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Ducks Gameday—Happy Blog Birthday, Mom!

Anaheim Ducks (8th in west) at Detroit Red Wings (2nd in west)
Series tied 2-2, JavaGeek Odds: DET 65%
Winging It In Motown, A2Y, On the Wings, IAmJoe, Triple Deke -- we're all nearing the brink of insanity.

(Author's note: I had drawn up the cartoons early for this post and had planned to write some more and publish it last night.  But then, in a totally decent twist of plans, I ended up drinking way too late with a pal in L.A. last night.  After a restaurant breakfast and a tired drive home, I'm not inspired to add too much right now, but I'll try to make up for it in the comments.).

Well, ain't this a doozy. As previously noted, the Anaheim Ducks have made the postseason seven times in their franchise history, and they've met up with the Detroit Red Wings five of those times. Each team has taken two series apiece, and now has taken two games apiece. Best of seven has wittled down to best of three.

And I couldn't be more pleased. Or more scared. Or more excited. If you told me two months ago that the uninspired Ducks would make the playoffs, knock off the Presidents' Trophy Sharks, and take a Detroit series down to a best-of-three, I would have advised you to sell your television for a few months.  And yet here we are, with any number of possibilities tonight -- who will be the hero?  who will be the goat?

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Game Five, Pokemon-style!

The Ducks are 0-4 when Versus gets coverage in SoCal, and 6-0 when it's on a different channel.  Tonight we get the lucky-yet-painful Hayward; let's hope his productive-yet-irritating streak keeps up.

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Bottoms up, kids.

As I mentioned on the last gameday, yesterday was BoC's third blog birthday -- and again, thanks to all involved.  I've drawn up the cartoon above and shoved it in the right sidebar -- that should last another year, I think. 

For those of you on a more traditional calendar, though: Happy Mother's Day.  And Mom?  Please stop reading my blog.

Prediction: At least one of the BoC teams gets their birthday wish.  And sure, Pronger gets booed.

Go Ducks.

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zomg that looks like a red winged Kirby

Happy belated b-day BoC. May you continue to shower us with profanity laden hockey wit for many more years.

Maybe shower wasn’t the best word…

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by CTGray on May 10, 2009 12:51 PM PDT reply actions  

yes, happy birthday BoC!
Sleek your Hiller shirt is the ill shit, son.
and lastly Go Ducks, do it for your moms.

happy mothers day to all you moms out there.

hooked on quack

by tu madre on May 10, 2009 12:56 PM PDT reply actions  

thanks BOCers

congrats on 3 years. you guys do a great job, and ES, i enjoy your brand of honest (and ironically sober) analysis. i’ve been a reader for years, but now that i’m far away from home, i really appreciate having someplace to go to feel involved. so thanks to BOC, and all the commenters.

by magni on May 10, 2009 1:02 PM PDT reply actions  

happy birthday, fashionably late

"miss u, CR baby...u want 2 get back 2gether?"

by sleza on May 10, 2009 1:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, why is the King the only one passed out? I guarantee you Kings fans are better drinkers than Sharks fans.

I predict unprecedented levels of hilarity from Hayward during this game. I want him and Larry Murphy to call the game together; I guarantee you they’ll be choking one another with their own entrails by the end of the 1st.

…God, this Laker game sucks.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on May 10, 2009 1:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I think he’s just resting his eyes.

There was some joke in there about how 3 human years is equal to 21 duck years and 21 shark years, but I lack the veterinary knowledge and the willingness to look it up to really tell you that it’s true.

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by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting transition from diapers to bottles.

by g r a c e on May 10, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Next year it’ll probably be back to tricycles. I really have no idea what happens to kids when they’re three years old — they learn a new type of scream?

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by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

tricycles would have been idea for 3.

Funny, when I looked at it I put the bloggers in as their respective characters…I just figured it meant Rudy couldn’t hold his liquor as well.

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by SK eleven on May 10, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, trikes are for 3-year-olds. My 4-year-old niece likes to dress up as Disney princesses. Make it happen next year, Earl. The Shark can be Ariel.

by g r a c e on May 10, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, nothing personal intended there — just when the blog birthday happens in the postseason, that’s bound to influence the design.

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by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Christ, the last week sucked. Tip to all: Never tell your buddy you’ll cover his Detroit PS Middle School classes, no matter how much extra he promises to pay. Good God…

Question: Could the Duck’s decision to break with the Iowa Chops be fueled by the possibility of Ryan Getzlaf recovering from the Swine Flu?

"Don't touch my dream with your dirty hands!"

by Justice and Rule on May 10, 2009 1:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I dunno, but I’m kind of pissed about it. I do draw a pretty mean pig.

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by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

That pig is a whole lot more frightening than Wildwing, sorry to say. I mean, that thing looks pissed, and you drew the stick so it looks like he’s going to tomahawk someone. And seriously, wouldn’t you be frightened by a pig dressed in hockey gear jumping out from underneath a few solid inches of ice?

"Don't touch my dream with your dirty hands!"

by Justice and Rule on May 10, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

that is fantastic

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by CTGray on May 10, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit, that’s awesome! Is that life-size?

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by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hehe. Life size for a cake, anyway.

An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.

by texacogirl on May 10, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I am mighty impressed by your cake-decorating skills. I don’t know if I’ve ever seen black icing before.

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by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just rec’d that cake.

Nobody cares about your opinion.

by brokenyard on May 10, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seconded- that is frakking awesome.

Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution

by Mr. Plank on May 10, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

thirded

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by spectr17 on May 10, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay Soccer…get off my TV

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by SK eleven on May 10, 2009 1:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, but I guess I appreciate that it’s non-stressful. There’s some upside.

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by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Happy belated blog birthday BoC- glad to see you celebrated it right last night Sleek. Drank a little too baby formula eh ;)

Great cake by the way. Hopefully none of you guys are Vegans, because that looks like one helluva slab of meat.

Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution

by Mr. Plank on May 10, 2009 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY! WIZ

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by SK eleven on May 10, 2009 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Certainly good news.

An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.

by texacogirl on May 10, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s preliminary, but one other nickname I’m considering for the guy is the Wii.

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by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like Nokelainen, I just like saying Wisniewski’s whole name

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by SK eleven on May 10, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like Wisniewski & Christensen are in, Festerling and Green are out.

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by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Chelios is sitting to allow Derek Meech in the lineup, they said Abdelkader is in too, but didn’t say for who.

I think it must be Kopecky, they said something about he got hurt when Beauchemin kicked his ass in that fight the other night.

Seeing Quincey do well in LA and Chelios remaining on the Wings roster makes me angry.

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by IAmJoe on May 10, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hee, I heard Kopecky may need facial surgery to repair broken facial bones.

Beauch broke Kopecky’s face!

by g r a c e on May 10, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Kopecky is out with a broken face.

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by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

at least we won something in game 4

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by SK eleven on May 10, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Won an extra home game six — the Anaheim accountants will like that.

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by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting how RC doesn’t even bother starting Effin on the top line

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by SK eleven on May 10, 2009 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I called into work today, so I could sit here and watch the game.

Let’s hope it wasn’t to see a loss, hmmm?

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by IAmJoe on May 10, 2009 2:14 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s a big enough game — win or lose, you made the right call.

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by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good chances on both sides so far. I’m having this strange urge to bite my nails.

An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.

by texacogirl on May 10, 2009 2:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Whitney sure knows how to get to the puck on icing! apply that to the rest of the game please.

