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Rudy Kelly's Home for Wayward Teams: Adventures in Dickery

Welcome, Sharks fans!  Now that your team has been eliminated, you have been invited to stay at Rudy Kelly's Home for Wayward Teams!   Now you can comment and even write posts about anything but hockey.  You might as well; I mean, it's not like you have a team to watch or anything.

 

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Courtesy Superdickery.com.  How sad is Aquaman that Jimmy Olsen can actually compete with him?

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May 2009 by RudyKelly - 16 comments

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Really? Jimmy Olsen had his own comic book? Jeez people are idiots.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 28, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, Rudy.

When I'm not battling in California:

http://www.cyclelikesedins.com

by jamestobrien on Apr 28, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Rudy dear – you do realize there is still hockey being played. Sharks may have bow’d out early, but there is still cheering for a round two exit of the Ducks to be had! Just think how unbearable a cartoon Earl would make if they won another Cup!

Btw, is it clothing optional at your home for wayward teams??

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 28, 2009 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

My theory?

Rudy mostly ignores the postseason to keep him from being reminded of how long it’s been since the Kings made the playoffs. Otherwise he’d just break down sobbing uncontrollably and we wouldn’t have these threads to hang out in.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker

by Lurker Shark on Apr 28, 2009 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of clothing, I’ve always wondered what the hell is up with Aquaman’s shirt. Is he wearing a shirt of fish scales?

by Nut on Apr 29, 2009 5:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah …

and usually wears skintight clothing that includes a scaly orange shirt and green pants and gloves

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 29, 2009 6:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

skintight?..angies antenna…just perked up

Yippe ky yea...mini sirlion burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 29, 2009 7:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

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