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Ducks Gameday—What can Brown do for you?

Anaheim Ducks (8th in west) at Detroit Red Wings (2nd in west)
Red Wings lead series 1-0, JavaGeek Odds: DET 78%
Winging It In Motown, A2Y, On the Wings -- all preaching the sermon this morning about the sin of Mike Brown.

Need to send a strong message to an opponent, but can't wait the extra few days for regular mail service?  Want to ensure that the message will arrive just in time to avoid suspension?  Trying to take that rivalry up a notch in the early stages of G1, but want to avoid any unnecessary Pronger fees?  Well, look no further -- finally there's a cheap-and-quick alternative that provides affordable service to many of America's neutral-zone-bullying industries. 

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Suspension-free since 2007.

Yeah, that's probably a lame post start considering the circumstances, but Rudy asked the question in the previous comments (regarding the suspension review), "I don’t understand: you want Mike Brown to play next game?"  And as much as I believe Rudy's sincerity there, that answer is a definite "yes".  While Brown is definitely a fist-thrower and will get slammed as a nothing player by Wings fans, he has served a surprisingly useful role for the Ducks since his mid-season acquisition.

In the first round against the Sharks, only Todd Marchant among the forwards played more shorthanded minutes than Brown -- Brown in fact was on the ice killing penalties for as many minutes as Chris Pronger, and we know how frustrated the Sharks' power play was.   His fourth-line shifts with Parros weren't terribly frequent, but they weren't costly either.  And hey, Brown did chip in two assists in the first round, which was as many points as Teemu contributed.

I'm not going to overly glow about Brown's abilities -- he's still a grinder who specializes in simple plays -- but he's definitely got on-ice value for this year's Ducks.  His postseason legacy at this point is smeared in Hudler's blood, but moving forward, I for one am relieved that Brown's available the rest of this series.  With the Wings' advantage at forward depth and power play, the Ducks need all hands on deck if this is to become a series.

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A few of the successful message deliveries from Mike Brown.

Feel free to leave your own thoughts about "What can Brown do for you?" in the comments -- and for sure, Wings fans, I'll accept snark. 

As for the game today, I'll add this tidbit: the Ducks haven't lost consecutive games since early March, and they haven't lost consecutive playoff games to the Wings since the late 90s -- let's hope both trends continue.  I'll be arriving a bit late to the comments today, but should be around for the 2nd and 3rd periods, at least.  Feel free to get started without me.

Prediction: Brown gets booed.

Go Ducks.

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What Brown Did For Us?

Gave us a five minute all skate, that was almost admittedly wasted.

Good luck today and all that.

by a2y on May 3, 2009 7:24 AM PDT reply actions  

Great post start. Had me laughing.
Brown is valuable and I’m glad he’s not suspended.

Speaking of newly aquired players, have you guys seen James Wisneiwski’s clothing line?

I do like booty shorts on chicks, but those might make me want to piss on that ass hahaha.

hooked on quack

by tu madre on May 3, 2009 8:04 AM PDT reply actions  

sorry should have left a link, but I dont know how. So if you want to check it out it’s called wizwear43,com. then click on WizWear Shop to see all his products.

hooked on quack

by tu madre on May 3, 2009 8:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, what the fuck is this? There’s already a Brown with this catchphrase, and he can send a message without getting a 5-minute major.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on May 3, 2009 8:53 AM PDT reply actions  

he can send a message without getting a 5-minute major.

As long as he does not do it in Wingville, and as long as the checked player does not fall and smack his head on the ice after the hit.

I would trade Mike for Dustin straight up though, who wouldnt.

by Mike in OC on May 3, 2009 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

You mean Curtis Brown, of course. ;)

by Mike Chen on May 3, 2009 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 3, 2009 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cubro, works every time.

by pj48 on May 3, 2009 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I nickanmed him Dustin.

by Mike in OC on May 3, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

So wait, is there a Brown on every BoC team? Maybe Earl should make a graphic a la his “Battle of the Thorntons” from a couple of years back.

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by Doogie2K on May 4, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s already a Brown with this catchphrase, and he can send a message without getting a 5-minute major

Sample message:

Out golfing. See you next fall!

— Dustin

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by Earl Sleek on May 3, 2009 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

“I don’t understand: you want Mike Brown to play next game?”

My answer to this was a definite ‘yes’ as well. Mike Brown penalties are the worst…knowing he wont be out there for the PK scares me. I think the Ducks have really come to value what he brings to that shutdown and I’m sure it scares them too.

I’m interested to see how the players react to this one. I know Detroit keeps saying that isn’t their type of game…but I can’t imagine they wont want to send a message to him specifically.

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by SK eleven on May 3, 2009 9:02 AM PDT reply actions  

Prediction: Brown gets booed.

I feel bad for Pronger. I wonder what this is going to do to his game…

I’d prefer it if he doesn’t try to get that “respect” back however.

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by SK eleven on May 3, 2009 10:06 AM PDT reply actions  

GO DUCKS!!!

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 3, 2009 10:21 AM PDT reply actions  

Glad to see you could make it Spade! ;)

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by SK eleven on May 3, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

wasnt easy..tried to avoid any sports blogs or reading as much as i could….of course when i sti down to wathc the pens game yesterday..the first thing that pops on the screen is highlight from our friday game fuuuuuck….

we need this…..just play the way you played minus the monetum killer 5 min majors and we should be fine

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 3, 2009 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hell f’ing yes I want Brown to play. Great agitator, great energy guy, good penalty killer. What’s not to love?

by Snap Wilson on May 3, 2009 10:36 AM PDT reply actions  

couple keys to the game

1.frankie needs to make better reads…he had the worst game of his career…id rather him drift back than step up and get beaten…

2. the ducks gameplan of letting the points shoot and just clearing the rebounds only works “if” there actually clearing the rebounds….if the wings are just ebing too effective at getting to the rebounds/ducks arent clearing them from out in front..then they need to adjust and start pressuring the point man..

3. hiller has got know he has another bad game jiggy goes in game 3…so hiller needs to not let 5 hole goals in…

4. offensivly dont change much…seems like all the lines are getting there chances…2 goalposts etc.

5. most importantly….forwards need to play d….period…end of story…

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 3, 2009 10:41 AM PDT reply actions  

they say lineup changes..then they start talking about other dumb shit…wonder what the change is

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 3, 2009 11:13 AM PDT reply actions  

Whoops, could be a change of plans today

Depends on how things go, but now I’m watching today’s game with the one Kings fan who I like better than Rudy — I think he wants to watch me stress.

So I’ll probably stop in at some point for these comments, but won’t be a full-time gig. Keep it cool, and let’s go Ducks.

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by Earl Sleek on May 3, 2009 11:13 AM PDT reply actions  

Keep it cool

We’ll try…but no promises

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by SK eleven on May 3, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Noke is playing?!

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by SK eleven on May 3, 2009 11:20 AM PDT reply actions  

(pant pant) I’m here I’m here. Had to buy some yarn. Hi guys!

by g r a c e on May 3, 2009 11:25 AM PDT reply actions  

yarn?

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by SK eleven on May 3, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, yeah. I do a little knitting, and I’m addicted to this British woman’s hand-dyed cashmere.

by g r a c e on May 3, 2009 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

that’s got to be a pretty penny.

I’m just hope you aren’t knitting a noose

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by SK eleven on May 3, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh, depending on how this game ends, I might just end up making one.

NOT ANY MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by g r a c e on May 3, 2009 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

P.S. The cashmere is cheap and very, very soft!

by g r a c e on May 3, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m at work and listening on the radio. :-/

LETS GO WINGS!

