BoC Gameday -- Underwater Gift Exchange

by Earl Sleek on Dec 26, 2009 10:41 AM PST Comment 219 comments

Anaheim Ducks (15-15-7, 13th in west) at San Jose Sharks (22-8-7, t-1st in west), 7:30 pm
Fear The Fin is having a Night at the Tank, Anaheim Calling is having a Beer on the Couch.

Well, once again I'm quite rushed by holiday family shit, but I think I can convey most of today's topic through cartoon, as usual:

Painfully funny.

The Ducks and Sharks have met up three times so far this season, once in each month, and the Ducks have been routinely crushed -- they've been outscored 11-4 overall, but Anaheim's four goals consist of three 5-on-4 tallies and one 5-on-3 goal; Sharks have outscored the Ducks 7-0 at even-strength in the three games (e.s. shots are SJS 81, ANA 58). Even-strength doormats, indeed.

Jumbo Joe Thornton in particular has been murdering Ducks since they eliminated him last spring -- four goals and four assists in three games. Meanwhile Ryan Getzlaf and Scott Niedermayer are each -5 against the Sharks this season, and Corey Perry is a -6. And I'm not sure if we can expect much better if Coach Carlyle keeps going back to Kyle Calder on the top line, either -- Calder played more than half of Getzlaf & Perry's even-strength ice-time the last game against Phoenix and that ended quite futilely.

Prediction: I may be late to tonight's game comments, but I'll show up eventually. Ducks win a Christmas miracle game, 4-2, and shock the Sharks by scoring an even-strength empty-netter. No goals by Kyle Calder.

Go Ducks.

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And I’m not sure if we can expect much better if Coach Carlyle keeps going back to Kyle Calder on the top line,

you dont know how fuckin angry i was to see this was the fuckin case last game..(maybe you and ck do cuz i texted and told u so)….i predicted it would take a 2 goal deficet to get him to switch the lines again…and of course he did…he also fucked up by putting in hiller who unfortunatly proved everyone right by letting in some morale crushing sofites…that last lost was all on RC….

im taking donations on the “pay some thug to incapacitate calder in san jose” fund…for tonites game…so far im at a $1.50….i might have to sell my body to the nite to raise the funds for this fund

ill be at my mommas house tonite (no i wasnt hatched or made in a laboratory) and shes got a comp in running distance from the tv…so i should be in the comments tonite….i promise to get drunk and make no sense……RC will dicatate how vulgar i will be

hope everyone had a merry christmas and got as drunk and fat as I did…

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 26, 2009 11:02 AM PST reply actions

Aww, I’m going to miss a game where Spade’s going to be around? I’m going to be somewhere over the Pacific by the time this one starts. Hope there’s a post-Christmas miracle waiting for me on the other side.

by g r a c e on Dec 26, 2009 2:08 PM PST up reply actions

Hope there’s a post-Christmas miracle waiting for me on the other side

lets hope..a win today will wash away the Rc sins of Wednesday..

Aww, I’m going to miss a game where Spade’s going to be around

Ive had wine and beer….so it sounds like mixed drinks tonight to round things off…shall I go with the EL cap-i-ton?

Im using this browser “safari” and like the newer version of word it tells u right away when u misspelled a word..(like i almost misspelled…misspelled and it stopped me)…should I get safari at work? hmmmm

jiggy in net today i feel good i think

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 26, 2009 2:21 PM PST up reply actions

Have a good flight, Grace! Enjoy a few movies, and maybe some DirectTV? I doubt you’ll get the game, but maybe a rolling scoreboard somewhere.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Dec 26, 2009 5:37 PM PST up reply actions

grace rocks…a vital cog in the Boc engine…she will be missed tonite

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 26, 2009 5:43 PM PST up reply actions

(no i wasnt hatched or made in a laboratory)

Heh, well there goes my follow-up question.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Dec 26, 2009 5:15 PM PST up reply actions

yea i was hoping i was made in a laboratory to save the human race or be some super soldier…but sadly that is not the case….i was borne normally to consume products advertised on tv and satisfy my urge to procreate…….its unfortunate reality but not without its benifits…im also the court jester in rudy kellys abscense…or at least in my world….im drunk now…if thats not obvious

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 26, 2009 5:27 PM PST up reply actions

….im drunk now…if thats not obvious

Actually, Spade, you’re one of the guys I know who does have to point that out. :)

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Dec 26, 2009 5:36 PM PST up reply actions

i get more bold on things…i get in the “throw everything and see what sticks” mode..and little more vulgar

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 26, 2009 5:41 PM PST up reply actions

Yeah, Hiller is always suspect in the back-to-back starts. And J.S. has been way better lately.

