Ducks eulogy at PD

by jamestobrien on May 15, 2009 9:04 AM PDT

While I can't say I hate the Ducks like ... say, Wings fans or Rudy or Sharks fans, I felt a little better about this post after PD used this photo I sent him:

If you can figure out what that photo means without context, I will be impressed. Anyway, click on the photo or here to read the post. There was a Boston Bruins eulogy that kicked the crap out of mine, but hopefully you'll enjoy my subtle kick to the newspaper industry's groin and somewhat obscure reference to "Halloween" (Chris Pronger = Michael Myers).

Also, the PD commenters are already confusing me and kind of creeping me out. Good day, sirs.

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Apparently, the eulogy is either too short or just crappy. Cries

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by jamestobrien on May 15, 2009 10:07 AM PDT reply actions

Crappy?

Hell, dude, I though it was one of the best ones.

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oer sometoethin lie kthat!!!! -Mr. K

by Lurker Shark on May 16, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions

Appreciate that, sir. Ultimately I really don’t know what’s good anymore (at least when I write it). :)

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by jamestobrien on May 17, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions

Bah, damn you I wanted asterisks! Not bold! Baaaah

When I'm not battling in California:

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by jamestobrien on May 15, 2009 10:08 AM PDT reply actions

Dude, Puck Daddy commenters are the worst — I wouldn’t read them if you value your self-esteem or mental health. I know I got in a lot of trouble with my Sharks eulogy for not devoting half of it to talking about how awesome Detroit is.

Nicely done — hit on the key issues, and generally well-played.

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by Earl Sleek on May 15, 2009 10:23 AM PDT reply actions

Thanks, Sleek. If it was a worthwhile read for Ducks fans/Ducks haters who have at least middling brain power then I’m satisfied.

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by jamestobrien on May 15, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions

Yeah, I’ve never seen a fan base talk so much crap about a worthy advisory after a flat out great series. They act like they had some skin in the game. Most I’m sure did not even know what Hockey was 12 years ago before Detroit started dominating. It seems clear that they are in it just to talk shit, and they can’t do that with a team that sucks, so they latch onto the best team and claim to be fans.

IamJoe is a real hockey fan who roots for Detroit, there are way too many “Wing Fans” like those jackasses posting on Puck Daddy. Fuckin morons don’t even realize what a great series they just watched (if they even turned it on once, more likely they just checked box scores and armed their shit talk)

And to those San Jose fans, explain to me how us getting beat in G7 to Detroit exonerates you from your first round loss? Get over it. It’s bad enough with the large majority of Wings Fans logic out there.

Why do you guys even post for Puck Daddy?
FUCK!

I did not need that shit today, bastards.

by Mike in OC on May 15, 2009 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions

Haha, it’s a good thing I’m sort of familiar with the way things go at PD. And general message board behavior. Usually when I see a big paragraph that starts with all caps and misspellings I go on to the next comment.

Not to take anything away from the OCCASIONAL use of all caps and the undeniable charm of misspelling (see: Spade … he’s delightful).

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by jamestobrien on May 15, 2009 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions

It doesn’t … we are just happy Ducks are not moving on. :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on May 15, 2009 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions

I respect that, and you Ang. Just some of those comments…jeeez

by Mike in OC on May 15, 2009 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions

Just try your hardest to stay away from that stuff

Post Shark loss there was a ton of BS on the internet about the Sharks. It was coming from idiot hockey fans everywhere. Idiot Shark, Duck, and even Coyote fans. The only safe place was FTF where people tried to understand it logically. I couldn’t even log into Facebook because of the amount of BS going around.

I’m pretty sure BoC is a safe site though. No idiot fans besides this dude.

-The dude responsible for this mess

by idunno723 on May 15, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions

Whoops, sorry about that, idunno — I took the 2 comments of advice and deleted it. That guy can start his own blog.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 15, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions

Sorry?

Good call that guy’s an idiot.

-The dude responsible for this mess

by idunno723 on May 15, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions

Well, sorry that your hyperlink goes nowhere now. But yes — idiots and the internet, can never seem to have one without the other.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 15, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions

Yeah I laughed when I saw that post was deleted. Sleek, I credit you for making BoC a place where moron commenters are limited to … me.

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by jamestobrien on May 15, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions

Hey, we’re all morons in our own special ways. For whatever lucky reason, we seem to draw the right kind, for the most part — so long as you can take your lumps, feel free to dish ’em.

Plus you know our sign-on motto:

If you’re going to be mean, please be funny.

Words to live by.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 15, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions

yeah … I don’t read too much into comments by those I don’t know … most I find are just jerks who don’t know what they are talking bout … :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on May 15, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions

That right there

is why I have stayed away from PD since the Sharks exited. The comments there are a new kind of hell to sink into.

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by CTGray on May 15, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions

Or you could just do what I do and not read them.

It takes a big man to cry and it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jamie Baker
NIEDKLERYARYER
oer sometoethin lie kthat!!!! -Mr. K

by Lurker Shark on May 16, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions

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