YAY OZZIE MAKES A BREAKAWAY SAVE ON MILLER!!!

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by IAmJoe on May 3, 2009 11:25 AM PDT reply actions  

Oh Baby Miller, you was robbed.

by g r a c e on May 3, 2009 11:25 AM PDT reply actions  

are you kidding me?!?!?!?!?!

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by SK eleven on May 3, 2009 11:29 AM PDT reply actions  

a;slkdfjasd;lkfjas;dlfjk;alsdfjkfds

by g r a c e on May 3, 2009 11:29 AM PDT reply actions  

I am not a Ducks fan

But I hate the Red wings with the fiery passion equivalent to the inside of nuclear reactor… on the surface of mercury… after the Sun engulfs mercury in it’s eventual supernova.

So for this series I’m an enormous Ducks fan. Go Ducks.

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by Jibblescribbits on May 3, 2009 11:31 AM PDT reply actions  

I was flown in to Michigan to shovel snow and mow lawns for my first 17 years. A hatred of the Red Wings is what got me interested in the NHL in the first place.

by pj48 on May 3, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am just an avs fan

And red Wings fans are the most annoying fans on the planet.

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by Jibblescribbits on May 3, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate soccer hockey.

by g r a c e on May 3, 2009 11:32 AM PDT reply actions  

great..like the wings need any “lucky” goals….

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 3, 2009 11:35 AM PDT reply actions  

Playoff hockey makes me a horrible person. I’m totally unproductive, I’m addicted to the internet, and I’m angry at everyone.

by g r a c e on May 3, 2009 11:36 AM PDT reply actions  

I'm the same way

This is me when the Red Wings score:

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by Jibblescribbits on May 3, 2009 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Haha, you and I must be twins separated at birth.

by g r a c e on May 3, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

that’s me when the Ducks lose

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by SK eleven on May 3, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

On the flip side

This is me when the Red Wings are scored on:

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by Jibblescribbits on May 3, 2009 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

and me when the Ducks win

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by SK eleven on May 3, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can has Stanley Cup?

by g r a c e on May 3, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

yes, you can haz cup LOL

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on May 3, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

GETZ!

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by SK eleven on May 3, 2009 11:38 AM PDT reply actions  

Hell yeah! Ryan “Bobby Who?” Getzlaf!!!!!!!!

by g r a c e on May 3, 2009 11:39 AM PDT reply actions  

LOL!

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by SK eleven on May 3, 2009 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Puhahahha, Red Wings Nation is exploding right now….

by g r a c e on May 3, 2009 11:40 AM PDT reply actions  

AND NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by g r a c e on May 3, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PRONGER!

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by SK eleven on May 3, 2009 11:41 AM PDT reply actions  

Let’s go ducks

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on May 3, 2009 11:42 AM PDT reply actions  

Hiller

Please return to the form where you stole the series form the Sharks. K thankz

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by Jibblescribbits on May 3, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

nother 5 hole arrrrgh

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on May 3, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

He might have been infected by Nabby.

by g r a c e on May 3, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

yea that was awful. he needs to stop those…

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by SK eleven on May 3, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Avs

I watched Budaj and Raycroft give up those goals all season, I thought I was done watching those during the playoffs.

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by Jibblescribbits on May 3, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hell Hell Hell

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by Jibblescribbits on May 3, 2009 11:51 AM PDT reply actions  

4 on 2 WTH?

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by spectr17 on May 3, 2009 11:51 AM PDT reply actions  

3rd “5” hole goal…im starting to think we might need to bring in jiggy…dont be surprised if u see jiggy to start the 2nd….hiller might be rattled

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 3, 2009 11:53 AM PDT reply actions  

hiller seems to have cooled off

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on May 3, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

IT WAS RIGHT THERE!

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by SK eleven on May 3, 2009 11:56 AM PDT reply actions  

he was being held or it would have been a tap in

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on May 3, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

nice hold on neidermeyer on that crease shot

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on May 3, 2009 11:57 AM PDT reply actions  

Redemption?

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by SK eleven on May 3, 2009 11:59 AM PDT reply actions  

Well, Scotty sure feels like he and Hiller are square, anyhow.

by g r a c e on May 3, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea, what’s up with Scotty…he’s been a bit off these last 2 games

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by SK eleven on May 3, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

the knob saves the day

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on May 3, 2009 11:59 AM PDT reply actions  

LOL, I love it!

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by SK eleven on May 3, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

sweet, wing blood needs spillin

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by spectr17 on May 3, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!

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by Travis Hair on May 3, 2009 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um, dude, you’re hired.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 3, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is why the Coyotes need to make the playoffs for next year… So I can make awesome pics for them…

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by Travis Hair on May 3, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

holmstrom is such a cheap shot

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on May 3, 2009 12:02 PM PDT reply actions  

were the better team today…one lucky goal and another hiller 5 hole (on the backhand no less)……hiller u let one more in like that….RC i guarantee gets jiggy in there…fuuuuuck…..i rememebr the red wings bloggers saying there gonna stop the 1st line…well? in 2 games…there still doing whatever they want…..

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 3, 2009 12:06 PM PDT reply actions  

it IS good to see that top line playing the way they are right now.

I’m glad you’re alive spade!

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by SK eleven on May 3, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

no im on life support….this is hard to watch..us playing this good and it being tied…i mean…have they even mentioned zetterburg or datsyuk?

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 3, 2009 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

im stating to think hiller woke up game 1 and remembered this is his first playoff game and he not suppose to be this good….fuuuck….am i the only one thinking this?

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 3, 2009 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kid’s got talent – but like a true Duck, as soon as you start thinking you’re good, you blow it. Let’s hope he rebounds I MEAN NO, NO REBOUNDS

…let’s hope he improves.

Nobody cares about your opinion.

by brokenyard on May 3, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

i really think RC has him on a “1 more 5 hole” leash…thats my feeling

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 3, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 weak goals for RW in the first…can’t let that shit continue.

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by SK eleven on May 3, 2009 12:06 PM PDT reply actions  

yea its killing me

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 3, 2009 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Getzlaf

just jumped 100o notches on my “players I like scale” by saying he is a Sakic fan.

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by Jibblescribbits on May 3, 2009 12:11 PM PDT reply actions  

yea….if he ends up like him….well be happy ducks fans….he just needs to work on his discipline….on dumb penalites…and stupid passes….that can be fixed so im optomistic…..oh and he needs rogain of course…..sakic has a lot of hair

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 3, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

good to nokelinan (misspell to lazy to look up) back

also were winning face-offs thats good

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 3, 2009 12:11 PM PDT reply actions  

268 pounds?! are you kidding me?!

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by SK eleven on May 3, 2009 12:14 PM PDT reply actions  

they’re serious? These guys are morons!

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by SK eleven on May 3, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

So that wasn’t my imagination, then?

Jeez, you’ think Milbury could at least get within 40 pounds.

by David Getz on May 3, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, that was…quite a transition from Panger and Milbury to Doc and Eddie.

by g r a c e on May 3, 2009 12:16 PM PDT reply actions  

woah

so it’s 9:15 in germany, and i convinced the staff at this sleep lab to let me listen to the game before they stick electrodes on my head. missed the first period, but holy crap—four goals and only two penalties!?! has there been any Brown backlash?

by magni on May 3, 2009 12:17 PM PDT reply actions  

he was on the better end of a great tripping penalty and therefore the Ducks PP goal.

So we appreciate it

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by SK eleven on May 3, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

no not at all…brown….drew a call…he did his job…..“what can brown do for you” well he can draw a call that leads to a pronger goal..that what he can do…GO BROWN AND GO DUCKS!!