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by SK eleven on May 10, 2009 2:14 PM PDT reply actions  

This game seems to be a bit slow. I mean, both teams seem to be skating slow. Or is that just the Jager?

An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.

by texacogirl on May 10, 2009 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I was just thinking the same thing actually.

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by SK eleven on May 10, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody wants to make a G5 critical mistake. Nobody wants to make a Lilja.

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by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I had to rec that. El-O-El

An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.

by texacogirl on May 10, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you think that was the motivational quote written on the white board in the locker rooms?

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by SK eleven on May 10, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOW…way to call for the replay!

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by SK eleven on May 10, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it just seems pretty quiet and low-energy. I dunno, kinda wierd.

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by IAmJoe on May 10, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seeing as this is playoff hockey, yeah it is weird. There just seems to be very little intensity from either side even though the Wings dominated that period.

An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.

by texacogirl on May 10, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll add, I went skating on Wednesday for the first time in 10 years and I’m still sore. So maybe the effect of the triple OT is really catching up? I know they are all more in shape than me but still. Triple OT is nothing to sneeze at.

An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.

by texacogirl on May 10, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice! Doing ice or roller? Roller is definitely a little easier (and cheaper) if you’re looking to get back into the game, or learn to play it. If you’re doing roller, I know a few places here around Denver that are pretty good.

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by IAmJoe on May 10, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, I’m doing both. I got a pair of rollerblades so I can practice off ice and I’ll get to public skate when I can to practice ice skating. I really suck right now but I’m thinking positive. I’ll get used to it. I really want to play hockey so it may take a while before I’m ready, but whatev.

An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.

by texacogirl on May 10, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

So expensive, $9 every time you want to go skating at Anaheim Ice over here… it adds up fast.

Nobody cares about your opinion.

by brokenyard on May 10, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, we have a number of local roller rinks in parks and stuff around here, so I go up to those every so often.

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by IAmJoe on May 10, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

$10 here plus $3 for skates but I have free passes to help mitigate the costs. I figure if I can get comfortable on rollerblades off ice, on ice will be that much easier.

An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.

by texacogirl on May 10, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I play weekly down at Rocky Mountain Roller hockey in Lakewood, and have been trying to get a spot in one of the leagues at Bladium in Stapleton. I don’t really do ice much, since its so damn expensive, and with my work schedule being balls too, I tend to stick to things that I know work for my schedule well.

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by IAmJoe on May 10, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hehe. My co-workers have all but promised to get me riled up before a game if I will play inline hockey. Not like I need help, mind you.

An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.

by texacogirl on May 10, 2009 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you do roller, don’t be one of those tards that goes out there looking like they’ve stuffed a shirt full of pillows, they’re so padded. You don’t need that much padding, and all it does is make you look silly, especially if you’re not good enough to actually be needing that padding for shot blocks and puck battles and such.

RMR is a pretty nice setup, I really like playing down there, but its a decent drive for me from Thornton. Bladium is a lot closer to me, but its pretty bunk. The bar upstairs at Bladium is pretty cool though, I’ve gone up there a few times with my roommate to just have a couple drinks and watch some hockey.

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by IAmJoe on May 10, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

All I have are elbow, knee, and wrist guards. You bet your ass if I play ice hockey I’ll have the gear. For inline? Not so much.

An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.

by texacogirl on May 10, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good, good. I’ve seen a couple people out there that look like the stay-puft marshmellow man out there.

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by IAmJoe on May 10, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

They obviously don’t know that it’s not real hockey lol.

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by texacogirl on May 10, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

What do you know? I can hold my breath for two minutes.

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by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 2:29 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL!!!!!!!!

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by SK eleven on May 10, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

That takes talent. Congratulations.

An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.

by texacogirl on May 10, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

it actually just takes practice…the Ducks give you a lot of opportunities to do that.

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by SK eleven on May 10, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Us Avs fans quit our training half way through the season because it wasn’t worth it anymore.

An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.

by texacogirl on May 10, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hiller!! (Or Post! (again))

by g r a c e on May 10, 2009 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

We really need to give a qualifying offer to that post.

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by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

He should be showing those posts some love, for sure. Budaj always tapped the posts after they made saves for him.

An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.

by texacogirl on May 10, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brown-Ebbett-Nokelainen.

Don’t ask me why, but I like it.

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by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

fast and fiesty

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by SK eleven on May 10, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I HATE when they throw up stats like that.

UGH!

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by SK eleven on May 10, 2009 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Playing The Boss at a hockey game? Thumbs down.

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by texacogirl on May 10, 2009 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Giving a thumbs down to The Boss? Thumbs down.

Although Dancing In The Dark was a pretty shoddy choice.

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by Mr. Plank on May 10, 2009 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it just that Bobby has forgotten how to skate? been on his ass a lot lately

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by SK eleven on May 10, 2009 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s our Teemu!

Strong breeze, and he’s down like a stock market.

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by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

anxiety is good for your jokes ES

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by SK eleven on May 10, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Way to draw the call, Teemu.

by g r a c e on May 10, 2009 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Hahahahahaha

Datsyuk whiffs!!!!

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by texacogirl on May 10, 2009 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

good thing too, cause apparently ALL 5 DUCKS couldn’t seem to stop him

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by SK eleven on May 10, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ya

That was a really bad PP, as in, Avs bad. One SOG and shorthanded chances for the Wings. Ouch.

An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.

by texacogirl on May 10, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really can’t knock special teams at this point, though.

G1 through G4, the Wings have scored 5 PPGs in more than 30 minutes of PP time. The Ducks have scored 5 PPGs in a bit more than 18 minutes of PP time. That ‘equality’ is keeping us alive in this series.

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by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the penalty kill since the Ducks can’t seem to stay out of the box. And yeah, I’ve only noted a couple of anemic PPs by the Ducks whereas with the Avs, it was the only consistency we saw in the team.

An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.

by texacogirl on May 10, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’d be great, but I’m not complaining about any tie at this point.

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by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

No kidding. Thank the hockey gods for the posts. lol

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by texacogirl on May 10, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

My gawd

has the NHL gone so PC? The buzzer sounds and because Teemu is skating next to Wing the linesman grabs Teemu to stop I guess what he thinks is Teemu from jumping the guy?

So when the buzzer sounds any player that is next to an opposing player needs to be tackled LOL

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by spectr17 on May 10, 2009 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Teemu probably gave the linesman $20 to do that. You know, street cred.

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by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, maybe that’s it.

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by spectr17 on May 10, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

TSN feed lol. I’m watching on NHL Network and it kills me every time they say “agaiiinst” like it’s supposed to be pronounced.

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by texacogirl on May 10, 2009 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

same here

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by IAmJoe on May 10, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pffft I think Bob McKenzie just dogged my boy Darren Helm

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by IAmJoe on May 10, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I like Helm — that guy looks scary out there constantly. But it’s true what my Red Wing buddy told me as a scouting report — he’s all speed, but he’s not very good at pulling up. He’s that Mighty Ducks kid who can’t stop.

But yeah, as a kid — that’s definitely a promising look.

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by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, and for no good reason I keep calling that kid “Hellmuth” after the brat poker player. It’s nothing based on his play, just once I start saying the name I can’t stop with one syllable.

