Next Season

by RudyKelly on Feb 27, 2009 9:38 PM PST Comment 9 comments

Next season, the Kings will make the playoffs.

Next season, the Kings will capitalize on their chances.

Next season, the Kings will rely on experienced players like Alex Frolov, Dustin Brown and Anze Kopitar to lead the team.

Next season, the Kings won't give up 40 shots on goal.

Next season, the refs will give the Kings the benefit of the doubt.

Next season, Terry Murray will give the Kings' forwards more freedom because he knows they will be still be responsible defensively.

Next season, the Kings will make the playoffs.

Next season, Jonathan Quick will face stiff competition in goal that will make every goaltender in the Kings' system better.

Next season, the Kings will have to send a great young defenseman (Teubert) back to Junior because he will be beaten out by another great young defenseman (Hickey).

Next season, Oscar Moller will score 40 points.

Next season, Wayne Simmonds will use his strength to move the points out of the corner.

Next season, Derek Armstrong, Kyle Calder and Denis Gauthier won't be on the team.

Next season, the Kings will make the playoffs.

Next season, the Kings will make the playoffs because they lost games like tonight this season.

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You forgot one:

“Next season, the Kings will win the Stanley Cup, sweep every round, and Anze Kopitar will be a savior. It won’t matter, since they’ll probably move to Kansas City in the offseason.”

Fuck you, Denis Gauthier. You deserved that 5-game suspension.

by Kevin Y on Feb 28, 2009 6:27 AM PST reply actions 0 recs

Dude

Man, I was going to write this EXACT post in September.

Asshole.

Gross Misconduct with yours truly

by HockeyJoe on Feb 28, 2009 9:18 AM PST reply actions 0 recs

Sounds about right, but I’d save the post in case you need to dust it off about a year from now (with a few name edits.) Having been a Kings fan since 1974 I reserve my right to be cynical.

by TheChemist on Feb 28, 2009 9:42 AM PST reply actions 0 recs

Next season, Derek Armstrong, Kyle Calder and Denis Gauthier won’t be on the team.

I can’t wait to find out who the next generation of scapegoats will be.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 28, 2009 12:06 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

Might want to pass this around to others that might need to start looking at “next season”.

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Feb 28, 2009 6:24 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

I would but the Ducks aren’t going to make the playoffs next season either so it wouldn’t help them.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Feb 28, 2009 6:48 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Our feel-good pep talk isn’t about next season, it’s about two seasons ago.

But yeah, give it to those Sharks guys at the end of round two.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 28, 2009 7:28 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

ha! we are passing up round two this year and going all the way baby!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Mar 1, 2009 2:50 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

AHA!

So that’s the Sharks’ plan this year. In order to make it to Round 3: just pass up Round 2 altogether.

People who save up for a rainy day are like milk. And milk goes good with cookies, so you should have those people over for cookies.

by brokenyard on Mar 2, 2009 3:02 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

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