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Courtesy Inside the Kings, Terry Murray talks about the power play:

 

``Our power play has been real good at critical times. The secret is that we're shooting the puck."

 

Cal Clutterbuck: "Hey Brownie, your guys' power play has been amazing everytime we play you.  What's your secret?

Dustin Brown: "Sorry, uh, Clutty, I can't tell you that.  It's a secret."

Cal Clutterbuck: "C'mon dude, we're bash brothers.  We live by the checking code, you can tell me."

DB: "I can't, I'm sorry.  If Terry found out he'd kill me."

Cal Clutterbuck: "Please?  I'm trying to figure out the NHL and I could really use the help.  Is it an umbrella, is there some sort of cycle you guys are using.  Just give me a hint."

DB: "Alright, I'll tell you, but you have to swear you won't tell anyone."

Cal Clutterbuck: "I swear I won't tell anyone or my name isn't Cal Clutterbuck."

DB: "OK, here it is."  *whispers  "We shoot the puck."

Silence

Cal Clutterbuck: "Are you retarded?"

DB: "Quite possibly."

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Sadly there’re teams who haven’t realize that yet… not very nice to watch your team to waste 2 minutes of perfectly good power play by passing the puck to each others…

Как же так может быть?

by sleza on Mar 8, 2009 11:14 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I’m with sleza. There are a lot of teams who haven’t figured out that scoring on the powerplay involves shooting the puck towards the net. In fact, that’s part of the reason Kyle Quincey has been so beastly on the power play in terms of assists. He shoots the puck and good things happen.

by klink3115 on Mar 8, 2009 11:49 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Speaking of which, I met Kyle Quincey today at sport chalet. It was probably the greatest day of my life. He said that he liked my moccasins.

by klink3115 on Mar 8, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wish he wouldn’t have said that. It give credence to all the stupid fucks that always seem to congregate around me at games screaming, “shoot!’ over and over, normally followed by "flying V!” or “go for a hail mary!”

by Nut on Mar 8, 2009 2:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

what?!?!

you don’t like it when people yell, “shoot!!!!”. Then get fed up when it bounces off the defending foward’s shin or skate?

by buddahead9 on Mar 8, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So that’s how they do it!

by PeterR on Mar 8, 2009 5:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Why did Dustin Brown get shortened to DB, after his first line, but the longer and eaiser-to-misspell Cal Clutterbuck continued to be fully written out?

Why do I notice these things?

by IAmJoe on Mar 8, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Because I can’t get tired of writing “Cal Clutterbuck.”

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Mar 8, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Very observant… too observent.

One of these days, somebody is gonna announce his name on the PA and accidentally say “Clutterfuck”… just you wait.

Fuck you, Denis Gauthier. You deserved that 5-game suspension.

by Kevin Y on Mar 8, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jon Stewart would love this guy

People who save up for a rainy day are like milk. And milk goes good with cookies, so you should have those people over for cookies.

by brokenyard on Mar 8, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love him too for ruining Corey Perry tonight

by Nut on Mar 8, 2009 10:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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