Maybe Anaheim is doing thier version of last season’s Colorado Avs.

by Mike in OC on Dec 26, 2009 11:21 AM PST reply actions

hiller just didnt look comfortable after that first goal….but how does an unobstructed shot from the blueline that goes in not wake up RC?……I cant remember being so angry at a game…its like RC just threw in the towell…decided to start christmas break early….

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 26, 2009 11:26 AM PST up reply actions

And Merry Christmas all.

by Mike in OC on Dec 26, 2009 11:21 AM PST reply actions

GO KINGS!

er, yeah!

"Not in your wildest alcoholic nightmare would you ever imagine such events unfolding!" Bill King

by Buck Turgidson on Dec 26, 2009 12:01 PM PST reply actions

Hmm, just realized that USC is playing a football game at 5 today. That should distract the family, and likely means I’ll be in good shape to make the start of the game.

Hope I’m not just sneaking out to get kicked in the nuts, though. C’mon, Ducks.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Dec 26, 2009 12:37 PM PST via mobile reply actions

No Christmas miracle for the Ducks!! GO SHARKS!! :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality? (boycott Hollywood!)

by ang6666 on Dec 26, 2009 12:44 PM PST reply actions

tonite is the nite…were we gut the guppies…ok thats fuckin lame….but im gonna say it anyways

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 26, 2009 2:22 PM PST up reply actions

okay I was going to say something really funny, but maybe sorta mean … but I (for once) had second thoughts … just … (smiles nicely) … anyways, Sharks will show again that they rule and Ducks drool!! (ha!)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality? (boycott Hollywood!)

by ang6666 on Dec 26, 2009 2:45 PM PST up reply actions

“All-star Stan,Hey that’s me! Help keep San Jose Litter free!”
If you recognize that line you know why San Jose is not better than Anaheim, for those of you that don’t : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOwZbALz3vE

by cmatthew35 on Dec 26, 2009 4:26 PM PST reply actions

Never seen that before. Um, wow. I thought you were directing me to an obscure South Park episode.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Dec 26, 2009 5:16 PM PST up reply actions

Psh, that PSA is totally awesome. All my classmates would sing it back in 3rd grade, when it first came out.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
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by mymclife on Dec 27, 2009 12:22 AM PST up reply actions

i am offically buzzed….damn still 2 and half hours till game time

im forced to watch kings game with bro arrrgg

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 26, 2009 5:02 PM PST reply actions

I’m quite sober myself, but just got free of the fam for the night — we’ll see if I can’t find a quick remedy.

Good luck with the Kings viewing — I’ll be watching some of it, but without any gloaters.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Dec 26, 2009 5:18 PM PST up reply actions

yea if they go up a couple goals…ill have to hear about how a “real” team scores goals….why cant u score against the yotes…ill be too drunk to care or ill punch him in the face…hes not here yet…hell be bringing his $2 (2) gallon cheap whiskey

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 26, 2009 5:23 PM PST up reply actions

he arrived….i guess he had a little cash left over form the holidays..he upgraded and bought a tub of segrams seven….he laughed at your cartoon….

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 26, 2009 5:42 PM PST up reply actions

Oh wow, you guys should be fantastic tonight, then.

Sorry, got distracted — been away from my computer for a few days.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Dec 26, 2009 5:53 PM PST up reply actions

yea…when i comment there might be a thought from him also…KF: will be him…kings fan….it stands for…

im drinking micholob ultra…i went beer so i dont pass out before the game starts

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 26, 2009 5:55 PM PST up reply actions

KF: Go ducks..id rather see the ducks win or get 2 points over the sharks getting 2 points…oh shit 6 oclock….the kings are on!!!

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 26, 2009 6:02 PM PST up reply actions

Nice! Teamwork!

And I’ll take temporary support, no matter how vile the motivation!

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Dec 26, 2009 6:03 PM PST up reply actions

yea its like hitler buying u a bottle of jack…its like thanx….but your fuckin hitler asshole

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 26, 2009 6:04 PM PST up reply actions

Well, you know what? I’m probably rooting for a Kings regulation win tonight — fuck the desert dogs.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Dec 26, 2009 6:15 PM PST up reply actions

And just like that, Justin Williams goes off on a stretcher. Couldn’t handle the Kopitar bodyslam.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Dec 26, 2009 6:32 PM PST up reply actions

KF: sorry to see what happened to willams…fuck the yotes…were gonna kick there ass for that reason….the meat train is gonna give them a long and hard ride!!! oooooooh….just like thatt dustin brown

spade:….fuck u yotes…..

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 26, 2009 6:38 PM PST up reply actions

Nice try, Greener.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Dec 26, 2009 6:39 PM PST up reply actions

KF: we elbowed Bryzgolov…right there…fuck yea…PP

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 26, 2009 6:40 PM PST up reply actions

Uh-oh. Aucoin demands that the Kings take a third shot-on-goal this game.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Dec 26, 2009 6:44 PM PST up reply actions

Also, I’m not really sure why Ivanans’ line was playing the shift after that long PK.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Dec 26, 2009 6:45 PM PST up reply actions

Also, I’m not really sure why Ivanans’ ~~line~~ was playing

there fixed it

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 26, 2009 7:22 PM PST up reply actions

Haha, yeah, no doubt.

