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BoC Gameday—Do or Do or Die

San Jose Sharks (1st in west) at Anaheim Ducks (8th in west)
Ducks lead series 3-2, JavaGeek Odds: ANA 66%
Go visit Fear the Fin, where they're hoping to avoid handshakes tonight.

Sorry this post will have to be quick and dirty -- my computer monitor (internally) exploded this weekend so I was unable to prepare anything, or even read any comments or e-mails after G5. Still, not a whole lot needs to be said -- Ducks need to win tonight or face the wrath of a G7 up north.

James "STFU" O'Brien and I will be in the Row B seats tonight -- you can look for the lucky green shirt on TV, or if you're in attendance you can buy me a lucky drink.

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Note: actual shirt may be more drink-stained.

As much as it kills me to say it, the Ducks are 0-2 this series when Versus and the awesome Daryl Reaugh get exclusive coverage in the SoCal area; they are 3-0 when shitty Brian Hayward gets the call. And yeah, Hazy's calling tonight's contest.  Thank goodness I won't hear it.

Prediction: Pronger gets a series of handshakes.

Go Ducks.

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Oh, and cool. I didn’t even know that Bobby Ryan was fine after G5. Life without a functioning computer is tough sometimes.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 27, 2009 9:46 AM PDT reply actions  

i listened thru 2 periods while waiting to load in for my gig….game 5…i assumed we choked….turns out we almost pulled it off….the radio sucks..as severyn and the mustache guy just rag on each other and dont describe the fuckin game to there listeners….the crowd told me more…and it sounded like the sharks were dominating….sleek…and anyone else give me a quick summary…and especally the 3rd period..which i heard none of…..im home today..so maybe i can work on the cartoon

we need this one…pretty bad….rather not go game 7 “were anything can happen”

Yippe ky yea...mini sirlion burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 27, 2009 9:54 AM PDT reply actions  

game 5…i assumed we choked….

Well, it wasn’t a 4-0 win, if that’s what you mean.

Game felt a lot like G1 and G2 — Sharks controlling a ton, Hiller being a Swiss-born god. I wouldn’t call it a choke — the Ducks totally could have stolen that win (Selanne hit a late-regulation post pretty damn loudly), but sometimes the team with all the shots does win.

3rd period was really cool, though — the Ducks can skate on SJ ice at times, apparently.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 27, 2009 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

yea i went in thinking we layed down…i was relived to read the box score to see we actually didnt..

sucks missing games…but one more show for a long time…i wont me missing anymore

have fun with crazy james….of all the guys i met i think he surprised me the most….hes missing a marble or two in a good way haha

Yippe ky yea...mini sirlion burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 27, 2009 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

According to some Sharks fans, every team can skate on SJ ice better than SJ.
Just saying…

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

According to some Sharks fans, every team can skate on SJ ice better than SJ.

Assumedly the ones who were locked in a closet for this season, I guess.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 27, 2009 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

you'd think so

and you’d be wrong. Plank and I have had epic battles on this subject.

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately, all I’ve shared with Plank is some epic bottles.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 27, 2009 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think you win out on that one. All he shared with us was some natty light.

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, that’s not bad — I was very protective of my natty light when I was a poor collegiate-type.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 27, 2009 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Prediction: Pronger gets a series of handshakes.

WORST. PREDICTION. EVER!

GO DUCKS!! DUCKSandPUCKS.com

by SK eleven on Apr 27, 2009 10:05 AM PDT reply actions  

if we win hello..!!!…they just wont look at him when they shake his hand

Yippe ky yea...mini sirlion burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 27, 2009 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

lalalalalalalalala…I’m not listening! I don’t want to hear this!

GO DUCKS!! DUCKSandPUCKS.com

by SK eleven on Apr 27, 2009 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

i said “if”….no jinx

Yippe ky yea...mini sirlion burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 27, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Now now — you will have to recall that I predicted Ducks wins pretty exclusively in the calendar years 2006, 2007, and 2008. They didn’t all turn out badly.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 27, 2009 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also, one key thing about the magic of the lucky green shirt — it requires confidence. :)

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 27, 2009 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

once again I’ll be witness to the green shirt…from afar. Section 444 tonight

GO DUCKS!! DUCKSandPUCKS.com

by SK eleven on Apr 27, 2009 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll be somewhere around the main concourse directly opposite Katella between intermissions, if you want to say hi. So far this week blogger meet-ups have been pretty darn fashionable.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 27, 2009 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am waiting to see if I can grab a ticket and try to watch the game while a bunch of Laker fans party in the suite with thier back to the action on the ice (like Thursday).

I almost want to pass the tickets up it disgusts me so…..ALMOST.

by Mike in OC on Apr 27, 2009 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I almost want to pass the tickets up it disgusts me so…..ALMOST.

I hear you. That is a situation that does have an incredible downside.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 27, 2009 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll be somewhere around the main concourse directly opposite Katella between intermissions

Actually, that may not be very clear — I’ll be in the main concourse furthest from Katella Avenue — that might be better stated.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 27, 2009 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol, yes, the NORTH side of the building, I know it can be confusing when you’re inside.

GO DUCKS!! DUCKSandPUCKS.com

by SK eleven on Apr 27, 2009 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

and on that same note…I’m kinda feeling it’s my blogging duty to buy you a beer or something. All ass-kissing aside…you are my favorite in this whole blogger-scheme of things.

Don’t be surprised if chick in Carter jersey offers to buy you a drink…

Don’t be surprised if you don’t see me at all…as I’m likely to have completely forgotten.

GO DUCKS!! DUCKSandPUCKS.com

by SK eleven on Apr 27, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t be surprised if chick in Carter jersey offers to buy you a drink…

Don’t feel like you have to purchase a beverage if you don’t want. I’m sure I can get O’Brien to do my bidding after his week of freeloading.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 27, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

haha, excellent…then don’t be surprised if a chick in a Carter jersey offers to have O’Brien buy you a drink! :)

GO DUCKS!! DUCKSandPUCKS.com

by SK eleven on Apr 27, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

SK buy O’Brien a jager shot and sit back and watch the show…hehe

Yippe ky yea...mini sirlion burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 27, 2009 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t laugh at that…1/2 a beer and I’m a show too…such a lightweight.

