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by RudyKelly on Apr 17, 2009 7:55 AM PDT Comment 18 comments

This isn't really in the whole realm of our blog or anything, but this came to me and I thought I should share it:

Doesn't Chris Mason look like a midget? Like if you just look at his profile picture, he looks like a little person.

...I don't know, maybe it's just me.

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This isn’t really in the whole realm of our blog or anything…

Nonsense. This is right in our wheelhouse — hard-hitting midget-resemblance news that the MSM doesn’t have the balls to report.

I totally see it — he’s like a megamidget.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 17, 2009 7:59 AM PDT reply actions

Agreed

I was trying to figure out what “this” in Rudy’s post referred to, because it couldn’t possibly be midget coverage. I just assumed there was a whole BoC beat dedicated to that.

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by Dominik on Apr 17, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions

There’s a “midgets rule” tag here. ’Nuff said.

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by Doogie2K on Apr 17, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions

It's true

I swing by here daily for my midget news updates.

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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 17, 2009 8:44 AM PDT reply actions

i could totally see him with an elf hat singing “we can dance if we want to”

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 17, 2009 9:05 AM PDT reply actions

S-A-F-E-T-Y dance!!!

Just leave Heidi Androl alone!

by DodgerBlueBalls on Apr 17, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcOZ6xFxJqg

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by Doogie2K on Apr 17, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions

He’s the one who checks his cell phone when Derek’s phone rings, right?

by Nut on Apr 17, 2009 9:32 AM PDT reply actions

Yeah, that part gets me every time.

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by RudyKelly on Apr 17, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions

That’s Chris Mason on the far right, holding the map in his right hand and the bottle of Hootch in his left hand…

Just leave Heidi Androl alone!

by DodgerBlueBalls on Apr 17, 2009 10:05 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs

I cannot stop laughing… dear God that is funny.

by Irish Pat on Apr 17, 2009 12:41 PM PDT reply actions

Inspired by this I took a little time to check out what dwarfism is all about on Wiki. I don’t know if anyone was a Nickelodeon fan when they were younger, or an SNL fan currently, but holy shit this is Keenan.

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by Mr. Plank on Apr 17, 2009 3:21 PM PDT reply actions

Don’t know if anyone cares but I’m covering the Pens-Flyers series for James over at Cycle Like the Sedins.

Nope, nobody cares? Alright then.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Apr 17, 2009 3:35 PM PDT reply actions

I eagerly await the revelation of Pittsburgh’s all-midget team.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 17, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions

Aren’t we supposed to call them “little people” now?

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by Morbo on Apr 17, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions

When they are truly miniscule, yes. But Chris Mason’s a regular-sized dude who just looks like a midget — I think the term is fine there.

He’s a finely-bearded midget now, I should add.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 17, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions

That's awful big of you folks to post

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by spectr17 on Apr 18, 2009 12:02 AM PDT reply actions

looks....

more like wooly willy

by prettyspiffy816 on Apr 18, 2009 7:46 PM PDT reply actions

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