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by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t care if he can’t stop and never learns. Being that fast, not being afraid to get in someone’s face, and generally being around when good things happen… Hell, if you have to, you put him in Lidstrom’s pocket as a lucky charm. Awesome guy to have around.

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by IAmJoe on May 10, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, he’ll improve — that’s the beauty of kids. And that’s probably the area he’ll improve in.

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by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Yeah

He did lololol. That was hilarious.

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by texacogirl on May 10, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dumbass McKenzie. Darren Helm is the fucking man.

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by IAmJoe on May 10, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

TSN can’t keep Jonas and Johan straight. Awesome. /sarcasm

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by texacogirl on May 10, 2009 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

OK, no more making fun of Datsyuk.

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by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn.

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by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit

Hinny scores.

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by texacogirl on May 10, 2009 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Thats #7 on the playoffs so far for him.

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by IAmJoe on May 10, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did I need to know that? Nope.

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by texacogirl on May 10, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I was originally going to ask if that was more or less than he got in a single playoff series last year, that I couldn’t remember, but I decided to stop short of that.

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by IAmJoe on May 10, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

WEEEEEEEE

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by IAmJoe on May 10, 2009 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Go Ducks!

Goooo!!!

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by texacogirl on May 10, 2009 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Awww Shit

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by texacogirl on May 10, 2009 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK!

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by SK eleven on May 10, 2009 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH

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by IAmJoe on May 10, 2009 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s going to count. Two times this year there have been very close calls — both were goals.

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by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

yea, i think it’s good too

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by SK eleven on May 10, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two times in the four games of this season series, that is.

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by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, there’s that, and the fact that it was a good goal.

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by IAmJoe on May 10, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it’s good. I wasn’t even really going off a replay on the comment.

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by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

RC

Reading the riot act to the Ducks according to TSN lol.

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by texacogirl on May 10, 2009 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

So now that they’ve shown us that fucking stat about winning and scoring first…think they’ll put the nail in the coffin by showing us the stat after trailing by 2?

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by SK eleven on May 10, 2009 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

That being said, Hiller is having a good game this afternoon unlike the last one. He has kept the Ducks in this one so far (along with the posts). Ducks have to step up their game.. or else.

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by texacogirl on May 10, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I’m not really sure about the style the Ducks are playing now, but they’ve yet to come back from 2 goals back against DET in their playoff history (I think) — may as well go balls-out.

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by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

First thing I noted, dump and chase is what is being played right now. Dump and chase won’t work. The Ducks have to take puck possession, hit, and fight hard to win this game. I’m not seeing any of that. Oh, goal scoring is good too. Osgood is easily broken.

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by texacogirl on May 10, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hiller, yes. The defense, not so much. That was a nice move Franzen made to get loose for that first goal.

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by IAmJoe on May 10, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exposed Whitney for one of his two weaknesses — his defense. Also acceptable: physicality.

But hey, there’s minutes left.

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by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I smile when I’ve heard a few people refer to Whitney as the replacement for Pronger.

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by IAmJoe on May 10, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

This sequence is phenomenal

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by IAmJoe on May 10, 2009 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Did the Wings get two line changes there? Geez.

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by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

They had at least one. Three guys changed up while the other two held the puck in versus the entire Ducks. That was funny.

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by IAmJoe on May 10, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

very little laughing over here…just as an FYI

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by SK eleven on May 10, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

great series

two guys hold in the puck against 4/5 ducks

then get like 45-60 seconds of solid pressure

then they ice it and stay on the ice

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by IAmJoe on May 10, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG, that shift was terrible.

by g r a c e on May 10, 2009 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone feel like regrouping? Might be time.

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by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Carlyle should’ve taken a timeout on that icing, I would say. Getting run around, chasing the puck, tired group after an already long and bad shift, already down 2-0, I would’ve taken the timeout

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by IAmJoe on May 10, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, I’m with Carlyle there — he’ll need his timeout later, I wager, and that line has to figure out their own mess after the needless icing.

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by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a big believer in “dude, chill the hell out” timeouts. In football or hockey, when you’re already reeling, and they’re setting up the knockout punch, you take that timeout, sit down, chill out. Don’t even need to say anything most of the time, just stop, chill out, and do it right.

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by IAmJoe on May 10, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Depends — down two, an end-of-game timeout is a huge thing to give up. I’m not certain it should be automatic there.

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by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

It depends on the team and the coach. If settling down has been a pattern, it’s a good thing.

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by texacogirl on May 10, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, and that may be the thing — Carlyle typically calls that timeout. But I think his not calling it was kind of a message, if that makes sense.

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by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it was a good message for the players…

When they said he was going to take one…I thought, nah…let them suffer for a bit longer

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by SK eleven on May 10, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it makes sense… unless your goal is to win the game and not punish players like in the regular season.

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by texacogirl on May 10, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I knew there was a reason I started drinking early for this game…

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by texacogirl on May 10, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Likewise. I probably started last night, but this Walker is going down pretty fast.

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by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kronwall is a douche. That is all.

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by texacogirl on May 10, 2009 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

OK, scoreboard-based refereeing, thanks for your help.

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by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck

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by IAmJoe on May 10, 2009 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

OH BOY DID WE NEED THAT ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!

by g r a c e on May 10, 2009 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Whitney — about time you broke that “scoring in a Duck jersey” cherry!

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by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Duckis Score!!!

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by texacogirl on May 10, 2009 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

still winning, tex

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by IAmJoe on May 10, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

uhhhhhhh, too soon for that one.

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by SK eleven on May 10, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Naw. It’s too soon for my other pic waiting in the “wings”.

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by texacogirl on May 10, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know Ducks fans, though — feel free. I’ve been to games when the crowd starts chanting “Turrrr – cooooo, Turrrr – cooooo”, and I almost have to stand up, turn around, and point out that the Ducks are losing on the scoreboard.

Anaheim Ducks — where any nonsensical cheering goes!

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by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goalie chants and “so in so sucks” are my two least favorite…

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by SK eleven on May 10, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

My pet peeve is “Refs you suck”, because it’s coming once a game, no matter what happens. I do cut it some slack, though, because (a) it makes me laugh, and (b) at times it does seem to affect refereeing.

I think four times a year (out of 41) the “Refs you Suck” is delivered in an appropriate situation, but whatever. Keep at it, Ducks fans.

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by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea I’d like to hate that one – but it tends to get the crowd fired up, and I’m all for that.

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by SK eleven on May 10, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fake-Pahlsson shows us how Real-Pahlsson would also have not have scored that goal. Damn, I miss Real-Pahlsson.

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by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 3:39 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Helm loses his helmet. Hee!

by g r a c e on May 10, 2009 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

They are playing some serious cheesy ass music in the Joe today.

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by texacogirl on May 10, 2009 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Dump, chase, rinse, repeat. Not working.

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by texacogirl on May 10, 2009 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Dump, chase, dump, rinse, repeat. I think they’re close.

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by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess if it’s any consolation, the Ducks are exactly where they were two years ago in G5 — a tied series, down by a goal going into the 3rd, and me scared as fuck.

Watch your deflections, Lidstrom.

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by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Watch your deflections, Lidstrom.

or not

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by SK eleven on May 10, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I guess one other positivity sign — March 24th was the last time the Ducks were held to 1 goal or less through regulation. Question may be more about whether the Ducks can hold the Wings to the two they’ve got.

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by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

BTW, not to point out the obvious

but a huge third period by the Ducks would be an excellent way to celebrate this blog’s third birthday.

