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Fear the Fin – where everything’s scarier in April.

How much progress can a team really make in nine games?  Ten games ago, the Sharks came to Anaheim and Omen’d the Ducks ("Omen’d" = to win 1-0 with the only goal going to Moen), and Spade and I figured the Ducks' chances were toast. Since then, however, the Ducks have stormed back to life, winning 8 of 9 games and scoring a whopping 37 goals, including 15 on the power play -- a tremendous 41.7% during that run.  Never mind that the Ducks haven't scored a goal against the Sharks since October 17 -- this offense is roaring.

The Sharks haven't been slouches since that game either, going 6-2-1, scoring power play goals in every one of their games (37.0%), and actually winning more regulation decisions over the stretch -- 5 to the Ducks' 4.  The Sharp-Toothed Ones are still plenty dangerous and hold a decent lead on the President's Trophy, despite injuries to key players (no Marleau this weekend, significant!).

And now this weekend their paths collide again for what should be a pretty intense home-and-home in what still could very much become a playoff preview (JavaGeek says the odds are 31%).  Both teams are playing well, both teams want the points -- break out the lightsabers. 

 

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Duck Vader confronts Obi-Shark Kenobi after being left for dead in a volcano factory ten games ago.

 

The Ducks are right about one thing; this game isn't about measuring sticks; it's still about standings points, and Anaheim especially still need them.  Part of me hopes that the Sharks likely want Anaheim in the postseason, if for no other reason than to throw a significant speedbump to Detroit’s repeat chances. Since the lockout, the story of the playoffs has been a simple Choose-Your-Own-Adventure: (a) Detroit wins a Stanley Cup, or (b) Detroit gets eliminated by Chris Pronger.  But realistically, there won't be any mercy in these games -- it's likely to be a good old fashioned Battle of California.  Good fucking times.

 

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A special "miss ya" shoutout to Sammy Pahlsson, who scored a couple of huge goals that directly helped the Ducks' playoff chances -- a game-winner against St. Louis and an opening goal against Nashville.  The Red Wings have been trying to shepherd all five Central Division teams into the playoffs by giving points away (probably to quell the old notion that the "Central Sucks" -- and yes, the Central and Pacific have seemingly switched roles in that regard), but at least Sammy's still watching out for us.  Now if Moen could just stop stabbing us in the back.

Update 11:45 AM from Mike: Just letting both sides know that Patrick Marleau won't play in either game. However, I can sense the fear in Ducks fans knowing that Tomas Plihal will be back tonight.

Prediction: Pronger gets booed.

Go Ducks (and for today, go Blue Jackets and Stars).

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Darth Duck Vader ftw… Selänne hat trick. Pretty please?

I commit sins everyday but I never give my soul away

by sleza on Apr 4, 2009 9:11 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

one your best posts…by far…anytime u use star wars references you get an a….could writing too

i might miss this fucking game!!!! shiiit

i too think the sharks will bring there A game….

and the other 2 bubble teams have easier games than us…..

were fucked…i think…the magic ride is over!!!

El Spade-o

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 4, 2009 9:24 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, you’re right. I totally messed up the Stars Wars reference. The Sharks should have been the Death Star and the Ducks should have been a handful of X-Wings.

It’s impossible to beat the Sharks, even for a computer!

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 4, 2009 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

im hoping the sharks are like dart maul….menacing…and evl….but loses in the end

El Spade-o

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 4, 2009 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don’t forget, Darth Maul was one of the separated-at-birth candidates for the Minnesota Wild logo:

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 4, 2009 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Looks to me like they chose to go with a side view of Brak for the logo.

An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.

by texacogirl on Apr 4, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Love the Star Wars references Sleek, and I agree the Sharks should have been the Death Star. Reminds me of this post from PPP.

Fear The Fin: Where The Second Round Is Overrated

by Mr. Plank on Apr 4, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I should have given a better lead in. I was hoping for this response:

“That’s not impossible! We used to bullseye womprats in my T-16 back home; they’re not much bigger than the Sharks!”

