Ducks Gameday—Nine games to go, a frightening opponent
Anaheim Ducks (top eight!) at Colorado Avalanche (top fifteen!)
Psst, buddy, wanna get Mile High?
I am so goddamn scared, I tell you. On the one hand, the Ducks have miraculously gotten exactly where we want 'em, holding tight to that eighth spot with nine games left to play -- the hope of a postseason BoC isn't dead yet. On the other hand, though, the Ducks travel to play the 15th-place Avalanche tonight, and while that seems somewhat promising, the Ducks haven't been a great team at taking "easy" points. In fact, if you look at Anaheim's record this year against bottom-ish teams (ATL, COL, DAL, LAK, NYI, PHX, TBL, TOR), the Ducks have won 8 games in regulation and their opponents have won 9.

Yeah, that's my rendition of a little yeti with a big shadow. Deal with it.
But I dunno, maybe all the Ducks needed was some late-season Sleek pessimism to get 'em over their speedbumps -- here's my gameday predictions for the last four games:
NSH@ANA
Prediction: At this point, my main focus isn't winning -- the Ducks are probably better off looking at how they can end the season below the Kings in the standings (for a better draft position). Ducks 2, Predators 4. Goals by Tigh and Hera.
ANA@PHX
Prediction: I finally set my sights on the Ducks losing, and they win?! They'll get it right tonight, though. 'Yotes 4, Ducks 3. Goals by Nick at Nite, Fake-Pahlsson, and Vishdog 2.0.
PHX@ANA
Prediction: I won't be around for the start of the game, but I'll join in somewhere in the middle. Ducks lose 3-2 and blow my spreadsheet to bits. Goals by Pahlsson (the real one somehow) and Rob Niedermayer.
ANA@NSH
Prediction: Ducks lose 4-1. Goal scored by Positivity the pesky dog.
Largely out of character (I think this matches the total number of losses I predicted in the prior 2 1/2 seasons of gameday posts), but it's a post-Pahlsson universe now, and I can gladly be wrong each and every damn time...well, until the first time it really fails me.
Prediction: Avs 3, Ducks 2. Goals by the Wizard of Niewski and the Prince of Onger. I'm iffy on the comments tonight -- if I do make an appearance, it'll probably be towards the end of the game.
Go Ducks.
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Has Positivity the pesky dog been sent down to Iowa?
I think we should pick up Negativity the narcissistic cat. (he might be cocky, but he’s a real cool cat.)
Nice cartoon Sleek. It made me chuckle.
hooked on quack
Has Positivity the pesky dog been sent down to Iowa?
Yeah, let’s hope he clears waivers. But he definitely needs some ice time, and just wasn’t getting enough minutes with the big club.
I think we should pick up Negativity the narcissistic cat. (he might be cocky, but he’s a real cool cat.)
Eight games left after this — depending on how things go, we may get an appearance.
http://www.battleofcali.com/
Is this reverse jinx working??
wonder if it will work to get the Sharks past the second round?
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
by ang6666 on Mar 25, 2009 8:53 AM PDT reply actions
Well, let’s not get too crazy optimistic just yet — it is still only four wins against Phoenix and Nashville, not necessarily the most outrageous achievement (though for this Ducks team, it’s like Rushmore on top of Kilamanjaro).
Still, can’t complain about it thus far. Even though the Ducks have surrendered standings points to eight of its last nine opponents and blown third-period leads with amazing regularity, here they are in the 8th seed. Amazing.
http://www.battleofcali.com/
hey now!! I’m sure you can muster some little bit of positive energy for the Sharks … I have mustered a bit less bitterness for the ducks this season … given their performance … ya know … the whole, can’t kick a dog when it’s down thing. but now that they are in the playoff running (#7 as of now), perhaps it means I can go back to hating them again … :)
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
by ang6666 on Mar 26, 2009 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions
u guys did kick us when were down…..i know cuz me and sleek witnessed it…how cruel is it..when we pay a tribute to an ex-player…the crowd gives a standing ovation…then he scores the winning goal….sounds like kicking when down to me….could have let us scored a goal…or two…u dont need the gawd damn points we doooo!!!!!
El Spade-o
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 26, 2009 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Now now, Spade. There’s still two games remaining where the Sharks could be extra generous. If the Ducks win ’em and the Sharks lose ’em, it could set up for a nice #2-#7 BoC matchup.
Maybe it’s time for some under-the-table dealing.
http://www.battleofcali.com/
would be epic to have such a match-up…we would expect more out of you though in this blog..u ready for that?
El Spade-o
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 26, 2009 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions
..u ready for that?
I’m never ready, but whatever. At least PuckToons won’t get in my way.
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too much positivty…shit…why worry were not making the playoffs!!!
El Spade-o
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 26, 2009 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions
the return of the sleek toons
has been good….
gotta give props to jiggy..ive been down on him this year…(although losing your dad might fuck things up)…but his leg save and that cross ice save was classic…and he didnt stink up the shoot out…gotta give him love
still not on the cautious side….gotta stop hitting goal posts…cash those fuckers in…
if the ducks have any tesicles…theyll win tonite…
the question is who starts in goal? hiller right?…or
El Spade-o
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 25, 2009 8:56 AM PDT reply actions
the question is who starts in goal? hiller right?…or
I’d guess Hiller, but I don’t know if I should be trusted based on my faulty prediction streak.
Here’s what’s cool, though — it seemingly doesn’t matter right now who gets the call. Both goalies have been pretty excellent of late and both have stolen us points. To be honest, I don’t know if the Giguere-Hiller tandem has worked out better at any point in the season as it has in the past week.
http://www.battleofcali.com/
Is it bad or good
That we picked the Ducks to make the playoffs in the latest podcast?
How does that affect your positivity?
Tough to say, but so long as everyone continues doing what they did this past week, we may pull this off yet.
http://www.battleofcali.com/
being negative is sooooo easy…i can so pull this offf!!!!
El Spade-o
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 25, 2009 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Well, this helps a little
The Colorado Avalanche Hockey Club announced today that center Paul Stastny will miss 2-4 weeks due to a broken foot.
Link.
No word if the Avs are willing to forfeit the game.
http://www.battleofcali.com/
2-4 weeks
Translation: “the rest of the season.”
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Ducks have made me look like a fool on other message boards, I called the season over and they start winning…. I still think Jiggy’s been more lucky than good lately. This season he’s been uncharacteristically [damn that’s a lot of word modifiers] out of position.

