OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN

by RudyKelly on Jun 28, 2009 4:05 PM PDT Comment 8 comments

If the Kings got Marian Hossa I would jizz on myself. And possibly on whoever is within a 10-foot radius.

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It’s a wonder you haven’t been recruited by ESPN.

Love ya, Rudy.

by Donzo on Jun 28, 2009 5:48 PM PDT reply actions

Who’s to say he hasn’t?

Blogging on hockey at fromtherink.com

by James Mirtle on Jun 28, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions

I’m actually Linda Cohn.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Jun 28, 2009 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions

If...

If they get Hossa, this pushes things into Ludicrous Speed sorts of action on my “Kings winning the Western Conference in 2011” prediction.

Well, maybe it at least gets it more on track for that to occur. Whatever.

Gross Misconduct with yours truly

by HockeyJoe on Jun 28, 2009 6:06 PM PDT reply actions

God I wish we could fast forward until training camp. I hate waiting.

by Nut on Jun 28, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions

Kings winning the Western Conference in 2011" prediction

Ahhhha.

I you sign him though, for both LA and Hossa.

by Mike in OC on Jun 28, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions

If the Kings got Marian Hossa I would jizz on myself. And possibly on whoever is within a 10-foot radius.

So your a squirter, huh?

hooked on quack

by tu madre on Jun 28, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions

opps I meant to add it to this

I’m actually Linda Cohn.

hooked on quack

by tu madre on Jun 28, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions

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