Please help get fat Iowa Chops fans on Ellen DeGeneres Show

Courtesy of our good buddy Wyshynski at Puck Daddy, it turns out the Anaheim Ducks affiliate Iowa Chops have attracted some mainstream attention to their intermission shenanigans:

"See, the Iowa Chops have these flabby dudes called the Pork Bellies who come out between periods and get their Full Monty on. They're a bunch of Chops season ticket holders who started dancing at games as a gag, and now actually practice routines to perform during intermission. They're not the first team to have chubby guys dancing to pop hits, but they might be the first to have them storm the ice from the back of a U-Haul."

The gist is this: if this YouTube video can get 6,000 hits, the Pork Bellies will be invited onto the Ellen Degeneres show to bring their mockery onto a national stage. C'mon, hockey fans. This must happen.

I hereby authorize all technologically-capable Ducks fans to unleash their ASG Vote-Bots onto this YouTube site. Make it so.

almost 3 years ago Earl Sleek 5 comments 0 recs |

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Heh, brilliant! Already used my geek contacts to get this some circulation.

by Malurous on Feb 27, 2009 10:12 AM PST reply actions

It’s up to about 4,000 hits now… I decided to watch it with my computer mute, which I think is for the best since it says they’re dancing to “Womanizer”.

Everything was all good until… well, basically until the truck stopped. But a couple of those comments are funny: “this guys are studs haha ha” and “I’d tap that :)” I can only pray they aren’t serious.

Fuck you, Denis Gauthier. You deserved that 5-game suspension.

by Kevin Y on Feb 28, 2009 6:25 AM PST reply actions

Yeah, songs like Womanizer are so lyrically empty that sometimes I think the singer had just recently learned what the word meant, and thought “I should right a song about that”

But then I just chuckle and remember that they don’t write their own songs.

People who save up for a rainy day are like milk. And milk goes good with cookies, so you should have those people over for cookies.

by brokenyard on Feb 28, 2009 1:46 PM PST up reply actions

It’s got 6,286 views!

FTF: WAATMF (Where Acronyms are too much fun)

by idunno723 on Mar 2, 2009 6:45 PM PST reply actions

Sweet! Somebody has to post a video of the Ellen show of these losers*.

*Losers who are gonna be on national TV, for what it’s worth.

Fuck you, Denis Gauthier. You deserved that 5-game suspension.

by Kevin Y on Mar 3, 2009 12:58 PM PST up reply actions

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