Rudy Kelly's Home for Wayward Teams: Life is Beautiful

Nice work on the day job, Rudy. Now clean out your e-desk.

I mean, don’t sweat it. BoC was never about working harder than necessary.

You seem to have a lot of self-expect, Rudy. Good for you.

ha ha !!

and too busy to play?? are you ill?? I mean if all else fails, take the time while you are in the shower. seriously dude!

It’s a bitch ain’t it?

Rudy – I’ve been working ten hours a day for twenty years, and I’m about to go FUCKING INSANE (being a King’s fan may be a contributing factor). Do not let this happen to you. Of course, I’ll probably have festering tumors by age 50 also. What are the occupational hazards of blogging/your new career?

Today was one of the best days. My wings were all shiny and stuff, and I had my antennae permed, it was awesome. I had just landed on this sweet pile of cat shit that no one else had found. I mean this was pristine shit. I had sucked up a mouthful and was taking it home to my new brood, and I was feeling great. Then, I flew into some assholes mouth.

That was awesome, Rudy. You do good work.

I love the internet.

Quit your day job and go write a book. Like right now. It’s urgent. Write a novel or do a memoir. Just please don’t write about shitty hair metal bands like Chuck Klosterman or your life as a stripper- Diablo Cody covered it already. You’re a good writer. Explore this option. And trust me, I’m not kissing ass here as I don’t know Rudy and if we met we would probably think… no, we would think each other is an a-hole. But Rudy is an a-hole with a voice. Use that voice and write sir. Quit that day job. Eating is overrated anway. Now git!