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by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 4:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Love that klepto-glove

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by SK eleven on May 10, 2009 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Yeah

In fact, there should be a shrine dedicated to Hiller’s glove since it’s such a beast.

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by texacogirl on May 10, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was Bryzgalov to down Canada in the World Championship final this year. Revenge of the BOC goalies.

by pj48 on May 10, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Epic.

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by texacogirl on May 10, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

That one is of Nabokov last year, I need to make one for Bryzgalomite.

by pj48 on May 10, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crosby. Ovechkin. Crosby. Ovechkin. Crosby. Ovechkin. Ovechkin. Ovechkin. Crosby. Ovechkin. Crosby. Ovechkin. Crosby. Ovechkin. Ovechkin. Ovechkin. Crosby. Crosby. Crosby. Ovechkin. Ovechkin. Ovechkin. Ovechkin. Ovechkin. Ovechkin. Ovechkin. Crosby. Ovechkin. Crosby. Ovechkin. Crosby. Ovechkin. Ovechkin. Ovechkin. Crosby. Ovechkin. Crosby. Ovechkin. Crosby. Ovechkin. Ovechkin. Ovechkin. Crosby. Crosby. Crosby. Ovechkin. Ovechkin. Ovechkin. Ovechkin. Ovechkin. Ovechkin. Ovechkin.

Why the [expletive deleted] is this game not on NBC, Fox or Versus? [expletive deleted] [expletive deleted] [expletive deleted] .

by pj48 on May 10, 2009 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

[expletive deleted] .

by pj48 on May 10, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

One Word

Golf.

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by texacogirl on May 10, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s on NHL Network. If you don’t have it, get your head out of your [expletive deleted] and pick it up!

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by Mr. Plank on May 10, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have to move over one room to watch it on my brother’s gargantun 60 inch tv. Too much effort.

by pj48 on May 10, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t worry, I’m right in the same boat with you. I have a laptop, and most of the time I’m too lazy to bring the power chord out so I can chat during the game.

Today I was feeling spright.

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by Mr. Plank on May 10, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought NHL Network came with basic cable … cause I have it, but dont’ recall asking for it.

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by ang6666 on May 10, 2009 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ya know, I’ve never been a big fan of Hayward (read: I always loathed listening to him), but I actually enjoy him when I don’t have any emotional investment in the game. I’m still trying to figure out why, but I’m thinking it’s because of his blatant homerism- I may not feel passionately about the specific plays, but he does, and that keeps it interesting.

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by Mr. Plank on May 10, 2009 4:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I can’t explain Hayward properly to people. Yes, he does bring an insight to the game, and yet somehow you are still stupider after watching him.

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by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who is play-by-play, and who is color on the Ducks home tv broadcast?

by pj48 on May 10, 2009 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hayward is color, and Ahlers is play by play. I’ve never had a problem with Ahlers, he’s top-notch. I believe he does games for Versus as well.

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by Mr. Plank on May 10, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Other than an affinity for the phrase “rims it around the boards” and an inexplicable rally cry of “Let’s talk about it!” (at the top of his lungs, it’s hilarious), I have no problem with Ahlers.

Fuck.

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by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gah

Sonofabitch

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by texacogirl on May 10, 2009 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

………….

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by SK eleven on May 10, 2009 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY

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by IAmJoe on May 10, 2009 4:28 PM PDT reply actions  

you are a brave soul .. :)

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by ang6666 on May 10, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just want to share my joy with everyone

throws some joy at Ducks fans

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by IAmJoe on May 10, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha ha !

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by ang6666 on May 10, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

A shark fan intercepted mine.

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by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

oops … sorry ! :)

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by ang6666 on May 10, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here’s some more joy for you, Earl

skeet skeet skeet

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by IAmJoe on May 10, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here’s the kicker. Even if everything goes right for the Ducks in G6 in Anaheim, I’m not sure how much of G7 I’ll be able to watch — it’s quite possible I stress out the end of this series on a cell phone.

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by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder what Brett Hull thinks of that foot in the crease, and the entire body, and the other foot tucked behind Hiller’s leg.

That is the downside of Anaheim being the NHL’s version of the nasty boys, who is supposed to listen when they complain about a penalty or a late hit? No one. The only solution for the Ducks is to goon it up.

Credit to Anaheim for playing every minute like the series is on the line. [Expletive deleted] Sharks.

by pj48 on May 10, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goddamn Hellmuth.

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by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s the man!

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by IAmJoe on May 10, 2009 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, that stat about his having played more playoff games than regular season games is great.

This is playoff game #27 and counting, versus 23 in the regular season. How much more badass can you get?

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by IAmJoe on May 10, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two Words

Joe Sakic. Most playoff goals ever. That’s way more bad ass. And Journey sucks.

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by texacogirl on May 10, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey! back up now … I LOVE Journey!

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by ang6666 on May 10, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey you know what?

YOU SUCK!

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by IAmJoe on May 10, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO

U

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by texacogirl on May 10, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure, but I think you’ve got to apply that label to Josh Green then. I swear, until G2 of this series, I have never seen that guy before in my life.

Mystery Duck!

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by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Such a shame

a good game and maybe series ruined by some suck azz ref, AGAIN!!

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on May 10, 2009 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

how the hell do you figure?

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by IAmJoe on May 10, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Refs you suck!”

Once a game, guaranteed.

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by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

two feet clearly in the crease and you prevent the goalie from moving to cover the other side of open net.

The my homer friend, is the very definition of goalie interference. Would be the same for Ozzy

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by spectr17 on May 10, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah … granted that should have been looked at … but not the first time that type of move has been allowed … I recall seeing it not that long ago … tho can’t recall the game

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by ang6666 on May 10, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s true, but I’ll warn you — the Ducks have also scored some goals in their playoff history that I was sure were going to be called back, but weren’t.

I think once we knocked Hasek into the net and it was a goal.

Things like rules are irrelevant this time of year, anyways.

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by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

just because it’s happened before doesn’t excuse the sorry azz reffing.

Get it right or hang up your sorry orange armband.

Kind of hard to miss a player CLEARLY in the crease 3 feet in front of you.

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by spectr17 on May 10, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

you’re wrong dude. just plain wrong. And even if you’re right about the one goal, it doesn’t change the game or the series.

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by IAmJoe on May 10, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just for argument’s sake, I’ll counter. It’s kind of hard to miss a loose puck in the crease 8 feet in front of you (G3). You play through that shit.

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by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

This one could’ve been a makeup call. Just bad for the series.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on May 10, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not even makeup, dude. It’s just refs make the calls the way they’re expected to, but you want to win a series? Don’t rely one bit on the refs doing you favors (or even their job). Get it fucking done.

Ducks did that in ‘07. Now it’s murky.

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by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hear ya Earl but you CANNOT beat a ref call. It’s a comeback killer. It can demoralize a team that’s fouhgt back and DESERVES THE RIGHT FUCKING CALL

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by spectr17 on May 10, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somehow, the Wings got a much worse call against, on a much more significant play, and ended up coming back from down 2-1. Stop crying.

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by IAmJoe on May 10, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

You haven’t seen enough playoffs, my friend. It’s a fucking fuck-shit.; just hope that somehow you end up on top.