I guess to respond to Greene’s non-fight?

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Dec 26, 2009 7:25 PM PST up reply actions

my brother is really drunk hes singing karoke right now…hes singing…"im not paralazyed…im seem to be struck by you…….

yea hes a dumb ass like me…

were having some fun….damn segrams

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 26, 2009 7:30 PM PST up reply actions

earl tell me rc isnt going with calder ont he top line….lie to me

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 26, 2009 5:57 PM PST up reply actions

He originally wasn’t going to give Calder another chance, but then unfortunately yesterday his heart grew three sizes and he decided to give it another go.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Dec 26, 2009 6:03 PM PST up reply actions

nooooooooooooo

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 26, 2009 6:04 PM PST up reply actions

I’m just realizing — this will be the first Ducks-Sharks game I’m watching on TV this season. First two games I attended, and then the third game I had to miss.

So hopefully maybe that’s the key.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Dec 26, 2009 5:35 PM PST reply actions

im gonna roll with that

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 26, 2009 5:41 PM PST up reply actions

dooooooooooooh…scuderi!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 26, 2009 6:55 PM PST reply actions

That was crazy — maybe the Kings will make SportsCenter tonight.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Dec 26, 2009 6:56 PM PST up reply actions

i think they just did lol…..yea…my brother didnt like that so much lol

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 26, 2009 6:57 PM PST up reply actions

So wait, what’s your guys’ plan for the second period, which I think will overlap heavily with the Ducks’ first period?

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Dec 26, 2009 7:01 PM PST up reply actions

we havent thought that far ahead!

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 26, 2009 7:03 PM PST up reply actions

Well, maybe the Ducks will fail to televise again.

Nope, they’re on. But no puck drop yet.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Dec 26, 2009 7:31 PM PST up reply actions

heyward is talking….thats as painful as nto televising

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 26, 2009 7:34 PM PST up reply actions

Yeah, I’m trying not to flip over until exactly puck drop, but I’ve screwed it up twice so far.

Damn you, Hayward!

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Dec 26, 2009 7:37 PM PST up reply actions

im on to 7 and 7’s….not too shabby

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 26, 2009 6:58 PM PST reply actions

the ducks are known as the pinche patos here at my moms translation “fuckin ducks”

my bisa (just crossed the border illegally) step father calls them that……everytime we watch them here they lose lets hope today is the turnaround

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 26, 2009 7:38 PM PST reply actions

No Boynton tonight? That hasn’t boded that well in the past.

And didn’t bode well on that early goal. Another minus for Getzlaf, Perry, and Niedermayer. Another point for Thornton.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Dec 26, 2009 7:42 PM PST up reply actions

But at least it was Bobby Ryan with the third minus and not Kyle Calder. Maybe Grinch Carlyle didn’t have a heart increase.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Dec 26, 2009 7:44 PM PST up reply actions

oooh eminger…thats soooo much better.

i guess marleau wants to punish me for the years of shit talking…

fuck u….u still suck asshole

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 26, 2009 7:48 PM PST up reply actions

im not sure about these lines tonite…there different not sure if there better

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 26, 2009 7:49 PM PST reply actions

I have to like the Calder demotion — he looked OK with Nokelainen and Brown. Much more in his element, at least.

Don’t like how we’re playing, though — so far it’s all just on our heels.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Dec 26, 2009 7:52 PM PST up reply actions

Perry being Perry…I love it

GO DUCKS!!!
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by SK eleven on Dec 26, 2009 7:53 PM PST reply actions

Yeah, and Nokelainen follows with a bit of Perry-ism the shift afterwards. Gotta do something if they want an even-strength goal.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Dec 26, 2009 7:55 PM PST up reply actions

KF: HAHAH u have calder!!!….

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 26, 2009 8:01 PM PST up reply actions

Not necessarily cool coming from a Kings fan. Sort of like saying, “Ha, I gave you herpes!”

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Dec 26, 2009 8:03 PM PST up reply actions

LMAO!

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by SK eleven on Dec 26, 2009 8:05 PM PST up reply actions

this is painful to watch…i know ang is at the game…its makes me sick arrrrrg

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 26, 2009 8:02 PM PST reply actions

KF: 1-0 FOR SHARKS IS PRETTY SAD IN THIS AMOUNT OF TIME ID FIGURE IT BE 4-0 BUT HEY PATOS ARE STAYING IN IT LOL KINGS LOSING BUT WE HAD LONG ALLSTAR LIKE BREAK AND WE WILL BE BACK IN OT

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 26, 2009 8:03 PM PST reply actions

Not to mention I flip over during the commercial and see nothing but bikinis. That’s a comparative win for the Kings — we instead have an unhealthy dose of Hayward whining.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Dec 26, 2009 8:05 PM PST up reply actions

KINGS WIN 3-2 SHOOTOUT WINNING GOAL IS FROM NO DOUBT DOUGHTY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 26, 2009 8:04 PM PST reply actions

And again.

