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BoC Gameday—Will the Ducks be a speed bump or a roadblock on Shark Street?

Tomorrow night:
Anaheim Ducks (8th in west) at San Jose Sharks (1st in west)
Ducks lead series 1-0; JavaGeek Odds: SJS 52%
Go to Fear the Fin, where they have placed a ban on the word "annual".

Woo hoo!  Anaheim's not getting swept!

According to that JavaGeek link above, not only are the Sharks still favorites to win this series, but if not for goaltending, the Ducks would have lost G1 by a score of 3.1 to 1.2.  Even Coach Carlyle admits that Anaheim was "very, very fortunate to get the shutout and get the hockey game." If Sharks bloggers' responsibility is to preach calm among San Jose fans, I think it falls on me to remind Ducks fans to keep their cool as well -- we've seen this team blow a lot of leads this year, and while the Ducks did snag home ice advantage in G1, they haven't won three straight at home since mid-December. 

Frankly, I don't know how many opportunities I'll have to post with the Ducks leading this BoC series. So I guess I should throw this in now:

Sharkduckcurse_medium
Drink up, hockey fans. It's April.

But that's not to say that I'm not on the verge of ecstatic; the Ducks can put an explosive oxygen tank squarely in the Sharks' mouth if they can duplicate a G2 miracle in San Jose.  In order to really take the edge in this series, Jonas Hiller and his pipes must stay rock-solid (and yes, Francois Allaire must be re-signed for sure), special teams must continue to deliver, and Anaheim needs to do its best impression of a disciplined team.

I'm posting a day earlier than usual -- partially because it's the weekend and partially because I'm awesome -- but I should be around for the full game tomorrow night, either in these comments or if there's a newer post.  Be fully prepared, Ducks fans -- usually when this team starts believing their own hype, they get demolished.  Feel free to stop by -- should be liver-threateningly drink-inducing.

Unrelated: One of the non-playoff storylines this spring is the Avalanche's search for a new general manager to replace ousted Francois Giguere.  My suggestion?  They should limit their GM hunt to candidates with the last name "Hiller".

Prediction: Say it with me.  Pronger gets booed.

Go Ducks.

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I’m openly rooting for a seven game series at this point. I don’t want the BoC to end.

When I'm not battling in California:

http://www.cyclelikesedins.com

by jamestobrien on Apr 18, 2009 10:57 AM PDT reply actions  

The ECHL Stockton Thunder vs Ontario Reign or NHL San Jose Sharks vs Anaheim Ducks one?

by pj48 on Apr 18, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Now knowing G1’s result, I’m sort of pulling for a four-game series myself.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 18, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hahahaha. I wouldn’t mind that. Then again, all the "fin"atics around here would beat me senseless with their now useless foam playoff fins.

Palmdale, come back to me...

by Cooper35 on Apr 18, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hilarious, and unnerving, cartoon.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on Apr 18, 2009 12:34 PM PDT reply actions  

whose side are you on??

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 18, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Being a Bay Area sports fan makes me naturally pessimistic.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Proud father of Juan Carlos Perez. Think Albert Pujols at second.

by marcello on Apr 18, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’ll be interesting to see if the Thornton line gets moved off the Getzlaf line, or if Marleau gets moved to a different line. The Sharks need to do something to take advantage of their forward depth against the Ducks.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Apr 18, 2009 1:04 PM PDT reply actions  

It might be worth doing, but the Sharks for years had a Thornton / Marleau split, and it seemed that the Niedermayer / Pronger split was good for dealing with that sort of 2-headed monster.

But yeah, this coaching chess is pretty fascinating.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 18, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought Mike was crazy at first but now I think the Sharks should put Joe on a line with 2 scrubs and make him create goals by himself.

Roenick/Thornton/Cheechoo
Michalek/Pavelski/Clowe
Marleau/Mitchell/Setoguchi
Moen/Goc/Grier

That’s 3 lines that have to be defended. Looks good to me.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Apr 18, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think Mitchell will be ready yet (even if he is, do you a start a guy that hasn’t played a game all season?), so this is what I got.

Marleau-Thornton-Setoguchi
Michalek-Pavelski-Clowe
Roenick-Goc-Cheechoo
Moen-Plihal-Grier

I’ve talked a lot about this already on FTF, but you throw out Plihal against Getzlaf, especially with the last change at home- they’re not really considered a “fourth line” as in they’re not getting typical fourth-line minutes.