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by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

well clearly they had a reason to allow it … (shrugs) … in every game there is reason to bitch that things didn’t go your way … regardless of the team you support

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by ang6666 on May 10, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, that third goal completely ruined the game and maybe the series. Even though the Ducks only ever scored one goal. It’s not that I’m being a big homer, its that I don’t buy your melodrama.

Depending on who is making the call that night, either being in the crease is absolutely 100% unacceptable, more as more often is the case, being in the crease is fine as long as you’re not actively hindering the goalie. Look at how Hiller’s legs are positioned on that play. No way was Hiller making that save.

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by IAmJoe on May 10, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

you’re a freakin homer dude, admit it, you’ll keep some cred.

I’m a blues fan so Im neutral except I want the DUcks to knock the Wings out. I’d argue the same thing for Ozzie, Habi, whoever. Especially when it’s as obvious as the nose on your face.

Get the call right, the ref are fuckin up some good games.

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by spectr17 on May 10, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Im a blues fan so im neutral”

“detwat detwat detwat”

you’re funny dude

If you want to sit here and be melodramatic and say that one irrelevant goal call ruins the game and the series, after what happened in G3, you’re kidding yourself.

The fucking letter of the law says that being in the crease is illegal, but it is up to the referees discretion. The letter of the law, as well as the ref’s boss, Steve Walkom, says that screening the goalie of any kind is illegal. That shows you how smart the letter of the law is. Its referee discretion, and thats why goals don’t get disallowed over normal screening, or someone happening to be in the crease, when it doesn’t interfere with the goalie. Hiller was down on the left side, down on his left leg, with his right leg fully stretched out. There was no way he was suddenly jumping over the right, into the spot that Cleary was in. Get a clue dude. Seriously.

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by IAmJoe on May 10, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even without semantics, if the ref wasn’t going to explicitly call that penalty on that play, it’s a goal.

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by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

If there’s one thing I know, it’s that Blues fans are never neutral when the Wings are involved. I’ll never call myself neutral in Blues affairs. :-P

"Don't touch my dream with your dirty hands!"

by Justice and Rule on May 10, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Christ, this has been a tough game to watch. The Wings have been dominating the shot count, but both teams look really lethargic and out of it. Does anyone know if both teams went on a huge drinking binge the night before?

On the Helm Goal: From my view, looked clean. Cleary was in, but there’s no way he interfered with Hiller. He was already full stretched, and Cleary didn’t touch him. Ugly goal, but it might be just enough; the Ducks can definitely score in the 6-on-5… but I’m not sure they can get two goals while keeping Detroit off the board.

And thank God that was over. Not a bad win, but not a “good” win, either. Good thing Anaheim looked as tired as the Wings were.

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by Justice and Rule on May 10, 2009 4:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, I was typing right when they scored, and I can’t figure out how to edit.

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by Justice and Rule on May 10, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Correct me if I’m wrong, doesn’t matter if Cleary touched Hiller or not, you CANNOT be in the goal crease BEFORE the puck goes in.

Not sure what replay you watched but the one on TV here showed Hiller’s right pad clearly hitting Cleary

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by spectr17 on May 10, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was true in 1999 or 2000. Nowadays there’s nothing black-and-white, but it’s still within the ref’s (and only the ref’s) ability to call.

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by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

letter of the law says that, but it is rarely called that way. The letter of the law now (even as explained by Steve Walkom, director of officiating) also stipulates that screening a goaltender, even out of the crease, is against the rules.

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by IAmJoe on May 10, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does anyone know if both teams went on a huge drinking binge the night before?

Neither team was with me last night. I can vouch for that.

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by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

two feet clearly in the crease and you prevent the goalie from moving to cover the other side of open net.

The my homer friend, is the very definition of goalie interference. Would be the same for Ozzy

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by spectr17 on May 10, 2009 4:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Two feet in the crease, but he wasn’t interfering with Hiller in any way. Hiller was completely stretched out, and Cleary wasn’t touching him. Don’t blame it on the refs, blame it on the Ducks for just not getting anything on the net (and not delivering when they should have).

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by Justice and Rule on May 10, 2009 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

It doesn’t matter if Cleary touched Hiller or not, you CANNOT be in the goal crease BEFORE the puck goes in.

Not sure what replay you watched but the one on TV here showed Hiller’s right pad clearly hitting Cleary

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by spectr17 on May 10, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

… Yes, yes you can be in the crease before the puck goes in. It’s just that the referee can call interference if he feels that you blocked the movement of Hiller. Hiller was down, his leg was fully extended. I didn’t see him touching the pad, but he wasn’t actually in his way (I know that much for sure). He was not blocking Hiller from doing anything because he was already down. I’m a goalie, and I don’t see the interference there; Hiller was not going to be moving over the way he was down.

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by Justice and Rule on May 10, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

One thing is for sure, he sure wasn’t moving any more to his right with the Red Wings skate parked behind his right leg pad.

by pj48 on May 10, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

That, and having his leg fully extended out. Unless Hiller has stretching powers like Mr. Fantastic.

… Wait, does Hiller have stretching powers like Mr. Fantastic?

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by Justice and Rule on May 10, 2009 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

DOesn’t matter what Hiller can or can’t do. The fact is Hiller WAS NOT able to move his leg or body right due to interference from Cleary.

/argument

Unless you’re the god damned blind ref

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by spectr17 on May 10, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, it does matter what he can and can’t do. His leg was fully fucking extended; if he couldn’t physically extended any more, then Cleary isn’t blocking him because his leg is already out as far as it could go. The referee was right there. It’s a goal.

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by Justice and Rule on May 10, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

fully extended according to who? You? The ref? You’re assuming he was out of the play and you are WRONG since you don’t know. Only Hiller truly knows

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by spectr17 on May 10, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

No offense guys, but go find a Kings fan and ask him. Arguments between Wings fans and Ducks fans about legality in a Wings-Ducks game rarely come to their own resolutions.

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by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

what?? they can’t ask a Sharks fan?? :)

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by ang6666 on May 10, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, damn no. You guys hate Hiller entirely too much.

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by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh, that’s the reason I’ve been clicking “z” and not chiming in.

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by Mr. Plank on May 10, 2009 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha ha !

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by ang6666 on May 10, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought spectr17 was a Blues fan. I mean, it’s not even an argument between fans of both teams here. Regardless, I’ll stop because it’s clear people want to talk about the next game.

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by Justice and Rule on May 10, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, I don’t mean to really stop it — you guys both probably saw the play better than I did (I’m kind of drunk again). But as a loose rule, when there’s a play where there’s a lot of debate (let’s say the Brown hit in this series), I immediately stop chiming in.

It’s obvious what the Ducks fans’ take is going to be; it’s obvious what the Wings fans’ take is going to be. It seems best at that point that the two most-involved parties take a step back and listen to what the Canucks fan (or whatever — someone who hates both teams) thinks should have resulted.

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by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, I’m a blues fan. I’m also a hockey fan and hate seeing the blown calls like we’ve had to endure this year.

It’s getting so bad some are now talking of games being thrown ala that NBA official.

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by spectr17 on May 10, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh dude, my mistake. Want to reconsider and become a Ducks fan? Never too late. :)

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by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Warning: according to JavaGeek, one game from now it might be too late.

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by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, seriously. You get OC action. Plus, you have a team that can actually beat the Wings in the playoffs! Ba-dum-chink

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by Justice and Rule on May 10, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Christ, let’s not be over-dramatic. I wasn’t on this board for Game 3, but it wasn’t close to being “thrown”, and nor was this one. Officiating can be frustrating, but NBA-levels of bad? We aren’t there yet.