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 3, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice… well, generally these situations work to our advantage. teams try to out-Duck the Ducks and lose their team strategy.

by magni on May 3, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

your a true ducks fan..that is so true

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 3, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Miller robbed again!

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by SK eleven on May 3, 2009 12:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Es no Miller time.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on May 3, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH I LOVE RYAN CARTER! :)

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by SK eleven on May 3, 2009 12:27 PM PDT reply actions  

REBOUNDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by SK eleven on May 3, 2009 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

thats your boy….you go SK!!!

love the dos equis commerical!! “he had an akward moment….just to see how it feels”!!!

love it!!!

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 3, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha! suck on it, Chelios!

by magni on May 3, 2009 12:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Pronger still gets booed more than Brown…all is right in the world.

Detroit fans probably don’t even know who Brown is.

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by SK eleven on May 3, 2009 12:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Detroit fans

probably can’t even spell Brown

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by Jibblescribbits on May 3, 2009 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok so whitney took over the goat horns from frankie today.,….come on whitney…wtf!!!

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 3, 2009 12:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, this second period is lasting forever. 8 minutes left?!

by g r a c e on May 3, 2009 12:39 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW, Brownie getting all the calls. They’re obviously watching him closely! Perhaps more proof he laid a good hit!

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by SK eleven on May 3, 2009 12:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Brown's hit

If Browns hit was dirty, Kronvall should get the Chris Simon treatment for every check he makes. There isn’t a dirty checker in the League outside of Dion Phaneuf.

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by Jibblescribbits on May 3, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Spot On

He has this way of always leaving his feet and never getting called, the dirty bastard.

An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.

by texacogirl on May 3, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hola

senorita

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by Jibblescribbits on May 3, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mornin’. Just waking up and very happy to see the score.

An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.

by texacogirl on May 3, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

cam janson from the blues likes to leave his feet a lot and take the cheap hits. I wish he’s tone it done, the penalties are brutal

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on May 3, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

His brother needs to put him in line:

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by Jibblescribbits on May 3, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea our 4th line is working…..if thats all they do is draw calls…they are gold!!!!

oh hockey gods…when we have a breakaway can we get someone other than drew miller or josh green to have it?

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 3, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I appreciate any Ducks breakaway from the Hockey Gods…you can’t ask for too much!

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by SK eleven on May 3, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Teeheehee, another PP!

by g r a c e on May 3, 2009 12:49 PM PDT reply actions  

i smell another goal for the ducks

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on May 3, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope you have a good nose

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by SK eleven on May 3, 2009 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

perhaps not

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by SK eleven on May 3, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because

The Red Wings are dirty cheating bastards

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by Jibblescribbits on May 3, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

i wouldnt say that…we worked hard for that label…hate to lose it

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 3, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL…I can’t imagine the Ducks losing that label anytime soon

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by SK eleven on May 3, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fine

The Red Wings are also dirty cheating bastards.

And the Ducks are less-bastardy with Brian Burke and Brad May gone.

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by Jibblescribbits on May 3, 2009 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

We didn’t just up our status with the Brown hit? And Pronger…he’s like 5 bastards all wrapped into one apparently…

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by SK eleven on May 3, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh

no you’re still dirty cheating bastards, but at least you’re honest about it. Red Wings fans like to pretend that their team never makes a dirty play.

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by Jibblescribbits on May 3, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea were dicks…but it won us the cup and its fun to watch

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 3, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

exactly how i feel. The ducks are dirty…..blah, blah, blah.
The wings have been playing much dirtier than us, and there still considered angels, fuck that.

hooked on quack

by tu madre on May 3, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

i am loving this game

we’re outshooting the wings, they’re taking way more penalties, and our PP conversion is 100%… now all i need is someone to kick a red wing’s ass, and this will be my dream game.

by magni on May 3, 2009 12:55 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

^5

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by spectr17 on May 3, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha, well, that PP conversion is 50%, but still, a great game.

by g r a c e on May 3, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

were playing in there end….im happy with 50%

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 3, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea i meant to post that at 3/3, but wtf, it might as well be 100%.

by magni on May 3, 2009 1:04 PM PDT reply actions  

ugh

ok nm i was counting the detroit ppg. i’m just so gung ho to be an optimist here.

by magni on May 3, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh and earl is gay for not being here…..we need quick clever anaylsis

we need the high priest earl

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 3, 2009 1:04 PM PDT reply actions  

does he at least buy you dinner before you kiss his ass? :)

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by SK eleven on May 3, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

no what an asshole huh?

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 3, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, I’m glad you put the ? at the end…it would read very different had you used “!!!!!”

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by SK eleven on May 3, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Does anyone remember if the Ducks got outhit in the San Jose series?

by g r a c e on May 3, 2009 1:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I really want to say yes…in game 5 for some reason when we came back to tie it.

I know when they pointed that out after the first intermission, I remember thinking it was a good sign that Detroit would probably be wearing themselves down.

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by SK eleven on May 3, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

although, you’ll have to check with his all mighty priest hood for the numbers.

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by SK eleven on May 3, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I know that in at least a couple of the games (G1 and G2?), the Sharks outhit the Ducks. And yes, I hope those wings are wearing themselves out.

by g r a c e on May 3, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’d like to see a collection of hitting stats between periods over time… guessing that teams who try to out hit the Ducks in the first period get out hit pretty consistantly in the 3rd, esp in playoffs.

by magni on May 3, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yikes. Zetterberg, Datsyuk and Hossa on the same line? Halp.

by g r a c e on May 3, 2009 1:15 PM PDT reply actions  

holmstrom = alvin, theodore or simon?

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by spectr17 on May 3, 2009 1:16 PM PDT reply actions  

None

The Chipmunks are lovable. Holmstrom and his big ass are anything but.

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by texacogirl on May 3, 2009 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

k, you got me

no holmstrom chipmonk linkage

can i do a photochop? just 1 pleez?

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by spectr17 on May 3, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holmstrom on a bottle of Doucherade would fit the bill, no?

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by texacogirl on May 3, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

wif big choppers like alvin?

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by spectr17 on May 3, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do it.

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by texacogirl on May 3, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

TOO MANY SHOTS FOR RW!

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by SK eleven on May 3, 2009 1:18 PM PDT reply actions  

TOO MANY SHOTS!

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by SK eleven on May 3, 2009 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit.

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by texacogirl on May 3, 2009 1:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Hell

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by Jibblescribbits on May 3, 2009 1:20 PM PDT reply actions  

C’mon Ducks, kill this one for Scotty.

by g r a c e on May 3, 2009 1:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Typical Ducks laziness with the lead and then lame penalties…

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by SK eleven on May 3, 2009 1:23 PM PDT reply actions  

might want to change goalies now?…..hiller should have sealed that short side….comeo n rc make the fucking change!!!

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 3, 2009 1:23 PM PDT reply actions  

hows giggy looked lately? last game played?

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by spectr17 on May 3, 2009 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

sometime in January?

Kidding…uhhhhhhhhhhhh I can’t remember

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by SK eleven on May 3, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

we needed a big save…..fuuuuuuuuuck

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 3, 2009 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

DIVE

God I hate the Wings.

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by Jibblescribbits on May 3, 2009 1:24 PM PDT reply actions  

holmstrom got PWNED

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by spectr17 on May 3, 2009 1:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m trying to work between intermissions and stoppages, and its not going well :-/

I’m also stuck with the ANA radio feed, presumably because here in Denver, they would rather not give us the Wing-centric Detroit radio feed. Sadness.