GO DUCKS!! DUCKSandPUCKS.com

by SK eleven on Apr 27, 2009 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

and to think that I’m watching the Ducks game with the guy that got you that green shirt. We still laugh over it

by Sean Zandberg on Apr 27, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hee. Recommended.

(I just discovered this feature and am now looking forward to abusing the hell out of it.)

by g r a c e on Apr 27, 2009 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

NICE! :)

GO DUCKS!! DUCKSandPUCKS.com

by SK eleven on Apr 28, 2009 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just one more difficult-to-explain part of playoff addiction

Expected exchange in my living room tonight:

Wife: “Isn’t it late enough? Why must you pause this West Coast game every damn time the puck goes by the penalty box?”

Me: “I’m looking for a guy in a green shirt. That’s really all I can tell you right now.”

Lighthouse Hockey: Side effects may include Weight gain and frequent game loss.

by Dominik on Apr 27, 2009 10:39 AM PDT reply actions  

Heh, if it helps a little, in the few games I get Row Bs in the regular season I usually get seats 1-4 adjacent to the box, but being playoffs, tonight we only have seats 3 and 4. So we’ll be a little bit off the penalty box, but not too far.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 27, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

What an excellent spot to take in a huge playoff game. I’ve been that close at a playoff game once, in college — after a spur-of-the-moment decision to repurpose that month’s meal money — and despite a loss I never regretted the experience. (Took me a while to pay it off, though.)

Lighthouse Hockey: Side effects may include Weight gain and frequent game loss.

by Dominik on Apr 27, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think my favorite playoff game ever caught in the Row Bs has to be 2007 SCF G2. Sammy Pahlsson 1, Ottawa Senators 0.

Though not a barn-burner scoring-wise in any sense, in so many ways it was the perfect game for a Sammy-mancrush-victim to see up close.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 27, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wouldn’t Sammy be the victim in this scenario?

by Itlan on Apr 27, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

That game was great, and there were mostly great games that playoff year, but the two I remember the most were:
First, Game 5 SCF, nothing compares to that.
then the clincher in the VAN round where Loungo made 60 saves in a losing effort.

But like I said every game that playoff was amazing except the game Detroit throttled us.

by Mike in OC on Apr 27, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

finished the preliminary sketch on the cartoon…will finalize tommorow at work…think it will be a classic…stay tuned

Yippe ky yea...mini sirlion burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 27, 2009 10:47 AM PDT reply actions  

Nice, this is exciting (and opportune, given my computer’s recent struggles when it comes to “working”).

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 27, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

good time to try out the dip pen then.

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

True, but I couldn’t scan anything without use of a monitor either. Don’t worry, though — I think I have a short-term fix for that.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 27, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ducks radio

i listened to the first half of G5 on the radio from Germany at 4 o’whatever in the morning… the announcers were less excited about the game than they were about airing Marc Crawford interview clips and trying to one-up each other in describing his awesomeness. seriously, wtf? were they competing for the chance to blow him after the game?

man i’m jealous of you, ES.

by magni on Apr 27, 2009 10:59 AM PDT reply actions  

yea i know magni…they keep reminding the listeners….like i give a fuck what “too much hair gel” crawford thinks about my fuckin ducks

you ran the kings and nucks into the ground…shut the fuck up

i used to like there funny banter…and maybe its all right during the season..put this is playoffs….too fuckin important….tell me who looks good…..and do the play-by-play…..stop telling me severyn how fat you think carroll is….and give some insight to what adjustments both teams are making…

son of a bitch..makes me want gayward…..gawd i cant belive i said that

Yippe ky yea...mini sirlion burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 27, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

yea aside from the barf factor, how random was that? wasn’t even funny banter… just 5 minutes straight of Crawford worship followed by some really lame, monotone “insights”.

by magni on Apr 27, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Marc Crawford? Really?

Love the 4 am dedication, though. Haven’t done much of that since the World Cup of Soccer was held in Korea/Japan.

man i’m jealous of you, ES.

Don’t worry — my life has its downsides also. One of them is named Hayward.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 27, 2009 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

bleh, i’m just homesick and love playoff hockey. go Ducks. f’ing Getzlaf better not get any late game penalties tonight.

by magni on Apr 27, 2009 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’d be okay with Fucking Getzlaf not getting ANY penalties tonight.

But that might just be asking for too much.

GO DUCKS!! DUCKSandPUCKS.com

by SK eleven on Apr 27, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

your better off asking for world peace…better chance of that happening

Yippe ky yea...mini sirlion burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 27, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

yea i’m an optimist as a Ducks fan, but not an idiot. asking Getzlaf to not take any penalties is like asking Marc Crawford to not wear hair gel and be a douchebag—never gonna happen.

by magni on Apr 27, 2009 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

like asking Marc Crawford to not wear hair gel and be a douchebag

Or hell, it’s like asking Gary Bettman to offer a realistic view on anything.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 27, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

forgot to mention sleek…the sharks what are wrists..is a classic..i was rolling on that one

hope we dont have to post the “other one” after today

Yippe ky yea...mini sirlion burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 27, 2009 11:14 AM PDT reply actions  

Cool. My former roommate was giving me a bit of a hard time on that one — I guess he isn’t so fond of recycled jokes.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 27, 2009 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I loved it.

I’d love it more if…well, ya know.

GO DUCKS!! DUCKSandPUCKS.com

by SK eleven on Apr 27, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

That is a damn funny cartoon. I do hope the Ducks version will have to be dusted off after tonights game. Let’s hope the Sharks show up and make this thing really interesting.

by I.C. Wiener on Apr 27, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think its been intresting enough thank you

Yippe ky yea...mini sirlion burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 27, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

Game 7. That is all.

Damnit. We’d better win tonight.

by I.C. Wiener on Apr 27, 2009 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

also, is it just me

or does JavaGeek hate the Ducks? It seems like the posted odds haven’t been in their favor as much as they should. When the series was 3-1 I think they had the Ducks at 78% or some such nonsense. I was expecting a figure in the 90+% range. I know there are a lot of factors considered, but still.

by I.C. Wiener on Apr 27, 2009 12:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I think that’s it — he’s using probabilities based on performance from the entire season, and the Sharks had the non-trivial edge there. I think in JG’s model, the Sharks are favorites to take every game — but it’s hockey. Favoritism only gets you so far.