Dammit.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Dec 26, 2009 8:07 PM PST reply actions

Seriously, that guy is killing us.

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by SK eleven on Dec 26, 2009 8:07 PM PST up reply actions

On the replay, one thing I noticed — Heatley started celebrating way before the puck went in the net. As soon as he saw Jiggy’s rebound, he knew exactly what was going to happen.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Dec 26, 2009 8:08 PM PST up reply actions

If it helps, it makes me hate that guy more

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by SK eleven on Dec 26, 2009 8:10 PM PST up reply actions

THIS IS SOME SEROUS SHITTY PAYBACK

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 26, 2009 8:13 PM PST up reply actions

Also, he killed a man.

"Quack Quack Chomp, ugh ugh chch uch!"
"Gee wilikers Batman! Do the Heimlich!"

by cmatthew35 on Dec 26, 2009 8:27 PM PST up reply actions

Stat for Carlyle to consider: in 13 periods played without Nick Boynton dressed, the Ducks are being outscored 18 – 3. Eighteen to three!

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Dec 26, 2009 8:14 PM PST reply actions

wow, thats…wow

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by SK eleven on Dec 26, 2009 8:15 PM PST up reply actions

i need a better stat than that

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 26, 2009 8:15 PM PST up reply actions

is there anytihng that went right in that period?

earl we need your help

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 26, 2009 8:14 PM PST reply actions

Hiller was perfect.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Dec 26, 2009 8:18 PM PST up reply actions

thats not helping

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 26, 2009 8:20 PM PST up reply actions

OK, here’s a “real stretch” bit of positivity.

The Ducks have only played on one Boxing Day since the lockout — also against the San Jose Sharks. And they won that game, despite trailing after one period. Just for shits and giggles, though, here’s the boxscore:

1st Period
02:39 ANA Travis Green (R. Shannon, J. Dipenta)
11:25 SJS Christian Ehrhoff (J. Cheechoo, S. Hannan)
18:52 SJS Patrick Marleau (J. Thornton, M. Carle)
2nd Period
02:45 ANA Chris Kunitz (R. Shannon, K. Huskins)
13:05 ANA Dustin Penner (A. McDonald, C. Pronger)
16:24 SJS PPG Steve Bernier (J. Pavelski, M. Michalek)
3rd Period
10:20 ANA Corey Perry (S. Pahlsson, S. Niedermayer)

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Dec 26, 2009 8:30 PM PST up reply actions

And man, that took me a long time to type and format.

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by Earl Sleek on Dec 26, 2009 8:33 PM PST up reply actions

liar

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by SK eleven on Dec 26, 2009 8:35 PM PST up reply actions

KF:

THATS IS A STRETCH BUT HEY LIKE THE LIL BLACK BOY IN "ANGELS IN THE OUTFIELD " SAYS “IT CAN HAPPEN” JUST WAVE UR DUCK FEATHERS !!!!!!

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 26, 2009 8:35 PM PST up reply actions

I won’t lie — I have dreams about games like this where the Ducks suck for two periods but then come out in the 3rd period wearing their Mighty Duck-logo jerseys and have a very fucking Disney ending to the game.

Could happen.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Dec 26, 2009 8:37 PM PST up reply actions

kf:

if gordon bombay was there it would happen

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 26, 2009 8:38 PM PST up reply actions

kf:

QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 26, 2009 8:39 PM PST up reply actions

ALL IT TAKES IS A QUACK

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 26, 2009 8:39 PM PST up reply actions

Flying V!

by zot on Dec 26, 2009 8:58 PM PST up reply actions

im a ducks fan and i didnt watch any of those movies….that was my brother typing… i assume u knew what he was talking about

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 26, 2009 9:03 PM PST up reply actions

Yeah, I think that was their rallying cry. I haven’t watched them in awhile, though, so don’t quote me.

by zot on Dec 26, 2009 9:19 PM PST up reply actions

he liked those ugly nucks uniforms?

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 26, 2009 9:21 PM PST up reply actions

Flying V was definitely a signature move — basically five skaters skate in a V formation and the puck is magically on all their sticks at once. No defender or goalie has any fucking idea what to do.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Dec 26, 2009 9:23 PM PST up reply actions

You’re smashed? That sentence was way more coherent than my easter egg hunt analogy.

by zot on Dec 26, 2009 9:25 PM PST up reply actions

Well, while I typed that I had no idea at all that the third period had started.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Dec 26, 2009 9:26 PM PST up reply actions

by zot on Dec 26, 2009 9:37 PM PST up reply actions

And for the record, I am very much pro-Disney. I’ve been pissed since the Ducks dropped their cartoon logo, but that cup win helped me not complain so much.

