Rival team bloggers know more about Kyle Palmieri than I do

Pictures and audio courtesy of Brandon at Defending Big D
Who the heck is Kyle Palmieri? Hell if I know, but he's the dude that the Ducks selected in this year's entry draft with their second pick in the first round -- 26th overall. Don't worry; it's a name I'm likely to forget soon -- having a nice prospect pool is certainly important for the Ducks, but until kids become NHL-ready, they generally play off my radar -- but that's not to say that SBN Hockey takes the entry draft lightly. Oh no -- amongst Mirtle's 30-team blog-monster, SBN had several bloggers on-hand and credentialed for the TV-murdering event in Montreal.
Now with all the recent Pronger hoopla, and the July 1st league-wide spending contest, and the King's Scuderi-signing, and the Smyth-to-L.A. trade, and the Ducks' Koivu signing, and the Sharks' unwillingness to do anything, this blog has been kind of busy dealing with big-league news, so I've neglected SBN's fine work on draft day -- including the shocking revelation that our Dallas Stars' blogger was making me look bad, and already getting the inside scoop on his future competition.
Brandon's Audio Interview with Palmieri (wav file)
Nothing terribly shocking in the interview -- Kyle seems already well-versed on his hockey cliches, maybe even ahead of schedule -- by the time he hits the big leagues, I expect his interviews will be boringly predictable with a high level of professionalism. But maybe this kid stands a chance of me following him -- the fact that he'll be playing for Notre Dame is a definite asset, as nearly my entire family went to that Irish-loving university.
At any rate, the fact that a Stars' blogger beat me to the "who is Kyle Palmieri?" punch isn't that surprising -- I'm horrible at prospect-tracking (go see Arthur & Daniel's more-than-capable Anaheim Calling for that & more -- here's their Palmieri take). But it's not just one rival Pacific team's fanbase with an eye on this kid -- turns out that Sharks fans are keeping track of Palmieri, too.

The travel path of San Jose's first-round draft pick.
Mymclife, a Sharks-inclined commenter here and at FTF, has started her own blog Fools and Sages, and in one of her draft day posts follows the wayward path of the Sharks' 26th-overall pick, which finally returned to the BoC. She finds sweet satisfaction in the fact that the Ducks ended up with the "sloppy sixths" pick that nobody else seemed to want.
That goes beyond sloppy seconds – that’s sloppy sixths. And as following that pick was the most entertaining part of the draft as a Sharks fan, I’ve decided to follow the career of the guy who was drafted by it as well, a certain Kyle Palmieri.
It's a pretty detailed post, and you'll learn much more in her piece about the kid than you'll learn here, including when he was kicked off the US developmental team. And if mymclife's capable commenting is any indication, it's a blog worth putting on your radar -- she's a sharp cookie (even if her enemy prospect obsession is a tad disturbing).
Still, I have to admit some sweet satisfaction in the path of the pick as well. After serving the Sharks an upset portion of BoC Elimination Cake last spring, I find it a nice follow-up cherry-on-top to nab their first-round pick shortly afterwards.
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So there you have it -- I may not have a very strong grasp of Kyle Palmieri, or for anybody in the Ducks' development pipeline, for that matter -- but when rival team bloggers are doing that work for you, I guess there's no pressing need to address that particular blogger inadequacy. Best of luck to your NHL dream, Kyle, and do those Fighting Irish proud. Who knows, stay on target and someday I might be writing these words about you:
Go Ducks.
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yea ill learn about the kid when the ducks scouts gm’s etc. say he’s ready to care about these prospects..its bad enough we have to watch on the NHL level young guys going thru there inconsistencies…your telling me I should pay attention to that times 10 down on the minor league level?
spend your extra time earl on cartoons and thoughts about plane travel around the equator…
Put those cookies back..Mutha fucka!!
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jul 14, 2009 9:52 AM PDT reply actions
Yeah, for sure — and until the AHL and the like get televised in SoCal, they’ll be off my radar for sure. Even then, it’s not a sure bet that I’d follow — the NHL gives me plenty to talk about.
As for the cartoons, you’ll note that it’s been a while since I’ve done anything hand-drawn — part of my excuse is laziness for sure, but there’s also the matter of blank paper — I’m out of it. It’s a horrible excuse, but I don’t believe I’ve ever bought printer paper — I’ve always just stolen it from work.
