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Rough Week

-Last Sunday, the U.S. Men's soccer team went up by 2 goals against Brazil in the final of the Confederations Cup, only to blow the game and lose, 3-2.  I was crushed.

-On Wednesday, the Kings lost out on Marian Hossa.  I was crushed.

-On Thursday, Trevor Ariza signed with the Houston Rockets.  Since he was my favorite player on the Lakers, I was crushed.

-On Friday, the Kings traded for Ryan Smyth.  Since Ryan Smyth is just the worst, I was crushed.

-Today, Andy Roddick lost a devastating match against Roger Federer and his stupid face in 5 sets.  I've been cheering for Roddick for years (him being the best American since Pete retired) and I always get up early when he's in a final (only to pretty much always watch him lose), so I was crushed.  Especially at the end, when Andy was sitting in his chair just full of rage and sadness and pity.  It was like that episode of The Simpsons where Bart actually tries to do well in school and still fails; Andy didn't blow this one and he didn't get blown out, he just wasn't as good as Federer.  And that has to suck.

-The Dodgers... the Dodgers are OK.  I love Chad Billingsley and he was just named to the All-Star Game.  Good job, Chad.

 

I really hate sports all the time sometimes.

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I hope you weren’t a big Steve McNair fan.

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by Earl Sleek on Jul 5, 2009 2:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ooooooh

too soon

http://sacrificethebody.blogspot.com/
Sacrifice the Body - Examining the NHL through statistical analysis, reasoned thought, and blind conjecture.

by IAmJoe on Jul 6, 2009 1:23 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

…And now Broxton blows the save against fucking San Diego. I’m going to become a hermit.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Jul 5, 2009 4:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Why don’t you just go reintroduce yourself to your hand and feel a bit better. ;)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Jul 5, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Somewhere, Jed the Fish is laughing maniacally at you….

by yeah_eric on Jul 5, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ugh, don't even get me started on the US Brazil match

I had locked that away in the recesses of my mind until you reminded me about it.

I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!

by Diamondback15 on Jul 6, 2009 12:40 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Why the hell were you watching soccer?

http://sacrificethebody.blogspot.com/
Sacrifice the Body - Examining the NHL through statistical analysis, reasoned thought, and blind conjecture.

by IAmJoe on Jul 6, 2009 1:23 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Better question: why were you emotionally invested in the soccer game you were watching?

http://sacrificethebody.blogspot.com/
Sacrifice the Body - Examining the NHL through statistical analysis, reasoned thought, and blind conjecture.

by IAmJoe on Jul 6, 2009 1:24 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

because football (soccer) is the second best team sport after hockey…?

Как же так может быть? - Finland fails at life. Seriously, someone please adopt me?

by sleza on Jul 6, 2009 5:42 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t know, how ‘bout because I’m a red-blooded American you Goddamn commie.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Jul 6, 2009 8:19 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

damn right

i’m not a big soccer fan but that game made me hate everything…. even gushers.

I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours

by BoulderDodger on Jul 6, 2009 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought it was the commies that liked soccer

http://sacrificethebody.blogspot.com/
Sacrifice the Body - Examining the NHL through statistical analysis, reasoned thought, and blind conjecture.

by IAmJoe on Jul 6, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

we all hate soccer…but i admit..i was rooting for the good ole USA..would have brought me to a good chuckle to see a country where 98% dont give a shit about soccer..and that team beats a country where that is reveresed…..sigh it wasnt meant to be

I wanna throw up on your new shoes

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jul 6, 2009 6:19 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sucks for you, Rudy. But at least Manny homered for the Dodgers. I was crushed, but good for you.

Fuck you, Denis Gauthier. You suck at hockey... and life.

by Kevin Y on Jul 6, 2009 10:41 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

this week can be salvaged if kemp gets voted on to the all star game over sandoval and victorino especially.

I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours

by BoulderDodger on Jul 6, 2009 12:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I have this dream that Ariza, Kemp and Simmonds all hang out with me. It’s awesome, except for the part where I have to lie to my roommate about why I’m washing my sheets for the 3rd time in a week.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Jul 6, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and then in walked Smith and you knew it was a nightmare!

PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves

by adragon on Jul 7, 2009 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Felt bad for Roddick. The one time he doesn’t choke, and he still can’t win.

A writer for the Wall Street Journal (Jason Gay; make your own joke) wrote that Federer’s gold-lined warm-up suit “…made him look like Kanye West’s beekeeper.” I love that line, though I’m not sure why.

by TheChemist on Jul 6, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

you realize your arena is being swamped with (ugh) Michael Jackson fans (freaks) right now … right? (ha!)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Jul 7, 2009 9:51 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You think Staples Center is swamped with freaks today, Ang?!? Shit!!!! You should have seen how bad it was in 2005-06 when these two douche canoes were roaming the grounds of our fair arena…

2009 LA Kings Hockey: thanks to Joe Sakic's snowblower, WE'RE BETTER THAN THE AV'S!!!!

by DodgerBlueBalls on Jul 7, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hey now! how can you even make that comparison with a straight face! :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Jul 7, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You hate 94?

You’re on the list Rudy Kelly.

by mc79hockey on Jul 8, 2009 7:37 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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