And fuck — maybe now they’ll do it. Fuckin’ Heatley. Thanks, at least, for not doing that in the cup finals.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Dec 26, 2009 8:41 PM PST up reply actions

if gordon bombay was there it would happen

Couldn’t make the game. Probably a good thing as I almost definitely would have gotten into a fight (which hasn’t happened since I was ten and THAT resulted in both of us crying despite no real injury – we’ll call that a draw, or a Parros-scrap).

A bad game was made worse by: 1) the fanciful stylings of Hahn and Remenda (if you don’t get the Bay Area feed, it’s like having two Rex Hudlers without the meaningful insight), 2) Perry’s Ice Capades Show did not include any double salchows or near-net-super-fast-but-somehow-distracting-spins, and 3) now Huskins’ cover is blown as a point-shaver.

A terrible night all around.

by GordonBombay on Dec 27, 2009 8:18 AM PST up reply actions

A terrible night all around.

I think you should go read over at FTF, we’re declaring it a great night. :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality? (boycott Hollywood!)

by ang6666 on Dec 27, 2009 10:07 AM PST up reply actions

kf:

so far what ive seen from ducks are not helping my kings out but the whiskey is helping

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 26, 2009 8:20 PM PST reply actions

kf:

IT CANT BE DONE ANY SLOWER !!!!!!

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 26, 2009 8:24 PM PST reply actions

I have to say — a really strong shift by the Moustache line.

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by Earl Sleek on Dec 26, 2009 8:35 PM PST reply actions

fuuuuuuuck

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by SK eleven on Dec 26, 2009 8:40 PM PST reply actions

Where are you, Nick Boynton?

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by Earl Sleek on Dec 26, 2009 8:41 PM PST up reply actions

I’m calling it an attitude thing, because he wasn’t using wisniewski out there while they were paired together. They’ll put him back if Eminger doesn’t wow them, or if Festerling falls off.

Anaheim Calling

by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Dec 26, 2009 8:44 PM PST up reply actions

if Eminger doesn’t wow them

oxymoron alert!!!

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 26, 2009 8:47 PM PST up reply actions

Oh fuck, Spade — I laughed a great deal at that.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Dec 26, 2009 8:48 PM PST up reply actions

a squirell gets a nut somtiems…

damn the kings couldnt score on a 5 on 3 to tie it up….but damn….

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 26, 2009 8:49 PM PST up reply actions

KF:

IM NOT GONNA SAY MUCH BECAUSE WE ARE LOSING BUT MAN PATOS SUCK

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 26, 2009 8:41 PM PST up reply actions

at least u have the right idea..fuckin sounds good right about now…some angry fuckin

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 26, 2009 8:45 PM PST up reply actions

still too soon for the wisniewski shooting guide?

Anaheim Calling

by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Dec 26, 2009 8:41 PM PST reply actions

Send me a suitable Wiz picture — I’ll gladly add the crosshairs.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Dec 26, 2009 8:42 PM PST up reply actions

Do you even need a picture of the guy? It’ll be completely covered up by crosshairs!

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by SK eleven on Dec 26, 2009 8:43 PM PST up reply actions

lol…i wish this wasnt so funny

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 26, 2009 8:44 PM PST up reply actions

EARL TELL ME THIS ISNT HAPPENING…tell me my balls havent been crushed by a semi fuckin truck

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 26, 2009 8:43 PM PST up reply actions

No, they’ve been crushed by a bulldozer, I’m quite sure of that. And it’s being driven by a shark.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Dec 26, 2009 8:45 PM PST up reply actions

somewhre in the shark tank ang is touching herself

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 26, 2009 8:46 PM PST up reply actions

HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tho gotta admit … that win was incredible!!!! … ;)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality? (boycott Hollywood!)

by ang6666 on Dec 26, 2009 11:38 PM PST up reply actions

LOL – I mentioned that stat to my roommate…he had just said that as your post popped up.

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by SK eleven on Dec 26, 2009 9:06 PM PST up reply actions

Holy fuck — now it’s definitely not too soon.

Damn — fucking shoot straight at the man.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Dec 26, 2009 8:52 PM PST up reply actions

God this sucks tonight

by PhantomPretender on Dec 26, 2009 8:45 PM PST reply actions

gow would have allowed us to score a goal..dont thin god has anything to do with it

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 26, 2009 8:46 PM PST up reply actions

Of course Getzlaf loses his head — has to get on the scoresheet somehow!

(and maybe it’s Perry — I’m kinda drunk).