Shelley shouldn’t be dressed. He was dressed against Calgary last year when Sarich took a run at Patty and that didn’t change anything obviously. Why you shorten your bench by playing him for three minutes I’ll never know.

Fear The Fin: Where The Past Is Overrated

by Mr. Plank on Apr 18, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

you throw out Plihal against Getzlaf, especially with the last change at home- they’re not really considered a "fourth line" as in they’re not getting typical fourth-line minutes.

Yeah, but if you’re hard-matching against Getzlaf’s line, that means somebody else lines up against Parros, and so you’re going to be shortchanging some other line. In other words, Plihal won’t be a fourth line center, but somebody else will be.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 18, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right. You are letting ANA dictate how you play your skill players if you do that. The Plihal line will end up with about 20 minutes and you still need to find time for your top 6 guys.

by Rob Parker on Apr 18, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t get into too much here due to space constraints, but it was a half-half type deal. The “shutdown line” (Plihal’s) would see half the time against Getz, while Thornton’s and/or Pavelski’s would see the other half.

What it comes down to is trying to get favorable matchups, something McLellan didn’t really do all too effectively in game one. San Jose’s top line got outplayed, and yet was thrown out there every time in 5 v 5.

I’m confident in our scoring depth versus Anaheim’s, and having Big Joe go toe-to-toe with Getzlaf nullifies that a bit. On the road it’s going to be a lot tougher, but at home you have a lot more opportunities to take advantage of it.

Double shifting Patty as the “fourth line center” wouldn’t be a bad idea either (like you alluded to). There’s some links to more of this thought process found here if you’re interested.

Sorry for linking stuff by the way (I think this is my second time doing it on BoC today)- it irks me, but at least it’s relevant.

Fear The Fin: Where The Past Is Overrated

by Mr. Plank on Apr 18, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m posting a day earlier than usual — partially because it’s the weekend and partially because I’m awesome

And partially because the Ducks won on Friday. Just sayin’.

It’s funny how a win can change the whole fanbase’s attitude towards a series, and life in general. I’m sitting on pins and needles over here.

Great cartoon Sleek.

Fear The Fin: Where The Past Is Overrated

by Mr. Plank on Apr 18, 2009 2:07 PM PDT reply actions  

And partially because the Ducks won on Friday. Just sayin’.

Thursday, dude. And it was a huge one, especially with this extra day off. Everyone just has to wait longer for the Sharks’ response, which should be scary as hell.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 18, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t even get my days straight anymore Sleek. These last two days have felt like a year.

That win was big-time, no doubt. Anytime you force a team (that has a ton of pressure on them to perform this postseason) to fight for a split at home you’ve done your job admirably.

Any word on game four availability yet? With Spade and James T going it will be a perfect opportunity to pretend like we can be friends during a playoff series ;)

Fear The Fin: Where The Past Is Overrated

by Mr. Plank on Apr 18, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I’m out for attending G4 or any pre-game drinking, but I could meet up after the game.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 18, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

It all depends on the ride situation really- I’m not sure if my buddy (who will be driving) wants to stay late. We’re about 2 1/2 hours away from Anaheim. I’ll let you know before Thursday.

Fear The Fin: Where The Past Is Overrated

by Mr. Plank on Apr 18, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

yo plank is that really you in the pic.?

El Spade-o

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 19, 2009 1:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes sir. Don’t have the bars now though, growing a playoff beard. And I grew my hair out. Basically I look like nothing like that anymore.

Fear The Fin: Where The Past Is Overrated

by Mr. Plank on Apr 19, 2009 2:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

the bars was the best part man……your killing me softly plank

El Spade-o

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 19, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

God forbid this situation arises, but if the Ducks oust the Sharks I’ll have a good headstart on bringing em’ back.

Fear The Fin: Where The Past Is Overrated

by Mr. Plank on Apr 19, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude im totally rubbing off on some Boc’ers…Plank just got spade-idus

El Spade-o

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 19, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

rubbing off? rubbing what exactly??

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 19, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

how did i know…iwas gonna get a comment from you on this haha

El Spade-o

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 19, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, you have no idea man. Ang is like a dog in heat this time of year.

Fear The Fin: Where The Past Is Overrated

by Mr. Plank on Apr 19, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

: |

Nobody cares about your opinion.

by brokenyard on Apr 19, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

this time of year? don’t you mean all the time??

