That Felt Like a Playoff Game

by RudyKelly on Mar 9, 2009 10:15 PM PDT

-Matt Greene is a Goddamned sexual tyrannosaurus.

-I really like watching Oscar Moller and Wayne Simmonds out there at the same time, but poor Moller is getting his ass kicked every night. I think he might get sent down to Seattle ~~when~~ if Williams gets healthy.

-You know who I love? Drew Doughty. I know, I probably say it a lot, but I love that little guy. I want to lie in bed and talk about my feelings with him, and then we can get up and make chocolate chip pancakes together and he can playfully dab chocolate on my nose and then kiss it off. You know, just regular thoughts everyone has.

-Teddy Purcell has played great the past few games. Has anyone missed Patrick O'Sullivan since he left? Also, that was awesome when Purcell called Patrick O'Neal "Ryan" at the end of his interview. You suck, Patrick O'Neal.

-I think Heidi Androl is what Joe Posnanski would call "infomercial hot." She's what people settle for when they can't get a real hot chick to pitch for them. Another example would be the chick from the Rosetta Stone commercials. I mean, I'd totally scramble their eggs, but you know what I mean.

-Jonathan Quick scares the shit out of me, but he gets the job done.

-That Kopitar check on Burrows in the 3rd period was better than any goal Kopitar has scored this season.

-Fucking Kings, now I'm starting to think they can make the playoffs. Here's where they'll screw me, just you watch.

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Goddamn you, Gauthier, scoring and helping the Kings actually win a game for once. I fucking hate you.

Not only have the Kings gone 3-0-0 on this three-game homestand, but they beat three good goaltenders in Turco, Backstrom, and Luongo. The team has to feel confident about their play right now… and if they make the playoffs, well I probably won’t be able to make the games because of work and school, with my luck. But it’s very possible. It’s not likely, according to SCS, because of all the teams in front of them (only 6 points separate 6th and 13th place. Also, consider the fact that #15 Colorado has 29 wins, and #7 Edmonton has 31.)

Here’s a bold prediction: either the Kings make the playoffs this season, or the Sharks make the second round of the playoffs. And I think we all know which one is more likely to happen (sorry, Sharks fans).

Fuck you, Denis Gauthier. You deserved that 5-game suspension.

by Kevin Y on Mar 9, 2009 10:53 PM PDT reply actions

Third round.

We got the whole making the second round thing down. It’s that damned 8th win that’s the problem.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Mar 10, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions

I want to lie in bed and talk about my feelings with him, and then we can get up and make chocolate chip pancakes together and he can playfully dab chocolate on my nose and then kiss it off. You know, just regular thoughts everyone has.

Get out of my head Rudy!

Go Kings!

by andrewHarkins on Mar 9, 2009 11:26 PM PDT reply actions

Excellent Predator quote usage. I think Moller needs to spend all offseason doing P90X and drinking MuscleMilk, and then he should be ok. He’s just too small. I felt especially bad for him when Steve Bernier gave him that cold shoulder.

by Nut on Mar 10, 2009 5:34 AM PDT reply actions

Battle of California…where you only get post-game blogging if they win.

by Brad Gardner on Mar 10, 2009 6:55 AM PDT reply actions

I think Heidi Androl

is a bit better looking than Infomercial hot. Not overwhelmingly so however, but I think that infomercial hot could be better applied to other female sports show personalities.

You know what? Fuck you Sports Gods, fuck you.

by bluemax on Mar 10, 2009 12:35 PM PDT reply actions

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