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Dec 26, 2009 8:47 PM PST up reply actions

Oh trust me

the atheist (and Padres fan) in me has long since given up hope for divine intervention.

by PhantomPretender on Dec 26, 2009 8:48 PM PST up reply actions

the atheist ~~(and Padres fan)~~ in me has long since given up hope for divine intervention.

I hear ya…

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by SK eleven on Dec 26, 2009 8:50 PM PST up reply actions

I'm all for science

but being a long-suffering Padres fan has killed any belief in deities more than anything else.

by PhantomPretender on Dec 26, 2009 8:52 PM PST up reply actions

yea your alone on that one….stabbing your own penis in your situation would be understandable

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 26, 2009 8:56 PM PST up reply actions

And besides, I’m pretty sure we traded god away.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Dec 26, 2009 8:50 PM PST up reply actions

im beliving he might have made a deference

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 26, 2009 8:54 PM PST up reply actions

Thornton never had eleven points in four games when Pahlsson was covering his ass, I can promise you that.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Dec 26, 2009 8:59 PM PST up reply actions

i remember thortan didnt like him….thats the ulitmate praise….damn…go kidnap sami earl

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 26, 2009 9:00 PM PST up reply actions

Ryan gets a penalty out of this?

WTF?

by PhantomPretender on Dec 26, 2009 8:49 PM PST reply actions

KF: good thing we had a 2 week layoff…..fuckin yotes..give u that one

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 26, 2009 8:50 PM PST reply actions

Who's scored more goals this season?

Wiesnewski on us or Koivu on the oppo?

by PhantomPretender on Dec 26, 2009 8:51 PM PST reply actions

how bout marleau?

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 26, 2009 8:52 PM PST up reply actions

Wisniewski AND Niedermayer…

doesn’t get any better than that.

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by SK eleven on Dec 26, 2009 8:52 PM PST reply actions

Man, now I must be drunk.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Dec 26, 2009 8:52 PM PST reply actions

not as drunk as me…im sitting thru bad karokoe….there singing “the wind beneath my wings” and im not hanging myself

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 26, 2009 8:53 PM PST up reply actions

probably because that song is the frikkin TRUTH

Anaheim Calling

by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Dec 26, 2009 8:57 PM PST up reply actions

id like to think arthur u are

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 26, 2009 8:58 PM PST up reply actions

I’m under standing orders to scream, “OH, THAT’S MY JAM!!” when ridiculous music comes on, especially Manilow.

Anaheim Calling

by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Dec 26, 2009 9:00 PM PST up reply actions

your invited to any of my karoke parties arthur….just…take the vow of silence

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 26, 2009 9:01 PM PST up reply actions

Someone should tell Wisniewski, he’s actually MORE likely to get a big NHL contract if he stops trying to be a shot blocker. He exponentially reduces his chances of injury AND deflected own goals. It’s win win, wiz.

Anaheim Calling

by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Dec 26, 2009 8:52 PM PST reply actions

It’s win win, wiz.

Haha, I bet someone could make a broadway musical with this as the main song.

This coming from a guy who’s mom dragged him to a silly musical on Christmas night.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Dec 26, 2009 8:56 PM PST up reply actions

Game's on mute now.

by PhantomPretender on Dec 26, 2009 8:53 PM PST reply actions

u need sunglasses or a blindfold

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 26, 2009 8:54 PM PST up reply actions

That’s actually a FANTASTIC idea.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Dec 26, 2009 8:54 PM PST up reply actions

so is drinking more…i figure its more enjoyable to die of acholol poisoning

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 26, 2009 8:55 PM PST up reply actions

They keep showing Jonas

What’s that all about?

by PhantomPretender on Dec 26, 2009 8:56 PM PST up reply actions

apparently tougher to bring him into the game from there, and they discussed the impending need for him to come into the game

Anaheim Calling

by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Dec 26, 2009 9:00 PM PST up reply actions

So how pissed am I, as a fantasy owner, that I did get home in time to put in Giguere instead of Hiller?

Fucking availability!

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Dec 26, 2009 9:00 PM PST reply actions

did you not keep Miller?

Anaheim Calling

by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Dec 26, 2009 9:01 PM PST up reply actions

Oh, this is a different league I’m talking about.

But no, I kept Malkin and B-Ry in the league you’re talking about — BoC voters won that one.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Dec 26, 2009 9:02 PM PST up reply actions

Miller has been the hockey jesus of my fantasy team.

Anaheim Calling

by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Dec 26, 2009 9:04 PM PST up reply actions

Giguere has been the hockey judas of my fantasy team.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Dec 26, 2009 9:06 PM PST up reply actions

Yay, Getzlaf’s hurt?

I guess I was especially naughty this year.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Dec 26, 2009 9:01 PM PST reply actions

u didnt expect tripping that school kid to really bite u so much in the ass ehhh?