Don’t fret, though — with the dead days of summer upon us, cartoons should be making a comeback on this blog pretty soon.
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being in socal in general means who got 20 other things to do before you can follow prospects…televising them…even an a part time basis would midly intrest me..
you do know earl the longer you withold the cartoons to your faithful boc followers the more mighty the cartoon will need to be to satisfy our ravenous appetite
think about that..when you go to buy your jack daniels at rite aid..maybe you should stroll to the paper/stationary section and pick up some blank paper
Put those cookies back..Mutha fucka!!
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jul 14, 2009 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Well, to be honest my first plan-of-action was to steal some printer paper from my parents’ house.
Purchasing is still Plan B. :)
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A story about paper acquisition
My hockey team gathers at a dive bar near the rink after our late weeknight games. One night, a new waitress — who has already decided we care about her life — engages us in conversation, when the topic of theft comes up. (Theft of what? I don’t recall…)
Says she: “My boyfriend was the best, a real master at stealing things. You know, you used to be able to return things to Wal-Mart without a receipt? So he would walk out of there with a box of printer paper and then return it the next day for cash.”
Now, why you’d execute your master theft plan with the greatest weight-per-penny item in the store, I don’t know — maybe the key to getting away with it is its sheer stupidity or petty nature. Regardless, feigning interest, we tell the waitress: “Wow, how ’bout that. … So what does your boyfriend do now?”
Waitress: “Oh, he’s in jail.”
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Well, I buckled and bought some paper. Cartoons to come.
Now, why you’d execute your master theft plan with the greatest weight-per-penny item in the store, I don’t know — maybe the key to getting away with it is its sheer stupidity or petty nature.
Yeah, that is hilarious. I’m no shoplifter any more, but I was pretty good in college. Probably my priciest steal was a textbook I needed for a class. I was kind of bitter because the professor was mandating we buy a book he wrote, so I stole a copy instead. Maybe it was for some warped sense of justice, but probably it was just a handy excuse.
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A professor mandating the purchase of his own book has to be one of the most justified reasons for theft. Unless I read Thomas Aquinas wrong…
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He kinda looks like the last guy that gets shot in the head in The Rock. I think that guy is also in Crimson Tide.
The West Coast is the Best Coast.
Good link
Thanks for the link. Wasn’t familiar with that blogger and will now add her to my Reader.
In fact, you guys should consider adding her as a blogger to this web-site. That Mike Chen guy who blogs for the Sharks have written how many posts since the Sharks season was over? I didn’t like his analysis all that much anyway – it certainly lacked depth and humor that other blogger seem to display here, even in the offseason.
Heh, write a fanpost.
I’m still not sure what really needs to be said about the Sharks, even since the postseason. Sure they flopped out early, but it’s still a dominant team, and it’s sort of unclear what needs to be done to exorcise the demons. As for what’s been done — not much so far. Re-signing Clowe and Huskins isn’t Doug Wilson’s summer masterplan; we’ll see what his makeover plans really are in the coming weeks, I guess. I’m still hoping it’s gigantic — the more changes there are, the happier I’ll be.
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True, as a Sharks fan I don’t know what to think either. In the absence of any news, I turn to blogs to feed my hockey hunger and I really wish someone here wrote something about the Sharks.
- For example, Earl – you know this better – does Huskins worth the kind of money we signed him for or or this another strange move by DW?
- Who the hell did we draft?
- Just what happened in that Anaheim series? No one presented a view here from the Sharks perspective after some time passed.
- On Huskins: it’s probably a fine contract, but what the real question becomes who moves on that blueline, and how high up the depth chart does he go? Both those questions probably really need to be answered before we can question DW’s sanity.
- I’m the wrong guy to answer that — I hardly know who the Ducks drafted (though encouraging to see some non-North-Americans on my cursory glance). All I know for the Sharks is “nobody in the first round”.
- I’m stunned by the BoC series myself. The easy answer is simply “Anaheim was the wrong opponent for the Sharks”, but beyond that, it’s tough to know what the solution is. Nabokov didn’t look stellar — that may be what I’d address, but who knows? 6 games is just tough to have definitive answers for anything.
