THE Loui Eriksson???
Holy shit, did you guys know that if you guys go to the Kings game on Thursday you can see Loui Eriksson? Yeah, THE Loui Eriksson! How fucking exciting is that??? I mean, Loui Eriksson, in my hometown! I can't wait. You better buy your tickets now, this shit is going to sell like hotcakes.*
*OK, this is a little unfair to Eriksson (who is a good young player), but seriously, there's like 5 people on the Stars that you would advertise to rival fanbases before you get to Eriksson. Also, do hotcakes sell? I think it's time to update that simile to something a little more current. I nominate "Jonas Brothers tickets." No matter how hard I try, I just can't see those boys!**
**I'm not a fan of their music per se but I sure do love abstinence!***
***I'm fucking tired, I'm going to bed.
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Alright, I'll admit it
I live in Chicago, sure, but I have the center Ice package. I’ve probably seen just about every Kings game this year, including all the games against the Stars. I watched all of last night’s game, despite the NCAA tournament being on at the same time.
I feel like I’ve never heard of Loui Eriksson.
I could name like 12 guys on the Stars, and he would not be one of them (from memory: Modano, Turco, Zubov, Sydor, Lehtonen, Ott, Barch, Ribiero, Daley, Richards, Neal, Robidas). Nope. No Eriksson in there.
Here's why I hate Loui Eriksson
Because I thought I was being awfully clever selecting him in the 18th round, 327th overall — and it would have been maybe my best pick of the draft.
Except four games into the season, when he was scoreless and a -2, I dropped him to snag Ryane Clowe. Not that Clowe was a bad pickup (thanks, PJ!), but I had other useless players to drop instead. It wasn’t my undoing (that would be goaltending while Ryan Miller was hurt), but it hurt to see him put up points like crazy.
So Loui, next time you plan on being a 33-goal scorer, let me know somewhere in your first four games, OK asshole?
http://www.battleofcali.com/
You know who else is an asshole? Ryan Miller. Injured? Whatever, pussy. So I have the best record in my H2H Fantasy Pool and then in the first round of the playoffs the #16 team beats me because Miller’s a crybaby.
Do you have any idea the embarrassment that comes with that? I’m the laughing stock of the pool :(
Then whaddya know, as soon as I’m out, he comes back and plays 2 good games and earns lots of points. RAAAAAAAHHHHH
Nobody cares about your opinion.

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