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 26, 2009 9:02 PM PST up reply actions

Oh, fuck yeah — take that, Sharks!

Chipchura scores an even-strength goal! So that’s over.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Dec 26, 2009 9:03 PM PST reply actions

Huskins came up big for us

Anaheim Calling

by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Dec 26, 2009 9:04 PM PST up reply actions

Love that he runs him over

and then gets the back of the net.

And bring in Jonas, why not?

by PhantomPretender on Dec 26, 2009 9:04 PM PST up reply actions

Because this isn’t game 82.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Dec 26, 2009 9:05 PM PST up reply actions

touche salesman

I too have an uncle.

by PhantomPretender on Dec 26, 2009 9:10 PM PST up reply actions

is it really 5-1?

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 26, 2009 9:10 PM PST up reply actions

I won’t lie, Spade — despite some correct spelling, I’m pretty damn smashed.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Dec 26, 2009 9:14 PM PST up reply actions

my moms tv got overruled and become the karoke full screen…i come on here and go to nhl.com and all the sudden its 5-1…..tell me this some sick joke….and santa claus is gonna give me a hand job and make it all better…tell me this is so…tell me

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 26, 2009 9:16 PM PST up reply actions

That sounds more like the Easter Bunny’s gig. :)

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Dec 26, 2009 9:18 PM PST up reply actions

the easter bunnys puck teeth give me cause for concern…….i do like his propensity for hiding things….hopefully he can hide our record

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 26, 2009 9:19 PM PST up reply actions

Maybe the Ducks will be that kid that only gets one egg during the Easter egg hunt, and somebody will give them more to even it out.

by zot on Dec 26, 2009 9:23 PM PST up reply actions

ive been that kid too many times

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 26, 2009 9:29 PM PST up reply actions

Awwww… :|

by zot on Dec 26, 2009 9:33 PM PST up reply actions

what are u drinking earl by the way?….im on 7 on 7’s and micholeb ultras…

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 26, 2009 9:21 PM PST up reply actions

Tonight I’ve been drinking Soju, which is a Korean rice wine — it’s pretty comparable to Japanese Saki. I had a bunch around, plus I do have to sing tomorrow morning — didn’t want to get too face-down.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Dec 26, 2009 9:24 PM PST up reply actions

didn’t want to get too face-down.

u need to live up to the blog persona…

blame on that anyways

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 26, 2009 9:27 PM PST up reply actions

Love Soju.

Anaheim Calling

by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Dec 26, 2009 9:34 PM PST up reply actions

Yeah, had lunch with my mom earlier this month at a Korean supermarket and on my way out picked up a six-pack.

Three down, three to go.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Dec 26, 2009 9:37 PM PST up reply actions

u like kimchee? earl?

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 26, 2009 9:43 PM PST up reply actions

Oh fuck yes. I grew up with a giant jar in the fridge.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Dec 26, 2009 9:44 PM PST up reply actions

i guess u have to…lol….like i have to like menudo..its a cultral rite of passage

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 26, 2009 9:48 PM PST up reply actions

Did you check out the box score for the Ducks?

Only name on the sheet…Chipchura

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by SK eleven on Dec 26, 2009 9:26 PM PST up reply actions

for pure latin pruposes…thats great…im always down for chupacapra scoring

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 26, 2009 9:28 PM PST up reply actions

I’ve seen other Sharks boxscores — it’s never been a crowded list. Whitney has two goals against Nabby, that’s the only bright spot, I think.

Oh, plus B-Ry scores. May be one goal, two assists for him.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Dec 26, 2009 9:29 PM PST up reply actions

Stat for Carlyle to consider: in 14 periods played without Nick Boynton dressed, the Ducks are being outscored 21 – 4. Twenty-one to four!

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Dec 26, 2009 9:05 PM PST reply actions

LOL – I mentioned that stat to my roommate…he had just said that as your post popped up.

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by SK eleven on Dec 26, 2009 9:07 PM PST up reply actions

Did I miss the diagnosis on Getzlaf?

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by SK eleven on Dec 26, 2009 9:27 PM PST reply actions

Something about stitches on his leg…(i’m on radio only, so that’s all I’ve heard.)

by zot on Dec 26, 2009 9:28 PM PST up reply actions

yikes!

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by SK eleven on Dec 26, 2009 9:29 PM PST up reply actions

they just said on TV…leg laceration, wont return tonight, not serious, listed as day to day

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by SK eleven on Dec 26, 2009 9:30 PM PST up reply actions

An AllDucks tweet says thus:

Official word from the Ducks: Getzlaf with a leg laceration, getting stitches, not serious.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Dec 26, 2009 9:32 PM PST up reply actions

LOL! even strength goal again

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by SK eleven on Dec 26, 2009 9:29 PM PST reply actions

The comeback is on!

by PhantomPretender on Dec 26, 2009 9:30 PM PST up reply actions

And how Earl feels about Pahlsson

is how I feel about Bobby.

by PhantomPretender on Dec 26, 2009 9:30 PM PST reply actions

its ok….we never took earl tot he crazy house…we wont start with u

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 26, 2009 9:31 PM PST up reply actions

And how Earl feels about Pahlsson
is how I feel about Bobby.

