This guy talks to players including some Ducks about their sticks. Just enough sexual innuendo for...

This guy talks to players including some Ducks about their sticks. Just enough sexual innuendo for me to enjoy it.

8 months ago brokenyard 5 comments 0 recs |

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I enjoyed that one — just when I thought I was done laughing at the same joke, it caught me again. Nice.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Dec 3, 2009 10:39 AM PST reply actions

Yeah, it’s sort of a 5-minute clip of the same joke being made, but still kinda funny the whole while. Personally I was surprised at Kopitar’s non-accent.

Because I use mouthwash. And sometimes, I floss.

by brokenyard on Dec 3, 2009 7:02 PM PST up reply actions

that was just bad.

"If Chuck Norris was up against 7 Rangers, he'd call Ryan Kesler."
GO CANUCKS GO!

by missy on Dec 13, 2009 8:43 PM PST reply actions

Chuck Norris’s daughter lost her virginity………..
………………he got it back.

there is no gravity, the world just sucks.

by tu madre on Dec 17, 2009 3:48 PM PST up reply actions

Corey Perry has a small knob…

by fluxofzounds on Dec 17, 2009 2:03 PM PST reply actions

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