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 19, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha ha !

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 19, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the link, Sleek. I saw you voiced similar concerns while I was preparing that post.

And if the Ducks can pull off an impression of a disciplined team, I’ll be giving them the edge in this series, or at least a citizen’s nomination for an Oscar.

by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Apr 18, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, I should point out that when I say they should do their best impression, that doesn’t mean a penalty-free game. Just about the best they can muster towards that — let’s say one PK per period. That’d be stupendous.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 18, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jonas Hiller and the importance of days off

I just calculated a few numbers surrendering Jonas Hiller’s goaltending this season.

When he plays a game after playing the night before:
— 6 GP, 0-4-0, 15 GA on 112 shots, 3.23 GAA, 0.866 sv%

When he plays a game and didn’t play the night before:
— 41 GP, 24-11-1, 84 GA on 1,140 shots, 2.22 GAA, .926 sv%

I don’t know if the first set is a big enough sample size, but apparently thank goodness there’s no B2B games scheduled in this round, at least. From the looks of things, that’s worth an extra GA-per-game right there.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 18, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

During the Phoenix game, Hayward was saying that HIller needed to work on making more position saves when he didn’t have his best stuff on the tail end of back to backs. The kid likes those athletic saves; so I guess I can see what Hayzie’s saying.

by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Apr 18, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

am i the only one show loves the new sirlon burger jack commerical……i can sing along like really gooodl……sleek drinking beforehand?…..lets make it happen….lets win tommorow…fuck it……………..

El Spade-o

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 19, 2009 1:31 AM PDT reply actions  

i dont think ive ever been more drunker than now

El Spade-o

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 19, 2009 1:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Count me in on that, though Thursday I was sloshed too.

Fear The Fin: Where The Past Is Overrated

by Mr. Plank on Apr 19, 2009 2:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

……sleek drinking beforehand?…..

Today the magic eight ball says “Yes, indeed.”

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 19, 2009 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

sleek your cartoon..is making me laugh my ass off…oh and i was an ace on pool tonite…seriously

El Spade-o

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 19, 2009 1:33 AM PDT reply actions  

There is no President's Trophy curse!

Damn you people! The President’s Trophy winner has won more Stanley Cups since the award was created in 1985 (7) than any other overall ranking, and has made it to at least the conference finals 14 of 22 times. And if my site was working, I would be able to show you the numbers, but it’s fucked at the moment for some reason. The post is here, whenever the site starts working again.

Anyway, considering the fact that there are 16 playoff teams, several of which are legitimate contenders, I’d say that’s a damned good clearance rate.

SNN Sports - A theoretical Oilers blog (i.e. theoretically, I write stuff there)

by Doogie2K on Apr 19, 2009 9:38 AM PDT reply actions  

Hey, if only 50% of the curses referenced in my punchline turn out to be bullshit, that’s actually better than my typical ratio. :)

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 19, 2009 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh I know. It’s just something that comes up every year and drives me batshit insane every time.

SNN Sports - A theoretical Oilers blog (i.e. theoretically, I write stuff there)

by Doogie2K on Apr 19, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

A) So I guess the Sharks plan to double-negative their chances failed

B) I think the point is still that the President’s Trophy winner is more likely not to win the Cup than they are to win it.

Nobody cares about your opinion.

by brokenyard on Apr 19, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

A) I choose to pretend that was the joke. ;)

B) Sure, but they’re far more likely to win the Cup than any other team, which makes the concept of a “curse” sort of silly. I mean, no one talks about the second-overall curse, and they’ve won just two Stanley Cups since Montreal completed their dynasty in 1979 after finishing one point back of the Islanders.

SNN Sports - A theoretical Oilers blog (i.e. theoretically, I write stuff there)

by Doogie2K on Apr 19, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you wanna get technical about it

… there are no curses, period. (Well, unless one is of a certain religious persuasion, I suppose, but we best not go there.)

I look at all sports “curse” memes not in the context of whether there is any reality/stats to back them up, but rather whether there is a fanbase neurosis that sets in once said “curse” appears to be happening again. Like when two completely different rosters six years apart suffer similar fates, and the fan reaction is “we did it again.”