Obviously I can’t see whats going on, but I got it recording. It sounds pretty sloppy on the Wings part.

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by IAmJoe on May 3, 2009 1:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Hahahahaha. Denver jobs Wing fans. Epic conspiracy theory.

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by texacogirl on May 3, 2009 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey Joe, try ? Even if you don’t have an account, you should be able to choose between Home and Away radio feeds.

by g r a c e on May 3, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, I am crazy. When the puck flies through the air, I have this insane urge to pluck it outta my screen and throw it into the Red Wings’ net.

by g r a c e on May 3, 2009 1:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Naw, you just really want to help your team win. Nothing wrong with that, IMO.

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by texacogirl on May 3, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wisnewski!

Nice hit. Surprised Wings fans didn’t want a penalty.

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by Jibblescribbits on May 3, 2009 1:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Bah! Getzlaf wanted an assist on a RW goal, toO??

by g r a c e on May 3, 2009 1:39 PM PDT reply actions  

NO KIDDING! NO FANCY SHIT PLEASE!

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by SK eleven on May 3, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

franzen = megapuss

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by spectr17 on May 3, 2009 1:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Arrrgghhh. That was sooo close. Great sequence by the Ducks.

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by texacogirl on May 3, 2009 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

detwat gets away with so much holding in front of their net

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by spectr17 on May 3, 2009 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hypocracy

I like how the fans boo’d Holmstrom being tied up in front of the net, but thought Stewert played excellent defense when he used his stick to trip R.Niedermeyer right there.

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by Jibblescribbits on May 3, 2009 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

hypocrisy

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by Jibblescribbits on May 3, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

bizarre

that was a bizarre reply fail.

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by Jibblescribbits on May 3, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jibblescribbits: Spreading his gift of reply fails one blog at a time.

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by texacogirl on May 3, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s easy for u to say 8^)

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by spectr17 on May 3, 2009 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

hip-ock-crazy

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by spectr17 on May 3, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, at least we made it to OT this time? Positivity?

by g r a c e on May 3, 2009 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

hasn’t been many OT games so far.

Sudden death. Who dies?

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by spectr17 on May 3, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is only one right answer here.

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by SK eleven on May 3, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why Hockey Fans Love Playoff Hockey

There is no such thing as a loser point.

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by texacogirl on May 3, 2009 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck…whiz playing a great game…scotty…not so much….damn….hiller makes that short side save..this game is over

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 3, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Wiz took away a sure goal… I know the bad bounce in the 1st wasn’t his fault, but even if it had been he’d have made up for it right there big time.

Nobody cares about your opinion.

by brokenyard on May 3, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

No kidding. But hey, this leaves the door open for some OT heroics by another Duck! (How’s that for positivity?)

by g r a c e on May 3, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

loving Wiz this game!

hooked on quack

by tu madre on May 3, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time For OT

Go Ducks!

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by texacogirl on May 3, 2009 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

right on!!!!!!!!!!

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 3, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very classy, Tex. I’m proud of you.

Fun Fact: Those stickers are actually copyright infringement, Bill Watterson almost NEVER liscensed merchandise for Calvin and Hobbes, and never approved those stickers.

When you couple it with the stickers of Calvin praying before a cross that some more pretentious people have, it becomes ironic that the goody two-shoes is committing copyright infringement in their attempt to show you how much holier-than-thou they are.

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by IAmJoe on May 3, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

…in their attempt to show you how much holier-than-thou they are.

Something about that sentence just struck me as an appropriate reply to your comment. Not sure why :p

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by texacogirl on May 3, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

bahahaha, touche

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by IAmJoe on May 3, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

I’m surprised Watterson hasn’t sued more, because he absolutly abhors selling out his character.

Besides this never struck me as Calvin-esque.

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by Jibblescribbits on May 3, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve always kinda thought that too, but I without doing any actual research, I’m guessing they’re decentralized enough by being made by enough manufacturers that its too much of a pain in the ass. Besides, I think one of the few things Watterson valued above not selling out was his own privacy, and throwing lawsuits like that would not be conducive to living a nice quite private life.

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by IAmJoe on May 3, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quick note

I’m alive, but scaredly excited. I’ll catch up later.

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by Earl Sleek on May 3, 2009 1:55 PM PDT reply actions  

how can u be alive…were fuckin dying alive right now

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 3, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

In the sense that a comatose patient is alive?

Nobody cares about your opinion.

by brokenyard on May 3, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sleek

Alive

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by Jibblescribbits on May 3, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only thing that would make me happier than the Ducks winning, would be to do it on a soft goal by Osgood.

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by Jibblescribbits on May 3, 2009 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Ducks finally look like...

they are playing to Win !

The 3rd period the Ducks were just sitting back.

When I'm not at the stadium, I'd rather be watching my Halos back in Costa Rica!

by Dono Romantico on May 3, 2009 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Ducks are all over the Wings. This is great.

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by texacogirl on May 3, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow, Getz and Scottie are again tied in TOI. did he play this many minutes in the reg season?

by magni on May 3, 2009 2:13 PM PDT reply actions  

No

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by SK eleven on May 3, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get Selanne off the ice

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by Dono Romantico on May 3, 2009 2:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Kronvall

leaving his feet… AGAIN. Why doesn’t he get penalties for that crap.

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by Jibblescribbits on May 3, 2009 2:14 PM PDT reply actions  

exactly

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by Dono Romantico on May 3, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

No shit. Another unpenalized dirty hit.

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by texacogirl on May 3, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Ducks are lettiing the WIngs

skate way too much behind their net

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by Dono Romantico on May 3, 2009 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Put the damn puck on the net!!!

When I'm not at the stadium, I'd rather be watching my Halos back in Costa Rica!

by Dono Romantico on May 3, 2009 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

We have Brown and Green, but we need one more player for the Crayola Line!

I vote for Nokelainen to fill the role. LETS GO FOURTH LINE.

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by Wild Wing on May 3, 2009 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

"Concentration, not strength." - Coach GB

by Wild Wing on May 3, 2009 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Selanne is showing his age

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by Dono Romantico on May 3, 2009 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

BULLSHIT

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by Dono Romantico on May 3, 2009 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

that was lame

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by SK eleven on May 3, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hilly Time !!

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by Dono Romantico on May 3, 2009 2:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Shoot the Damn Puck Ducks

They look they are trying to get too fancy with the passing

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by Dono Romantico on May 3, 2009 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Friggin Ridiculous

Ducks need to play DUCKS Hockey and start leveling guys

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by Dono Romantico on May 3, 2009 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

ducks look gassed

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by spectr17 on May 3, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not Good

Ducks need to PUSH forward and beat on and Beat these guys

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by Dono Romantico on May 3, 2009 2:29 PM PDT reply actions  

steal one from them skunkbellies from Detroit

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by spectr17 on May 3, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh....Hello

1. When you have the puck in the offensive zone: SHOOT THE DAMN THING
2. When on Defense. Don’t let other team skate around behind your net & hit opposing team when they have possession of the puck

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by Dono Romantico on May 3, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF

How was that not a trip on the guy who just took down Ryan.

Jesus i hate the Red wings

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by Jibblescribbits on May 3, 2009 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Every time the referee calls a Detroit penalty, an angel dies.

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by spectr17 on May 3, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

amen

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 3, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Red Wings = Yankees / Red Sox

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by Dono Romantico on May 3, 2009 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

47-35 shots Detwat

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by spectr17 on May 3, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Must Play DUCKS Hockey !!!

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by Dono Romantico on May 3, 2009 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I think Brown and Green were showing a lot of spark during that last session. LETS GO THIRD AND FOURTH LINES.

