An Astute Observation

by RudyKelly on May 18, 2009 3:00 AM PDT

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Imagine if Danny Noonan and Maggie McIrish had, in fact, had a child. This child, that they named Patrick (after St. Patrick), had grown up to look like an odd combination between the two. The Noonan's, who were forced to move and change their last name to "Kane" (in order to avoid the wrath of Judge Smails), raised their child to be a golfer, just like Danny. Their son rejected the golf club, however, and instead embraced the hockey stick.

Their son? This guy:

C'mon, tell me you don't see it.

(I was watching the game yesterday and they said Kane's nickname was "Kaner." I think a better name would be Patrick "But He Said He Loved Me" Kane. Seems to fit.)

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by Donny Rivette on May 18, 2009 6:30 AM PDT reply actions

This has to be true, right? It’s good as fact for me, at least.

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by Earl Sleek on May 18, 2009 8:10 AM PDT reply actions

Ha, ha, ha! That is too funny. The only chink in the armor of that logic is that their kid would be closer in age to Dany Heatley, who oddly enough would resemble the offspring of Maggie and the fat guy who picked his nose if they would’ve ended up together.

by Irish Pat on May 18, 2009 2:23 PM PDT reply actions