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 4, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Totally late on this, so maybe we could use it for tomorrow’s game…

“Then man your skates, and may the force be with you.”

by zot on Apr 4, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hey!! I actually like it that you drew us as the good guys … didn’t know you cared that much … :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Apr 4, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah but Obi-Wan loses to Darth Vader, so… I guess it was fitting :)

Nobody cares about your opinion.

by brokenyard on Apr 5, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Choose-Your-Own-Adventure: (a) Detroit wins a Stanley Cup, or (b) Detroit gets eliminated by Chris Pronger.

Ugh, I had never thought of it that way.

I’m going to go crawl into a hole now.

The Red Wings have been trying to shepherd all five Central Division teams into the playoffs by giving points away

Oh no, please stop Earl. Your truth is hurting me. Urgghhhhhh…..

by IAmJoe on Apr 4, 2009 10:40 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, there’s an upside and a downside to most of this taunting, though.

The upside is I don’t think Wings fans or Sharks fans want to face the Ducks — another instance of Hot Potato. The downside is one of those fanbases seems probable to end the Ducks’ season, and I’m not exactly looking forward to that.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 4, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn it!!!!

I wonder if the Sharks should let the Ducks win………………..

I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!

by Diamondback15 on Apr 4, 2009 10:42 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Excellent! That’s the kind of torn loyalty I’m looking for. :)

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 4, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, its either that or face a fully healthy Detroit BBQ Wings team in the third round................

I want the Sharks to win, but hopefully Anaheim will get a point.

I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!

by Diamondback15 on Apr 4, 2009 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Resist the urge!

Unless the Rangers somehow pull through (like that’ll ever happen), the Bruins will be trailing the Sharks by just one point. In the interest of home ice advantage throughout the playoffs, as well as a bit of variety among the banners in the rafters at the Tank, the Sharks need to win to regain a more sizable lead over Boston.

by mymclife on Apr 4, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, I know

but I’d rather face a depleted Red Wings team, or not at all that would be even better

I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!

by Diamondback15 on Apr 4, 2009 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

but I’d rather face a depleted Red Wings team

And it might even be fitting justice — didn’t the Sharks injure Mathieu Schneider in ’07?

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 4, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't remember that.

I don’t think he was injured during the 06-07 season. I know the Kings injured him in a pre-season game in 07 after he had signed with the Ducks.

I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!

by Diamondback15 on Apr 4, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He was definitely out by the time we played the Wings — maybe I’m misremembering who shot it, but Kyle McLaren or somebody shot the puck out of the zone or something and I think Schneider got hurt on that nothing play.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 4, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seriously though- hanging Division Title banners are cool and all for a relatively young franchise, but at some point we need to get some more cloth up there.

Fear The Fin: Where The Second Round Is Overrated

by Mr. Plank on Apr 4, 2009 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wanna join us in retiring Selanne’s number?

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 4, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m loving what the unexpected return to the playoff bubble has done to the Sleek cartoon muse. Darth Vader with a duck tail makes me see a new, cuddly, water-resistant side to the character.

Lighthouse Hockey: SBN's New York Islanders blog with hip issues.

by Dominik on Apr 4, 2009 11:47 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The cartoons over the last two weeks have been excellent Sleek. Coupled with the fact that the Ducks would be an ideal first round matchup for the Wings, and I think I would be okay with handing out two overtime losses this weekend.

Fear The Fin: Where The Second Round Is Overrated

by Mr. Plank on Apr 4, 2009 12:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

See, it makes sense.

Better for the Red Wings to play the Pacific division’s version of the Broadstreet Bullies (it was something like that) Instead of playing an opponent they would easily sweep.

I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!

by Diamondback15 on Apr 4, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Update 11:45 AM from Mike: Just letting both sides know that Patrick Marleau won’t play in either game.

For those of you continuing on the Star Wars analogy, C-3PMarleau is still being put back together by the team Chewboctor.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 4, 2009 12:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

probably to quell the old notion that the “Central Sucks”

I always said that the Central Division was underrated, but someone didn’t believe me. Remember this?