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by Wild Wing on May 3, 2009 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Sounds better than the Rainbow Line

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by Dono Romantico on May 3, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

My Kings pal recommended we get a player named “White” to fill it out. I can’t think of anyone named “Yellow”.

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by Earl Sleek on May 3, 2009 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, I’ve taken to referring to #12 as “Mystery Duck”, because I don’t think I’ve ever seen this guy before. Wasn’t the last guy to wear #12 Friesen?

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by Earl Sleek on May 3, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

i mean what the fuck….

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 3, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, I’ve taken to referring to #12 as "Mystery Duck", because I don’t think I’ve ever seen this guy before. Wasn’t the last guy to wear #12 Friesen?

I have no recollection of any one named Friesen.

I see 12, I still see Mike Leclerc. Josh Green has the same body type as him too.

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by Morbo on May 3, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, that’s more than fair. Before calling him “Mystery Duck” I was calling him Leclerc. In only remembered Friesen later.

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by Earl Sleek on May 3, 2009 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

My dad suggested we just start calling him WHITEney.

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by SK eleven on May 3, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is It Me......Or

are the Ducks not playing their style of Hockey this game?

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by Dono Romantico on May 3, 2009 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

this game is driving me crazy…i think the wings were the better team int he OT….ducks need step up

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 3, 2009 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

true

When I'm not at the stadium, I'd rather be watching my Halos back in Costa Rica!

by Dono Romantico on May 3, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Ducks seemed to have all the momentum to start OT while the Wings were sitting back but as the period progressed, the Wings took over. Ducks just need to keep up the good play from the start of that period. Control the puck and keep pressuring down low.

An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.

by texacogirl on May 3, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, the Kings fan took off — he’s obviously unfamiliar with how “playoff” OT works (“Put Perry in the shootout”).

I’m pretty fucking drunk.

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by Earl Sleek on May 3, 2009 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

hahaha…damn it sleek…give us some positivy…….we didnt look good in the OT..reach back and give us ducks fans SOMTHING!!

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 3, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

In the 2007 WCF, the Ducks lost a close-but-winnable G1 in DET, but rallied to even the series by a marginal OT goal by Scotty Niedermayer. If #27 pots a weak one in OT, we’re set.

We may have to lose G3 by a 5-0 score, though.

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by Earl Sleek on May 3, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

If that’s the case Holmstrom is going to be screwed in G3.

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by Wild Wing on May 3, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s a Kings fan…of course he doesn’t know how playoff OT works

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by SK eleven on May 3, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

im waiting for rudys response!!!…my buddy the kings fan said on his myspace he was going to the chirs cornell concert today…i said hey…why arent you going to the kings game today? muahahahahaha

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 3, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

We don’t need the playoffs to show how special we are, we’re not insecure like you guys are. The important thing is, are the guys having fun? Because that’s what it’s all about. Peace, love, hockey. It’s like, space, man.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on May 3, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who is this random woman doing sports highlights? Only thing that would make this better is Bea Arthur was doing highlights. RIP Bea.

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by Wild Wing on May 3, 2009 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

 I liked bea…thought she was underrated….plus thats my mothers name

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 3, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

beatrice…but im guessing that was arthurs full name

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 3, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Howdy bitches

Pretty mild hockey-watching experience, eh?

Fuck me.

by a2y on May 3, 2009 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Did you rent a playoff respirator? I think I’m going to start a business.

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by Earl Sleek on May 3, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

id be your first customer

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 3, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sign me up for one.

by g r a c e on May 3, 2009 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Playoffs Suck

I’ll never waiver from that. Ever. How do you guys like Darren Helm?

by a2y on May 3, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scares the fuck out of me on a regular basis — that’s a plus. Let me guess — he was drafted in the 1,478th spot of the ’07 draft.

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by Earl Sleek on May 3, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe

And those hit totals, as fun as they are to look at, have got to be bullshit.

by a2y on May 3, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

When was the last time the Wings have had 50+ hits in a game??

by g r a c e on May 3, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

(rubs eyes) did I see that right?

by g r a c e on May 3, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea be nice to have those scouts

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 3, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, if you want to know something funny, my Wings pal gave me a bit of a scouting report on Helm:

“He’s like that kid from the Mighty Ducks movies who could skate really fast but couldn’t hit the brakes. He needs to do some drills with a tower of empty soda cans.”

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by Earl Sleek on May 3, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need 1…maybe 2 with all this OT madness!

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by SK eleven on May 3, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

lets go ducks

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by spectr17 on May 3, 2009 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

hey we need to win this period…fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 3, 2009 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Frankly, I’ll settle for a tie.

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by Earl Sleek on May 3, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

a tie is like kissing your sister, nooooooooooooooooooooze

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by spectr17 on May 3, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

hurry up ducks, i gotta go eat my sunday turkey supper

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by spectr17 on May 3, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, Spade is experiencing my Twitter policing right now

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by SK eleven on May 3, 2009 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hiller reacts to some saves by looking up in the rafters in what seems like disappointment. I hate that because I think every save is a flippin’ goal.

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by Wild Wing on May 3, 2009 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

There’s nothing wrong with pleasant surprises.

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by Earl Sleek on May 3, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good lord. Ducks had an empty net to shoot at and couldn’t bury it.

An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.

by texacogirl on May 3, 2009 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

They are building up the drama as a favor to NBC.

At least that’s what I’m telling myself.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 3, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Ducks don’t owe NBC SHIT!

When was the last time they were on NBC? 07?!?!

GO DUCKS!! DUCKSandPUCKS.com

by SK eleven on May 3, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

been a long time

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on May 3, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, they’re probably just thaking them for keeping “The Office” running. I’m guessing that Parros is a “Heroes” fan, too, for some reason.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 3, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

yikes, that was close

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by spectr17 on May 3, 2009 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Common' Now

It’s TIME Ducks! I really want to get to the pool now

When I'm not at the stadium, I'd rather be watching my Halos back in Costa Rica!

by Dono Romantico on May 3, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

W.T.F.

Shoot the Damn Puck on the NET

When I'm not at the stadium, I'd rather be watching my Halos back in Costa Rica!

by Dono Romantico on May 3, 2009 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

No, no. Keep Osgood napping for a little longer.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 3, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Put the Biscuit in the Basket

When I'm not at the stadium, I'd rather be watching my Halos back in Costa Rica!

by Dono Romantico on May 3, 2009 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I totally G-Love Hiller.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 3, 2009 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY HILLER

"Concentration, not strength." - Coach GB

by Wild Wing on May 3, 2009 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

punch holmstrom in the teeth, knock them piano keys out

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by spectr17 on May 3, 2009 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Selanne

Too Old and Too Weak.

When I'm not at the stadium, I'd rather be watching my Halos back in Costa Rica!

by Dono Romantico on May 3, 2009 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

We just needed Lilja there for Selanne to be effective.

"Concentration, not strength." - Coach GB

by Wild Wing on May 3, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

teemu can still bring it

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by spectr17 on May 3, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit. Even Selanne is battling through checks now.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 3, 2009 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

flippola? like crapola?

I don’t give a flippola

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by spectr17 on May 3, 2009 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok, flippola was funny, I’ll give you that.

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by IAmJoe on May 3, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was funny…

Yippe ky yea...mini sirloin burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 4, 2009 6:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

off fuckin sides

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by spectr17 on May 3, 2009 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

No fuckin shit. Second one for Detroit — we could use a make-up call, though.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 3, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

how about a cheap, sleazy goal to steal one in Detroit?

