The Mind of a Wings Fan
I don’t like the league. I like the Wings. I’m not an "NHL fan", only a Wing fanatic. I like Wing fans. I don’t like many fans of other teams. I believe the Wings are the greatest franchise in all of sport and if you want to argue with me I’ll insult you in public because I’m narrow-minded and trivial like that.
-the Chief, A2Y
That, in a nutshell, is why I no longer try to talk hockey with Wings fans. Because usually it's not a discussion, it's a feces-slinging match where the only variable is when you've had enough. It's not fun, it's not informative, and there's a fundamental lack of respect for you if you aren't a Wings supporter. Love the game? Love your team? You're deluded and inferior.
Maybe if Detroit has another extended period of lack of success, their fans will stop being so self-obsessed and dickish. In the meantime, I'm avoiding the monkey cage entirely.
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Of course, by slinging feces here yourself, you’re lowering yourself to our dirty dirty level.
Every fanbase has retards. The Red Wings are no exception, and neither are the Ducks or Sharks or Kings or whoever.
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by IAmJoe on Jun 16, 2009 11:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
wings just have more of them…its a volume thing really
the dark side has lost…the evil empire has been crushed….happy days indeed
I wanna throw up on your new shoes
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jun 17, 2009 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That one IS true, Spade. There’s definitely a volume thing there.
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by IAmJoe on Jun 17, 2009 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For shame Joe
I just found out you’re 22. You don’t know the suffering that made some of these Wings fans who they are. Granted, the bandwagon-eers since the 90s have no excuse, but there’s a reason why, in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, Cameron’s wearing a Howe jersey in Chicago. Any other recent Red Wings jersey would have been laughable, especially to Hawks fans. (Note: Yzerman was named captain the year after, mostly on principal)
As such, I cut Wings fans a lot of slack, as I do Red Sox fans, though that’s running low. But if you asked me who, organization and fans, was the class of the NHL, I’d say Leafs fans. Those muhfuckers suffer like they’re wandering the desert, and just show up for more every season. If Red Wings fans are any indication, Leafs nation may go homicidal if they ever win multiple Cups.
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by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Jun 17, 2009 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Heh, I only because a Wings fan at the end of the 1995 finals, but when I first discovered hockey, I tried to learn everything about it that I could. I have a bunch of old “history of hockey” and “history of the Wings” books. I like to think I’m pretty educated. I didn’t actually get to go through the Dead Things years, or even the team’s rise to competence in the late 80’s/early 90’s, but I’m definitely aware of those hard times, at least. Especially with the internet, and it being so easy to see how incompetent some teams are, it really makes me grateful to have seen such a great powerhouse in the Wings.
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by IAmJoe on Jun 17, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, I know you know your stuff Joe. I just meant to point out that you don’t know the suffering firsthand, which explains your impressive level-headedness when it comes to the winged wheels.
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by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Jun 17, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah, I see. If it ever gets back to the “Dead Things” era, I’ll probably end up just having to ask Rudy how he deals with rooting for a perennial loser.
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by IAmJoe on Jun 17, 2009 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Probably easier to just ask Rudy’s parents
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by PPP on Jun 18, 2009 7:35 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
This made me laugh extremely hard. Well played.
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by RudyKelly on Jun 23, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know every fan base has idiots. The issue I have with the above attitude is that it’s not even about being a die-hard fan of the Wings. That’s fine, and I understand it. It’s even fun to argue with die-hard fans, if they can take what they can dish out (after all, most hockey fans have far more in common with each other than not). The BoC is a good example of that.
What I don’t understand is the one-way nature of the attitude of the A2Y crowd and others like them. They freak if there’s any perceived slight against Detroit, but they can slag and insult anyone, and be as biased as they want, because that supposedly just proves their passion. There’s a little of that in any fan, but it’s sort of become a psychosis for the kind of fans I’m talking about, and it’s really off-putting. I mean, I can only imagine the noise if Pens fans were saying half of the conspiracy theories, excuses, and plain disrespect coming from the Detroit blogosphere.
IAmJoe, you’re the rare Wings fan that posts on non-Wings sites that isn’t just looking to troll or incite a flame war. You can see things from another team’s perspective, and your posts are informative. So, you’re not who I’m talking about. I was painting with a broad brush, but there’s something true in there.
by ievans on Jun 17, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What I don’t understand is the one-way nature of the attitude of the A2Y crowd and others like them. They freak if there’s any perceived slight against Detroit, but they can slag and insult anyone, and be as biased as they want, because that supposedly just proves their passion.