But at any rate, if you’re feeling cheated by BoC’s meager Sharks coverage, by all means go to Fear the Fin. They’ve been talking about all this 24/7 without all this Ducks and Kings clutter, and it’s highly Sleek-endorsed.
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Thanks for the analysis. Right now it looks like Huskins is no. 7 defenseman behind Boyle-Luko, Blake-Vlasic, Murray-Error or even no. 8 if they decide to bring one of the prospects (Petrecki or Joselin) but you’re right, it can all easily change in a trade. Murray and Error can be gone in an instant.
Yes, Nabokov was one of the bigger guys to blame for in that series. I know he’s getting a lot of heat from everybody, but I followed his career since he was playing for Dynamo Moscow and won the championship for them as a young goalie. I’ve seen him win in big games, and I still can’t erase how he shut out the almightly Canada in the last Olympics. I hope we still hang on to him.
And hopefully Chen comes back soon, especially as we enter July/August. I’m getting tired to feeding my hockey addiction by reading the news about Chicago or Tavares or whatever.
And wouldn’t it be nice to find out tomorrow that Sharks again open against the Ducks? Or the Kings?
I didn’t like his analysis all that much anyway – it certainly lacked depth and humor that other blogger seem to display here, even in the offseason.
That would explain why he has a national writing gig.
But seriously, Mike’s the only one who actually knows what he’s talking about, what the hell is wrong with you.
The West Coast is the Best Coast.
Thanks for the blog pimp, Sleek
I love getting more advertising revenue readers.
And, in my defense, following that 26th pick was infinitely more amusing than listening to Pierre McGuire call every single draft pick a “steal.” Or getting those two updates about Doug Wilson talking with Dale Tallon in the corner. Which I assume was Wilson talking about how much better and cheaper Boyle is compared to Campbell.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Fools and Sages
I should have done a shout-out earlier, actually, and I had most of this post written right after the draft, but then all this Pronger + Koivu stuff came up, and it got pushed to the backburner.
Fortunately, it didn’t get doomed to stay there forever with such posts as “Why I’m a Ducks fan and not a Kings fan” and “Earl’s All-Time Anaheim Ducks team” — someday I’ll finish those, I reckon.
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Haha, no worries. Your team did stuff, important stuff that deserves attention.
I wish my team did stuff.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Fools and Sages
Don’t worry, your team’s time is coming. Sharks seemingly are sitting where the Ducks did last summer — waiting for the other shoe to drop (in our case, Matt Schneider; in your case, not sure who’s going). It’s a weird and stressful time as a fan, I think, but what can you do but wait and see?
But I’m definitely interested in DW’s next significant move, whenever this summer it comes.
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I’m not very good with waiting. Not that its stressful, I’m just really bored. So bored that I’m tempted to watch Smallville reruns (somebody stop me, please).
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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You should watch Arrested Development, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Freaks & Geeks, Trailer Park Boys, Mr. Show or the Wire, Sopranos, the Shield (list goes on into eternity) instead…
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by jamestobrien on Jul 15, 2009 3:07 AM PDT up reply actions
yes rudy…i just ordered season 3…so pissed it is the last…COCKSUCKER…SWEGIN…SWEGIN…COCKSUCKER!!!
Put those cookies back..Mutha fucka!!
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jul 15, 2009 7:58 AM PDT up reply actions
I thought I knew how to curse and how to drink heavily. Then I watched Deadwood.
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another rudy-ish form of entertainment..“Deadwood” I watched it and said “rudy kelly” right away
they say some crazy ass shit..modern cussin fused with that poetic kinda language they used back in the days…unique entertaining shit
yea..everyone in the show takes a shot of whiskey before they even talk or do anything
AL = RUDY KELLY
SLEEK = THE JEW guy..his name is stor or star i think
JAMES O BRIEN = CALAMITY JANE
muahahaha
makes me want to drink whiskey when i watch it
Put those cookies back..Mutha fucka!!
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jul 15, 2009 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions
For what its worth
The kid knows how to party too as he and a crew of what had to be 15 other buddies were holed up at Peel Pub during draft weekend and he was more than happy to high-five all of us like we were his frat brothers.
That’s about all I can tell you about Kyle Palmieri. He’s a pretty decent player too.
SALT IN THE WOUNDS MUCH?
Why don’t you flash all your fancy salary cap money while you’re at it.
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