This Made Me Laugh
Courtesy Inside the Kings, Terry Murray talks about the power play:
``Our power play has been real good at critical times. The secret is that we're shooting the puck."
Cal Clutterbuck: "Hey Brownie, your guys' power play has been amazing everytime we play you. What's your secret?
Dustin Brown: "Sorry, uh, Clutty, I can't tell you that. It's a secret."
Cal Clutterbuck: "C'mon dude, we're bash brothers. We live by the checking code, you can tell me."
DB: "I can't, I'm sorry. If Terry found out he'd kill me."
Cal Clutterbuck: "Please? I'm trying to figure out the NHL and I could really use the help. Is it an umbrella, is there some sort of cycle you guys are using. Just give me a hint."
DB: "Alright, I'll tell you, but you have to swear you won't tell anyone."
Cal Clutterbuck: "I swear I won't tell anyone or my name isn't Cal Clutterbuck."
DB: "OK, here it is." *whispers "We shoot the puck."
Silence
Cal Clutterbuck: "Are you retarded?"
DB: "Quite possibly."
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I’m with sleza. There are a lot of teams who haven’t figured out that scoring on the powerplay involves shooting the puck towards the net. In fact, that’s part of the reason Kyle Quincey has been so beastly on the power play in terms of assists. He shoots the puck and good things happen.
I wish he wouldn’t have said that. It give credence to all the stupid fucks that always seem to congregate around me at games screaming, “shoot!’ over and over, normally followed by "flying V!” or “go for a hail mary!”
what?!?!
you don’t like it when people yell, “shoot!!!!”. Then get fed up when it bounces off the defending foward’s shin or skate?
Why did Dustin Brown get shortened to DB, after his first line, but the longer and eaiser-to-misspell Cal Clutterbuck continued to be fully written out?
Why do I notice these things?

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