And that’s precisely why I don’t go there. Or to any other sort of mindless “GO [TEAM]!!” type blogs out there. I think a lot of the issue is the volume thing that Spade mentioned. The Wings are an original 6 team, so they’ve had a lot longer to pick up fans, even casual ones, and they’ve been a winner for a while now, so they catch a lot of bandwagoners and fairweather types. With that kind of volume, even if they maintain the same ratios of good fan:stupid fan as any other franchise, they’ll still have more stupid fans, I guess. And on the internet, numbers are pretty powerful.
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by IAmJoe on Jun 17, 2009 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
See, I can’t see it as a numbers game. The Wings certainly went through a drought long enough to weed out the fairweather fans, and I refuse to believe that every fan they’ve picked up since they became successful is a moron. So, I have to dismiss it as the prolonged irrational gloating that comes from being looked down upon as a failure of a franchise for decades. It’s like the Yankees fans who grew up in the 80s, they carry that asshole inferiority complex with them. Obviously that’s a much smaller window, but you find people that almost can’t deal with their success rationally because they were considered a joke for so many years.
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by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Jun 17, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I kind of think it’s the opposite. Just like Yankees fans in the late ‘90s, they get spoiled by their success. It’s not that they went through a rough patch, and can’t handle it. It’s that they start to not be able to relate to not-winning. Yankees fans felt entitled to a championship.
by ievans on Jun 17, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think its the entiltlement that everyone has a problem with….in any sport..its disrespecting to all the other teams..thinking your holier than thou…
I wanna throw up on your new shoes
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jun 17, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t know any Yankees fans who grew up going to games in the late 80s/early 90s and now believe the Yankees are entitled to a championship. If anything, there the ones most scared it will all go away again. And those fans definitely welcome the opportunity to visit the put-downs they endured onto others.
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by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Jun 17, 2009 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, spade-like there
No offense, Spade.
they’re
*upon others
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by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Jun 17, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
tee-hee…i can be like a virus somtimes
I wanna throw up on your new shoes
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jun 17, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is certainly a factor. Honestly, it was kind of becoming one for me before I moved cross country. I was more or less growing ambivalent to the Wings, because when you win every game, it gets boring. I posted at CLS about this right before G7, that having moved away and not being constantly exposed to the Wings (I don’t have Center Ice, so I’m stuck with Versus and stupid Avs games), I’ve kind of “rediscovered” my appreciation for the Wings. But when you’re constantly exposed to that winning, it sounds stupid, but it kind of gets to be old hat.
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by IAmJoe on Jun 17, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“it kind of gets to be old hat.”
I grew up a Niners fan in the 80s, and that’s the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard.
Goes back to my point of you not having suffered sufficiently. Shakes Fist
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by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Jun 17, 2009 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hahahahah
Perhaps you’re right. This is the first time I can really think of the Wings having really kicked me in the nuts. I don’t think 1996 qualifies, as my hockey fandom was just burgeoning, and frankly, I don’t remember watching most of it. Every other loss has really just made me angry, but not sad. Maybe I’m just growing up?
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by IAmJoe on Jun 17, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hahaha. Kicked you in the nuts? Hahaha. They were a 2nd seed that almost limped into the winner’s circle. When they miss the playoffs or draft Alexander Daigle, we can talk about your nut shots. The Dead Things era was more than a kick. It was leaving the foot there and wiggling it around.
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by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Jun 17, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wanted to call it a heart breaker, but that seemed a little over the top. Watching the Penguins win the Cup did feel more like getting kicked in the nuts though. Blowing a 2-0 series lead hurts. They’d already made it past the biggest obstacle in their way (Anaheim), they practically had the Cup in their hands, and then it slipped right though. I think it qualifies. You don’t have to be a shitty team to get gutpunched every once in a while, right?
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by IAmJoe on Jun 17, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They were in great position, and too injured to finish the job. Though No-Show-ssa didn’t help much. Nothing Buckner-iffic happened. I’d say “slap in the face.” Just so you reserve nut pain for the truly egregious organizational and player-related blunders.
As a Niners fan, I used to think losing NFC championship games was a shot in the nuts. Then I watched them draft Alex Smith over Aaron Rodgers, a local kid who used to wear a Montana shirt under his Cal jersey. I had wasted my nut shot trope, and was forced to describe the experience as feeling like Hector’s dead body, dragged around the walls of Troy. Not that Detroit would ever hurt you like that . . .