After you’ve withstood 82 games to determine yours is the best team in hockey (a more legit test of a team’s overall quality in my book, but don’t tell the God of Stanley), it’s a whole new level of self-induced psychological torture to explain how your team didn’t win the trophy that everyone recognizes as being awarded to the best team in hockey. Second overall and no Cup sucks horribly, but first overall and no Cup gets one truly fuming and reaching for supernatural causes (and sharp objects).

Lighthouse Hockey: Side effects may include Weight gain and frequent game loss.

by Dominik on Apr 19, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

we gotta weather the big shark storm thats gonna come today….like we did last game…

one thing we gotta do better…is get the cycle going down low…i dont think we did enough of that…….

and rob needs to stop taking 3 penalties in a period….that would help also

yippe kye yee….mini sirlion burgers!!!!

been drinking since thursday..dont know if i can today……gonna try

El Spade-o

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 19, 2009 11:08 AM PDT reply actions  

been drinking since thursday..dont know if i can today……gonna try

That’s the spirit.

And yeah, the Ducks had better be prepared to play better today — I’m a bit scared of the extra day off; it’s one extra day the Ducks get to hear how good they are, and that’s never a good thing for this team.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 19, 2009 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

So you did Hiller’s stats when didn’t play the day before and then Hiller’s stats when he did play the day before, so what are his stats when it’s been a long amount of time between games?

…you know, nevermind, I think you’d have to look into last year to find that out.

Nobody cares about your opinion.

by brokenyard on Apr 19, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

…you know, nevermind

That’s the spirit. I’m too lazy to do it now, anyway.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 19, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

sleek you ready for tonite?….freakin nervous…

El Spade-o

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 19, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

why nervous?? :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 19, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

sleek mentioned it….just when you start thinking the ducks are on a roll…the lay a stinker…

El Spade-o

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 19, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

one game does not make a roll

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 19, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

For the inconsistent Ducks, one solid period is kind of a roll. Or even three good shifts in a row.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 19, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I’ve got a bad feeling about it, but the Johnny Walker is getting its first pour shortly — I’ll be ready.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 19, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

My good friend,..Johnny Walker.. keeps me warm,..like a cunt.

hooked on quack

by tu madre on Apr 19, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

who is the house today?…holla

El Spade-o

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 19, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

SHARKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 19, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

the loyal opposition….

El Spade-o

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 19, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Earl’s here, and Johnny W.

BRB, though.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 19, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

what color label?

El Spade-o

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 19, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mr. Black Label will console me during this G2.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 19, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

your row “b” elite….why arent u sporting green or blue…mang hehe

El Spade-o

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 19, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Psh. That’s what the Row A snobs drink.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 19, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m here! Listening to the last few minutes of the NJ @ CAR game while I wait for atdhe.net to load the Ducks game.

by g r a c e on Apr 19, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

grace grace!!!

GO DUCKS!!!

GAME TIME!!!!!!!1

El Spade-o

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 19, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, spade spade! Go Ducks! (does a happy dance)

by g r a c e on Apr 19, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, keep breathing, Sleek.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 19, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

YEA I KNOW…the sharks almost scored right there

El Spade-o

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 19, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Checking In

Play hockey!!!! Woooo!

An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.

by texacogirl on Apr 19, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

NICE GETZ….GIVE CHEECHEW THAT SHOT

El Spade-o

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 19, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

In his old age, Teemu has become quite a magnificent diver. Or at least call-drawer.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 19, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice to take one for the team selanne

El Spade-o

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 19, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

What the fuck is going on with the color or sound? I feel like I’m watching a Pink Floyd video.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Apr 19, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

B-RYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 19, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Way to stick it to Oggie’s!

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 19, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha i know…will be my 3rd free ones!!

El Spade-o

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 19, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

ALL RIGHT GOOOOOOO BOBBY!!!!1

El Spade-o

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 19, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Ducks Score

That was awesome.

An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.

by texacogirl on Apr 19, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Bobby Ryan is good.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Apr 19, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

take out an “o”

god sounds better

El Spade-o

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 19, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

im covering my eyes grace….our pk is scary

but the sharks…jerking around trying to get in the zone is making it easier

El Spade-o

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 19, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is incredibly scary.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 19, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

keep trying to carry the puck in there sharkies……youl make my blood pressure go down

El Spade-o

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 19, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m stuck with radio feed only! NHL GameCenter Live is blacked out, and atdhe.net is making Firefox crash. Not being able to see makes everything more stressful!

by g r a c e on Apr 19, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re playing a very very stressful version of keep-away right now.