(from Jan 21)

Nobody cares about your opinion.

by brokenyard on Apr 4, 2009 2:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Here’s what I said a week before that (unrelated, but I’m proud of it):

Here’s a fun fact for you: in its franchise history, Anaheim has qualified for the playoffs six times, and in every odd-numbered year they’ve qualified, they have met up with Detroit (‘97, ’99, ’03, ’07). In 2006 and 2008 the Ducks qualified but the matchup was avoided. For sure 2009 is an odd-numbered year; the only question remains whether Anaheim’s going to play past game 82 this time around.

It could be destiny.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 4, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A special “miss ya” shoutout to Sammy Pahlsson

Heh, do you ever read Mike V’s blog?

If at the beginning of the season you would had told me that trading Kunitz, Pahlsson and Moen away would make the Ducks a better team I would have punched you right in the face.

Nobody cares about your opinion.

by brokenyard on Apr 4, 2009 3:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Apparently not, but I like it so far. Is he the celebrity blogger/skateboarder guy?

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Apr 4, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yea remember sleek..we saw him at that game hehe

yea good anylasis by him

El Spade-o

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 4, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mike Valley writes a hockey blog and it actually makes sense? I guess that makes him the 2nd coolest blogger in the world. Behind me. Because I’m awesome.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Apr 4, 2009 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love how he threatens violence against his readership and everyone says “Hey, this guy’s pretty smart!”

Nobody cares about your opinion.

by brokenyard on Apr 4, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mike Valley was a crazy bastard. I remember watching the old CKY videos when I was in middle school, and in CKY2 (I think it was 2, don’t quote me on that though), he fought four frat dudes at one time and beat the shit out of them.

It was fucking awesome. Isn’t he in a band now too?

Fear The Fin: Where The Second Round Is Overrated

by Mr. Plank on Apr 4, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Here’s the fight, and here’s his music.

Kind of sounds like Every Time I Die, which is a totally kick ass by me.

Fear The Fin: Where The Second Round Is Overrated

by Mr. Plank on Apr 4, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

not that you guys care, but his name is Mike Vallely ( VA-LAY-LEE).
He gets pissed when people call him Mike Valley, and you dont want this guy pissed at you.

hooked on quack

by tu madre on Apr 4, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha, I laughed when I saw that too.

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by SK eleven on Apr 4, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ugh

I can’t believe I just cheered for a Mike Ribeiro goal. 2-1 Stars 5 minutes into the 2nd.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 4, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

spoke too soon sleek

ill be in the comments today by the way….

El Spade-o

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 4, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’ll probably be here for some of it. I’ve got a friend coming down from L.A., and we might start the game over when he arrives.

We shall see.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 4, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wont be drinking..drank the last 2 days like a drunken irish-korean….need a day off….

should be quite a game..i hope for a early score for us

El Spade-o

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 4, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

shit the blues score again…3-2

im watching over at yahoo

El Spade-o

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 4, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nashville just tied up their game, also.

Dammit.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 4, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, this is so wrong: Yay, Loui Eriksson scored. 3-3.

by g r a c e on Apr 4, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OK, so I'm going to catch up a bit later

My friend called and is on his way, but I’ll be starting the game late and skipping intermissions.

Back later.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 4, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BOBBY EFFIN RYAN…damn I love that kid!

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by SK eleven on Apr 4, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

AMEN! Not a bad pass by Getzlaf, either!

by g r a c e on Apr 4, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no kidding, I’d like more of those plays please

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by SK eleven on Apr 4, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I blame Sleek

and his Star Wars metaphor

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by CTGray on Apr 4, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Woooooo! 2-0 Ducks!

Um, but this makes me nervous. Hope there’s no deja-vu from Thursday.

by g r a c e on Apr 4, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

makes me nervous too. They tend to get to comfortable when leading so quickly…or leading any time…

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by SK eleven on Apr 4, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That pass by Getzlaf was pretty sick.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Apr 4, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I would love to see Ebbett on the scoreboard tonight — he played really well in Vancouver.

by g r a c e on Apr 4, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ebbett has really been great for the Ducks this year. He’s on cheap for next year too right?