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by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Jun 17, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You don’t have to be a shitty team to get gutpunched every once in a while, right?
How about every post-season for the last 5 years? 8^)
by ievans on Jun 17, 2009 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
when you win every game, it gets boring
I think it’s like Rudy said about the Lakers. When you’re a win-every-time team, there is no joy, only relief.
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by brokenyard on Jun 18, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well I think a big part of the issue there is the mothballs effect. Remember, a lot of people’s sports loyalties are created by their parents. Back in the 50’s/60’s, the Wings were a good team. If you were a kid back then, and your dad rooted for the Wings, then you probably did too. As the Wings got putridly bad there for about 20 years, that casual fandom probably got put into the back of the closet with the baby shoes and your Cub Scout uniform. As they started to return to relevance, suddenly that fandom gets taken out of the closet and dusted off. Its a pretty casual fandom, and if you weren’t interested in the game during the intervening time when the Wings sucked, you’re probably not what many of us diehards would consider a “true” hockey fan. When you consider that the Wings were a good team for 40 years before they went into 20 years of astoundingly bad hockey, there is definitely a potential for a familial component there. Grandpa rooted for the Wings, so Dad did too, so now I do too. That kind of thing.
Not that the entitlement issue isn’t involved either. But I think the issue of pure volume (the number of Red Wings jerseys in attendance at most Wings road games attests to the truth that there is a volume component there) is in large part based on how old and historically successful as a franchise the Wings are.
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by IAmJoe on Jun 17, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’d think then that Leafs fans negate the volume theory. You can say it’s because Canadians are nicer people, or something like that, but they have a strong loyal and larger fanbase, who has suffered through worse patches in what is now an equally long Original 6 Cup drought. And their asshole level is surprisingly small, though their inferiority complex grows by the hour.
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by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Jun 17, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ya know
I’m really not sure how to respond to that.
Maybe fewer Canadians transplant throughout the US, whereas its pretty common for Michiganders to leave MI in droves, every few years?
Or, I would guess, it might have more to do with the fact that the Wings were, for most of the Original 6 era, the best Amercian team? This would presumably lead to random non-Michiganders rooting for the Wings, as the best American team, against those dirty Canadian teams? I would think that would have something to do with it. You would have more random fairweather fans throughout the US who connect themselves with the Wings (being the best US team), and so their children also loosely connect themselves with the Wings. I’m don’t think that completely explains it though. When I was writing that, I was thinking of the Yankees as sort of a similar team who confirms my idea, but you’ve just torpedoed my theory!
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by IAmJoe on Jun 17, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, I’d think any statistically significant fanbase analysis should start and end with the Toronto, especially when you look at those financial numbers that got leaked. A team in Hamilton would just give people a place to sit when they can’t get tickets to a Leafs game.
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by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Jun 17, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Balsillie should attempt to buy every team at once, so that we get leaks of all the numbers for all the franchises. Now that would be some fascinating stuff.
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by IAmJoe on Jun 17, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And their asshole level is surprisingly small, though their inferiority complex grows by the hour.
I think it only shows in Leafs fans when the Canadiens are brought up.
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by brokenyard on Jun 18, 2009 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hoenstly even though i whine about it…im actually glad 98% (not u iam joe) are buttfucking assholes…makes it that much sweeter to see them fall…i.e. “what what would the world be without Captian Hook” errr Red wings…
funny how in the end Hossa did choose the right team and got made a fool…i mean is there any better story than that…
IMO i think detriot will need to be crap for a decade..then maybe theyll get some sense of humility back…
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jun 17, 2009 12:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
. . . or Joe will join their bitter ranks.
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by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Jun 17, 2009 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well said, Spade.
Seeing the mighty laid low is the flip-side of the underdog-making-good coin.
by ievans on Jun 17, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah I seriously thought Hossa was going to kill himself the way he looked at the end of G7.
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by brokenyard on Jun 18, 2009 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m a Penguins fan, and even though the Hossa story was beaten to death, you better believe I was laughing maniacally when the cameras showed MH’s swollen, sad face. It wasn’t the sundae but it might have been the cherry on top.