I don’t mind his numbers terribly — so long as you don’t focus too nitty-gritty, it’s a good lick-your-thumb estimate, I think.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 27, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a good lick-something estimate, that’s for sure.

Just kidding. I like JG. I will say though, taking into account the entire season’s performance is a strange way to analyze playoff probabilities after game 1 is in the books.

by I.C. Wiener on Apr 27, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I assume G1 results get included in the G2 odds formula, but they don’t replace the season results — I think it just shifts to 83 games considered.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 27, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you are looking for a sign that JavaGeek does hate the Ducks, however, check out the URL of the SJS-ANA series post that I’ve been linking to all series:

http://hockeynumbers.blogspot.com/2009/04/west-sharks-vs-predators.html

Clearly JG expected the Preds to end up in that 8th spot (presumably at Anaheim’s expense), and when that failed to happen he didn’t consider it important enough to create a new URL involving the actual Sharks’ opponent. :)

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 27, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

everyone who isn’t actually playing against the Ducks always dismisses the Ducks… even after ‘07. outsiders can’t get over the name and the disney stigma. but f’ em. good hockey is good hockey.

JG is Canadian, so all American expansion teams probably look the same to him. “who? the Nashville Monsters vs the Anaheim Geese? whatever…”

by magni on Apr 27, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's pretty funny.

The Ducks are the Rodney Dangerfield of JavaGeek. I am really curious as to what the numbers will look like if the Sharks win tonight.

by I.C. Wiener on Apr 27, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Personally, with no numbers to back me up, I’d guess SJS 62%. Just venturing.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 27, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, now that I think about it, that guess is probably too low. It could be as high as 75% or something with SJ’s home record considered.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 27, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scratch that

I don’t care what the numbers will look like. I just want the Sharks to win.

by I.C. Wiener on Apr 27, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ducks’ Hedican keeping hope alive.

I guess that’s fair, so long as they aren’t counting on me for providing any of that “hope he comes back” sentiment.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 27, 2009 1:21 PM PDT reply actions  

If Kristi Yamaguchi wore Bret’s uniform, would anyone notice?

“Hedican crosses the blue line, dekes his defender, and . . . does a triple axel?

"Concentration, not strength." - Coach GB

by Wild Wing on Apr 27, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Kristi Yamaguchi wore Bret’s uniform, would anyone notice?

If she caught a pass, held a puck in at the blue line, or hit an opponent, I’d certainly notice.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 27, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was in Vegas over the weekend immediately after the G4 loss (sucked . . . jumbotron lady with the rack was the only entertaining facet) and hit my Saturday bet on Penguins, Hawks, and Sharks!

There were an equal amount of Sharks and Ducks fans watchin at the sports book, so that was interesting.

Anyways, I lost on Sunday, picking Rangers, Devils, so of course I had to back it up with another Hawks and Sharks pick tonight. Go Sharks.

by yinhole on Apr 27, 2009 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Was in Vegas over the weekend immediately after the G4 loss

Some of us refer to that game as a G4 win. :)

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 27, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha, that one fooled me for a second too!

GO DUCKS!! DUCKSandPUCKS.com

by SK eleven on Apr 27, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol, sometimes i forget where i’m at . . . on another note, i forgot my phone at the center and had to back track to the parking lot and who do i see (i think) sitting alone on the shark’s bus? Thornton looking pretty sad. . .

by yinhole on Apr 27, 2009 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, he got some flak for skipping out of interviews after that game, and Marleau’s been getting some for skipping optional skates.

I dunno — I can’t tell you for the life of me which Ducks ever attend optional skates and hold almost zero interest in player interviews anymore — I don’t see these as big deals by any means.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 27, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

hold almost zero interest in player interviews anymore

It’s possibly because they all sound exactly the same! It’s one of the things I actually like about Effin…I feel like he often gives us the first answer that comes off the top of his head, instead of the media trained answer.

GO DUCKS!! DUCKSandPUCKS.com

by SK eleven on Apr 27, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

“I don’t see these as big deals by any means.”

That’s because you’re not the Canadian press. These are the same writers who made a national scandal out of Carey Price smoking cigarettes.

by I.C. Wiener on Apr 27, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t see these as big deals by any means.

That’s because you have the ability to think rationally

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cupie from Halos Heaven

Let’s finish this tonight Ducks!

Adenhart 1986-2009

by cupie on Apr 27, 2009 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Alrighty gang

I think O’B and I will head down to the bar for some further pregame reflection. Next time I hit these comments we’ll be one game closer to destiny.

Have fun tonight.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 27, 2009 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

well i guess ill have to man the comments..since sleek and drinky o brian are doing what we wish we were all doing

whos in the house?

Yippe ky yea...mini sirlion burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 27, 2009 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m here, wondering why oh why time is passing so sloooowly before the game.

by g r a c e on Apr 27, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea way too slowly….lets do ourselves a favor and not go down 0-2 in the first 2 periods…

the big line needs to step up like game 4…(although i dont remember game 4)….

how bout a big game out of the PP….is that too much to ask?…..

GO DUCKS GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Yippe ky yea...mini sirlion burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 27, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, no G4 or G5 for you? So, this must feel like a short series, huh?

by g r a c e on Apr 27, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahah yea its weird…..next game i attend..i might ease up on the drinks..beforehand..and just make up for it afterwards….not drinking in the parking lot..before even going into the bar with sleek…might be a good place to start

Yippe ky yea...mini sirlion burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 27, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah, and in response — Yes, a PP goal or two would be nice. It’d be even nicer if it was Selanne who scored it/them!

by g r a c e on Apr 27, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

hiller can shoot one in from his end for all i care…

but yea selanne…but adding to the selanne PP mystic always a positve

Yippe ky yea...mini sirlion burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 27, 2009 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

grace never disappoints

Yippe ky yea...mini sirlion burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 27, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

by the way

im drinking double hop IPA from oggies….9% acholol (i know that spelled wrong)

whats everyone drinking

p.s.
im pretending saturday didnt happen….

Yippe ky yea...mini sirlion burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 27, 2009 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

"Herdin' cows the size of schnauzers...but they're cattle!"

That’s an awesome new signature line, Spade! Well played, sir!

