This is the Text I got Sunday nite:
"Cowboy tattoo this week Puto!"
that was from my tattoo artist asshole cowboys fan. of course his dallas cowboys have got to the required 10 wins to win the bet. (in case u forgot or are new..we betted the first team cowboys or steelers that get to 10 wins the loser has to get the other teams logo tattooed on them)
"time to pay the fiddler"
of course Im a bitch and want to weasel out of it somehow...so i need your help coming up with an excuse to get out of it...I would put up a poll but my work for some reason wont let me use the "attach poll" option...doesnt let me use the image one either i have to manuallly do it thru html...but whatever fuck you work cock blocking assholes
here are some excuses I came up with..feel free to add or vote:
I can't get a tattoo because:
1. Just had surgery and the doctor said so (this is kinda true)
2. I just saw my friend get one and he got infected so Im traumatized
3. football isnt a real sport so it wasnt a real bet
4. I get aroused when you stick a needle in me...you dont want me getting a hard on and thinking impure thoughts about u when giving me a tatto right?
5. my dog ate my bet paying conscience
6. a star tattoo is against my religon (hes a christain rocker so he could be sympathetic)
7. ill tell everyone your really a woman if you give me the tat
8. you didnt say were so give it to me on my ass..i will fart thru the whole session this one im gonna actually try
9. ill get a fake one and say look i already got one...so i dont need one...ill mention u didnt say who had to give it to me
10. ill have my mom call him and say i died...but hes not invited to the funeral cuz i always thought he was an asshole
If I do end up getting one I promise to get a pic and post it here...lets hope Im able to get on my ass for pure comedy purposes
oh shit this is a hockey blog? ok heres my hockey take
the sharks can eat shit and die