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by Justice and Rule on May 10, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, I’m not there yet on the throwing of games but I’m starting to see more talk of it, serious talk about it on some forums.

If you think it doesn’t happen even you are clueless. As the NBA ref case showed

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by spectr17 on May 10, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just to be fair, I can’t really moderate this stuff. To be perfectly transparent, I’ve barely watched an NBA game in my life. I can’t say anything about that league.

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by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

BoC

Moderate… lol

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by texacogirl on May 10, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, what I’m trying to say is that the NHL issues of calling a clean game is a lost cause — or at least way outside the scope of this series.

Do refs call games by scoreboard and reputation? You bet. Should both teams have expected that before the puck dropped? For fuck’s sure.

Yeah, there’s somehow an “egregious” call in every game this series, but you know what’s getting lost? That this is somewhat a great series — two teams frustrated the fuck from each other.

We ought to know by now what the refs do every game — it’s been four years. We shouldn’t insist that they’re the story behind every game in this series. We’re robbing the series of its own significance.

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by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

There has ben at least one egregious call in almost every series this playoffs. I can’t even believe there has been fighting let alone the non-calls I’ve seen this year. Since the lock out, the playoffs have never been so exciting. All I was laughing at was 1. This is a hockey blog so comparisons to other sports don’t matter and 2. BoC doesn’t moderate or ban ppl .. as of yet.

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by texacogirl on May 10, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s all fine and dandy. My beef is this series may not go 7 because some ahole ref can’t get a call right. Game 3’s blown call or tonight’s blown call.

SHouldn’t we not be talking about blown calls every game and more about slick passes and hits?

Instead the sorry refs are making it an issue almost EVERY game now.

Anyone see a problem? Hello Houston?

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by spectr17 on May 10, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Houston is in the playoffs as well. The Aeros, I mean.

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by texacogirl on May 10, 2009 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but I think it’s stress time — people are making bigger issues out of everything. Refs are refs — I’m not going to fault them. They’re given an impossible task — call a consistent game but don’t decide their outcomes.

We’ve had calls like this all year — if we can’t expect them now, we’re worse off for it. For now, the task is simple: win, regardless.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, getting thin here.

I think people also are getting overdramatic. I think it’s hard to argue that the refs really decided this game; even if you disagree with the goal, Detroit dominated a lot of the play.

Same with Game 3: it’s great that the Wings were better in the 3rd period, but they didn’t dominate enough to say that the game was stolen. If anything, they probably would have lost it in OT the way they had been playing.

But I don’t see this playoff season as being that controversial. Game 3 had a bad call… but it was understandable for the referee and the position he was in to make that call. It’s not like he was completely defying logic. ESPN overblew it because they didn’t know the rule and didn’t understand the situation nearly as well as most hockey fans do.

In short, let’s not completely blow this out of proportion.

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by Justice and Rule on May 10, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry Wing homers, if you can’t admit it was interference it’s not worth typing anymore. I can honestly say game 3 you got hosed. I even posted that in a couple forums.

Stamp our homerism, NOW

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by spectr17 on May 10, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, and I don’t want to say that there’s no place for criticism of referees — but I’ll tell you, if you want to convince me you care about it, you’ll have to point out instances of blown refereeing that happen to other teams than the one you root for.

Here’s what matters — both teams are frustrating the hell out of each other — both teams have made the other team fear — both teams will be happy as fuck when they’re done with this series.

Maybe it shouldn’t have been a series, but it is. And hell if I’m not watching G6 with nails-to-tooth.

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by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stone sober, just in case anyone’s wonderin 8^)

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by spectr17 on May 10, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

thank you, at least someone sees that Hiller WAS NOT able to extend the right leg or push off to the right.

THAT, is interference.

Now, can somebody find the douche ref and explain it to him

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by spectr17 on May 10, 2009 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

no shit he couldn’t extend the right leg… it was already fully extended.

fuck you’re stupid, spectr

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by IAmJoe on May 10, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck you homer. Hiller can’t move because of a Wings’s skate. Deal with the tainted goal you pussy

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by spectr17 on May 10, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even if the goal is tainted, fine, the Wings still win 2-1. What’s your point?

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by IAmJoe on May 10, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then we have to deal with the tainted no-goal. It’s gotta be a two-way street.

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by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

+1

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by IAmJoe on May 10, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most dealt with it, it was an obvious blown goal. The farce is clowns like I’m A Goof claiming the goal was otherwise.

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by spectr17 on May 10, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

You got it buddy. Because I understand (or at least assume) that Jonas Hiller is not Inspector Gadget, and wasn’t going to say “go go gadget right leg!” and magically extend it further than it was already extended.

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by IAmJoe on May 10, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I lol’d.

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by texacogirl on May 10, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Hiller is Inspector Gadget, does that mean that Corey Perry is Penny and Chris Pronger is Brain? Heck, I’ll go out and get Babcock a metal arm and a cat right now…

"Don't touch my dream with your dirty hands!"

by Justice and Rule on May 10, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chris Pronger did once wear a jaw-bucket that kind of looked like Brain’s collar (with the antennae up).

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by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does Randy Carlyle hide in Trash Cans, too?

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by Justice and Rule on May 10, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is a goddamn grouch, I’ll tell you that. Whatever, I like the guy. It’s honestly scarier when he cracks a smile (note: this is only based on like fifteen seconds when he lifted the cup — I don’t think I’ve seen another).

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by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess I should add: it was equally dissettling to see Mike Babcock crack his smile a year later when he hoisted the cup. I think he opened new wrinkles in his leathered face.

Carlyle and Babcock — for whatever reason, they’re always grumpy. And based on limited experience, I think we’re better off for it.

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by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watch out; Mike Babcock is a big-game hunter. Who says he won’t start hunting the most dangerous game of all… Hockey Bloggers?

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by Justice and Rule on May 10, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha, don’t worry, once Babcock gets within earshot I’ll be praising his ear off. Don’t forget, he masterminded the miracle of ’03 season (key decision: keep playing Giguere).

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the shoe fits… ya know, wear it.

An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.

by texacogirl on May 10, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck we’re all stupid — the point isn’t what’s right all the time. The point is the refs are going to fucking make mistakes — it’s happened every goddamn game since the lockout, and probably before. To the point where it’s predictable — I know when we’re getting calls way more than I should.

This game wasn’t won on that shot — the Ducks could have played better and prevented its significance.

IAmJoe, I’ll be citing your down-2-1-post pretty soon, I wager.

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by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a Blues-Wings thing. Sorry for bringing it in here. Joe, behave. Not our house, so to speak.

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by Justice and Rule on May 10, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bah.

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by IAmJoe on May 10, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh, go for it. Refs drive me crazy sometimes, but its ALWAYS a fallacy to blame the refs. There was always other things you could’ve done to keep it out of the ref’s hands.

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by IAmJoe on May 10, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

And honestly, that was the story of the 2007 cup. The Ducks were so good they refused to let referees decide games.

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by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean like teach Christensen how to score?

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on May 10, 2009 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that would have helped. Can’t quite fault him, though — first ice he’d seen since G1. He plays if I’m coach for G6.

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by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, Ozzie just made a great save. He’s a much better goalie, despite how many people complain about the guy. I’m glad I’ve stuck by him despite the problems he’s had in this season.