Just leave Heidi Androl alone!

by DodgerBlueBalls on Apr 27, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea….i can sing it and love them….,..it was a no brainer..

even the radio spot for it is good….

Yippe ky yea...mini sirlion burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 27, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve had a few Greyhounds, but I stopped cause I felt the heartburn coming, hopefully I caught it in time.

hooked on quack

by tu madre on Apr 27, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 hrs to game time

GO CLOCK GO

Yippe ky yea...mini sirlion burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 27, 2009 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Aw man, gametime just got farther away. I was thinking it was 7 PM the whole time. Shit.

Nobody cares about your opinion.

by brokenyard on Apr 27, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

just drink…itll come sooner

Yippe ky yea...mini sirlion burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 27, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too. Pre-game show schedule fooled me.

I’ve amused myself by trying to count every cliche that’s been said in the pre-game. I lost count after five minutes.

by Mike Chen on Apr 27, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

For people watching in the Bay Area, what the hell is Tim Kawakami doing on the pre-game? The dude admits in the paper that he doesn’t give two craps about hockey. He writes columns slamming hockey and now he’s an expert?

by Mike Chen on Apr 27, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

almost time!!

Yippe ky yea...mini sirlion burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 27, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

What the hell? There seems to be some confusion on whether the game will be shown on VS because they are showing the Chicago-Calgary game right now. Gah.

An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.

by texacogirl on Apr 27, 2009 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Someone posted something earlier about how VS was going to show the first period of CAL-CHI, then go live to SJ-ANA.

by Mike Chen on Apr 27, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some people over at Second City posted they would be staying with the Chicago game. I hope they don’t. I’d rather watch the game on my big screen than on the net. Thanks for the info.

An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.

by texacogirl on Apr 27, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sharks pre-game just had a live shot behind the penalty box…but a graphic covered up Row B. So no Sleek sightings yet, though exciting zamboni action.

by Mike Chen on Apr 27, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Haha, awesome.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Apr 27, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Awesome. I can’t watch the game because VS didn’t switch and the picture is not working on the internet feed.

An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.

by texacogirl on Apr 27, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

can it start any worse…wtf

Yippe ky yea...mini sirlion burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 27, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn straight. This is a penalty fest. Do the Ducks even want to win this game?

An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.

by texacogirl on Apr 27, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

These refs are killing me.

by g r a c e on Apr 27, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

@#%@^%

ugh i stayed up all night to listen to this shit. the refs need to back tf off.

i hate that Moen is playing for the Sharks in this series.

but hey if all else fails, Pronger still has 2 fully-functional elbows.

by magni on Apr 27, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah! Screw you, refs!

by g r a c e on Apr 27, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck yea!!!!!!!!!! about fuckin time

Yippe ky yea...mini sirlion burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 27, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

nice, ok… now we’ve got a game. just stop taking penalties, fuckwads.

by magni on Apr 27, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck you mutha fuckin refs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yippe ky yea...mini sirlion burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 27, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

i was drunk..the ducks deserved those penalties…damn this game is gonna give me a heart attack!!!

Yippe ky yea...mini sirlion burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 27, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Score

Woot!

An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.

by texacogirl on Apr 27, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

besides the PP chances…the ducks are giving them too much time in the offense end….

only that last big line shift did they do there thing….

ducks need to step it up….there lucky its tied

Yippe ky yea...mini sirlion burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 27, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Hiller looked good. He’s my new favorite Duck. Giguere who?

hooked on quack

by tu madre on Apr 27, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

yea hiller doing his job…..forwards need to step up

Yippe ky yea...mini sirlion burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 27, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

christensen sucks!

hooked on quack

by tu madre on Apr 27, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why the fuck am I stuck watching this fucking Calgary/Chicago game that is already well decided?

I couldn’t give less of a fuck about this series. Fucking assholes.

Tex, can I come over, since you apparently have the game? This is bullshit. I hurried home from work and ragged on everyone to hurry the hell up cause I had a Sharks/Ducks game to watch, and I get this.

http://redwingsvbluejackets.blogspot.com/

by IAmJoe on Apr 27, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t think I have ever let a Red Wing fan into my house. I don’t see a reason to start :P

Linky for the game.

An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.

by texacogirl on Apr 27, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, i found that stream right after i posted that.

Fuck you Versus.

http://redwingsvbluejackets.blogspot.com/

by IAmJoe on Apr 27, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

Versus sucks. This was the only game I was waiting to watch all day and we get shut out. Fuck them.

An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.

by texacogirl on Apr 27, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least we agree on that.

http://redwingsvbluejackets.blogspot.com/

by IAmJoe on Apr 27, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember this moment ’cause it may not happen again.

An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.

by texacogirl on Apr 27, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

frankie taking penalites….although i like his aggresivness….fuuuuuck

Yippe ky yea...mini sirlion burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 27, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Let’s go, power play!

by g r a c e on Apr 27, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

like a big ol’ stick of butter

hooked on quack

by tu madre on Apr 27, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woo!!!!! TEEMUUUUUUUUUUU

by g r a c e on Apr 27, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

actually, wooo Perry. But Teemu the helper…

by g r a c e on Apr 27, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Orrrrr….it’s Teemu’s goal?

by g r a c e on Apr 27, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

GO PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!1

fuck yea

Yippe ky yea...mini sirlion burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 27, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Score

Woot!

An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.

by texacogirl on Apr 27, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

wooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by g r a c e on Apr 27, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

oh, this fun!

hooked on quack

by tu madre on Apr 27, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Awesome.

An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.

by texacogirl on Apr 27, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank you, Dan Boyle!!!

by g r a c e on Apr 27, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Ack, or, according to the Sharks analysts, it was off Ehrhoff? Whatever!

by g r a c e on Apr 27, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh wait, it looks like Selanne’s goal went off of Ehrhoff! Haha, and Beach’s goal off of Boyle? THANK YOU, Sharks D!

by g r a c e on Apr 27, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

shwos the sharks..the bounces dont always go your way bitches!!!

Yippe ky yea...mini sirlion burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 27, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is much more like how I expected the Ducks to play in the 1st. Oh well. Just hope they keep it up.

An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.

by texacogirl on Apr 27, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hiller

Is a beast. That is all.

An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.

by texacogirl on Apr 27, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

this is how we rolllll!!!!!!!!

