Kings Gameday: Who's Hotter?

by RudyKelly on Apr 2, 2009 4:43 PM PDT

Los Angeles Kings vs. Phoenix Coyotes

7:00 PST, Fox Sports West

Wanna know why sports are ridiculous? They can lead two men who are mostly straight to become so consumed by sports that they can have the following conversation:

Matt: You know, I'm not gay or anything, but that Teemu Selanne is a good-looking man.

Rudy: True. He has nice bone structure.

Matt: I'd go so far as to say that he's the best-looking hockey player to ever play in California.

Rudy: Well, no, because Luc Robitaille played for LA, but he is pretty good-looking.

Matt: Dude, Teemu Selanne is better looking than Luc Robitaille.

Rudy: What the fuck are you talking about, Luc Robitaille looks like a god! Plus, Teemu's face is too wide, he looks like a gecko.

Matt: Oh, yeah, because you know good-looking you fucking ghoul. Luc looks like a Frenchman and his nostrils are constantly flared. Plus, you have to admit that Teemu looks better with a beard.

Rudy: Yeah, I'll concede that. We're going to have to settle this the way we always settle our disagreements.

Matt: Alright. First person to cum loses... go!

Prediction: Kings lose (hopefully), 4-1. Goal by Purcell. I lose and win at the same time.

Poll

Who's Hotter?

Teemu Selanne

41 votes

Luc Robitaille

20 votes

The fuck?

96 votes

157 votes | Poll has closed

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For what it’s worth, I was in the Kings dressing room postgame several years ago and can verify that Luc Robitaille is hung like a horse.

by Alexander Dubcek on Apr 2, 2009 5:16 PM PDT reply actions

Uh-oh. Is this “hotter” contest going to come down to a stick measurement?

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 2, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions

If it does, you can be sure Craig MacTavish will screw it up.

by Alexander Dubcek on Apr 2, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions

I’m not quite sure if this post should be turning me on or not.

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 2, 2009 6:06 PM PDT reply actions

Yeah those guys are ok, but what about Mike Ricci and Gary Shuchuk? Talk about some sexy fuckers!

by Nut on Apr 2, 2009 6:09 PM PDT reply actions

Ladies....

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by Travis Hair on Apr 2, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions

Oh my god!!!

Your going to give me nightmares!!!

I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!

by Diamondback15 on Apr 2, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions

Mike Ricci… Scruffy ass MoFo.

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by texacogirl on Apr 2, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions

So Rudy.......

Do you fantisize about undressing Luc?

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by Diamondback15 on Apr 2, 2009 6:31 PM PDT reply actions

No, because that’s stupid; it’s my fantasy, he never has any clothes on in the first place.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Apr 2, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions

That would make sense.

I wonder if this is secretly Gary Bettman’s real goal, to turn everyone gay.

I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!

by Diamondback15 on Apr 3, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions

Hey Rudy

It’s probably shit like this that makes the Illegal Curve guys think you’re a woman. Just so you know.

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by Lurker Shark on Apr 2, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions

Haha, I saw that too but forgot to link it. Good work, Lurker.

I feel slightly responsible for this post.

by jamestobrien on Apr 2, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions

Teemu totally looks like a gecko

I’m still trying to figure out if that makes him hot or not… I think geckos are pretty hot.

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by Peter Raaymakers on Apr 2, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions

i think rubs his cock with pizza like the ben stiller in dodge ball……when he thinks about teemu

thats a guess

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 2, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions

i think rudy does…damn..being drunk and posting…is a bitch

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 2, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions

I voted for The Fuck?

… but Luc was a close second. Teemu’s eyes creep me out behind that visor.

I guess when the lights go off though…

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by Dominik on Apr 2, 2009 9:44 PM PDT reply actions

Did you honestly think Luc was hotter than Teemu? I mean, I can see see my happiest dreams in his eyes.

by Nut on Apr 2, 2009 10:24 PM PDT reply actions

Selänne all the way. Can we please use this as a method to settle the Worlds winner?

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by sleza on Apr 3, 2009 5:00 AM PDT reply actions

hey Rudy ..

I think this guy has your sense of humor -

Serious medical question

If you injected your scrotum with botox would you end up with a ballbag that looked like it was hewn from the finest marble and polished to within an inch of its life?

Sounds like a question you would ask.

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 3, 2009 12:38 PM PDT reply actions

You’d think so, but it never works out that way.

…Or so I’ve heard.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Apr 3, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions

Reminds me of Harland Williams talking about how all the anti-wrinkle creams are scams because he used them on his balls and they didn’t do anything.

Nobody cares about your opinion.

by brokenyard on Apr 3, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions

Plus, Teemu’s face is too wide, he looks like a gecko.

The first time through I swore it said “pedo” and not “gecko.” And there I was, nodding my head in agreement….

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by Mr. Plank on Apr 3, 2009 4:24 PM PDT reply actions

I’m not sure what to make of this

by sharks on Apr 3, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions

best to not think bout it too much

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 3, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions

It’s painful to vote against Luc because he’s one of my favorite players ever, but gotta stay objective, I guess.

…Why am I even answering to this?!?

by Malurous on Apr 4, 2009 3:26 AM PDT reply actions

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