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on May 3, 2009 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

23-9 shots wings

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by spectr17 on May 3, 2009 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

15-14 hits wings

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by spectr17 on May 3, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mildly interesting, but there’s really one “stat” that has my attention. Goals.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 3, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jesus Ducks

Just win this fucker before it’s too late for me to do chores this evening.

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by Jibblescribbits on May 3, 2009 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

marathon OT

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by spectr17 on May 3, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately, the Ducks are proponents of household sloppiness.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 3, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of these days, Marchant is going to score a damn goal. One of these days.

by g r a c e on May 3, 2009 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

a duck gets dumped on rush and no call? The refs have swallered the whistle for OT?

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on May 3, 2009 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

You have to realize — that’s a big positive for us in the long run.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 3, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

hows that? They called scott for the trip earlier behind the net

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by spectr17 on May 3, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

ozzzie having a walk in the park

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by spectr17 on May 3, 2009 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Did the Ducks get Christian Ehrhoff?

What’s with all the shots off the mark?

by Mike Chen on May 3, 2009 3:17 PM PDT reply actions  

He was the “future considerations” part of the Moen-Huskins deal.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 3, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ryan Carter is doing a great job in OT so far.

"Concentration, not strength." - Coach GB

by Wild Wing on May 3, 2009 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

ozzie’s best move

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by spectr17 on May 3, 2009 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Lidstrom

must have cut the umbilical cord with his skate.

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by Jibblescribbits on May 3, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've figured it out

Since NBC has no games scheduled for next weekend, the Ducks/Wings are just trying to give the league its due time.

by Mike Chen on May 3, 2009 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

i cant believe NBC hasn’t cut to volleyball or some other useless shit

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by spectr17 on May 3, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sure

NBC network execs are happy hockey is still on.

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by Jibblescribbits on May 3, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

My theory: the Ducks are really pissed off at being left of the national schedule. The played one time on Versus in the regular season and maybe one? one NBC.

So now they’re determined to make up for it — we’re playing 7 regular season games tonight, assholes!

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 3, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

you’re going with the camera hog theory then

i think it’s a ruse. lure the wings in close and then a dagger to the eye

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by spectr17 on May 3, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy fucking fuck fuck.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 3, 2009 3:21 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

+1

An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.

by texacogirl on May 3, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

+2

Yippe ky yea...mini sirloin burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 3, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

GOD. No more Swedish defensemen with goals at the last minute plz.

"Concentration, not strength." - Coach GB

by Wild Wing on May 3, 2009 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

This is getting hard to watch.

by g r a c e on May 3, 2009 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

i will be dead soon….sleek…write me a eulogy please

Yippe ky yea...mini sirloin burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 3, 2009 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

hear liez spaid — watta guyy.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 3, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

he was a swell feller [removin hat]

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by spectr17 on May 3, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

speaking of hat…i will leave in my will..to Boc my fedoria hat…..stay thirsty my friends!!!

Yippe ky yea...mini sirloin burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 3, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

his LIONS were faithful to the Ducks always.

GO DUCKS!! DUCKSandPUCKS.com

by SK eleven on May 3, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

im gonna pretend to know what that means

Yippe ky yea...mini sirloin burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 3, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

sirLIONS…come on Spade!

GO DUCKS!! DUCKSandPUCKS.com

by SK eleven on May 3, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would someone here mind terribly asking the Ducks to pls let the Wings score in 3OT so I can go do my chores. Thank you … :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on May 3, 2009 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

hush now, no wing victory today.

but I would like to go eat myself

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by spectr17 on May 3, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, we had to watch your bullshit triple OT game last year in the second round, suck it up.

Nobody cares about your opinion.

by brokenyard on May 3, 2009 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least it’s an afternoon triple OT instead of a Monday (or was it Tuesday night) Sharks/Stars triple OT.

An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.

by texacogirl on May 3, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was brutal

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by spectr17 on May 3, 2009 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

ebbet should never take another face off ever again

Yippe ky yea...mini sirloin burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 3, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude — Ebbett is the team’s Mini-Sirloin Burger representative — that’s cold.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 3, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

im off the ebbet bandwagon…..

Yippe ky yea...mini sirloin burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 3, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I made it to work the next day but it was brutal, for sure.

An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.

by texacogirl on May 3, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Being dead at work the next day because you were up so late watching playoff hockey is a badge of honor, in my opinion.

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by IAmJoe on May 3, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

“The next team to score a goal will win this series.”

I don’t know if that’s true, but it sounds true. Holy fuck.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 3, 2009 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

i concur

Yippe ky yea...mini sirloin burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 3, 2009 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

magic 8 ball says

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by spectr17 on May 3, 2009 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

ooops, wrong 8 ball

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by spectr17 on May 3, 2009 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mine always says that. I think it’s from Calgary.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 3, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

marchant, green or brown. These will be the guys to do it. The first line and second is just getting to tired

hooked on quack

by tu madre on May 3, 2009 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

someone needs to step up…im still calling it….whitney gets revenage….scores ot game winner!!!

Yippe ky yea...mini sirloin burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 3, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scotty, dude. This has all happened before, and will all happen again. It’s so Galactica.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 3, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t care who does it for the Ducks…JUST DO IT!

GO DUCKS!! DUCKSandPUCKS.com

by SK eleven on May 3, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

ryan 32 min, getzie 38 mins, pronger 45 mins, s neidermeyer 37, perry 37 mins

thatsa lotta ice time

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by spectr17 on May 3, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm calling it

8 ball, side pocket

Nobody cares about your opinion.

by brokenyard on May 3, 2009 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

dont fucking scratch

hooked on quack

by tu madre on May 3, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

The fourth line has shown the best chances of late, keep em out there.

hooked on quack

by tu madre on May 3, 2009 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I wouldn’t mind a goal by “Mystery Duck”. Who the fuck is that guy? #12?

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 3, 2009 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Green? We signed him last offseason

Nobody cares about your opinion.

by brokenyard on May 3, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

lidstrom 42 mins, datszuk 31mins, stuart 44 mins, zetterbirg 32 mins, ericson 41 mins, kronwell 38 mins

Dum spiramus tuebimur

by spectr17 on May 3, 2009 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

no new sheets of ice?

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by spectr17 on May 3, 2009 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s a tough economy. Cut ’em some slack.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 3, 2009 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, they got new ice.

An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.

by texacogirl on May 3, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, it looks like new ice

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by spectr17 on May 3, 2009 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

MARCHANT!

"Concentration, not strength." - Coach GB

by Wild Wing on May 3, 2009 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

yessir

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by spectr17 on May 3, 2009 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Who was wishing for a Marchant goal?

by Mike Chen on May 3, 2009 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

someone called it

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by spectr17 on May 3, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

grace called it

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by spectr17 on May 3, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES!

HAHAHAHAHAHA DUCKS WIN

The 2008-2009 Colorado Avalanche: Slumpbusters

by Jibblescribbits on May 3, 2009 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

HELLLLLZZZZZZZZZ YEAH

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Ducks SCORE!!

An ounce of confidence can carry you a mile toward winning. Oh, and Red Wings suck.

by texacogirl on May 3, 2009 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

The 2008-2009 Colorado Avalanche: Slumpbusters

by Jibblescribbits on May 3, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

GOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.

Fucking series, it is. — Yoda.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 3, 2009 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

NICE CALL GRACE!

GO DUCKS!! DUCKSandPUCKS.com

by SK eleven on May 3, 2009 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

grace FTC

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by spectr17 on May 3, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

GO GRACE!!!!!