Yippe ky yea...mini sirlion burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 27, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Zokay

Now that the Lames have been kicked out, can I please watch this game on the big screen? K. Thanx.

An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.

by texacogirl on Apr 27, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

That second goal was stupid. As soon as that guy approached the crease with the puck, Erhoff should’ve yanked Selanne’s stick up. Should’ve never come to that.

On the third goal, Goc steps right in front of Nabby before the shot, doing nothing. His butt is literally like 6inches from Nabby’s face. We know better than that in rec league. Sharks ought to know better than this.

http://redwingsvbluejackets.blogspot.com/

by IAmJoe on Apr 27, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Jeremy Roenick is a complete and utter bitch.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Apr 27, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

yea that shot on hiller…was a douche move…..doesnt matter….look at the score

Yippe ky yea...mini sirlion burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 27, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

and the Ducks have the bad reputation of being cheap shoters?
smells like desperation.

marco

polo

FISH OUTTA WATER

hooked on quack

by tu madre on Apr 27, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

good point….like i said there playing our game…thats a good sign

Yippe ky yea...mini sirlion burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 27, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

the sharks are playing the ducks game……you want to fight?….your playing into our hands!!!

GO DUCKS!!!

Yippe ky yea...mini sirlion burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 27, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

p.s…

your offically a duck…you had your first fight

Yippe ky yea...mini sirlion burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 27, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

talking about whitney..

Yippe ky yea...mini sirlion burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 27, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

True, and he got his ass beat in a fair fight. I assumed he became a Duck when he got his first elbowing penalty?

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Apr 27, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

doesnt matter if u win….just show some balls….mike brown a new duck hasnt won a fight yet..but already hes a hero……

this isnt east coast hockey……

oh and rudy EGG CHEN!!!!

Yippe ky yea...mini sirlion burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 27, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

and where were you game 4….im starting to think your some cybertronic robot….and arent real…you could have came for some drinks fool

Yippe ky yea...mini sirlion burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 27, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a… what do you call it… oh, a job.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Apr 27, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

jobs are overrated…especally in this economy

Yippe ky yea...mini sirlion burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 27, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ya know

It really scares me that of the four teams advancing in the West, three of them have a really hot goalie, and one of them doesn’t. That really scares me.

http://redwingsvbluejackets.blogspot.com/

by IAmJoe on Apr 27, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

which goalie isn’t hot? Osgood?

by Sean Zandberg on Apr 27, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

lolololol (couldn’t help it)

An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.

by texacogirl on Apr 27, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keep laughing.

I wonder even bother making a joke about YOUR goaltending.

This is going to be a fun second round, isn’t it?

http://redwingsvbluejackets.blogspot.com/

by IAmJoe on Apr 27, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I knew that was coming but the truth is Osgood has been just as “bad” as our goalies. I used quotes because Budaj played very well but was hung out to dry. Nevermind that, both our crappy goalies beat the Wings 3 of 4. Ouch.

An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.

by texacogirl on Apr 27, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course, we absolutely stomped on you for 4 out of 4 last spring. Everyone at work tries telling me how the Avs won 3/4 this year too, and I’m like “Hey, remember when we scored like 100 goals in 4 games?”

I cannot defend Ozzie’s performance this year. I actually just checked the NHL.com stats page, so I could pull a stat line showing that of the few goalies below, Budaj and Raycroft were included. Then I found out they actually had better sv%’s than him. Still below 90%, but better than Ozzie.

http://redwingsvbluejackets.blogspot.com/

by IAmJoe on Apr 27, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

100 goals in like 4 games. I have no idea what you’re talking about…. Never happened.

Seriously, that series was attack of the sucky Threeorfour and Coach Q not knowing what the hell to do.

An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.

by texacogirl on Apr 27, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ya know, I knew that keeping Theodore would’ve been a bad idea, and I pitied anyone who picked him up (LOL @ Washington). I really figured Budaj could do the same “meh” type job for less money, but damn man, it was pretty ugly.

http://redwingsvbluejackets.blogspot.com/

by IAmJoe on Apr 27, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

For the most part, the entire team was pretty ugly. Thing was, there were so many games Budaj was keeping the rest of the team in and they just fucking failed. Other games, it was Boods or Raycroft fucking failing. There was no shortage of fail on the Avs this year, in any area.

An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.

by texacogirl on Apr 27, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

http://redwingsvbluejackets.blogspot.com/

by IAmJoe on Apr 27, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

well u guys have a lot of rest…our guys are beat up….and we still have to finish here…dont jinx us puto

Yippe ky yea...mini sirlion burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 27, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bah, that theory isn’t solid though. The rest doesn’t always help.

by Sean Zandberg on Apr 27, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, and knowing the Ducks, this last 20 minutes could be plenty interesting…

by g r a c e on Apr 27, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

shhhhhhhhhhhhhh grace

Yippe ky yea...mini sirlion burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 27, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, Spade! It’s just this darned pessimism thing I’ve been cursed with.

Go Ducks!

by g r a c e on Apr 27, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

so how are you guys going to like playing Detroit?

by Sean Zandberg on Apr 27, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

no never…..ive gone into long discussions about this…they have to much skill….with hossa its even worse

Yippe ky yea...mini sirlion burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 27, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me and my roommate are sitting here talking about how easy it would be for the Ducks to beat the Wings. We want nothing to do with you. I’ve seen too many teams beat the Wings playing exactly the way the Ducks are right now.

http://redwingsvbluejackets.blogspot.com/

by IAmJoe on Apr 27, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

If any team can beat the Wings in the 2nd round, it’s the Ducks. No question. The Sharks are too soft (in too many areas) to pull it off.

An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.

by texacogirl on Apr 27, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m actually worried about the Canucks too. Ultimately, I think they lack the offensive depth to pull it off, but they could definitely put up a fight, and could maybe get it done. Either way, second round is gonna be a bitch. Hot goalies are the bane of my existence.

http://redwingsvbluejackets.blogspot.com/

by IAmJoe on Apr 27, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

your talking about the cat from meet parents right?

Yippe ky yea...mini sirlion burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 27, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure, if that makes you feel better.
The Sharks are going to throw in the towel in the 3rd. I can say that. I’m an outsider

by Sean Zandberg on Apr 27, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

So if the Sharks bow out tonight

I will blame a) corey perry b) george parros or c) pronger for making the media WAMbulance whine about the Sharks all summer?