But at least the clock keeps running.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 19, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea the sharks are being aggrssive as fuck

El Spade-o

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 19, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like agressive

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 19, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

there somtihng to be said about soft and……wait what are we talking about?

El Spade-o

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 19, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

hockey

and yes there is

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 19, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the commentary, guys. Keep it coming, if you’re not too drunk to type!

by g r a c e on Apr 19, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whee, never mind! I have video!

by g r a c e on Apr 19, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s good, because my descriptions were just going to be “oh no!” and stuff like that.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 19, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but now that I can see what’s happening, I’m not sure if I want to! And not a drop of alcohol in sight!

by g r a c e on Apr 19, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh no!

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 19, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahahaha…I was going to say the same thing.

by g r a c e on Apr 19, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

These early Ducks leads are torture. (Much preferable to the alternative, though.)

by g r a c e on Apr 19, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea i know….this is nail-biting

El Spade-o

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 19, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I swear I just heard the announcer say “Cindy” Crosby. I read too many blogs. lol

An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.

by texacogirl on Apr 19, 2009 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

This is getting a little bit run-and-gun. Calm it down, Hiller.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 19, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

damn…the sharks are playing like there on fire….hopefully this will backfire on them

El Spade-o

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 19, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

They survived, but I might not.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 19, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEIL HILLER!

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 19, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sieg heil! (oh man, I am going to hell)

by g r a c e on Apr 19, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

for being a ducks fan …yes … :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 19, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, well, I guess I can’t complain. Sharks fans already are in hell…(for now)

by g r a c e on Apr 19, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.

by texacogirl on Apr 19, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe the plan is to let the sharks tire themselves out…..

holy cow…mang…

El Spade-o

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 19, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Hahaha. I just pictured the Sharks skating around in circles chasing their tails. Epic visual.

An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.

by texacogirl on Apr 19, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

what an exciting ass game.
this is hands down the best thing on t.v. tonight, and my daughter insists on watching cinderella story. She’ll learn when she gets older.

hooked on quack

by tu madre on Apr 19, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

She’s not interested in learning about a real-life 8-v-1 Cinderella story?

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 19, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

she knows Neidermeyer, she says it all the time. Neeeedeeeermaaayeeer.

she’s only 7. but if she were to pick a favorite hockey team, it’d be the ducks, just like her old man.

hooked on quack

by tu madre on Apr 19, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shelby: What can I get here that has no sugar, no carbs, and is fat free?
Sam: Umm, water?

Ahh, classic.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Apr 19, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bobby Effin Ryan. Thats for SK. where’s she been?

hooked on quack

by tu madre on Apr 19, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, SK, we miss you!

by g r a c e on Apr 19, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not sure — last I heard she was going to write for Eklund’s site, but I haven’t checked it out.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 19, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok so sk is a dude…needed to straighten that out

El Spade-o

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 19, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh, that’s a joke, right? SKeleven is a she.

by g r a c e on Apr 19, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, silly me. It was a joke. Sorry!

by g r a c e on Apr 19, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

HI! Sorry…I’m around…just too busy freaking out during games to get my head on straight for comments! But I always come around and check out your crazy comments! :)

Also, NOT writing for Eklund…

AND yes…Bobby Effin Ryan = GOD!

OH! and NOT A DUDE! (where the hell did that one come from?) LOL

GO DUCKS!! DUCKSandPUCKS.com

by SK eleven on Apr 20, 2009 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why didn’t the ref blow the whistle earlier?

by g r a c e on Apr 19, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

The linesman was probably busy booing Pronger.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 19, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love the playoffs!

by g r a c e on Apr 19, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn, Ebbett. Gotta catch that pass.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 19, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too lol. The officiating in a lot of these series is leaving a lot to be desired, for sure.

An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.

by texacogirl on Apr 19, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

come on ducks…get your heads out of your asses

El Spade-o

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 19, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Good PK shift by Beauch.

by g r a c e on Apr 19, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man, this is rough. Yeesh.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 19, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Glad to see you’re still conscious.

by g r a c e on Apr 19, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, what can Brown do for you, Pronger?