Yippe ky yea...mini sirloin burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 3, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

If that’s Rob’s goal, then at least it was a Niedermayer.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 3, 2009 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

pang = munchkin

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by spectr17 on May 3, 2009 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

give the boy a stool at least

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by spectr17 on May 3, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pang

The 2008-2009 Colorado Avalanche: Slumpbusters

by Jibblescribbits on May 3, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

good call grace

hooked on quack

by tu madre on May 3, 2009 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

(picks self up from dead faint) Thank you, all.

by g r a c e on May 3, 2009 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

ok i wont die tontie…..you get more mispellings and dumb comments for another day!!!

Yippe ky yea...mini sirloin burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 3, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

laterz, turkey supper callin

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by spectr17 on May 3, 2009 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

What’s Hiller’s save % in the playoffs now?

by Mike Chen on May 3, 2009 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I think it’s above one — I won’t know really until the morning.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 3, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

i dont know but he scares me..

Yippe ky yea...mini sirloin burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 3, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I guess the answer to “What can Brown do for you?” is 13 minutes played, zero goals-against, and two penalties drawn. Brown’s a valuable guy when he’s eligible to step on the ice.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 3, 2009 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

yea brown did his job today

Yippe ky yea...mini sirloin burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 3, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

THATS HOW WE ROLL..that guy has had a great series….he desrves that!!!

Yippe ky yea...mini sirloin burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 3, 2009 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Marchant

The 2008-2009 Colorado Avalanche: Slumpbusters

by Jibblescribbits on May 3, 2009 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Keep commenting here, btw. I’ve probably drank too much to write a new post today.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 3, 2009 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

“Ducks Won.”

There, done.

by g r a c e on May 3, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

well put grace…

your are golden today…run for office or somthing

Yippe ky yea...mini sirloin burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 3, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, well, that “call” wasn’t really a call. How vague is “one of these days”? But I’LL FUCKING TAKE IT. :)

by g r a c e on May 3, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING?

started with wine…switched to beer….turning the music up loud nowwwwwwww!!!

Yippe ky yea...mini sirloin burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 3, 2009 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jack-two-ohs, my friend. Jack Daniels plus water.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 3, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

my aunt rolls that way….i know..ive had to make her those drinks

Yippe ky yea...mini sirloin burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 3, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

i tihnk im drinking till i pass out tonite…

Yippe ky yea...mini sirloin burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 3, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Marchant with a beard reminds me of gnome-like beings.

Nobody cares about your opinion.

by brokenyard on May 3, 2009 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s a leprechaun — and I don’t know if now is the exact time to bring this up, but should the Ducks be in the business of re-signing Marchant next summer? I never really truly considered it until now.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 3, 2009 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hm…I’m much more favorable towards a resigning than I was before the trade deadline. But he’s 36 and is making $2.66M this year? I’m no good at salary cap analysis, but my sense is that $2.66M going forward is too much. Also, anything longer than a year (maaaybe two) makes me nervous.

That said, I don’t like the idea of facing him in a playoff series, either.

(Side note: I’m rooting for the Canucks to beat the ’Hawks. I know the Ducks are still a long shot beat the Wings, but the mere thought of Sammy playing against the RPG line makes me nauseous.)

by g r a c e on May 4, 2009 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

(Side note: I’m rooting for the Canucks to beat the ’Hawks. I know the Ducks are still a long shot beat the Wings, but the mere thought of Sammy playing against the RPG line makes me nauseous.)

I’m only mildly watching any other series going on, and am barely pulling for anybody. That said, the fact that my brother’s in Chicago and Sammy’s playing well make it really hard for me to root against the Hawks.

Then again, I do have a really good buddy who is die-hard Canucks. What to do?

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 4, 2009 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

root nuck…“potiental” (avoiding jinx) shorter travel for duckos

or consult your magic 8 ball

Yippe ky yea...mini sirloin burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 4, 2009 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hm, maybe I should root for the ‘Hawks, if only to see what kind of material you’d come up with in the (very unlikely, hockey gods!) event of a Ducks vs. ’Hawks conference final.

But I think I’d have to cover my eyes and mute my computer for every one of Pahlsson’s shifts.

by g r a c e on May 4, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

he reminds my mom of the young Santa Clause in those animated Santa Clause movies. I can’t find a good pic of it

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by SK eleven on May 3, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well that game was exciting

But now POKER is on. Honestly, I can’t think of anything better to match the intensity of a 3OT playoff game than Poker!

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by Jibblescribbits on May 3, 2009 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

seriously…talk about a change in pace!

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by SK eleven on May 3, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, I may need a nap. Poker is perfect.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 3, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

pretend its marchant playing..might help

Yippe ky yea...mini sirloin burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 3, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only half an hour left til Carolina/Boston! I love the playoffs.

by g r a c e on May 3, 2009 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

A2Y

Quick to make many death threats, they are.

Nobody cares about your opinion.

by brokenyard on May 3, 2009 3:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I had a really weird feeling that Marchant was going to score the OT goal … huge win for the Duckies.

I’ve had a Getzlaf post idea rolling around in my head. Might put something up this week.

When I'm not battling in California:

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by jamestobrien on May 3, 2009 4:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Go fucking nuts, dude. I’m over here praising Mike Brown and neglecting the postseason scoring leader. But whatever — it’s tied.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 3, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it won’t be Monday (my buddy turns 21 so I probably will be useless until … oh, mid-afternoon. And it might not even be correct. That doesn’t usually stop me, though :)

When I'm not battling in California:

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by jamestobrien on May 3, 2009 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea shame on you earl…give some love to our balding hero

Yippe ky yea...mini sirloin burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 3, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ouch. That hurt. Congrats Duck fans, that was a heck of a game. I only needed my heart restarted about six times.

by hockeychic on May 3, 2009 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

yea this reminds me of 07….and that series almost ended my life….fuck….these teams shouldnt meet int he postseason for my own health concerns

Yippe ky yea...mini sirloin burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 3, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I dunno, but as of today, I think Ducks-Wings counts as a rivalry. Five meetings in eleven postseasons, and a G1 and G2 like this? I’m kind of afraid to say it, but I think… it’s on.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 3, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would agree. It is definitely on. I’m going to go pass out now during Bruins/Canes. I’m exhausted after that game.

by hockeychic on May 3, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, I keep hearing about how Todd Marchant is the only Duck under 6 feet tall.

What the fuck, Ebbett’s a midget! How the hell did he get measured at 6 feet? Bribery?

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 3, 2009 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

earl….take a straight jack shot for that one

Yippe ky yea...mini sirloin burgers!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 3, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I blew it. “Bribery” was the wrong joke there. I should have used “Tippy-toes?”.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on May 3, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

What? Then what was all that nonsense earlier in the season about Ebbett being the shortest Duck?

Nobody cares about your opinion.

by brokenyard on May 3, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s listed as 5’9". Marchant as 5’10". If you do a quick scan of this roster, it’s easy to miss Ebbett (yuk yuk) because 9 is a single-digit number.

by g r a c e on May 3, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see Todd Marchant partied like it was 1997. Sorry I missed the first proper epic of the playoffs.

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by Doogie2K on May 3, 2009 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

As much as I hate agreeing with Pierre, I gotta say — that should have been a Carolina goal.

by g r a c e on May 3, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

My Detroit fan friends are really hurting right now. Several of them have brought up the similarities to 2007 (two d-men inured, one the #2 guy, lost game two in OT).