Fascinating stuff about the Red Wings, but ultimately I’d say it comes down to 15 years of solid bandwagon hopping. Not every Detroit fan is a bandwagon hopper by any means (obviously, I have a ton of respect for Joe being that he’s written extensively for CLS), but the Red Wings were the easy choice for sports gold diggers. They’ve always been awesome in video games, consistently sign the sexy free agents and before the cap were one of the big teams (along with COL) who repeatedly would poach stars away from smaller franchises. The Evil Empire/Darth Vader shit rings true, if only most years ended more like Empire Strikes Back.
I see a lot of Toronto love thrown around, but the non-asshole element, I would say, comes from the wounded nature of Leafs fans. We’ll see how nice their fans are once Burkie makes them worth something.
Ultimately though, my advice is to ignore blogs that are obnoxious. I’ve liked the bits and pieces I’ve seen from A2Y in the past, but post-Cup Finals it became somewhat insufferable. At least the whiny posts about irrelevant handshake line garbage.
If you ignore the bitching, the bitching my not stop but it will slow down.
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by jamestobrien on Jun 19, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In a way, you’re echoing my point of view on this James, while definitely showing off your 22-ness. I know bandwagon hoppers will be assholes, but I doubt that all of these blogs are written by those assholes. I’d venture that many of them are Red Wings fans who suffered through the Dead Things era, the time when there were no video games for Detroit to be ridiculously awful in, but make no mistake, they were RIDICULOUSLY awful. So, of course, the Leafs fans suffering through today will turn into the assholes of tomorrow . . . maybe. I gotta say, of all the hockey fans I’ve met, Leafs fans are nice people.
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by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Jun 19, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And I don’t mean to get on you guys for being 22. It’s just that there was a time when Wings fans were much more subdued. Not ashamed or anything, just not as forthcoming about their Wings fan-dom. Pretty much Cameron from Ferris Bueller: proud to wear the jersey around Chicago, but pretty much sticking with Howe. I’d expect those guys to be assholes since 97, and to have passed it on to their children.
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by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Jun 19, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haha, well I’m not sure how much wisdom comes with being 3 years older but I’m 25. I’d say my maturity level is around 12, so there’s not that much of a difference.
My point is that the Red Wings have been so good for so long, it’s almost impossible to be humble. Right? Think about it, Detroit’s a Frankenstein monster of the best organizations in sports:
The wallets of a New York Yankees type team (albeit with a salary cap)
Savvy team building much like a smaller market team, like the Oakland A’s.
Heart wrenching trades (for the rest of the league) and a nice sprinkling of luck, like the LA Lakers and Boston Celtics.
Consistency, like the Atlanta Braves once had.
But just because there’s no room for humility, doesn’t mean I want to read them gloat about it and deny the fact that other teams (and not injuries, referees or Gary Bettman) can beat them. There’s no denying that that is annoying.
There’s also no denying the fact that Americans are bigger douches than Canadians. That’s not even a CONTEST.
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by jamestobrien on Jun 19, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
See, I don’t think long term success alone can make you that much of an asshole. Otherwise, Joe would be an asshole. It’s enduring the suffering and the name-calling that makes you want to visit it upon others. Franchises turn around much faster today than the Red Wings did. Selling the team and drafting Steve Yzerman didn’t immediately turn them around.
As a San Francisco Giants fan, I know I’m getting to the point where it’s just ridiculous. I DO have a Mays NY Giants jersey. I DO have a picture of the Polo Grounds because I just can’t take the nonsense any more. I wasn’t even remotely excited in 2002. But I’m also a San Francisco 49ers fan, so I know the flip side. I know what it is to be born into decades of success. So, at least for me, I was never a gloating asshole about the 49ers. BUT I will be the asshole of the century— The Asshole of Greyskull —if the Giants ever find success. I owe some shameful and ridiculous gloating just to the Dodgers fans I’ve had to live amongst.
But that’s just my point of view, and why I personally cut these a-holes some slack. I plan to join their ranks if the Giant chip on my shoulder is ever dusted off.
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by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Jun 20, 2009 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess part of the reason I’m not as brazenly anti-Red Wings fans is because, for whatever reason, it’s not a part of the blogosphere that I’m particularly interested in. I think the reason is simple: they’re kind of boring at this point to me from a blogging standpoint. Yeah, it’s interesting how they keep a great team together despite never having good draft picks … but they never miss the playoffs. They rarely fuck up. That’s not really a team that leaves me fascinated.
So, really, my heaviest exposure was during the SCF. The handshake whining really strengthens the asshole argument, for sure.
I guess it all comes down to this: it doesn’t interest me that they may or may not be assholes … it interests me WHY they are assholes.
