Good News: Dave Tippett was fired by the Dallas Stars.  This is good because Dave Tippett is a good coach and I don't want the Stars to be good. 

Better News: The person the Stars are looking at hiring?  Would you believe Marc Crawford?  This is better because Marc Crawford is, to be kind, a fucking bitch.  Wait, that wasn't kind.  Be he's not a good coach.

Even Better News: If the Kings hired Tippett as an assistant coach.

Update: And now Francois Allaire has signed on with the Maple Leafs.  God, this day just keeps getting better and better.  Hey, this bottle of Early Times I found in the dumpster still has a few sips left!  Everything's coming up Rudy!