No point for wrong answers. Winner gets an invisible cookie.

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

what?

No takers? ;)

I’m not mad at the Ducks. I’m mad at bandwagon fans and the whiny “only pay attention in the playoffs” media. The series will be what it is and it ain’t over yet.

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

no one? That makes me sad

It’s not a trick. it’s not like I have much else to spend my summer on. Anyway, I decided on Corey Perry.

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is a crowded Ducks sin bin. Hope Sleek and O’B are going to town on them.

by g r a c e on Apr 27, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

hahaha

Yippe ky yea...mini sirlion burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 27, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, well that is just precious. Goc goes into the box voluntarily (hello, guilty conscience) and has to be fished out by the refs. You’re welcome to stay, Marcel…

by g r a c e on Apr 27, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a cleverly played deception, utilizing his superior intellect against the referee’s weak brains.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Apr 27, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was going to say, I hope they brought a camera.

Nobody cares about your opinion.

by brokenyard on Apr 27, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, I think I saw a green shirted arm point “offsides!”

by g r a c e on Apr 27, 2009 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I saw that too. Does Earl have black hair?

http://redwingsvbluejackets.blogspot.com/

by IAmJoe on Apr 27, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno, I’ve never met him. Spade? RK?

by g r a c e on Apr 27, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

havnet you ever seen my cartoons?….i got one for tommorow…stay tuned

Yippe ky yea...mini sirlion burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 27, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah, I do remember one of them. But weren’t you drunk that time, too?

by g r a c e on Apr 27, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, jet black hair that falls gracefully from his scalp in soft curls.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Apr 27, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I get the feeling you wrote that while holding his picture in one hand and a bottle of vaseline in the other.

http://redwingsvbluejackets.blogspot.com/

by IAmJoe on Apr 27, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

That

is a truly poetic description.

An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.

by texacogirl on Apr 27, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should read my description of his cock.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Apr 27, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

/shakes head

Leave it to BoC to make me both curious and disgusted at the same time. Should there have been a link in that comment^^?

An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.

by texacogirl on Apr 27, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mine? Its been there for the last week and a half or so, I was doing some guest writing for O’Brien on CLS, doing the Wings side of the CLS satellite blog for CLB/DET. i didn’t do a good job though, that happens when you don’t get to watch half the fuckin games. That should be fixed next round, with there being less games going on, and Wings/Ducks being a premier matchup.

http://redwingsvbluejackets.blogspot.com/

by IAmJoe on Apr 27, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Versucks is going to complete coverage for the 2nd round. So, that should be good for us who don’t pay for Center Ice.

An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.

by texacogirl on Apr 27, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, and I have a few days off work coming up here too, so that should help keep work from interfering.

Center Ice should be free, dammit.

http://redwingsvbluejackets.blogspot.com/

by IAmJoe on Apr 27, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is what makes the BoC so great.

http://redwingsvbluejackets.blogspot.com/

by IAmJoe on Apr 27, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Yeah

I know.

An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.

by texacogirl on Apr 27, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Game over

http://redwingsvbluejackets.blogspot.com/

by IAmJoe on Apr 27, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a Duck walking out from the corner (and two Sharks) with the puck. That exemplifies this series, so hard.

http://redwingsvbluejackets.blogspot.com/

by IAmJoe on Apr 27, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

game over!!!!!

Yippe ky yea...mini sirlion burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 27, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy Shit

I mean, really. Sharks fucking fail.

An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.

by texacogirl on Apr 27, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Sharks LMAO

An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.

by texacogirl on Apr 27, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

From an Av's fan???

I mean, really??? Be a good sport, yo.

Just leave Heidi Androl alone!

by DodgerBlueBalls on Apr 27, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’ll do, Sharks.

Nabby got fucking handled this series.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Apr 27, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

1.7 seconds to go and a Ducks PP.

An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.

by texacogirl on Apr 27, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Perfect. Getting a call with 1.7 seconds left? Thanks, refs.

by g r a c e on Apr 27, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

What a sweet, sweet feeling.

by g r a c e on Apr 27, 2009 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

very sweet indeed….we can gloat now!!!

Yippe ky yea...mini sirlion burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 27, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better than that, we can sit back and watch the criticism, postmortem analysis, and calls for blowing up the team in San Jose!

by g r a c e on Apr 27, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea the columns will be fun to read for sure…i cant wait for tommorow

Yippe ky yea...mini sirlion burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 27, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, hearing the backpedaling from all the experts that picked the Sharks to advance and to win the Cup? Priceless. (evil laughter)

by g r a c e on Apr 27, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Take that, Sports Report Girl!

Nobody cares about your opinion.

by brokenyard on Apr 27, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

amen grace

Yippe ky yea...mini sirlion burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 27, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate that stuff

Stand by your pick. It’s all a shot in the dark anyway!

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wouldn’t it have been nice if the Ducks HAD traded Pronger? :-(

I’ll probably feel even stronger about that in about a week.

http://redwingsvbluejackets.blogspot.com/

by IAmJoe on Apr 27, 2009 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

What a game. The 1st period was crazy and the Ducks didn’t look good. But they pulled it together and pulled off a blow out to end this series. Fun to watch, for sure. Now, GO DUCKS! Beat the Wings!!!

An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.

by texacogirl on Apr 27, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

wer gonna try…there a handful

Yippe ky yea...mini sirlion burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 27, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pssshh

Positivity!

An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.

by texacogirl on Apr 27, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, I can’t wait for this Ducks/Wings series to bring all the fucking retards from A2Y over here. A2Y is seriously one of the worst NHL blogs. This is why I hang out at other team’s blogs.

http://redwingsvbluejackets.blogspot.com/

by IAmJoe on Apr 27, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

i know joe….your starting to be ok around here…dont screw my faith in you by posting a 10 paragraph post again

Yippe ky yea...mini sirlion burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 27, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

On a positive note, A2Y assholes may bring about BoC’s first banning. I just hope I’m around to see it.

An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.

by texacogirl on Apr 27, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

thank you for your input

Yippe ky yea...mini sirlion burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 27, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw don’t be a sore loser.

http://redwingsvbluejackets.blogspot.com/

by IAmJoe on Apr 27, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

thats what makes the the loss more patheitc…you had more of a fan base behind you and you till lost……whats more pathetic really?