(And obviously, they’re not ALL assholes.)
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by jamestobrien on Jun 20, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess part of the reason I’m not as brazenly anti-Red Wings fans is because, for whatever reason, it’s not a part of the blogosphere that I’m particularly interested in. I think the reason is simple: they’re kind of boring at this point to me from a blogging standpoint.
This is why I’ve never had a single Wings blog on my bookmarks. Ever. I’ve always thought Christy over at Winging It In Motown (and her previous incarnations of that blog) has done good work, but frankly, the stuff on BTJ/WIM is more like something you’d get out of the AP. That’s not what I’m interested in. Almost every other Wings blog is either along those lines, or its more like A2Y. If I could, I’d make Earl Sleek and Tyler Dellow convert to Wings fans so I’d have an uber-blog to read. Part of the problem with Wings blogs is what you’re mentioning, that there isn’t as much thats exciting to write about, but part of it too is that no one has a really interesting style. If someone drew a series of cartoons chronicling the adventures of Steve Yzerman’s missing tooth, you’d probably read it. If someone tells you the score of last night’s game, that’s not interesting.
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by IAmJoe on Jun 20, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If someone drew a series of cartoons chronicling the adventures of Steve Yzerman’s missing tooth, you’d probably read it.
Sign me up for that! Some other cartoon series ideas:
Tomas Holmstrom blocking someone’s view at a movie/sporting event.
Pavel Datsyuk visits a hair stylist.
Chris Osgood’s lucid, Sopranos-style Hall of Fame dreams.
Henrik Zetterberg confuses the crappy music world by starting a 30 Seconds to Mars cover band.
… and so on.
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by jamestobrien on Jun 20, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shit, I’m tempted to do the Homer one over on STB right now. That’s good stuff. I think I’ll have to file that one away and start working on my MSPaint skills! I might have to make some terribad attempt at this.
A better Datsyuk one: the adventures of Datsyuk as a praying mantis. Seriously, his head is triangle shaped. He could have his head bitten off by his mate! He could catch goalies in his claws and rip them apart! Then he hides the evidence, assumes his gentlemanly alter ego, and wins gentlemanly trophies like the Lady Byng!
Ozzie: You could do an entire lifetime’s worth of things that Ozzie sucks at, until its clutch time, and then suddenly he takes it to another level. I mean, you could do this with almost any subject!
See, I’m so much better at the ideas than I am the doing. I gotta capture Earl, keep him in the basement, and draw cartoons as I dictate them to him. HIS INTERNET FAME WILL BE MINE!!!! MWA HAHAHAHAHA
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by IAmJoe on Jun 21, 2009 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
there was a time when Wings fans were much more subdued.
I would have to ask how you could make this assertion? Such an assertion would be nearly impossible to make before the advent of the internet. Until the internet, unless you were huge on travelling between NHL cities and attending games and such, such a comparison would’ve been pretty hard to make. Even after the popularity of the internet grew, it still took a while before we got to the kind of significant exchange of conversation prevalent within the current blogosphere, which is only a couple years old. And further, the advent of the internet (whose popularity more or less coincided with the rise of the Wings) has quite probably changed the way fans act, and interact. It might be that the internet has irreversibly warped fans of nearly all kinds, and that whoever is on top at a given time becomes most obnoxious, until they tumble back down the internetmountain. This would seem like its possible too, because whoever is on top should obviously have a lot of bandwagoners, who also tend to be among the more obnoxious fans, or other types of fresh meat.
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by IAmJoe on Jun 20, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, I suppose I could have been fortunate, but I’ve run into Wings fans in the different places I’ve lived. Pretty much once you become interested in and start playing hockey, you inevitably run into someone from Michigan or Minnesota. Before 1994, I’d met Wings fans throughout the Bay Area, in Los Angeles, played street hockey with a family of Wings fans in Las Vegas, in La Jolla and in New York City.
Now, that’s a small sample size, and the only thing they have in common is being out of their element, but they carried that subdued declaration of fandom. That, “Yeah, I’m a Red Wings fan.” Very matter-of-fact, and with no positive emotions attached to the experience. And inevitably, the Northstars fans would laugh or shake their heads and look at the guy like, “You poor fucking bastard.” I chose Cameron Frye from Ferris Bueller because I feel he’s the best representation. He bleeds the colors enough to stomp through Chicago wearing the jersey, but he’s not foolish enough to wear anything contemporary. He’s not proud of anything contemporary.