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by SK eleven on Apr 4, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t know the terms of the contract, but it is cheap.

by g r a c e on Apr 4, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

St. Louis and Dallas heading into OT

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by SK eleven on Apr 4, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bah! Stupid Stars!

by g r a c e on Apr 4, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

well, looks like that game is over…only 1 point for SL.

Also, Nash and CBJ all tied up too

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by SK eleven on Apr 4, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How nice is it to have that Wins tiebreaker?

by g r a c e on Apr 4, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

NO KIDDING!

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by SK eleven on Apr 4, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh boy, Preds win in the shootout, too. Thank you, wins tiebreaker!

by g r a c e on Apr 4, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

nice!

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by SK eleven on Apr 4, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

…eehhhhh, that was not supposed to get posted there…

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by SK eleven on Apr 4, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL, Pronger booed…point for Sleek

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by SK eleven on Apr 4, 2009 7:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Pronger being booed is a given.

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by CTGray on Apr 4, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Am I forgetting a Pronger crime against SJ? Or are Sharks fans just jumping on the “Boo Pronger” bandwagon?

by g r a c e on Apr 4, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yea, but it’s always fun to be right about SOMETHING

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by SK eleven on Apr 4, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I actually think it dates back to his time in Edmonton, but at this point it’s just what we do.

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by CTGray on Apr 4, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ahhhh, yes. Thanks for the reminder.

by g r a c e on Apr 4, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait, is my video feed on delay? I’m at 6:50, and the score is 2-1, Ducks. But the scoreboard says 2-2!

by g r a c e on Apr 4, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

news to me!

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by SK eleven on Apr 4, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

if it's 2-2

no one told us Sharks fans

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by CTGray on Apr 4, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Never mind, scoreboard’s been corrected. Phew! For a couple of minutes, there was a horrible sense of impending doom — I thought that Pavelski breakaway was going to go in for sure!

by g r a c e on Apr 4, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

5:20 ish…still 2-1

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by SK eleven on Apr 4, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Argh, get it out get it out get it out!

by g r a c e on Apr 4, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

noo, keep it in, keep it in! (The Duck’s zone, not your zone!)

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by CTGray on Apr 4, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wonderful. Sharks start the 2nd with a power play…

by g r a c e on Apr 4, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hi everyone

What was the penalty?

hooked on quack

by tu madre on Apr 4, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

elbowing?

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by SK eleven on Apr 4, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Robbie for elbowing.

by g r a c e on Apr 4, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh. thanks.

hooked on quack

by tu madre on Apr 4, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow

I wish that was the end of the third period instead.

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by SK eleven on Apr 4, 2009 7:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I know, right? Pleaz ehnd game noww? :D

by g r a c e on Apr 4, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

your telling me….sharks start turning it on there at the end…

the d gotta be prepared for the shitty ice (talking to you whitney)

El Spade-o

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 4, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i hate joe thortan by the way….fuckin guy is crafty

El Spade-o

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 4, 2009 7:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

joe thorton is the evil emperor by the way

El Spade-o

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 4, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haha, it’s pretty hard to picture that. He seems so…mildly benign.

by g r a c e on Apr 4, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

….and, we’re back on that PK again.

by g r a c e on Apr 4, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL, I just realized my DVR was about 30 seconds behind. I thought you were just psychic for a second.

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by SK eleven on Apr 4, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Huge PEEVE!

I hate it when opposing goal tenders get an assist. That frustrates me like no other.

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by SK eleven on Apr 4, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh!!!!!!!!!! FOURTH LINE GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

by g r a c e on Apr 4, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

fucking A doggy right!

hooked on quack

by tu madre on Apr 4, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I want that to make sense…?

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by SK eleven on Apr 4, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think the main part of the phrase is: f*ing right. Only it’s not just “f*ing,” it’s “f*ing A.” And “doggy” thrown in for kicks.

At least, that’s how I read it. tu madre?

by g r a c e on Apr 4, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s just really fun to say.

