainder of the game.

hahaha

I like people who shake other people up and make them feel uncomfortable.
-Jim Morrison

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 2, 2009 8:20 AM PST up reply actions

the hell? kyle chupacabra, amazing stats. hahaha

there is no gravity, the world just sucks.

by tu madre on Dec 2, 2009 8:12 AM PST up reply actions

the hell? kyle chupacabra

muahahahaha…i cant stop laughing at this one….muhahaha..why didnt i crack this joke first…

I like people who shake other people up and make them feel uncomfortable.
-Jim Morrison

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 2, 2009 8:17 AM PST up reply actions

Whoa, Jonathan Willis (a pretty respectable numbers guy) thinks the Ducks won this trade by a mile, apparently:

In short, congratulations to Bob Murray and the Ducks for acquiring a guy who looks for all the world like he’s going to turn into the next Samuel Pahlsson, and for getting it done for next to nothing.

The NEXT SAMMY PAHLSSON??! I don’t take that kind of projection lightly, you know.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Dec 2, 2009 10:37 AM PST up reply actions

your penis earl must hurt after shooting up and hitting the bottom of your desk

I like people who shake other people up and make them feel uncomfortable.
-Jim Morrison

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 2, 2009 10:38 AM PST up reply actions

I used to have Chipchura on my team in the NHL video games, I liked him.

Because I use mouthwash. And sometimes, I floss.

by brokenyard on Dec 2, 2009 2:23 PM PST up reply actions

what the hell is that link too?

there is no gravity, the world just sucks.

by tu madre on Dec 2, 2009 9:01 AM PST reply actions

to*………..the one in the post, not the comments.

there is no gravity, the world just sucks.

by tu madre on Dec 2, 2009 9:02 AM PST up reply actions

you click on it and your penis grows an inch….

ok no…..just another spade fuck up

I like people who shake other people up and make them feel uncomfortable.
-Jim Morrison

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 2, 2009 9:06 AM PST up reply actions

i like to remind people its me writing these things and not someone hijacking my login

I like people who shake other people up and make them feel uncomfortable.
-Jim Morrison

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 2, 2009 9:08 AM PST up reply actions

SB Nation auto-linking. Basically a waste of time disguised as a time-saver.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Dec 2, 2009 10:08 AM PST up reply actions

do the sharks ever fuckin lose….arrrrrrrg

hey!!! dont’ bring us into your rant!! … we’re innocent in all of this … :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality? (boycott Hollywood!)

by ang6666 on Dec 2, 2009 9:32 AM PST reply actions

we’re innocent in all of this

think again Ms. Jinx.

there is no gravity, the world just sucks.

by tu madre on Dec 2, 2009 9:44 AM PST up reply actions

hey! I hardly commented come game time … and! didn’t mention the ducks or kings … so no jinx … :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality? (boycott Hollywood!)

by ang6666 on Dec 2, 2009 9:45 AM PST up reply actions

I’m just fucking with you

there is no gravity, the world just sucks.

by tu madre on Dec 2, 2009 9:54 AM PST up reply actions

(whew!)

tho … uh … nevermind … (think clean thoughts Angie)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality? (boycott Hollywood!)

by ang6666 on Dec 2, 2009 9:55 AM PST up reply actions

clean….like fucking in the shower?

there is no gravity, the world just sucks.

by tu madre on Dec 2, 2009 10:19 AM PST up reply actions

hey! tha’ts dirty and clean at the same time … ;)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality? (boycott Hollywood!)

by ang6666 on Dec 2, 2009 10:22 AM PST up reply actions

we’re innocent in all of this … :)

not really u beat us on this homestand..in the same kind of fashion as last nite..maybe because u did the ducks remembered and tanked

I like people who shake other people up and make them feel uncomfortable.
-Jim Morrison

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 2, 2009 9:53 AM PST up reply actions

lol by that logic, the ducks should have been better prepared for it then … :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality? (boycott Hollywood!)

by ang6666 on Dec 2, 2009 9:56 AM PST up reply actions

the ducks constantly defy logic

I like people who shake other people up and make them feel uncomfortable.
-Jim Morrison

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 2, 2009 10:18 AM PST up reply actions

I was told yesterday there is no logic in professional sports … silly me for keep thinking there is … :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality? (boycott Hollywood!)

by ang6666 on Dec 2, 2009 10:22 AM PST up reply actions

That’s not what I said. I said fans are not always rational.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Dec 2, 2009 10:29 AM PST up reply actions

this was over on the Sens site … they said it when I tried to throw logic up … :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality? (boycott Hollywood!)

by ang6666 on Dec 2, 2009 10:31 AM PST up reply actions

Like, literally vomiting logic?

Because I use mouthwash. And sometimes, I floss.

by brokenyard on Dec 2, 2009 2:24 PM PST up reply actions

1. corey perry..yay…goal/point/running of another goalie…I need to come up with a name for when he does that…im too lazy though to think of it now plus I got a little bit of a hangover

Douche ’trick.
Print some t-shirts
Spade Profits

Don't bRuin your life. Practice safe sex. Make love with a Trojan

by Morbo on Dec 2, 2009 8:48 PM PST reply actions

you forgot to add “????” as a step.

Because I use mouthwash. And sometimes, I floss.

by brokenyard on Dec 4, 2009 10:41 AM PST up reply actions

you forgot to add "????" as a step.

i just got that..and was reminded last nite when he ran turco..he gave that look…damn its a 4 step process your right

anaheim ducks now feature the sex monster...lock up your daughters!!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 9, 2009 9:50 AM PST up reply actions

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