Things Shorter Than Dean Lombardi's Draft Speech
-Every Oscar speech ever made
-My high school graduation
-The film and ordeal of Apollo 13
-A reading of The Brothers Karamazov
-The sinking of the Titanic
-The Peloponnesian War (the 2nd one)
-My first sexual experience (by a lot)
-The number Pi
-An elephant's tail
-Schindler's List
-State of the Union speeches in 1991, 1992, 1993, 1994, 1995, 1997, 1998, and 1999
-Dean Lombardi's draft speech
-Brian Burke's face after the Kings drafted Brayden Schenn (OK, this one's not true, it was longer)
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Just wanted to say...
“The biggest reason the Kings should take Brayden Schenn? It’ll piss off Toronto fans, which is always hilarious.”
Called it! Congratulations on predicting the look on Burke’s face.
by Thursday on Jun 26, 2009 11:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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