I don’t think the similarities are apt. That Ducks team had three great lines kicking at that time, the checking line being just as productive as the first two. This team isn’t anywhere near the same. While the supporting cast has stepped up, our big guys are shouldering too much of the load. The more we play, the harder it’s going to be, and five periods today didn’t help matters any.

by Snap Wilson on May 3, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Sigh. A 2-0 lead in this series would’ve been HUGE. Put the Ducks right on the ropes. Now its still just as even, and I’m not feeling any better about anything yet.

I gotta watch the game on DVR, but listening to it on the radio, it sounded sloppy as hell for the Wings.

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by IAmJoe on May 3, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

It was sloppy for the Wings. A slow start, massive amounts of defensive zone turnovers, etc. They didn’t seem to really start playing until the 3rd period. Credit to the Ducks for playing a great road game.

by hockeychic on May 4, 2009 7:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

like the first game the game could have went either way….

this series you kinda just have to sit back and enjoy…and hope your team gets a break..

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 4, 2009 7:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

and that you don’t die of heart failure. :)

by hockeychic on May 4, 2009 8:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

yea i was close yesterday….damn

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 4, 2009 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Watching the replay of the 3OT goal again, and I noticed Scotty is the fourth guy into the celebration in the corner, but before he joins the huddle (and while the others are zooming past him to join the vertical dogpile), he makes sure to collect that puck for Marchant. I love that man. Love him.

by g r a c e on May 3, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

zombie today…ugggg…..need to stop making descisions when im drunk and the ducks win…decided to celebrate by go watching the chris cornell show last nite…on 3 hrs sleep…..uugggg….aaaaaa……brrrraiiins

man did we need that win…the wings took it to us in OT….we need to get better for game 3….no more softies hiller!!!

2nd line needs to chip in..NEED TO CONVERT BREAKAWAYS…

hate the red wings…

GO DUCKS!!

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 4, 2009 6:58 AM PDT reply actions  

2nd line needs to chip in..NEED TO CONVERT BREAKAWAYS…

Heh, Drew Miller’s an odd cat. I mean, I have zero confidence or expectation on most of his offense, including breakaways, but I don’t want him out of the lineup either. He’s a smart responsible player, but I dunno — his breakaways probably won’t be getting much better anytime soon.

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by Earl Sleek on May 4, 2009 7:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

whats your prediction for game 3 sleekster? whats gonn happen?

these teams seem to go on runs….with each side dominating here and there….man its scary to watch

at least the 1st line isnt getting shut down like the red wings fans thought they would

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 4, 2009 7:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

whats your prediction for game 3 sleekster? whats gonn happen?

You’ll have to tune in tomorrow to find that out, but I’ll give you a hint: Row B.

at least the 1st line isnt getting shut down like the red wings fans thought they would

Yeah, that is pretty incredible. And at the same time, Carlyle’s calling out B-Ry for playing a weak G2 — good motivating, Coach!

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by Earl Sleek on May 4, 2009 7:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

yea hes been invisible this series…just think if gets going

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 4, 2009 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

u lucky bastard..think i used my game 4 money last nite at the concert….might not be able to make it…arrrggg….good show though…but if i was sober…might have bought the ducks tix instead…arrggg…damn drunkeness

make sure you flip off some wings fans for me

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 4, 2009 8:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s a smart responsible player, but I dunno — his breakaways probably won’t be getting much better anytime soon.

Funny, that sounds exactly like Todd Marchant, at least as I remember him as an Oiler. I mean, he did have that one, but it might have been the only one of his career.

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by Doogie2K on May 4, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, I’m right there with you on Marchant — ol’ Stone Hands netted another one, what are the odds?

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by Earl Sleek on May 4, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Any news on the Selanne Hit

That Kronwall hit on him yesterday is probably the worst thing I’ve seen in the league since the Bertuzzi hit. If he isn’t suspended for the rest of this series (and a good portion of next year) Bettman just proves again he is the de facto Wings owner.

by Duck Lover on May 4, 2009 8:44 AM PDT reply actions  

I wonder if we’re thinking of the same hit? I actually thought it was funny…cause it seemed like Selanne didn’t get the brunt of the hit at all. He turned his body and just kinda fell. I think the flying bodies made it look worse than it was.

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by SK eleven on May 4, 2009 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think we probably are. The play where Kronwall just came off the bench to attack Selanne? It is great that Teemu didn’t get hurt, but that doesn’t take away from the intention.

It is very clear to anyone who watches this team for more than 4 minutes that they are the dirtiest team in the league and one of the dirtiest in the history of hockey. They are cheap shot artists who aim only to wound other players with their hits. Elbows, high sticks etc.

Look at Chelios yesterday with that high stick he swung like a battle axe. He is old and not playing much anymore, it is pretty clear Babcock just told him to go out and hit someone as hard as he could in the face with a stick in hopes of ending their career.

It is criminal, if Bettman won’t do anything about it, maybe the police or FBI should. It is awful and dangerous.

by Duck Lover on May 4, 2009 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I do have to admit, I was kind of happy when #12 got high-sticked — oh boy, now I can find out Mystery Duck’s real name!

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by Earl Sleek on May 4, 2009 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

RC throws some curves doesnt he.?

i was sad not to see the stache on the ice

might be too slow for this series im guessing to be effective…

p.s.

mike brown love how taht guy works

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 4, 2009 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Look at Chelios yesterday with that high stick he swung like a battle axe. He is old and not playing much anymore, it is pretty clear Babcock just told him to go out and hit someone as hard as he could in the face with a stick in hopes of ending their career.

>_<

Yes, it is very clear that Babcock told him to do exactly that.

You’re being just as over-the-top and patently ridiculous as the people who say the same about Anaheim. Go have a beer or something.

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by IAmJoe on May 4, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

mmmmmm beer.

hooked on quack

by tu madre on May 5, 2009 5:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

dang i missed that one…dont remember that

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 4, 2009 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t think it was too bad — for one, Selanne did have the puck, and while Kronwall did leap a bit, I think most of the contact was made with Kronwall’s back. League probably won’t review, and even if they did, I suspect they’d let it slide a la Brown.

I’ve seen worse, and it’s hard to judge too much by how easily Selanne falls over — that’s now become one of his trademark characteristics.

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by Earl Sleek on May 4, 2009 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe it is time for retaliation of our own

Someone needs to break Kronwalls legs to the point where he could never play again. Whatever player does it is doing it as a public service.

by Duck Lover on May 4, 2009 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

A bounty? Heh, now we’re treading in Bertuzzi-type territory.

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by Earl Sleek on May 4, 2009 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

weres crawford when you need him ehh?

guess to busy giving duck radio interviews and gelling up that hair

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 4, 2009 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

And giving mediocre commentary for CBC.

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by Doogie2K on May 4, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

naw no need for that…maybe another perry goalie run would be enough..no need to injure….o hey..lets just win the series and really show them

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 4, 2009 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

if they did not suspend Kronwall for charging, leaving his skates with a flying elbow, and breaking Carters nose on G1, what on earth makes you think they would even look at that Teemu hit? Kronwall bascially missed on his charge on that one.

by Mike in OC on May 4, 2009 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

It ended up shoulder to shoulder, but if selanne didn’t see him coming, it would’ve been another Randy Savage Flying Elbow to the face. Only then would it be suspension worthy. For now, it’s just charging that the refs decided not to call.

by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on May 4, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can anyone photoshop Kronwall’s face onto Macho Man Randy Savage doing a flying elbow? That would be Christmas in May. And could everyone refrain from making me feel old and asking who Macho Man Randy Savage is?

by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on May 4, 2009 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somebody other than me, I hope. I’ve already got lazy plans for tomorrow’s game day, but perhaps for G4.

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by Earl Sleek on May 4, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

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