People will give you looks when you say it in public.

hooked on quack

by tu madre on Apr 4, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it does. You just gotta say it out loud. Go ahead, try it.

hooked on quack

by tu madre on Apr 4, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’ll be forced to use that in everyday conversation now. I’ll enjoy the looks on peoples faces. Thanks! :)

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by SK eleven on Apr 4, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

:)

hooked on quack

by tu madre on Apr 4, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

NICE!

That Mike Brown works his ass off…glad to see him get rewarded!

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by SK eleven on Apr 4, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

puhahaha, thanks Plihal!

by g r a c e on Apr 4, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No no no no, no fourth line goal by sharks! Please clear puck!!!

by g r a c e on Apr 4, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

the Ducks’ inability to clear the puck always freaks me out. It always seems to mean they are giving up a goal or penalty. phew

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by SK eleven on Apr 4, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haha, the Sharks announcers couldn’t keep the glee from creeping into their voices as Perry got pasted.

by g r a c e on Apr 4, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

how can you hear the Sharks announcers? What channel are you on?

hooked on quack

by tu madre on Apr 4, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m watching online via the NHL’s GameCenter Live. They usually provide the home team’s feed.

by g r a c e on Apr 4, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

nice.

hooked on quack

by tu madre on Apr 4, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

MO-EN! Stop hurting our guys!

by g r a c e on Apr 4, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

the ducks gotta stop allowing those passes from behind the net to streaking d….its gonna cost us

El Spade-o

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 4, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! WOOHOO!

by g r a c e on Apr 4, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

TEEMUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!

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by SK eleven on Apr 4, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

nice poke hiller!

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by SK eleven on Apr 4, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

hillers descion making over the past games…making me nervous…

El Spade-o

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 4, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

what? You don’t appreciate it when he streaks out to the blue line to make a save? or sprawls on his stomach 3 feet from the crease?

me either.

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by SK eleven on Apr 4, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

His play sure isn’t for the faint of heart.

by g r a c e on Apr 4, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

me too.
But I still feel safer with him in over Giguere.

hooked on quack

by tu madre on Apr 4, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yea true….still..scary scary

El Spade-o

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 4, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

diddo.

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by SK eleven on Apr 4, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ever notice he spends alot of time on his knees too?

these both sound sexual.

hooked on quack

by tu madre on Apr 4, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hes a pro though hes got kneepads…hehe

El Spade-o

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 4, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh? only pros use kneepads?

haha.

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by SK eleven on Apr 4, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i take that back…knee pads are not required to be a pro

El Spade-o

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 4, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

agreed.
Infact I’ve never had a chick actually wear knee pads.
hmmm…..sounds fun though (and funny)

hooked on quack

by tu madre on Apr 4, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

now if shethrew on goggles on top of the pads…..that could be intresting

El Spade-o

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 4, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and probably very smart…

….anyway……………..

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by SK eleven on Apr 4, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

aww u picked up on it sk hehe

El Spade-o

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 4, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, opponents’ analysts LOVE harping on this. “Hiller automatically goes down on everything.”

…Wait…um…

by g r a c e on Apr 4, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

maybe thats not a good thing….you dont want your significant other going down of everything….only you…and maybe another chic if u got a 3 way going

hiller sounds like a whore lol

El Spade-o

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 4, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jonas “the whore” Hiller.
I like it.
I think it could it stick.

hooked on quack

by tu madre on Apr 4, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

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by SK eleven on Apr 4, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love it when he whores his glove hand like that!

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by SK eleven on Apr 4, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OH WOW…I didn’t realize that was so terrible sounding until after posting!

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by SK eleven on Apr 4, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahaha

hooked on quack

by tu madre on Apr 4, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you kiss your momma with that mouf lol

El Spade-o

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 4, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow

I wish that was the end of the third period instead

haha

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by SK eleven on Apr 4, 2009 8:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i know right…..damn..one more period

El Spade-o

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 4, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mini update

I’ve just finished the first period — so far, so good, but I’m not reading anything yet.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 4, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I love hearing that the team who eliminated the Ducks last year is not going to the playoffs…

suckas!!!