But the Ducks have to start generating real offense outside of the “Getzlaf and Friends” line. Getzlaf is playing way, way too much against a tough defensive team and he’s getting worn down. Selanne and some others need to step up.

This series isn’t over. Any Wings fan who is worth their salt should know this. We’re good in elimination games, but Hiller is still doing well enough that he can steal the game. If the Ducks come out with some fire and the Wings don’t, they could be in serious trouble, especially with the Wings tendency to play lazy defense this season and take bad penalties (So many 5-on-3’s this season :-( ).

I’m hoping that I’m right with my predictions (Come on, Blackhawks, you sons of bitches, I don’t want to see Vancouver in the second round against anyone, or I’ll serious consider not watching…), but I don’t think Game 6 is going to be anything less than a war.

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by Justice and Rule on May 10, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably true about the spread offense, but it’s just a general rule in crucial games: everyone needs to be better.

Still, I can’t say I give a damn if the Ducks win a G6 where only Getlaf shows up.

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by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a goalie

That explains your goofy homer posts LOL

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by spectr17 on May 10, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wrote your stuff off to liking St. Louis, so I figure we’re even. :-P

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by Justice and Rule on May 10, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you chant journey and rock and roll all night during the game, that may explain the lack of attendance.

by pj48 on May 10, 2009 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

what is all this bashing on Journey??

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on May 10, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t you hear? We lost.

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by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Could have used some karma perhaps?

by pj48 on May 10, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rambo Fish let us down, dude.

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by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha ha !

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on May 10, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by texacogirl on May 10, 2009 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, fuck all the rule-talking. It was a best-of-three, and Detroit took the first of three.

If the first three games of this series were a best-of-three, that would have been true. All that I know (and frankly, all that’s important) is that the Ducks once won the next two, and they could do it again.

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by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

they could, but they’ll have to put in a much better effort than tonight’s. Hiller did pretty decent, too bad no one else remembered there was a game today.

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by IAmJoe on May 10, 2009 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK THE REFS on this one.

shakin head and wondering if next year we get the same sorry azz calls. It’s been one of the worst years I’ve seen for all teams in my 45 years of watching hockey.

Damn shame if you ask me, us fan and players deserve better.

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by spectr17 on May 10, 2009 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

you’re 45+ years old?

I’d expect someone that old to be a little more grown up

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by IAmJoe on May 10, 2009 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dear dipshit, I really couldn’t watch hockey until I was out of crapping my diapers. That would make me a bit older.

Can you do any math or are you still sucking on a teet at home?

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by spectr17 on May 10, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you not see the 45+ there? That indicates over 45, dude. Bust out your abbacus and figure it out.

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by IAmJoe on May 10, 2009 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jesus, both of you stop it. The Wings won, and I’m getting pissed at this. Take it to email or something.

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by Justice and Rule on May 10, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t tell them that … this is amusing … I’m getting ready to make some popcorn here … :)

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by ang6666 on May 10, 2009 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sorry, I should know better than to pick on some punk azz kid. SOrry kid, he’s your homer sucker back

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by spectr17 on May 10, 2009 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, the Internet. Why do I get the feeling that we’ll all be dead from WWIII and the only capsules we’ll leave behind for aliens/next dominant species will be message board flaming interactions and Britney Spears albums? We probably deserve it.

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by jamestobrien on May 10, 2009 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

+1. I fear for humanity.

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by texacogirl on May 10, 2009 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, it’s worse than that. I’m fairly sure they’ll understand how we wiped each other out when they see videos from our cable news channels.

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by Justice and Rule on May 10, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe O’Reilly will be the first to go. (Positivity) ;)

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by jamestobrien on May 10, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, sadly both cockroaches and cable T.V. pundits can survive nuclear holocausts. :’-(

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by Justice and Rule on May 10, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

speaking of cockaroaches, see you Detwat homers next game LOL

FUCK DETWAT

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by spectr17 on May 10, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a blues fan so Im neutral

speaking of cockaroaches, see you Detwat homers next game LOL

FUCK DETWAT

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by Justice and Rule on May 10, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

you did it before i could

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by IAmJoe on May 10, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a goalie

Fuck dude, you’re cred just bottomed out. Need to keep that shit under your hat.

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by spectr17 on May 10, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

We found our goalies by watching kids playing street hockey. When one ran into a parked car and got up laughing as he spit out teeth we made him our pond hockey goalie.

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by spectr17 on May 10, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now now, trashing goalies gets you nowhere on this blog. The only reason why the Ducks ever win any series against this Detroit machine is because of miracle goaltending.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, ask the Kings fans about the importance of goaltending. You’ll get an earful then.

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by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Sleek, it’s okay. He’s just a bitter Blues fan. I’m sure we can find some common ground somewhere. How about all three of us talk about our teams’ Cup victories?

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by Justice and Rule on May 10, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or at least how much more often we get to see Pronger play live than he does.

Hate the guy all you will, that guy is a beast.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Year 3 of a 5 year rebuild. Just make sure your boys tighten down their pansy euro chinstraps this Oct.

The cheap shots Detwat takes will be fun to watch as the Blues beat their azz down. You gotta admit there is many years of that nonsense Detwat needs to atone for.

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by spectr17 on May 10, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aren’t you’re two team going to Europe in the fall? I’ll warn you — the Ducks and Kings went there in ’07 and it took a game-and-a-half for there to be a fight.

Which of course the Brits loved.

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by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes sir. Sweden I believe it is for location.

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by spectr17 on May 10, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stockholm, to be specific. Chicago (Good) and Florida (Wait, what?) will be playing in Helsinki, Finland.

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by Justice and Rule on May 10, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aww, this is cute. Angry ’cause you were swept by the “Pansy Euro B-Team” this year?

If you want to whine about all this, take it to St. Louis Game Time. This isn’t even about the Ducks anymore.

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by Justice and Rule on May 10, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

You the forum nazi too? LOL

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by spectr17 on May 10, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, I’m just smart enough to realize that this is a Ducks board, not a Wings/Blues board. You wouldn’t go to the Post Office to argue a speeding ticket, would you?

"Don't touch my dream with your dirty hands!"

by Justice and Rule on May 10, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

So just how many log in names do you have?

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on May 10, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

One more than St. Louis has Cup Victories. But hey, how about them Ducks, right?

"Don't touch my dream with your dirty hands!"

by Justice and Rule on May 10, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or go to A2Y. I’ll guarantee you’ll find a good share of counter-arguers there.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

joined Apr 29, 2009

I should have checked first. Most “Newbies” are homers from other teams that have no balls to post under their screen name. The geniuses log in under another name and think they fool everyone.

CHICAGO TOM is another one who just magically found SB Nation. Or so he claims LOL

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on May 10, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed! Obviously, I must be the one whining about “Pansy Euros” and making ad hominem attacks and… oh, wait…

"Don't touch my dream with your dirty hands!"

by Justice and Rule on May 10, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

And hey, BoC is the most liberal comment-accepting place there might be. I don’t give a shit about join dates.

Hell, I miss the days of the old storm of “anonymous” commenters on the ol’ blogspot site.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, dude, you just don’t understand! You need to have an early join date to have any credibility. Otherwise, how would we know who to listen to, actually reading what they say? Pfft.

"Don't touch my dream with your dirty hands!"

by Justice and Rule on May 10, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t mind the newbie trolls from the opposing team, they’re fun to pick on. What is annoying is they want us to believe they just joined, wink wink.

