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Happy Birthday, Jesus!

Writing will likely be sporadic for the next few days, as we are all going to be busy celebrating the birth of our lord and savior: Drew Doughty.  The 3 wise men?  Kopitar, Quick and Simmonds.  The shephards?  Brown, Frolov and Johnson.  The asshole?  Ryan Smyth.

 

Happy Holidays!

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Happy Holidays, BoC!

And a big thanks to Rudy, Mike, and Earl for making this crazy, wonderful space what it is. You guys are tops.

by g r a c e on Dec 24, 2009 5:04 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

And thanks right back at you commenters — you guys are aces.

Have an awesome holiday.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Dec 24, 2009 11:54 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Happy Holidays all … :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality? (boycott Hollywood!)

by ang6666 on Dec 24, 2009 8:22 PM PST reply actions  

Fro doesn’t make Team Russia because the Russians are godless commies that steal Christmas gifts from children. Go to hell you bastards.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Dec 24, 2009 8:53 PM PST reply actions  

Plus they neglected to include Evgeny Artyukhin. :)

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Dec 24, 2009 11:55 PM PST up reply actions  

merry christmas!! everyone..!!

anaheim ducks now feature the sex monster...lock up your daughters!!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 25, 2009 7:36 AM PST reply actions  

Merry Christmas

I don’t come here often, but you guys are cool

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 25, 2009 3:59 PM PST reply actions  

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