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Season Review: Matt Greene


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2008 - Matt Greene 82 2 12 14 1 111 0 0 0 0 76 2.6


Penalty Minute Breakdown: 33 minor penalties, 9 fighting majors (0-4-5, according to Hockey Fights)

Most Frequent Linemate: Kyle Quincey (even strength), Denis Gauthier (PK)

Best Moment:

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Last Season: When I played hockey in college, we had this guy named Grady on our team.  Grady was an addition the 2nd year I played and was a little older than the rest of us.  We had a tournament up in San Jose at the very beginning of the year and decided to road trip it in a big van to help get acquainted with the new additions on our team.  We grabbed a bunch of beer, some pot and started driving.  Grady didn't say too much on the trip up, but he was cool and nobody had a problem with him.  The only thing I really noticed about him was the he probably drank a dozen beers on the way up and yet seemed completely sober.

Our very first game in San Jose was against... San Jose State, I think, and the game was chippy from the start.  They had this dude on their team that was a giant, about 6'4" 250 lbs. maybe, and he was demolishing our forwards, especially this guy Jason.  Jason was the best player on our team the previous year and was generally a pretty soft player, and he was getting run by this guy every time he had the puck.  I was in net, but I could see our bench getting more and more pissed as the game went on.  Finally, this behemoth slashed Jason right between the hands and broke his stick right in his hand.  (We found out later Jason broke his hand on that slash but he kept playing because, while kind of soft for a hockey player, he's still a hockey player.) 

Grady was on the next shift with this big guy out there and when the big guy had the puck, Grady veered off his man and took... yeah, probably the most obvious charge I've ever seen.  I'm serious, he must have taken 15 steps into this guy and jumped about 2 feet into the air.  I'm pretty sure he elbowed him too.  The behemoth stepped back once, twice, and then toppled over in a thud that I swear I felt beneath my feet.  Grady somehow didn't get a penalty and the behemoth was pretty much out of commission for the rest of the game.  The best part was that Grady wasn't one of the guys complaining from the bench; instead of talking about it, he simply did what was necessary to defend his teammate.  From that point on, Grady was a god to the rest of us.

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Matt Greene I think is the Grady for the Los Angeles Kings.  Every team usually has that guy, the guy that isn't the best on the team but always does little things that endear him to the everyone else.  For Grady, it was toppling the behemoth and drinking a ton and breaking his collar bone without so much as a shout or the one time in North Carolina he ended up walking down the streets of Raleigh wearing only a skort; for Matt Greene, it's the time he blocked a shot with his face and kept playing, or the times he stood up for his teammates even though he's not a good fighter.  Greene has his faults (he takes too many minor penalties, he has a terrible outlet pass and he probably makes a little too much money), but I wouldn't trade him for any other 4th defenseman in the league.  He is a rock defensively, is a fantastic penalty killer, and has is intagibly* as hell.  If it sounds like I'm gushing, it's because I am.  I love Matt Greene, and I'm pretty sure the rest of the Kings' youngsters do too.

*It's a word, look it up.


The Future: Matt Greene will likely fill the same spot he did this season: tough defensive defenseman and 2nd-line penalty killer with absolutely no impact on the offensive side of the game.  Last season he played with Handzus and helped shut down the other team's top line.  He'll most likely continue doing that and will likely either play with Rob Scuderi or Jack Johson while Doughty plays with Kopitar. He did a good job against guys like Joe Thornton last year because he's large, but he tended to get burned by guys with speed.  Hopefully his positioning will continue to improve and he'll be able to adjust to that.  He only just turned 26 and will likely continue to improve for another couple years.  I expect Greene to continue to be one of those guys that opposing teams won't notice, while making 3 or 4 plays that will add to his legend.

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Nice work, Grady.

Can’t say too much bad on Greene myself — his was a contract that I fully expected to use to laugh at Lombardi, mostly based on Oiler-blogger-perceptions, but Greene’s managed to play up to it pretty well. Not a guy who you’d necessarily covet, but solid nevertheless. And yeah, the legend stuff is pretty damn cool, too.

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by Earl Sleek on Jul 14, 2009 1:13 PM PDT reply actions  

It figures that we deal him off the year he finally becomes the competent NHL defenceman, the young Jason Smith, we were all squinting to try to see.

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by Doogie2K on Jul 15, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

According to MS Word and merriam-webster.com, it’s a word. Rudy just didn’t use it correctly because he was too busy gargling Matt Greene’s balls (calm down, I <3 Greener, too).

by Donzo on Jul 14, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know why Shakespeare can make up 5,000 words and I can’t make up one. Well, two: fuckballs. That’s two.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Jul 14, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuckabulous — you can have credit for that one, Rudy.

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by Earl Sleek on Jul 16, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoops, I made my comment under the assumption that Rudy could not possibly have been stupid enough to write intagibly. My mistake.

by Donzo on Jul 15, 2009 3:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not only that, but Matt Greene has is intagibly.

by JakeP on Jul 15, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

double-however

“tag” as a verb, (i.e. to label, identify, or, more recently, to mark with graffiti)
could reasonably be adjectivized to “tagable” (not -ible because that goes with old Latin words, not new words you just made up) and from there adverbed to “tagably,” and then it’s negation, “intagably.”

Which would mean, pertaining to not being able to be labeled or identified, or for that matter, defaced or adorned with graffiti.

Intagable itself is intagable.

by Quisp on Jul 15, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

RK

Don’t you think that Greener and SCUD will basically be bringing the same thing to the table for the Kings next season? If so, is the redundancy good or bad for the team?

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by DodgerBlueBalls on Jul 14, 2009 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s more like Scuderi and O’Donnell are redudancies but O’Donnell will be gone in a year. Greene and Scuderi play different sides, although I believe Scuderi played his off side with Hal Gill.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Jul 14, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome story Rudy. Which college did you play for? I love how the refs didn’t call the charge, but seeing that they let the riffraff slashing go on, must have been the wild west over there.

by DownRUpLYB on Jul 15, 2009 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Your absolutely right Rudy, Greene is just one of those guys you need in your lineup. He takes pretty much everything the opposition throws at him and gives it right back to them. He is a warrior like another Matty I know. I’m not saying he is anything like Norstrom, but if he could grow into that kind of player, I dont think he’d be overpaid at all.

by SuperSonic420 on Jul 15, 2009 11:42 PM PDT reply actions  

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