Also, why does the Shark look like he as a loaded diaper? Could it be that he is scared of a first round Ducks-Sharks matchup? We can only hope….
I called the season over and they start winning….
You’re definitely not alone there. I figured the team was finished after the game they lost to Travis Moen (and wasn’t afraid to tell Spade that many times), thus my transition into predicting losses.
But hey, even though the Ducks have made me look stupid on plenty of occasions this year, at least now they are doing better than expected. That’s a welcome change.
http://www.battleofcali.com/
Your new favorite site shows the Ducks with better than a 50% chance of making the playoffs. Never thought I’d see that again. Especially since they were at 18% after the loss to SJ.
I still think Jiggy’s been more lucky than good lately.
Meant to say something here, too. I’ll agree with some of this — definitely he got lucky on Sullivan’s OT flub, and I think probably on the shot that Scotty Niedermayer blocked.
But compared to where he was post-ASG, I think he’s improved a good deal. There were a few saves yesterday that I think would have gone in a couple of months ago.
http://www.battleofcali.com/
Also, why does the Shark look like he as a loaded diaper? Could it be that he is scared of a first round Ducks-Sharks matchup?
It could be. It’s kind of suspicious that the night that the Ducks earned 2 points to push temporarily into the 7th seed, the Sharks got a point to get out of the 2nd seed.
Scaredy-cats.
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All this hopeful sounding, ready-to-be-positive-again talk is starting to prepare me for a disappointing loss tonight.
Nobody cares about your opinion.
Well I guess I can be disappointed some other night… right now it looks like we’re playing an AHL team, which is actually kind of true.
Nobody cares about your opinion.
Am I the only one who has chuckled with every goal the Ducks scored. From the very first goal, every one has made me laugh. Fantastic.
Nobody cares about your opinion.
Oof, I didn't make it
Did we win? :)
Being wrong all the time never felt so good.
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Yeah, no kidding. Looks like the Wizard of Niewski had himself quite a game, along with just about everybody.
Except, sort of unbelievably — Ryan Getzlaf, Bobby Ryan, Scott Niedermayer, and Chris Pronger were all kept off the scoresheet.
http://www.battleofcali.com/
Yeah, if only they had stepped up and contributed, perhaps this game wouldn’t have been so close.
Nobody cares about your opinion.
thats some funny shit right there hahahaha
El Spade-o
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 26, 2009 6:21 AM PDT up reply actions
ducks actually beating teams there supose to beat
im totally thrown off now….what are suppose to do? suppose to think…what the fuck is going on sleek?….my world is not the world i know anymore?……
do we stay pessimistic? i guess since it got us 5 games in row….ill call it now…well lose badly on friday
El Spade-o
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 26, 2009 7:02 AM PDT reply actions
oh, and Jessica Holmes is cute little petite girl I would love to throw around in an extremely sexual way.
hooked on quack
maybe you should sit the next play out (anchorman)
El Spade-o
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 26, 2009 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions
bad news sleek
i read that sami would love to sign back with chicago….not sure…if thats just “im not gonna make waves on my new team” talk….but he said he likes the city etc…..no sami re-sign?
is nickolodeon winning your heart?
El Spade-o
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 26, 2009 3:24 PM PDT reply actions
I don’t suspect he’s itching to sign in Anaheim after being dumped at the deadline.
Whatever, I guess. Chicago or one of 28 other clubs — that makes no difference to me. I don’t know if I’m going to stress about it for three straight months until July 1st, though, especially based on rumor or hearsay. That’s an issue for way down the road.
http://www.battleofcali.com/

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