It isn’t so much that I met every Red Wings fan as it is that I’ve been that fan as a Giants fan, and met those types of fans. And that’s just what it’s like when your players and organization are letting you down. You have that subdued, uneasy declaration: “Yeah. I’m a Giants fan. I can’t really cure it, but I’ve got it under control. I haven’t cried uncontrollably for a few Septembers now.”
And really Joe, I can’t imagine the Internet as the be-all end-all of interpersonal relations here. Unless A2Y speaks for everyone at the Joe, or everyone who’s ever been to the Joe, I think it’s fair to say that meeting a few vocal Red Wings bloggers who are assholes is as valid as meeting a few die-hard and subdued Red Wings fans when the franchise sucked eggs. Though, don’t get me wrong, I’m sure these bloggers were assholes to begin with, I just think that when you laughed at the Red Wings in front of them, they used to just take it. What else can you do when your franchise sucks that badly.
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by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Jun 21, 2009 2:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Comparison
For a long time, from 1989 until 2006, when being a Tigers fan was at varying levels of embarrassing to almost unwilling. After going through tough times, times where you’ll be heckled and demeaned wearing your team’s colors, you want to enjoy the experience of being “not terrible”. Wearing a Tigers cap during the post Fielder teams and through Randy Smith era was hard enough but from 2003 up until 2006 it was brutal. Going to see the Tigers play in Seattle was an adventure in being a human target. Being able to still proudly wear your team’s logo and colors in “enemy” territory, still cheer them despite the fact that they were terrible, it affects you. You begin to wonder if the good days will come again. You begin to feel something in the pit of your stomach. When your team trades the only players you still like on your team for Juan Gonzalez (who is on the downside of his career) you get sick to your stomach. When the same thing happens later you wonder if it is worth the emotional investment. Until you go through the very lean times, the times when an old English D, winged wheel or other logo is a scarlet letter then you will never understand why some fans act the way they do. It isn’t that they don’t care about the sport, it is that after being burned for so long the wagons are circled and won’t open up again. It’s been “us against them” for too long. Boston is going through that with the Red Sox, Patriots and Celtics. Detroit has gone through that with the Red Wings, not as much with the Tigers and, well, Pistons fans have always been a bit against the rest of the NBA.
I became a Red Wings fan in 1986 despite not being from the Michigan area because of Steve Yzerman and reading about him in Hockey Digest. When I finally was able to watch hockey regularly in the early 1990s I already knew about the Dead Things era, had seen failures and finally was sucker punched by the loss to the Devils in the SCF.
By the time the back to back championships came I was more ready for another set of failures rather than victory. When the Wings finally won, I was more relieved than anything else. They had finally done it, finally gotten that 800 pound gorilla off their back. Yzerman and company wouldn’t be in that category of good “but never won anything”.
I didn’t expect a constant legacy of winning and keeping the team at a highly competitive level. Honestly, I’m not all that against fans of other teams (though the City of Champions line annoys me but that’s just because, if we’re going on pure major 4 championships, then New York is disgustingly in the lead).
Plus, the Chief is flame baiting. Seriously, he’s mainly laying out stuff that will get people angry. He may believe some of it but much of it is to get a rise out of other fan bases. I love a good hockey game, though I am primarily a baseball fan, and hold no real ill will towards other fan bases (except for Chicago because, I mean, c’mon, they’re the ‘hawks and I’m supposed to want their blood, Colorado because of the playoffs and Anaheim because they’re brutal.
Sorry for the internet necromancy.
by 13194013 on Jul 2, 2009 3:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fair enough
Thanks for your perspective. If nothing else, this post has brought out some genuinely cool Wings fans, a breed that is rarely seen around these parts.
I don’t actually think the Chief is just trolling. Or he’s crossed the line where you troll so often you start to believe your trolls. He’s currently writing a series of posts counting off the number of Tuesdays until the Wings get their Cup back, for example. That’s not exactly what I would call just being happy the Wings are a good team again. At the very least, the Chief’s trolling has attracted fans that take his trolls very seriously.
Anyway, disappointments about team performance aside, aren’t we supposed to be having fun when we watch grown men play a game?
by ievans on Jul 2, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
One man's fun is another man's cause to fly the flag of misery.
Some folks enjoy being miserable and anxious.
by 13194013 on Jul 4, 2009 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This fanpost
I agree and approve.
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by Brad Lee on Jun 26, 2009 1:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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