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 19, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Ducks must have a seven-game plan of taking penalties. By taking periodic two-minute rests, they’ll be really fresh for G7.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 19, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol. damn penalties.

hooked on quack

by tu madre on Apr 19, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

funny….how no duck fans are surprised…..thats just how our boys roll

El Spade-o

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 19, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only thing that’s surprised me is the PK.

by g r a c e on Apr 19, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

think are doing everything they can to lose this game….but hiller and mike brown..are saying no

El Spade-o

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 19, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, I thought you meant the Sharks when you said “HIller and Mike Brown.”

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Apr 19, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

im not even drunk,,can u belive it

El Spade-o

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 19, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

If only those hands were just a little less stone…

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 19, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

he could have slide it 5 hole

El Spade-o

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 19, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve given up expecting anything from Marchant. But Perry, on that turnover! Gack. It’s like he brainfarted and couldn’t come up with anything, so he just skated around the net and let all the Sharks recover.

by g r a c e on Apr 19, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, should be one hell of a third. Still in this, somehow.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 19, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

yea hopefully the ducks of the first 5 mins shows up…

we just cant clear pucks out of the zone…its sickening..

could be worse……come on duckers!!!

El Spade-o

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 19, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ducks win, less than a 10% chance the Sharks win the series. President’s trophy or not. LMAO.

An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.

by texacogirl on Apr 19, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Sigh.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 19, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I almost can’t remember anything else from these games. It feels like it’s been two straight games on the PK.

by g r a c e on Apr 19, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay make-up call!

Aw crap, I agreed with Hayward?

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 19, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can we return that one and exchange it for another?

by g r a c e on Apr 19, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

man…scotty almost had that goal….close

El Spade-o

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 19, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

In the net!

Ebbett redemption!!!

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 19, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

EBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetttttttttttttttttttttttttt

by g r a c e on Apr 19, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Now it’s time.

Go clock go.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 19, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

i was waiting for that comment from you

El Spade-o

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 19, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about this one?

How many penalties do you think we can squeeze in before the end of this game?

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 19, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

shut up earl lol

El Spade-o

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 19, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

wouldn’t matter … Sharks can’t fucking score during a PP it seems

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 19, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

i dont want to keep tempting fate..there ang

El Spade-o

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 19, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

EBBET you have redeemed your self!!!!1

El Spade-o

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 19, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

GO CLOCK GO CLOCK GO CLOCK

by g r a c e on Apr 19, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Double or triple OT? I have to work tomorrow lol.

An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.

by texacogirl on Apr 19, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

go clock goooooooooo

El Spade-o

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 19, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Miller Lite!!! Insurance!

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 19, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

MILLER TIME!111

i said it fitrst sleek

El Spade-o

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 19, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Snap

Ducks lead.

An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.

by texacogirl on Apr 19, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Welcome to the playoffs, Baby Ducks!!

by g r a c e on Apr 19, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Jonathan Goddamn Cheechoo.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 19, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO clock go

by g r a c e on Apr 19, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Double Snap

Cheech-who? Scores.

An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.

by texacogirl on Apr 19, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

of course the ducks….didnt want to make it easy…what fun would that be?

El Spade-o

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 19, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Not too much. Just sayin’.

An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.

by texacogirl on Apr 19, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have to say it. Heil Hiller.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 19, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

And his mighty posts.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 19, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow how scary to watch is the 2nd line…when it has to play defense……yikes!!!

El Spade-o

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 19, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Ping!

An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.

by texacogirl on Apr 19, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

i just love that sound dont you?

El Spade-o

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 19, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I sure do.

An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.

by texacogirl on Apr 19, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tick Tock

An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.

by texacogirl on Apr 19, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Ha ha, Rob. Very funny.

I mean, woo!

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 19, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Perfect ending to that game?

by g r a c e on Apr 19, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOW ROB MISSED AN OPEN NET? WHATS THE WORLD COMING TO?

El Spade-o

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 19, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fracking

Wow. 1st round upset here we come…

An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.

by texacogirl on Apr 19, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Sharks got lucky

They might actually avoid that second-round curse after all. Good job, Sharks!

Nobody cares about your opinion.

by brokenyard on Apr 19, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

wow we got 2 games at the tank…im shocked!!

GO MUTHA FUCKIN DUCKS!!!!

El Spade-o

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 19, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Positivity and all, less than 10% chance Sharks come back.

An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.

by texacogirl on Apr 19, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a postgame post now, if you’re feeling gloaty.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 19, 2009 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

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