Although, that would make for a good signature for you…

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by SK eleven on Dec 26, 2009 9:33 PM PST up reply actions

I will take it under advisement :)

by PhantomPretender on Dec 26, 2009 9:42 PM PST up reply actions

Hey, don’t forget — last year I nominated Bobby Ryan for Anaheim’s Hart Trophy winner, and was called crazy by a Frenchman.

B-Ry is fantastic. All the skill of a Getzlaf or Perry but without any of that stupid immaturity.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Dec 26, 2009 9:34 PM PST up reply actions

Good thing he scored a goal tonight, cause that was pretty bad!

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by SK eleven on Dec 26, 2009 9:37 PM PST reply actions

This third period is pretty good. I kind of wish they played it in the first period.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Dec 26, 2009 9:43 PM PST reply actions

Isn’t that the case a lot of the time?

by zot on Dec 26, 2009 9:45 PM PST up reply actions

I certainly remember saying it at the season opener.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Dec 26, 2009 9:46 PM PST up reply actions

Man, that’s depressing.

by zot on Dec 26, 2009 9:50 PM PST up reply actions

Beleskey!

I like that.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Dec 26, 2009 9:48 PM PST reply actions

He looked pissed

Nice to see that fire. Maybe someone told him Calder was moving back up a line?

by PhantomPretender on Dec 26, 2009 9:51 PM PST up reply actions

See — here’s the thing — I liked Calder in his spot today. He’s fine on a non-offense line, and even got some OK shots away.

But I hope Carlyle doesn’t see that as a “oh man, he should go up to the top line” thing — that kills us regularly.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Dec 26, 2009 9:52 PM PST up reply actions

nite everyone…im going to participate in karaoke…..help my soul

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 26, 2009 9:52 PM PST reply actions

Knock ’em dead, Spade.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Dec 26, 2009 9:52 PM PST up reply actions

And I suppose I should update, just so I can look it up easier next time:

Stat for Carlyle to consider: in 15 periods played without Nick Boynton dressed, the Ducks are being outscored 21 – 5. Twenty-one to five!

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Dec 26, 2009 9:54 PM PST reply actions

pinche patos

haha perfect.
i’m gonna learn this phrase in a couple other different languages too.
I’m getting tired of sounding like a broken record saying fucking ducks.

i fought the law..............and fuck.......the law won.

by tu madre on Dec 26, 2009 10:48 PM PST reply actions

i need to learn it in french…im think that would be fun

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 28, 2009 8:48 AM PST up reply actions

Carter practiced with the team for the first time in more than a week, and Carlyle had him on the second line with Dan Sexton and Saku Koivu, while Bobby Ryan (above) centered Perry and Kyle Calder on the top line.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

nnoooo more…please….noooo more……

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 28, 2009 8:47 AM PST reply actions

Get well soon, GetzLoopSelanne.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Dec 28, 2009 9:11 AM PST up reply actions

Twitter now is saying Kyle Calder is on waivers. I think that may mean multiple people are healthy-ish, or Barstool Bob doesn’t want Carlyle to have an option to fuck up the top line.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Dec 28, 2009 10:55 AM PST via mobile reply actions

(throws confetti)

Hooray!

by g r a c e on Dec 28, 2009 11:04 AM PST up reply actions

I hope this means Getz and Carter are ready to play tomorrow. Chipchura wins the first round of “Kyle C. Survivor”.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Dec 28, 2009 11:08 AM PST via mobile up reply actions

via friends who were at practice today and spoke with Carter, his response to “are you playing tomorrow” was “most likely, yes”

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by SK eleven on Dec 28, 2009 2:09 PM PST up reply actions

Wow, look at you! Second-hand reporting is probably the strongest this blog has ever seen. :)

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Dec 28, 2009 2:20 PM PST up reply actions

HAHAHAHA! Normally, I wouldn’t even post anything like that…but since these friends of mine seem to have information that only significant others might know, I tend to roll with it when it comes from them

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by SK eleven on Dec 28, 2009 2:36 PM PST up reply actions

Yay! Thanks for sharing the inside dope, SK!

by g r a c e on Dec 28, 2009 3:57 PM PST up reply actions

thank you barstool bob…do the job RC couldnt bring himself to…im telling u calder must have been giving rc some head under the table….

hooray indeed grace

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 28, 2009 11:06 AM PST up reply actions

Good news for Spade

Calder put on waivers

by Evilducks on Dec 28, 2009 5:11 PM PST reply actions

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