Yippe ky yea...mini sirlion burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 27, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a sell-out genius.

17,174 is a sell-out and that’s what they announced on the scoreboard at the game (I was there)

The empty seats you saw on TV were most likely suicidal Sharks fans that failed to use the ticket they thought would be the Sharks finest moment.

by Mike in OC on Apr 28, 2009 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm being serious why were the games not sold out?

I was looking on Ticketmaster today and there were seats available….I was trying to ask a serious question, do they normally sell out or what was the deal?

There is no A in OFFENSE!!

by wacchampions on Apr 27, 2009 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

dont try to understand…just bask in the afterglow….

Yippe ky yea...mini sirlion burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 27, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not too worried. Granted, last year’s sell-out-every-game numbers, but until they’re updated… the only Pacific team with less revenue and overall value than San Jose is Phoenix.

Nobody cares about your opinion.

by brokenyard on Apr 27, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about the fact

that the country is in one of the worst recessions in 80 years. Maybe not everyone can afford $100 to go sit in the nose bleeds for a playoff hockey game.

by turs12 on Apr 27, 2009 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

amen

Yippe ky yea...mini sirlion burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 28, 2009 6:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

There is no A in OFFENSE!!

by wacchampions on Apr 27, 2009 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

My condolences go out to all Sharks fans. Felicionades to all Duck fans! Let’s hope the Ducks sucess cause all Wings fans to piss the bed next round. Yippie ky yea, mini sirloin burgers!!!!

To my fellow Kings fans: the 42 year rebuilding plan WILL take fruition next season!!!

Just leave Heidi Androl alone!

by DodgerBlueBalls on Apr 27, 2009 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

hopefully someday the cali teams will dominate the postseason…if not for shit talking on this blog

Yippe ky yea...mini sirlion burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 27, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Congrats on the series victory. Enjoy.

Fear The Fin: Where The Past Is Overrated

by Mr. Plank on Apr 27, 2009 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

plank you called it….congrats to the prediction…good series…..but someone had to lose

Yippe ky yea...mini sirlion burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 27, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plank is a classy fucking dude — I was an asshole at that age (wait, “was”?).

Great work at FTF, man — sorry for the painful exit.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 28, 2009 7:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Congrats guys

if you get the wings, kick their asses

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Curious...

Do Sharks fans now root for the lone remaining California team, or is it time for them to root for the Chicago/Calgary/Vancouver?

Just leave Heidi Androl alone!

by DodgerBlueBalls on Apr 27, 2009 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Canes or Caps for me

but there are wildly varying opinions

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tough cookies..

I really hate the Ducks. But I might hate the Wings more. Plus Sleek and Spade are so much more amicable bloggers when the Ducks are winning (or Del Taco has half-priced fries). I think I might cheer Anaheim next round to maintain the Serendipity of the BoC blog…

Just leave Heidi Androl alone!

by DodgerBlueBalls on Apr 27, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh, last year Sleek rooted for SJ (meaning he did their plumbing?) after Dallas eliminated the Ducks, saying “Keep the Cup in Californee” (using spade’s words – I think that SP episode had just aired recently)

But I couldn’t, so i rooted for Dallas, saying the only reason the Cup is going to be in California is if the Ducks won it.

It worked out though as both teams eventually found themselves on the losing end of a steamy three-way with Detroit.

…the point being I wouldn’t expect to see them root for us…

Nobody cares about your opinion.

by brokenyard on Apr 27, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

some SJ fans are

seriously

But my rule is to pick a team in the East for the Cup, but always pick a team in the west to wipe the floor with the Wings ;)

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahmen.

An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.

by texacogirl on Apr 27, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you root for Claude...

when he played for the Sharks in the playoffs this year, texacogirl?

Just leave Heidi Androl alone!

by DodgerBlueBalls on Apr 27, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree...

with your entire train of thought. But I REALLY hate the wings.

I guess my answer is…Go Bobby Lou and the ’Couv!

Just leave Heidi Androl alone!

by DodgerBlueBalls on Apr 27, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

so do I

which is why I hope someone wipes the floor with them!

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

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Just leave Heidi Androl alone!

by DodgerBlueBalls on Apr 27, 2009 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

naw i would root for the sharks…i was talking to mr plank about this….the sharks are our brothers….

east coast bias and all that….they hate cali teams….gotta stick togther…..

Yippe ky yea...mini sirlion burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 28, 2009 7:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like how he’s still using the Disney logo in the little stat box.

by g r a c e on Apr 27, 2009 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Credit where it's due

Congrats, Ducks. You outplayed us, and deserve to win both this game and the series. Getzlaf and Hiller played outstanding, and the entire D moved shots to the perimeter for most of the series, making the shot count unimportant. Your team toughness allows punk-ass bitches smaller skill players like Perry to be effective even in the playoffs, and that gets my grudging respect.

Thumbs down to the officiating, and that goes both ways. Selanne and Marleau were sent off for stuff in the first that never were called again.

A very special thumbs down to Nabokov, who I’ve never really had confidence in as a playoff goalie, and oh how I wish I was wrong about that. Thumbs down collectively to the rest of the Sharks roster, to a man. Alls y’all got outplayed by an 8 seed, however tough.

Thumbs up to most of the Ducks fans on this board. I don’t like your team, but you all seem alright.

And finally, thumbs down to my fandom, after 16 years, of the Sharks. Much as I love the BoC, and as much as I love the game, I think this is the end of me religiously following this team. Timid, uninspired play every April, when it counts, is making me feel foolish for caring more than apparently this roster does.

by ievans on Apr 27, 2009 10:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't give up, man

Your post is so well thought out and heartfelt. That is the exact OPPOSITE of what those north of the 49th think we feel about this sport. It’s about frakkin’ time that those up north realize we can be as passionate about hockey as they can…

Just leave Heidi Androl alone!

by DodgerBlueBalls on Apr 27, 2009 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woo hoo!

JR is retired!

I mean, Ducks won!

