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St. Louis Blues at Los Angeles Kings, Dec 5, 2009 1:00 PM PST






Here's a question: how good will Wayne Simmonds be?

It seems like a simple enough query: he'll be a great 3rd liner or an OK 2nd liner, right?  That is a pretty positive prediction and is what's expected from a 2nd round pick.  But the thing is, the Meat Train is looking more and more like a great 3rd liner or an OK 2nd liner right now, and he only just turned 21 years old.  He's on pace to score 30 goals and 48 points which seems a little unrealistic, but 20 goals and 40 points seems reasonable.  He fights, he plays good defense, he leads the league in awesome nicknames and melanin, and again, he only just turned 21 years old.  What the hell is this guy's ceiling?

The weirdest thing about Simmonds is that he was drafted as a project, and he still is.  Meat is a legit 6'2" and is listed at 182.  It's unrealistic to expect him to get up to 220 or anything, but another 20 lbs. of muscle is not an unrealistic expectation for him.  Can you imagine Wayne Simmonds with 20 more pounds of muscle?  Imagine him going into the corners weighing 200, not 180 like he is now.  The irony of Simmonds being nicknamed "Meat Train" is that right now he's skin and bones.  When he gets up in weight, though... Jesus, he's going to be good. 

I think the most reasonable comparison to Wayne Simmonds is Scott Hartnell.  Like Hartnell, Simmonds came up as a youngster because of his defensive capabilities; like Hartnell, Simmonds needed to add muscle to his frame to score goals.  They both fight and score and play a simple game that nevertheless gets results.  Basically, I expect Simmonds to be like Scott Hartnell except, you know, not a complete douche bag.

We've always upgraded Simmonds' ceiling, from project to Tom Kostopolous to Mike Grier to Chris Neil to Alex Burrows and now to Scott Hartnell.  The kid keeps impressing, keeps working, and I'm not sure that he's going to settle for just being Scott hartnell.  He's been carrying this team the past week or so, coming through while Anze Kopitar has been slumping.  I'm ready to climb aboard the Meat Train.  Wait, no, that felt funny coming out of my mouth.  Wait, no,

Prediction: Kings win, 3-2.  Goals by Simmonds (x2) and Brad Richardson.

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We’ve always upgraded Simmonds’ ceiling, from project to Tom Kostopolous to Mike Grier to Chris Neil to Alex Burrows and now to Scott Hartnell. The kid keeps impressing, keeps working, and I’m not sure that he’s going to settle for just being Scott Hartnell.

Hmm, what’s the next step in the progression, I wonder? A modern-day Dan Cleary? Or are we already past that?

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by Earl Sleek on Dec 5, 2009 12:51 PM PST reply actions  

I think from there it’d go up to someone like Brenden Morrow up to Jarome Iginla.

And Jesus Christ, Jack Johnson just go out-muscled by Paul Kariya on the Kings’ 3rd goal against. Paul Kariya!

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Dec 5, 2009 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

guys impressive hate to say..he was calm on that penalty shot goal against the sens

I like people who shake other people up and make them feel uncomfortable.
-Jim Morrison

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 5, 2009 11:52 PM PST up reply actions  

FROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Vodka is my copilot

by Niesy on Dec 5, 2009 3:41 PM PST reply actions  

One of my favorite hockey memories of any kind was when, at Frozen Fury 08, Simmonds fought some joke and I stood on my seat shouting “Kick that honkey Bitches ass!” (he did,BTW) I look to my right and there’s a Codi Rice look-alike giving me a dirty look. Surreal moment. Thought I’d share.

by yeah_eric on Dec 5, 2009 10:16 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

yea u made into the condi-rice’s look-a-likes dinner conversation…congrats

I like people who shake other people up and make them feel uncomfortable.
-Jim Morrison

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 5, 2009 11:51 PM PST up reply actions  

My brother in law went to that game yesterday, knows nothing about the NHL, first Kings game,and then when I saw him that night at Glacial Gardens for my sons mite game, he talking non-stp about the game. The only player he mentioned by name was Simmons.

by Mike in OC on Dec 6, 2009 9:20 AM PST reply actions  

Is your brother in law Tom Hanks?

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Dec 6, 2009 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

No, Tom Johnson why?

by Mike in OC on Dec 7, 2009 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Tom Hanks was at the game on Saturday and the Blues feed cut to him cheering a bunch. It was weird, almost as weird as Colin Hanks’ face.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Dec 7, 2009 5:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Well that was not him, but i told him your kick name for Simmonds, so i’m doin my part to help you spread it around there.

by Mike in OC on Dec 7, 2009 8:17 PM PST up reply actions  

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