Or they don’t have 10 other log in names. wink wink.

Same firm grasp of reality rearing it’s ugly head again.

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on May 10, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, because we need older, experienced trolls over here. That way we know we are getting quality spam and flame-baiting.

And don’t say “From the opposing team” when you aren’t even a Ducks fan. You ARE the opposing team.

"Don't touch my dream with your dirty hands!"

by Justice and Rule on May 10, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Playing post Nazi again eh?

Shouldn’t you be posting in that pink Detwat SB Nation forum? What’s the name of that place? I went there once, it was like going into a house where they have plastic on the furniture.

We’re you raised in a house like that?

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on May 10, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t you get tired of being insulting?? :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on May 10, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, come now. It’s a Blues fan. I figure I get a little leeway in civility. I’m nice most of the time… :-)

"Don't touch my dream with your dirty hands!"

by Justice and Rule on May 10, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

funny thing is I actually like the SLGT crew … but this is getting beyond silly

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on May 10, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s review. We were arguing the goalie interference and who dropped the first bomb?

Scroll back up and read a bit. I’m not the only one with dirty hands.

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on May 10, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t claim you were … but you are the one continuing it … after stating you would drop it … (shrugs)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on May 10, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

like I said, scroll back up and read some. I can’t argue with myself.

Point taken though.

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on May 10, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can’t argue with yourself, but you’ll draw someone into an argument if you keep arguing the same stupid point across every active thread. Look at what we were talking about originally here and see where we get derailed here.

"Don't touch my dream with your dirty hands!"

by Justice and Rule on May 10, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ang, you can be BoC’s comment sheriff. Pay is shit, but I could design a badge.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m out for realz, this dude would give a woodpecker a headache with his BS.

I schedule charm school if it will make ang happy

That’s a joke ang, no insult intended.

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on May 10, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw, don’t sweat it. I’ll even say it — fuck Detroit. It’s the playoffs, dude. A lot gets said. That’s why there’s a handshake.

But yeah, I’ll question any Blue or Blue Jacket fans’ neutrality in this instance.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, as Kelly Hrudy put it best recently on Hockey Night in Canada, the handshake is BS. You spend almost 2 weeks trying take someone’s head off and thye send you packing and the first thing anyone wants to do is shake their hand.

I’m betting like Kelly, many players would just skate into the locker room if they would’t get lambasted like Chelios did.

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on May 10, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ceremonial BS, dude. Doesn’t matter — you do it. Obviously nobody’s friends, that’s not the point.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

We never did the handshake in Europe.

Instead we traded pins at center ice before the games. The pins were from your cities team or club team. Not sure what ever happened to mine. Lost on hats somewhere.

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on May 10, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, can’t speak on that. But the point of the handshake is precisely that you’ve tried to take a guy’s head off for two weeks. That you’d like nothing better than to live that man’s tragedy.

It’s been a battle for sure — that’s why we’re fans. But it’s been a structured battle — that’s why they shake hands.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe that’s why no handshake over there in Euroland, they don’t try and take your head off most games LOL.

They do woodchop rather well.

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on May 10, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, so you caught me fibbing a little.

Game 3 goal was yours

Tonight you got Christmas early.

At least I can admit reality. Can you homers from Detwat admit it yet?

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on May 10, 2009 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Am I supposed to bargain with you or something? I’d prefer to trade away the 2008 Detroit Lions season, if I could…

"Don't touch my dream with your dirty hands!"

by Justice and Rule on May 10, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll throw in G1 and G2 of the Ducks’ 2008 postseason. Those were brutal games (so bad, I still haven’t seen footage from G1).

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

no horsetradin, just take off the homer glasses and see reality.

I guess I could cling to the ref’s intent to blow BS that cost your goat rapers a goal in Game 3 but it was obvioiusly a blown call. Blowing, that’s something you Detwat fans should understand well.

I guess you could wait until I’m coughing up blood and throw a nasty elbow to the face to take your best shot. And then have the balls to claim you didn’t see me.

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on May 10, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit

Don’t know who’s watching, but Chara is down and hurt.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

saw that. didnt look like a hard slash, just apparently got him in the exact right (wrong?) spot

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by IAmJoe on May 10, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Jussi Jokinen — everything he touches is a series-changer.

Kind of did have to crack a smile to see the giant topple, though. I’m a bit twisted.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

He better get back in it. I’m pulling for Boston to pull the comeback off, because I think the NHL would benefit from Boston coming back in a big way. Boston vs. Pittsburgh/Washington would be good.

"Don't touch my dream with your dirty hands!"

by Justice and Rule on May 10, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but be wary. I do want the NHL to succeed, but not purely as a result of having the “right” finals match-up. It’s still got to have that “anybody can take it” feel if I’m going to stay a fan.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, yeah. But, as a matter of preference, I’d rather see a Boston/Someone ECFthan a Carolina/Someone ECF.

And Chara is back, apparently. Whew.

"Don't touch my dream with your dirty hands!"

by Justice and Rule on May 10, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

The last thing the NHL needs is the new kind of Boston fans that exist. In this case, they’d be the ones that only know Cam Neely as the guy in Dumb and Dumber and look at you quizzically if you said Andy Moog’s name.

They’re also the ones that say Lucic is exactly like how Cam used to be. These people I like to throttle.

by HockeyJoe on May 10, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, I hope this series is happy

I kind of drunk-dialed my mom for her mother’s day call. She was in Chicago, and I may have pulled it off, but probably could have waited a bit longer to call.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Shawn Thornton

I miss the hell out of that guy. His fighting was above-par, but I really don’t give too much a crap about that. He could play a decent wing and throw his body around really well.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

His fighting was above-par

By this, I mean that his fighting was above average. God I hate golf terminology.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re right sleek, that can be downright confusing. Plenty of people use “Above par” in the “golf-matically incorrect” way and I can’t blame them. In fact, I’m not totally sure people mean to say “good” when they say below par.

Good old Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden.

Ultimate question: Should we all just settle for the lengthier but easier “Better than par”? Or that was a “birdie” effort? (We don’t want to call it an “Eagle” because that would mean that you’d get escorted out of a hotel in a FUBU jersey)

(Wooo dated Ed Belfour reference for the loss!)

When I'm not battling in California:

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by jamestobrien on May 10, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sleek, your drinky comments are hilarious. Makes me glad I pressed Z through all that post-game muck.

by g r a c e on May 10, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I took a look at the goal, it looked kind of sketchy and if it were Holmstrom or Perry it would’ve been disallowed but whatever, I am no longer rooting for anyone in this series and will be passionately cheering for anyone but the Ducks or Red Wings because apparently their fans are retarded.

(Not you, Earl.)

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on May 10, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

:’-(

"Don't touch my dream with your dirty hands!"

by Justice and Rule on May 10, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

His “joined” date checks out, too. Must be a valid opinion. :)

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 10, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn, Ducks shit the bed again, hope they’re happy they let down all their mums.

Nice cartoon for the 3 yr birthday Earl, I like it. Nice use of the always appropriate double xx for drinky eyes. :)

Don't bRuin your life. Make love with a Trojan

by Morbo on May 10, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, I was sporting a few xx eyes this weekend.

And I’ll probably revisit them for tomorrow’s G6. I’ve got no plans to attend the game, but I really can’t complain about my comfortable couch and affordable liquor.

X X
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http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 11, 2009 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

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