Teddy Purcell Doesn't Need a Nickname Contest

by RudyKelly on Mar 17, 2009 3:46 PM PDT Comment 6 comments

This is Ted Purcell, forever after known as Bailey:

Purcell and Bailey make the exact same facial expression is what you're supposed to notice. My brother noticed this, not me. He wanted me to make that clear because he's tired of me stealing his shit and passing it off as my own. I guess I'll just have to go back to ripping off Seanbaby and wwtdd like I usually do.

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Damn, based on that first photo I might start referring to Rob Niedermayer as “Puck Forehead”.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Mar 17, 2009 4:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

For Rob we could change it to Fuck Porehead.

For Teddy……..I like Black Magic. It just sounds good. lol.

hooked on quack

by tu madre on Mar 17, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Teddy “White Simmonds” Purcell

Nobody cares about your opinion.

by brokenyard on Mar 17, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

I wonder how far away from Niedermayer that puck really is… God, don’t y’all love the magic of photography?

Fuck you, Denis Gauthier. You deserved that 5-game suspension.

by Kevin Y on Mar 19, 2009 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah, sadly, the last guy I called “Puck Forehead” was only two BoC posts prior. I might need to start getting a little more creative.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Mar 19, 2009 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

With that slack-jawed expression I expected Teddy Purcell to sound like Lenny from “Of Mice and Men” when he had that interview with Patrick “Ryan” O’Neal, but I was surprised he’s actually a smooth talking young guy. He still looks like his head whistles when he skates out there though.

by Irish Pat on Mar 18, 2009 9:34 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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