I won’t be doing any proper commenting tonight, except:

a) Yes, that was my green arm and my black hair. Ironically, I think on the play I don’t really think it was offsides — I was mirroring the call to mock it.

b) Wasn’t terribly drunk tonight — for one, I ended up sitting by an old boss, who was very cool throughout. Also, somebody tell James to bring some fucking money to the fucking hockey game when he’s on a free fucking ticket.

c) Props to SK Eleven for picking me out of a lineup pregame and some random dude in Row A who turned around and fucking knew who I was. Which then prompted me to have to explain to my old boss how I was a blogger back in the day when I worked for him. Good times.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 27, 2009 11:07 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

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and Congrats to you, Sleek. Ron Wilson will never misunderestimate the power of the lucky green shirt again!

Just leave Heidi Androl alone!

by DodgerBlueBalls on Apr 27, 2009 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

How do I double-recommend the “JR is retired” comment?

Just leave Heidi Androl alone!

by DodgerBlueBalls on Apr 27, 2009 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it was about 5 minutes left in the second, with the Ducks up 3-1, when Roenick skated by and I gave the heckle:

“Roenick, I am literally counting the minutes left in your career.”

Very doubtful that he heard it, but the Row A recognizer loved it.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 27, 2009 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

my roenick jersey will be outside your window tonight

stalking you

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hell, JR probably knows what I look like now. Time to don a fake Parros stache for a few months.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 27, 2009 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

He sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you have a fake ‘stache, he knows when you’ve been bad or good, so be good for JR’s sake!

resident cartoonist @couchtarts.blogspot.com

by CTGray on Apr 27, 2009 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sleek...

You rock. I hope you shared the same vitriol with Rob Blake, too…

Just leave Heidi Androl alone!

by DodgerBlueBalls on Apr 27, 2009 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome. As is the Random Row A Guy.

by g r a c e on Apr 27, 2009 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Random Row A dude here

How could you miss that green shirt!!

by HT on Apr 28, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey man, thanks for putting up with my Row B blabbering all night. Good fuckin’ times — I had a blast.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 28, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your blabbering was great. You should have a blog. Oh yea you do. Had a blast also. Can’t wait for the red wings.

by HT on Apr 28, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

c) Props to SK Eleven for picking me out of a lineup pregame

I just happened to look up and see the green shirt that I’ve seen so many times from very far away…and figured I had to stop. It was a brief meeting cause I had to PEEEEEEEE!!!!! And of course it was right in front of the bar (where it was very obvious that Sleek was well known as well!) :) It was good to put a face to the words! :)

oh and GO DUCKS!!! That was fucking awesome!

GO DUCKS!! DUCKSandPUCKS.com

by SK eleven on Apr 27, 2009 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, hopefully I was sufficiently tall to match the hype.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 28, 2009 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

haha, yea. I actually felt bad, like I was interrupting frat time! haha!

But TALL…yes you were alot taller than I expected…not that I had a height in mind…

GO DUCKS!! DUCKSandPUCKS.com

by SK eleven on Apr 28, 2009 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

What kind of self-respecting purveyor of booze doesn’t take a freakin debit card? That sucked balls.

My head hurts. I think the awe of being one row back from the glass lasted a full period. Sleek has some amazing seats. More on this tomorrow.

When I'm not battling in California:

http://www.cyclelikesedins.com

by jamestobrien on Apr 27, 2009 11:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, maybe tomorrow.

When I'm not battling in California:

http://www.cyclelikesedins.com

by jamestobrien on Apr 27, 2009 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh I hear you on that one, I always crap my pants whenever someone doesn’t take debit. It’s like the easiest fucking thing to take.

My university didn’t take Visa, which is what I have, because “their credit card system doesn’t work like the rest” or some shit. But I say “It’s a fucking debit card! you fucking subtract!” but it was no use, they don’t take Visa.

Nobody cares about your opinion.

by brokenyard on Apr 28, 2009 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Totally awkward situation. Awful.

I went to two different ATMs in the arena afterward and no dice. Also missed almost half the second period because once I shamefully gave up on my quest, it took about 5 minutes for a whistle.

Really the only bad moment of the game, though.

When I'm not battling in California:

http://www.cyclelikesedins.com

by jamestobrien on Apr 28, 2009 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was lucky during my last game, actually. I used an ATM in some building in one of the arena parking lots, totally random place, called itself some sort of college I think. The thing is, I had to, because I didn’t have cash to pay for parking. Now I know for future reference to make sure I get my transactions done there every time.

Nobody cares about your opinion.

by brokenyard on Apr 28, 2009 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

On that note, funnily enough, they held onto my Driver’s License as collateral, but joke was on them, it was expired; completely useless.

But I was a good Samaritan (that’s capitalized? stupid biblical grammar rules) and payed anyway.

Still need to get a new license, too. It’s 8 months expired now. Meh.

Nobody cares about your opinion.

by brokenyard on Apr 28, 2009 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

missed the game again o brien?……crazy mofo

Yippe ky yea...mini sirlion burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 28, 2009 7:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

We saw you on tv last night

And several times I referred to you as “That Green-Shirted Bastard”.

I’m only marginally happy you’ve been able to enjoy it. Bastard.

by Temujin on Apr 28, 2009 7:46 AM PDT reply actions  

And several times I referred to you as "That Green-Shirted Bastard".

Huh. You forgot the word “magnificent”. :)

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 28, 2009 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hehehe!

You magnificent green-shirted bastard.

I’m glad you’ve been able to get so much enjoyment while wearing it. But I do wonder: Just how beer-stained has it become over the past couple of years?

by Temujin on Apr 28, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s actually held up quite well — I’m not that superstitious, it did get washed this round.

Did you hear the other news? Thanks to the result of this Sharks/Ducks series, now Chen is getting me a new internet-bet-payoff shirt. I’m excited, of course, but it better not sap the green shirt of any mojo.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 28, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Positivity!

But I dunno, dude. We’re likely to get steamrolled. We’ll see.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 28, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

its possible….i smell a 4-1 series loss….but…it seems we havent lost detriot in the playoffs in a long time…almost forgot how that feels

Yippe ky yea...mini sirlion burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 29, 2009 6:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

A fucking decade, dude. Probably the best decade of my life.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 29, 2009 6:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

yea it has been sweet..like clean titties just out of the shower sweet…can turn onto a shit sandwich in a hurry though

Yippe ky yea...mini sirlion burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 29, 2009 7:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

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