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by SK eleven on Apr 4, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i got a personal hate for the stars…so yea i am loving it

El Spade-o

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 4, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

anything from Texas.

hooked on quack

by tu madre on Apr 4, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why does time pass so quickly when your team is trailing and so slowly when it’s leading? GO CLOCK!

by g r a c e on Apr 4, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

seriously, I just looked at the clock and realized that there was WAY more time than I thought there would be!

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by SK eleven on Apr 4, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

where sleek..hes usally posting…go clock go!!!

El Spade-o

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 4, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

8:45 left!? What is taking SO LONG?!

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by SK eleven on Apr 4, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

definitely not comfortable with 3 minutes left and the Ducks going on PK

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by SK eleven on Apr 4, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know. Don’t want to give the Sharks anything to build on tomorrow.

by g r a c e on Apr 4, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

too late, them losing is enough to build a fire in them.

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by SK eleven on Apr 4, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I do NOT appreciate how much effort Moen is exerting tonight…

by g r a c e on Apr 4, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yea wtf moen….this is the second game….u that mad man?

El Spade-o

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 4, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can’t believe this is the first PP of the night for the Ducks.

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by SK eleven on Apr 4, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

EFFIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by SK eleven on Apr 4, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BEAUTIFUL

hooked on quack

by tu madre on Apr 4, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh, this game is just a dream.

by g r a c e on Apr 4, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Getzlaf with a 4-point night.

by g r a c e on Apr 4, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh Pronger, you big oaf.

by g r a c e on Apr 4, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jolly Green Dumbass

hooked on quack

by tu madre on Apr 4, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hiller looks good.
calm and in control.

hooked on quack

by tu madre on Apr 4, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So he’s faced 23 SOG. Think he’ll be in net tomorrow?

by g r a c e on Apr 4, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you beat me to it!

i think so.

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by SK eleven on Apr 4, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whoops, that’s 30 SOG

by g r a c e on Apr 4, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thinks he’ll be in goal tomorrow.
Giguere will be put in for one of the last two games.

hooked on quack

by tu madre on Apr 4, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no way…think jiggy tommmorw

El Spade-o

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 4, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I post over here and the Sharks lose. Looks like I can’t post here when the Sharks are playing the Ducks. That game was terrible (for us)

I still blame Sleek.

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by CTGray on Apr 4, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I suppose it goes without saying, but you’re welcome here any time! ;)

by g r a c e on Apr 4, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

seriously, hope to see you around tomorrow too!!!

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by SK eleven on Apr 4, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i blame sleek for everything….death in world…..brian adams…..

El Spade-o

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 4, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know Columbus has a game in hand on the Ducks, but we’re only one point behind them. They’ve got a home-and-home series with the Blackhawks and then finish with back-to-back games in St. Louis and then hosting Minnesota.

Hmmm….

by g r a c e on Apr 4, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

well, I’d really rather not play Vancouver in the first round…

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by SK eleven on Apr 4, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, you’re probably right. I was initially thinking about Calgary b/c they’re currently in the 3rd spot b/c of the wins tiebreaker, but Vancouver’s schedule is slightly more favorable. The Canucks face the Avs twice and the Kings once, in addition to a head-to-head matchup with the Flames. The Flames, in addition to the game against the Canucks, play the Kings and have a home-and-home with the OIlers.

Anyhow, this is probably pie in the sky. But with the way the Ducks have played recently, it’s hard not to get a little tipsy on Positivity.

by g r a c e on Apr 4, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anyhow, this is probably pie in the sky. But with the way the Ducks have played recently, it’s hard not to get a little tipsy on Positivity.

CAUTION: that hangover is a bitch!

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by SK eleven on Apr 4, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’ve been drinking Taurino cervesa. It’s cheap and I got it at Fresh and Easy. It’s just like Corona.
thats what I’m trying to get tipsy on. Does anyone know the alcohol content for this beer, it seems kinda weak.

hooked on quack

by tu madre on Apr 4, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Woo hoo!

Sorry I missed out on the comments — I got sidetracked, but lately that’s worked out just swell.

I’ll be around for the comments tomorrow, though, so I’m sure the Ducks are bound to blow it.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 4, 2009 10:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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